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@avogroovy "Nigerians kll me man. The following interaction took place at the Nigeria Embassy Madrid. Embassy Staff: Walks into the waiting room and hands a Spanish man his passport with visa. Spanish man: am I done Can I leave Embassy staff: You have your visa already youre asking me if you should leave. He keeps walking away. Spanish man: Visibly confused not knowing what to make of the interaction. Brother just say yes you can leave. It is courteous and clear communication because of intercultural communication differences"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-28T12:37Z 7404 followers, 307.1K engagements

"Everyone call Max Keiser a scammer for Maxcoin but its two developers never gets flak for it because one of them is the unsullied Jordan Fish (Cobie)"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-20T16:21Z 7404 followers, 4604 engagements

"I said it in a private chat X weeks ago MONAD will end up being a ghost land like Berachain. Every chain needs a novel or native dApp that brings users and MONAD does not have one. Additionally it is launching in a bad market condition where everyone got liquidated KOLs are going to sell their airdrop bridge to SOL and gamble on PumpFun and whatever mindshare it has will completely dissipate. Bribing KOL larps with an airdrop is not going to stop the inevitable liquidity exodus after the airdrop"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-31T23:02Z 7404 followers, 4260 engagements

"The amount of like in this conversation is doing my head in. Adults not being able to write or speak properly is one of the clear sign of the decline of our civilization"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-11-01T09:54Z 7404 followers, 2627 engagements

"You people think The White House is Dodan Barracks that you can just march and waltz into. Na gate dog go pursue all of them"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-11-02T13:16Z 7404 followers, 2150 engagements

"90 days ago Mark Zuckerberg/Meta was offering Anthropic AI researchers $200M$1B to join Meta to build its Super Intelligence - which they declined. This week they cut XXX roles. We may be nearing the AI bubble burst. It's all just fugayzi fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-23T11:42Z 7403 followers, 2339 engagements

"They probably lost it all at the pico bottom in 2022 with the amount of liquidation events that occurred from the Terra Luna/3AC/Celsius depegging in May 2022 to FTX implosion in November 2022"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-23T11:46Z 7402 followers, 4864 engagements

"I am so delighted to see the tears and meltdown of the American right with regards to Zohran Mamdani. The exact things they used to accuse the left of during the Presidential election last year is what they have become"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-30T09:40Z 7404 followers, 1411 engagements

"I strongly believe @MEXC_Official will go bankrupt or stop withdrawals within the next XXX days. This is the most shady exchange in all of crypto. @Polymarket when odds"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-30T10:20Z 7403 followers, 2874 engagements

"While other Nigerian Fintech founders are busy FUDing stablecoins @theflutterwave is making moves. I have huge respect for @theflutterwave with regards to their crypto moves. They were my on-ramp to Binance in 2020 before Buhari nixed it. For the love of God why are you using Polygon for this pilot They are literally the worst and dont have deep USDC liquidity like Base Arbitrum BNB or Solana"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-30T15:39Z 7404 followers, 7305 engagements

"@femiTRP Shey you want de wyne me ni Na big man you be o"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-30T15:40Z 7403 followers, XX engagements

"I genuinely regret renewing my Real Madrid membership this year. Impossible to get tickets in good location to go watch basketball games. absolute waste of money"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-30T16:13Z 7404 followers, 2015 engagements

"FTX took all our money in 2021. @binance took all the market makers money in 2025. Centralized exchanges eating our cookies and drinking our milkshakes since Mt. Gox (2011)"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-30T16:15Z 7403 followers, 1842 engagements

"@bigbrutha_ @lanreadelowo Lol. Polygon is a joke of an L2. The Ethereum community doesnt even consider it an L2. Sandeep was crashing out about it a week that Ethereum maxis consider them a side chain"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-30T18:15Z 7404 followers, XXX engagements

"@ConfusedSith Last year it was good. I could get front row seat to Real Madrid basketball game an hour before the game. This year I cant even find good seat 2-3 weeks to a game"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-30T18:51Z 7404 followers, XX engagements

"@bigbrutha_ @theflutterwave They dont have deep liquidity. Most USDC liquidity on Polygon is on Polymarket. Polygon native DEX liquidity tells a different story"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-31T14:39Z 7403 followers, XX engagements

"@bigbrutha_ @theflutterwave Brother nobody uses Polygon except for Polymarket. That ship long sailed. Their zkEVM didnt catch traction either"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-31T14:47Z 7404 followers, XX engagements

"Why do I need to use the 45th fork of Uniswap or Aave on a new chain when I can just use the real Uniswap or Aave which is more secure on a chain with better liquidity Blockchains are in the business of selling blockspace to applications. If people cannot find a unique dApp on your chain then the path of least resistance is down only"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-31T23:05Z 7404 followers, XXX engagements

"African leaders XX years ago used to speak really good English with proper diction. Julius Nyerere Ahmadu Bello etc. how did we end up with these bumbling roadside conductors who cant string sentences together on the continent"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-11-01T09:09Z 7402 followers, 2200 engagements

"Your favorite Nigerian fintech app founder believes stablecoin constitutes systemic risk and Tether that made $XX billion profit last year is issuing dollar out of thin air. Slowly then all at once we will eat all the incumbents"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-10-29T09:14Z 7404 followers, 26.6K engagements

"Based on this photo @pumpdotfun posted this tweet is alpha. Ill add owning $PFP or PumpFun Pepe NFT. @a1lon9 over to you"
X Link @avogroovy 2025-11-02T18:54Z 7404 followers, 1669 engagements