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@GaryPetersonUSA "@RonFilipkowski Its not that the White House isnt important to us its just that it isnt Cracker Barrel important"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-22T23:47Z 64K followers, 3841 engagements

"@SaulAlejandr00 Not only did Christ cut the ribbon at our first Vatican but he did so under the condition that there be an extension for a bread and fish market"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-23T00:23Z 64K followers, XXX engagements

"The wokesters are on their Hate America tour because they could never find love like President and Melania Trump High School sweethearts still infatuated with each others beauty"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-17T15:02Z 64K followers, 11.5K engagements

"@scheppy_william I am married to a woman who I find very attractive by the way"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-22T22:02Z 64K followers, 7637 engagements

"@SaulAlejandr00 Since when is it a cult to offer grace to our earthly messiah in order to achieve immortality upon entering the eternal kingdom"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-22T23:45Z 64K followers, 5338 engagements

"@tedcruz So sad. At least when Ted endorses criminals and sexual predators its ONLY because he loves their politics"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-24T21:18Z 64K followers, 2554 engagements

"President Trump represents the best of America and we can all watch Live as he brings class to the UK State Dinner"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-09-17T21:00Z 64K followers, 7.1M engagements

"Only royalty can strip someone of their title which means our nations King President Trump will pardon Prince Andrew and give him his crown and parking space back"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-18T00:18Z 64K followers, 8008 engagements

"President Trump has added a glorious addition to The White House which also increases his chances of winning McDonalds Monopoly"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-21T00:09Z 64K followers, 14.5K engagements

"Melania Trump is our luckiest First Lady because she gets to kiss the beautiful face of our Lord on a nightly basis"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-22T13:37Z 64K followers, 315.3K engagements

"Back to the Future Day is here to celebrate Americas Greatness"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-22T15:57Z 64K followers, 9108 engagements

"@JohnCleese Tim Pool makes money the honest way with his official Timcel Halloween costume"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-23T16:06Z 64K followers, 4806 engagements

"We Patriots are flabbergasted by President Trumps amazing ability to sit in a chair"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-23T22:20Z 64K followers, 37K engagements

"Youd be foolish NOT to take medical advice from Dr. Bigalow"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-24T00:13Z 64K followers, 6653 engagements

"Our Royal Family is just like us. Even my kids gather around to teach me how to use that damn Skype"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-24T17:35Z 64K followers, 5958 engagements

"@TheDog93302 Upon release the Bible didnt crack the top XX in the Jerusalem Times which is why Christ had to sell his gospels door to door"
X Link @GaryPetersonUSA 2025-10-25T23:27Z 64K followers, XX engagements