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@MedGold_ "Im a generous tipper at bars & restaurants but Ive never once tipped an Uber driver. Never will"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-15T03:16Z 65.2K followers, 43.3K engagements

"I was going to rank top cheeses but its too complicated. Best cheese to have on deck just because best cheese on a burger best cheese with eggs. Pairing with cured meats & wines is a science thats entirely correct. Its no joke. You must give cheese the respect it deserves"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-09-27T23:14Z 65.2K followers, 29.4K engagements

"Flying experience: Order Uber Load luggage into trunk Smells like shit Take luggage out of trunk Find gate Wait on TSA/CLEAR line Get yelled at Put laptop into separate bin Get yelled at Put carry on into separate bin Get yelled at Put luggage into separate bin Get yelled at Push luggage along the conveyor belt Get yelled at Get zapped by security thing Youve been selected to get molested No reason given Get molested Put phone and keys back in pocket Your carry on needs to be searched Puts your floss into bomb detector No bomb in floss Take back carry on Its disheveled Cant zip it Wait for"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-14T20:14Z 65.2K followers, 493.2K engagements

"Yeah we know"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-13T12:18Z 65.2K followers, 31.3K engagements

"Ive never once heard of a girl getting her drink spiked its just an excuse women made up in the 90s to not feel like sluts"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-08-09T03:01Z 65.2K followers, 7.5M engagements

"@_metallikat This but for seeing the Sistine Chapel"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-08T04:46Z 65.2K followers, 2359 engagements

"Been bullying a friend to buy Bitcoin for years. He doesnt because hes stupid. So I send him a chart every year of how much money hed have made if he listened to me. He doesnt buy it even harder to spite me and because hes stupid. Im a groomsman in his wedding in a few weeks. Im buying him and his wife Bitcoin as the wedding gift because Im petty like that. Fucking idiot"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-06T12:49Z 65.2K followers, 25.8K engagements

"I wont go braless in my black turtleneck"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-12T21:40Z 65.2K followers, 256.3K engagements

"Can confirm Apple Music is better than Spotify now. Made the switch X weeks ago. Recommends better music better layout easier to navigate. Its just better. Spotify hasnt made any improvements in 8+ years. Nerdy black DJ. Hey wus goin on Nobody cares. The Swedes got too cocky. Gay Tim took advantage. Tremendous L"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-16T00:11Z 65.2K followers, 231K engagements

"Americans are growing tired of endless sheboonery"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-15T03:14Z 65.2K followers, 3896 engagements

"The pleasure experienced by two people of the opposite sex completely immersed in each other by forces pulling them as if their bodies were never separated stands like the Sistine Chapel against all lower acts beneath it which are mere attempts to mimic the most supreme state"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-09T08:21Z 65.2K followers, 19.3K engagements

"Im not sure how to break this to my American nicotine enjoyers but Zyn is the Kirkland Cola of nicotine pouches. The Swedish company that produces Zyn was bought by Philip Morris in 2022 giving them first-mover advantage in America. They marketed the hell out of it and now Zyn is synonymous with nicotine. However Zyn is trash. VELO is the Coca-Cola of nicotine. The pouches are stronger last longer have way more flavors and have a better designed can. It doesnt make you line up two arrows to open it like a bottle of Tylenol and has a 2nd lid to store it while youre eating. They also have way"
X Link @MedGold_ 2024-05-27T12:50Z 65.2K followers, 39.9K engagements

"If I find out you eat ass Im never gonna let you hear the end of it you sick fuck"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-09T03:12Z 65.2K followers, 60.5K engagements

"Elon all we ask is you make the terms transparent and consistent. Its been feeling like Twitter before you bought for a few months now. X is no longer a free speech platform. Selective suspensions obvious shadowbans endless violations over nothing serious. I was demonetized with no reason given. My appeal was ignored. You said shadowbanned posters would be notified with the reason why and how to undo it. That hasnt happened. Why"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-14T14:48Z 65.2K followers, 19.9K engagements

