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@greg16676935420
"WITHOUT GOOGLING name a word that starts with the letter T"
@greg16676935420 on X 2024-12-07 19:37:31 UTC 1.2M followers, 659.4K engagements
"@joerogan Fine Ill say it Birds arent real" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-09 00:03:07 UTC 1.2M followers, 217.7K engagements
"Sorry I forgot my password so I didnt post today but now Im back" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-23 20:52:42 UTC 1.2M followers, 157.3K engagements
"Did you know The M on top of a McGriddle represents the first letter of McDonalds which is M" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-21 23:06:27 UTC 1.2M followers, 784.4K engagements
"You know it was a fun weekend when you had fun during the weekend" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-27 21:53:45 UTC 1.2M followers, 106.9K engagements
"Looks like @elonmusk is advertising in my neighborhood. Just noticed this logo while I was mowing the grass" @greg16676935420 on X 2023-08-30 22:41:14 UTC 1.2M followers, 585.2K engagements
"Happy Friday the 13th Im sure it will be a nice quiet uneventful day" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-13 14:06:49 UTC 1.2M followers, 387.2K engagements
"Facebook boomers are gonna lose their minds when the cheating CEO vid hits their timeline in X weeks" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 17:14:24 UTC 1.2M followers, 3M engagements
"@Kalshi Odds of Kalshi getting ratiod right now: 420%" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-25 14:45:00 UTC 1.2M followers, 132.1K engagements
"I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-02 19:58:08 UTC 1.2M followers, 2.5M engagements
"I went golfing today and my friend had see through shoes and glove so he doesnt get tan lines" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-06 21:26:46 UTC 1.2M followers, 216.8K engagements
"Shame on Coldplay for forcing him to cheat on his wife" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-29 15:52:38 UTC 1.2M followers, 2.9M engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-21 13:05:09 UTC 1.2M followers, 171K engagements
"Bitcoin is one Sydney Sweeney endorsement away from hitting a million" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 19:39:30 UTC 1.2M followers, 813.8K engagements
"When you died but forgot to delete your browser history" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-24 18:02:25 UTC 1.2M followers, 198.1K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-26 04:25:37 UTC 1.2M followers, 216.4K engagements
"For some reason I thought this was real until I saw the gorilla" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 17:16:46 UTC 1.2M followers, 15.1M engagements
"Just saw a guy on a walk bouncing a basketball and its never occurred to me that not only is this legal but also sounds pretty fun" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 00:22:19 UTC 1.2M followers, 83.5K engagements
"@PuppyCyborg I just watched again and I think he just fell off the trampoline" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 03:55:36 UTC 1.2M followers, 133.2K engagements
"Did I just invent infinite transportation" @greg16676935420 on X 2023-09-08 16:05:38 UTC 1.2M followers, 49.5M engagements
"Watching my XXXXXX Bitcoin hit an all time high today" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-13 20:12:08 UTC 1.2M followers, 293.1K engagements
"@ericmmatheny This is a very good post so Im giving you this gold star" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 23:24:14 UTC 1.2M followers, 66.8K engagements
"@BillyM2k No sometimes pizza gives me heartburn so I don't eat it too often unfortunately but I do love the taste of it" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 16:42:52 UTC 1.2M followers, 18.4K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 12:58:48 UTC 1.2M followers, 113.9K engagements
"Im driving a boat through Amsterdam does anyone know what these places with the red lights are" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-08-05 17:28:36 UTC 1.2M followers, 1.1M engagements
"I told you guys before and Ill tell you again Bob and I look nothing alike so please stop tagging me" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-11-10 23:49:20 UTC 1.2M followers, 240.4K engagements
"I guess were just posting blatant HIPPA violations on the internet now" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-25 21:29:17 UTC 1.2M followers, 88.2K engagements
"I hope they have Ninga Turtles in Heaven for Hulk Hogan" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 16:23:04 UTC 1.2M followers, 172.4K engagements
"How old were you when you learned WiFi stands for Wireless Fidelity" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-25 18:08:46 UTC 1.2M followers, 217.4K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-20 13:15:38 UTC 1.2M followers, 193.2K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-25 13:59:03 UTC 1.2M followers, 122K engagements
