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@TheOnion
"Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-08T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 96.9K engagements
"Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man Scooter"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T15:15Z 11.1M followers, 110.7K engagements
"What To Know About NSPM-7"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 176.9K engagements
"What To Know About Good Boy"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-03T22:00Z 11.1M followers, 99.3K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-08T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77.7K engagements
"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T18:45Z 11.1M followers, 1.4M engagements
"Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-06T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 189.4K engagements
"Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-15T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 64.8K engagements
"Legal Ruling Forces God To Add Cancer Warning To Earth"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 102.3K engagements
"Kristi Noem: Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 233.7K engagements
"Political Profile: Russell Vought"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 65.1K engagements
"Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic Free-Love Phase Of Career"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-07T15:30Z 11.1M followers, 73.8K engagements
"Netanyahu: These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements
"Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-04T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 94.6K engagements
"Starbucks Awarded $X Billion Contract To Explore Military Applications Of Cold Foam"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-06T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 66.3K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-25T15:01Z 11.1M followers, 754.4K engagements
"This Week's Onion Magazine:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 8.2M engagements
"Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T00:02Z 11.1M followers, 1.3M engagements
"Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona Keith Urban"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-02T20:40Z 11.1M followers, 434.7K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T22:30Z 11.1M followers, 682.3K engagements
"61 Years Ago Today:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-28T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 835.7K engagements
"Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T14:01Z 11.1M followers, 71.3K engagements
"Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T17:05Z 11.1M followers, 75.8K engagements
"White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T16:05Z 11.1M followers, 141.9K engagements
"The Drug Enforcement Administration increased the production limit for Takeda Pharmaceuticals ADHD drug Vyvanse and its generic versions by about XX% to address the medicines ongoing shortage in the United States. #WhatDoYouThink"
X Link @TheOnion 2024-09-05T21:40Z 11.1M followers, 106.6K engagements
"Who Was Jeffery Epstein Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-11T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 74.8K engagements
"Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T20:15Z 11.1M followers, 181.1K engagements
"Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-12T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 95.8K engagements
"Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-06T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 113.2K engagements
"Lucky Fan Wins Open-Heart Surgery From Stars Of The Pitt"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-02T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 67.5K engagements
"USDA Deactivates Nations Corn During Government Shutdown"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-09T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 73.2K engagements
"Bombshell Wall Street Journal Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-15T21:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.8M engagements
"Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 76.4K engagements
"Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T14:00Z 11.1M followers, 69.4K engagements
"Who Is Ghislaine Maxwell Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T17:00Z 11.1M followers, 59.7K engagements
"Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-18T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1.5M engagements
"Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-11T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 138.9K engagements
"Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at now to find out. In select theaters October 2"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-30T18:01Z 11.1M followers, 745.8K engagements
"Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-14T20:00Z 11.1M followers, 318K engagements
"Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooters Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-15T19:05Z 11.1M followers, 1.4M engagements
"Victor Wembanyama Reports To Training Camp Having Added XX Pounds Of Hair"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-29T20:45Z 11.1M followers, 84.9K engagements
"Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-06T18:30Z 11.1M followers, 308.7K engagements
"ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 78.3K engagements
"Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-12T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 110.3K engagements
"Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-05T18:00Z 11.1M followers, 295.5K engagements
"RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-09-08T15:00Z 11.1M followers, 554.7K engagements
"Highlights From Kamala Harris New Memoir"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-05T16:00Z 11.1M followers, 1M engagements
"Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-08T19:00Z 11.1M followers, 74.1K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday Oct. X at X p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-07T19:30Z 11.1M followers, 77K engagements
"The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T00:00Z 11.1M followers, 206.3K engagements
"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here:"
X Link @TheOnion 2025-10-10T17:01Z 11.1M followers, 392.5K engagements