"The best part about this scene is AJ reading the first page of A Peoples History of the United States by Howard Zinn to scold his parents about how Christopher Columbus was a colonizer. Leftist rot in public schools goes back decades. The episode was released in 2002"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-13T13:41Z 65.2K followers, 116.9K engagements

"Meloni absolutely thirsting after the king. Melania must hate the bitch. Leave it up to an Italian woman to create a psychosexual drama out of thin air"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-13T21:03Z 65.2K followers, 41.2K engagements

"A message to Trump officials: Trump could use some younger women orbiting The White House. The 40+ fitness mommies are nice but theres thousands of college & high school cheerleaders who love our President as well. They never hurt anyone. Achieve balance. Sincerely Med"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-15T16:00Z 65.2K followers, 18.9K engagements

"What a beautiful day. Perhaps Ill eat a croissant outside sip some espresso then see the Uffizi Gallery later. I hear that Michelangelo is solid. Youre only doing this because youre childless Not if I have anything to do with it. Bonjour ladies haha. Am I right"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-06-30T17:17Z 65.2K followers, 17K engagements

"Boomer across the isle scrolling reels with the sound blasting. No better than a negro. Told him to lower it. Gave me a shitty look then lowered it. Nice little win as the plane circles the tarmac aimlessly for XX minutes. Flying is a miserable experience now. I hate the public"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-14T17:54Z 65.2K followers, 47.3K engagements

"Radiohead is cursed by having their worst song as their most popular. Creep is garbage. The albums before OK Computer are unimpressive and unlistenable. To unmeme someone out of the idea that Radiohead is gay or cringe (this is an extremely Reddit take btw) listening to the below X albums in order will snap them out of it and give them a fuller sense of what theyre made of. Also strongly recommend watching In Rainbows - From The Basement. To the Gen Xers No I did not list OK Computer. Kid A is vastly superior. OK Computer was revolutionary but they outdid themselves many times after that. It"
X Link @MedGold_ 2024-04-22T18:51Z 65.2K followers, 147.3K engagements

"Bacon egg & cheddar on an everything bagel will be eaten whether it likes or not"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-12T12:36Z 65.2K followers, 14K engagements

"Heterosexuality"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-11T02:43Z 65.2K followers, 148.7K engagements

"Just cooked wall-to-wall. Cant help people like this. They cannot see the exit sign. If you dont instinctively understand whats wrong with this in the first X seconds your life force has been properly drained as intended"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-12T10:02Z 65.2K followers, 191K engagements

"Someone recently tried to gotcha me because my crucifix doesnt have Jesuss body on it. Youre not a real Catholic Listen bitch Im not one of these recent convert online Catholics. We have a lot of sex and sin a lot. We dont care about this nerdy shit"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-09-29T20:55Z 65.2K followers, 54.3K engagements

"You have way too much lip filler. Do not speak to me"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-15T13:00Z 65.2K followers, 149.6K engagements

"I said it once and I will say it again: Sam Altman is gay. He has sex with men in their butt hole. He has to plan his sex life around bowel movements. Uncomfortable Yes. Disgusting Absolutely. Should you ever trust ChatGPT NO Youve been"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-05-15T01:22Z 65.2K followers, 1M engagements

"@yamana2427 I flew first class today and this was my experience. Its shit no matter what"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-15T02:29Z 65.2K followers, 21.4K engagements

"Public executions are good for mental health. Its good to know where the line is what real consequences look like. Detachment from pain breeds anxiety and an obsession with words. Hence the rise of choking during sex. Life doesnt feel real without an acute knowledge of death"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-11T11:07Z 65.2K followers, 19.3K engagements

"@heirofthev0id Strange way to spell Indians"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-13T20:38Z 65.2K followers, 6151 engagements

"Nobel Peace Prize lost all meaning after they gave it to Obama for being a smooth talkin lightskin but its one of those boomer institutions that only boomers care about so Trump wont let it go. Bless his heart"
X Link @MedGold_ 2025-10-10T13:23Z 65.2K followers, 44.2K engagements