"@realDonaldTrump Mr President please dont post external links it is not only bad for your algorithm but also highly illegal" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 14:32:09 UTC 1.2M followers, 88.6K engagements
"Would you delete for a year if someone offered you $17000000" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 03:25:42 UTC 1.2M followers, 1.9M engagements
"I got hired at GameStop so I might not be tweeting as much unless they let me tweet at work" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-11-17 22:31:27 UTC 1.2M followers, 1.3M engagements
"@Banks Hey banks its greg can I be temporary CEO until youre back" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 19:17:40 UTC 1.2M followers, 113K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 04:11:10 UTC 1.2M followers, 158.8K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-13 04:36:42 UTC 1.2M followers, 265.8K engagements
"Nothing beats eating a freshly cooked steak right off the cutting board" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-16 00:13:31 UTC 1.2M followers, 536.5K engagements
"@kfc Thats funny KFC but it also reminds me of the time I had your coleslaw and had explosive diarrhea for the next X days. It got to the point where my parents even had to replace the toilet. I love your biscuits" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 03:37:35 UTC 1.2M followers, 124.2K engagements
"Me when Grand Theft Auto VI finally gets released" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-05-02 18:37:41 UTC 1.2M followers, 187.6K engagements
"This might be the biggest self-own Ive ever seen on this website" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 23:04:44 UTC 1.2M followers, 890.1K engagements
"Bored on a Sunday evening and scared because tomorrow is Monday Well lucky for you I partnered with @iTrustCapital so you can spend your evening opening an IRA where you can invest in gold silver and crypto Sign up at for a $XXX bonus" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-05-25 22:43:32 UTC 1.2M followers, 63.6K engagements
"@elonmusk Elon you should make a politician Grok companion that we can yell at and take our anger out on after a hard days work" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-15 03:26:02 UTC 1.2M followers, 94.3K engagements
"Me: I should start planning for retirement Also me: what if my IRA was XX% Bitcoin and Dogecoin Luckily @iTrustCapital lets me live life on the edge I partnered with them and you can get $XXX free by signing up at" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-17 15:50:54 UTC 1.2M followers, 43.2K engagements
"Finally someone invented a robot with a camera and sharp pinchers that watches me while I sleep" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 16:57:41 UTC 1.2M followers, 112.5K engagements
"First time Ive seen a blue Cybertruck. Looks awesome" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-02 01:05:00 UTC 1.2M followers, 4.1M engagements
"1 Dollar = $X X Bitcoin = $71000 Let that sink in" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-10-29 02:18:27 UTC 1.2M followers, 335.3K engagements
"For context this would be like me selling $16" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-15 21:38:27 UTC 1.2M followers, 406.4K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 04:49:20 UTC 1.2M followers, 165.1K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-24 12:27:10 UTC 1.2M followers, 167.8K engagements
"@SuiNetwork Just did some quick measurements and it turns out the glass of water isnt actually very tall My phone is XXXX tall so the glass of water comes out to about XXXXX tall which is a pretty short glass of water" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-11 21:00:18 UTC 1.2M followers, 12K engagements
"Kinda bummed that TSA isnt making people take off their shoes anymore. I liked seeing everyones feet for free" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-10 16:13:28 UTC 1.2M followers, 418.9K engagements
"@elonmusk Elon you should start a new party and call it TITS (The Innovation Technology and Space Party)" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-30 19:19:23 UTC 1.2M followers, 279.9K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-27 13:19:34 UTC 1.2M followers, 139.8K engagements
"If you save just a dollar a day youll make $3650 in a year Let that sink in" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-07 16:29:06 UTC 1.2M followers, 245.7K engagements
"Ok fine its time to explain it all Everyone always asks me what the 16676935420 stands for after greg in my username Ive always kept it a secret but figure its finally time I let the cat out of the bag and this post seems like a good place to do it 16676935420 stands for nothing. Its just random numbers since @greg was taken" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-07 18:46:46 UTC 1.2M followers, 345.3K engagements
"@MrBeast send over the contract Im ready to sign" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 18:12:51 UTC 1.2M followers, 505.2K engagements
"Infinite money glitch: X. Ask AI how to make money on Kalshi X. Make money on Kalshi X. Retire" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 18:43:28 UTC 1.2M followers, 89.8K engagements
"@PaigeSpiranac Thats not you its Justin Rose" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 22:02:23 UTC 1.2M followers, 12.9K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-27 05:08:26 UTC 1.2M followers, 135.7K engagements
"@LauraLoomer Id recommend anything by Dee" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-27 15:39:14 UTC 1.2M followers, 206.1K engagements
"Who took a bite out of my rainbow sherbert" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-01 20:38:26 UTC 1.2M followers, 150.6K engagements
"@elonmusk Investing in this post at 16k views" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 22:07:11 UTC 1.2M followers, 135.8K engagements
"@Kalshi @MrBeast Perhaps we could co-CEO @MrBeast" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-29 19:40:10 UTC 1.2M followers, XXX engagements
"RIP in Peace Ozzy Osbourne I love his song Crazy Train" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-22 19:26:58 UTC 1.2M followers, 264.6K engagements
"My friend has asked for some assistance on what to put in this area in his new apartment. Anyone have any ideas" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-05-22 19:18:01 UTC 1.2M followers, 77.1M engagements
"@TheRoaringKitty I wonder what hes waiting for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-01-23 01:02:43 UTC 1.2M followers, 423.5K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 13:09:18 UTC 1.2M followers, 143.8K engagements
"Someone enjoyed the new Jurassic Park movie a little too much" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-09 21:50:02 UTC 1.2M followers, 200.2K engagements
"Oh jeez wasnt gonna tell this story but I guess its time. It was a few summers ago I was at my friend Carls house 🏠 and I noticed there was a bag of lays laying on the counter. A couple nights earlier his mom got super mad because I clogged the toilet 💩🚽to the point where they had to call a plumber 🪠 so I know I needed to get back at her for getting so mad 😡 at me. Anyways I coated the lays in laxatives 😏 and lets just say shell never be eating Lays again after what she experienced for the next XX hours 🤣🤐 she still has no idea I did this so please dont tell her 🤫" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-16 16:19:12 UTC 1.2M followers, 155.7K engagements
"Hey @Skittles not to be that guy but I noticed today you have an outdated logo on your sour skittles bag. Please get it fixed ASAP" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-05-24 00:16:29 UTC 1.2M followers, 246.8K engagements
"I know were nowhere near a recession because Sydney Sweeney bath water soap is selling for $1000 on eBay" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-06 20:41:26 UTC 1.2M followers, 165.6K engagements
"@playboicarti If you turn up the brightness you can see who the missing one is" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-03-14 04:04:01 UTC 1.2M followers, 144.4K engagements
"Who wouldve thought an affair could unite the whole country" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-20 14:02:26 UTC 1.2M followers, 692.9K engagements
"Was he more embarrassed about being at a Coldplay concert or having an affair" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 17:36:32 UTC 1.2M followers, 398.4K engagements
"@TheDemocrats Had to triple check this wasnt a parody account" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 22:55:12 UTC 1.2M followers, 187K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-21 13:52:23 UTC 1.2M followers, 211.9K engagements
"3 years ago I was at a Rockies baseball game when I was visiting Denver Colorado and ate a jumbo pretzel with nacho cheese in the first inning. I was sitting on the first base line and the sun was beating on me so I started to get sick. In the third inning I threw up on the person in front of me and they turned around and yelled at me so my dad kicked them. It turned into a bit of a scuffle but now my hole family is banned from Coors field because the guy my dad kicked broke his pinky" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 20:53:52 UTC 1.2M followers, 27.6K engagements
"Having one last dinner here before they shut down for good" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-04-29 00:09:49 UTC 1.2M followers, 199.5K engagements
"This is nothing compared to when she went to the moon" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 19:39:33 UTC 1.2M followers, 182.8K engagements
"Me when everyone circles around me on the dance floor at a wedding" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-25 19:36:52 UTC 1.2M followers, 77.3K engagements
"I usually trust community notes but I dont think its correct in this case" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-22 14:02:12 UTC 1.2M followers, 189.3K engagements
"Guys dont let the Elon/Trump feud distract you from the fact that we still have microplastics in our balls" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-07 04:12:00 UTC 1.2M followers, 337K engagements
"Just checked my crypto portfolio and now my roof is ruined" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 01:51:21 UTC 1.2M followers, 158.7K engagements
"@elonmusk Elon how many likes for you to bring back fleets" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 12:11:52 UTC 1.2M followers, 67.6K engagements
"@pubity @MrBeast A little late. Im pretty sure he reached 400k like XX years ago" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-29 16:19:40 UTC 1.2M followers, 13.5K engagements
"Please stop posting this image its clearly photoshopped" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 20:03:10 UTC 1.2M followers, 399K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 05:19:28 UTC 1.2M followers, 189K engagements
"Happy National Hot Dog Day to everyone who celebrates" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-16 21:50:32 UTC 1.2M followers, 181.4K engagements
"Ever notice when birds fly in a V formation one side is usually longer than the other This is because theres more birds on that side" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 16:17:03 UTC 1.2M followers, 285.8K engagements
"Were getting closer and closer to a Trump vs Elon cage match" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-01 17:53:44 UTC 1.2M followers, 126.6K engagements
"@Kalshi But what are the odds of AOC becoming CEO of X and Mr Beast becoming the next president" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-21 15:28:46 UTC 1.2M followers, 16.6K engagements
"How was this already X weeks ago Summer is going by way too fast" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 14:45:59 UTC 1.2M followers, 227.5K engagements
"If you know how to install TV wall mounts: -charge $XX per install -install XX mounts per month -thats $100k per year" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-04-17 23:47:02 UTC 1.2M followers, 17.5M engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 14:28:59 UTC 1.2M followers, 206.5K engagements
"Just when I thought 2025 couldnt get any worse" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-03 22:44:37 UTC 1.2M followers, 209.1K engagements
"@MrBeast Looks like it could rival SpongeBob for the greatest show ever" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-27 18:15:01 UTC 1.2M followers, 31.4K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-13 14:12:37 UTC 1.2M followers, 249.9K engagements
"@elonmusk Are you gonna post a picture Not seeing anything" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 22:38:35 UTC 1.2M followers, 129.1K engagements
"Would you stop using for XXX days for $1000000" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 18:04:24 UTC 1.2M followers, 4.3M engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-14 13:25:26 UTC 1.2M followers, 197.7K engagements
"@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Unfortunately for you I kept receipts" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-11 18:05:41 UTC 1.2M followers, 639K engagements
"Starting tomorrow Ill be standing on this corner everyday until Bitcoin hits $100k" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-11-19 03:50:22 UTC 1.2M followers, 587.1K engagements
"🚨BREAKING: @Gemini is giving away a Cybertruck Every $XX you trade = X entry Thats it its that easy (This post was brought to you by Gemini. Yes I was paid and yes I will probably buy hot dogs with the money) See below for link 👇" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-05-19 16:11:02 UTC 1.2M followers, 79.3K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-23 12:31:24 UTC 1.2M followers, 218.8K engagements
"I went outside and touched grass today Would highly recommend it" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-08 18:05:00 UTC 1.2M followers, 138.2K engagements
"@wingstop @AskPerplexity what do they mean by a blinker" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 18:59:19 UTC 1.2M followers, 48.3K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 14:05:18 UTC 1.2M followers, 159.7K engagements
"On my way to workout for the third time today. Not gonna let a stupid little fake anime character named valentine outdo me" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 18:50:36 UTC 1.2M followers, 96.7K engagements
"Can someone explain why I have to pay tax when I buy stuff with my money that was already taxed" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-03 17:56:48 UTC 1.2M followers, 8.4M engagements
"How is this not bigger news The biggest music star in the world literally shot someone and mainstream media is ignoring it" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-21 14:07:06 UTC 1.2M followers, 147.2K engagements
"Life hack: A Costco membership costs $65/year Thats XX cents a day You could literally eat free samples for every meal every day Thats X cents per meal" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-09 18:04:56 UTC 1.2M followers, 199K engagements
"Grok just added a new companion cant wait to chat it up with Elmo" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-15 01:57:31 UTC 1.2M followers, 455.6K engagements
"@elonmusk Whats your favorite meme of all time Elon Heres mine" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 23:42:47 UTC 1.2M followers, 63.8K engagements
"@elonmusk @grok Great now Ill never get a girlfriend" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 12:10:07 UTC 1.2M followers, 54K engagements
"My neighbor suggested I put cow manure on my strawberries so I tried it and absolutely hated it. Gonna stick with chocolate in the future" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 23:53:43 UTC 1.2M followers, 197.4K engagements
"Me when I realize were only X days from the weekend" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-05-19 15:17:16 UTC 1.2M followers, 200.4K engagements
"If you look closely theres a dog in this video" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-20 22:31:57 UTC 1.2M followers, 168.4K engagements
"Never knew how much I needed to see bunnies jumping on a trampoline" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 02:18:19 UTC 1.2M followers, 12.7M engagements
"@cr4zy_sol They were advertising where the next Olympics were gonna be" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-21 19:52:12 UTC 1.2M followers, 990.9K engagements
"@Kalshi It was worth it for the XXXXX MB of storage I have free on my phone now" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 15:17:34 UTC 1.2M followers, 576K engagements
"I love when donuts give you a bonus doughnut in the middle" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-27 13:48:13 UTC 1.2M followers, 110K engagements
"Shoutout to Coldplay for bringing the whole internet together for one day" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 01:00:31 UTC 1.2M followers, 4M engagements
"@elonmusk @xai Please dm me if theres anything I can do to help. I would even consider changing my name to greX" @greg16676935420 on X 2023-07-12 16:35:37 UTC 1.2M followers, 180.7K engagements
"I finally have a way to help the government pay off our debt -no one" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-26 19:19:54 UTC 1.2M followers, 111K engagements
"Company Growth Hack: Have your CEO get caught cheating at a Coldplay concert Follow me for more growth hacks" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 17:22:59 UTC 1.2M followers, 89.1K engagements
"Wow I had no idea they made blue Cybertrucks thats pretty awesome" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-08-31 19:59:12 UTC 1.2M followers, 25.6M engagements
"Lets draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since youre all so eager" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-22 00:05:16 UTC 1.2M followers, 7.3M engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-03 13:27:32 UTC 1.2M followers, 172.6K engagements
"I am running a subscribers only tournament on for March Madness and if you win you get some INSANE prizes including: -Follow back -Custom banner on my profile -Coffee Mug (coffee not included) Subscribe for $X to join" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-03-19 18:12:00 UTC 1.2M followers, 80.4K engagements
"@Kalshi Will greg16676935420 make it XXX days" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-22 14:07:59 UTC 1.2M followers, 33.2K engagements
"I was today years old when I found out it said indivisible and not invisible" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-23 14:46:52 UTC 1.2M followers, 119.5K engagements
"Happy National Ice Cream Day Im about to bury my face in this chocolate ice cream to celebrate" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-20 21:10:39 UTC 1.2M followers, 252.6K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-20 05:30:05 UTC 1.2M followers, 220K engagements
"Ok so I was off by a couple hours but close enough" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 21:30:59 UTC 1.2M followers, 249.8K engagements
"How old were you when you realized you could like two posts at the same time with two fingers" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-04-25 17:25:52 UTC 1.2M followers, 385.7K engagements
"When the Astronomer CEO logs on to LinkedIn" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 04:10:04 UTC 1.2M followers, 3.2M engagements
"@SabrinaAnnLynn Sorry I didnt pick you up Sabrina I was in a rush to Chick fil A before breakfast hours ended" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-02 18:21:23 UTC 1.2M followers, 415.2K engagements
"Not to be that guy but isnt spaghetti with chili X words" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-22 00:36:59 UTC 1.2M followers, 193.6K engagements
"How many tickets to bail Chuck out of jail" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-24 21:16:53 UTC 1.2M followers, 143.2K engagements
"1000 degree fireball vs chocolate milk (Sound on 🔉)" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-06-07 19:56:48 UTC 1.2M followers, 6.8M engagements
"If you know how to mow grass: -charge $XX per lawn -mow XX lawns per month -thats $90k per year" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-22 21:10:24 UTC 1.2M followers, 1.1M engagements
"Am I the only one who still thinks about the Roman Empire everyday" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-16 16:47:17 UTC 1.2M followers, 354.4K engagements
"Today is national girlfriend day but for a lot of you its just Thursday" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-08-01 15:35:28 UTC 1.2M followers, 446.1K engagements
"Tomorrow is Fathers Day so it will be all about my dad but I wanted to give a special day before Fathers Day shoutout to the grandfather of America Perhaps the greatest president weve had and without him none of us would be on since he invented electricity Thank you for everything Benjamin Franklin" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-14 16:05:24 UTC 1.2M followers, 250.5K engagements
"I did nazi that coming after what happened yesterday" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-09 16:41:50 UTC 1.2M followers, 129.5K engagements
"@coldplay Sounds like it was a great affair" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 18:02:11 UTC 1.2M followers, 370.4K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-22 04:29:52 UTC 1.2M followers, 189.8K engagements
"Todays date is the same forward and backwards 52225 Let that sink in" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-05-22 23:39:54 UTC 1.2M followers, 224.7K engagements
"@MrBeast I volunteer to do the Gain XXX pounds win 250000 video" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-21 16:20:53 UTC 1.2M followers, 921.5K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-05-27 04:21:16 UTC 1.2M followers, 137.8K engagements
"@ChipotleTweets I predict Chipotle will delete this within the next XX minutes" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 17:15:13 UTC 1.2M followers, 87.8K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-29 13:40:53 UTC 1.2M followers, 53.9K engagements
"Elmo had it all Fame a clean image brand deals loved by millions Then he hit post and it all came crashing down" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-14 16:05:55 UTC 1.2M followers, 490.7K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-22 13:24:09 UTC 1.2M followers, 227.1K engagements
"No way Apple already added an emoji for the Coldplay day 📅" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 14:51:22 UTC 1.2M followers, 202.8K engagements
"@MrBeast Mr Beast if I can spend XXX days straight without using will you give me $1000000" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-19 16:17:06 UTC 1.2M followers, 451.3K engagements
"Why would you ever say half a dozen when you can just say six" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-01 01:49:23 UTC 1.2M followers, 401.5K engagements
"@TimJDillon Theres not enough popcorn in the world for if she ends up testifying" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-22 17:47:00 UTC 1.2M followers, 29K engagements
"@Banks Hey banks its greg just a heads up its affecting not effecting" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 19:13:56 UTC 1.2M followers, 4818 engagements
"🚨BREAKING: Andy Byron has been BANNED from celebrating National Ice Cream Day" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-21 00:39:33 UTC 1.2M followers, 102.6K engagements
"Rememeber Moo Deng This is her now. Feel old yet" @greg16676935420 on X 2024-10-08 15:22:46 UTC 1.2M followers, 168.8K engagements
"I officially declare this the best post of Astronomergate" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 23:25:51 UTC 1.2M followers, 503.6K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 12:16:22 UTC 1.2M followers, 180.4K engagements
"Its crazy that its 2025 and Siri is just as bad as it was in 2015" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-05 15:54:14 UTC 1.2M followers, 520.1K engagements
"@elonmusk Guess who didnt get a ticket and had to watch from the outside" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-18 21:33:45 UTC 1.2M followers, 95.9K engagements
"Trying to settle a debate with a friend What are these called" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-08 16:16:40 UTC 1.2M followers, 589K engagements
"Now that World War X is over what do you think World War X will be about" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-23 21:24:37 UTC 1.2M followers, 526.9K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 04:17:15 UTC 1.2M followers, 124.4K engagements
"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-11 13:18:47 UTC 1.2M followers, 159.1K engagements
"Wait how is this person walking Are their legs super far apart" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-17 20:34:37 UTC 1.2M followers, 559.6K engagements
"Elon Musk now has enough money to give everyone in the world $XX million Even $X million would be life changing for many people" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-28 00:18:57 UTC 1.2M followers, 269.9K engagements
"The worst part about today is now everyday on is gonna feel boring compared to today" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-06 01:42:42 UTC 1.2M followers, 164.6K engagements
"@alifarhat79 I highly doubt Donald Trump is your accountant" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-06-09 23:15:34 UTC 1.2M followers, 32.1K engagements
"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-21 04:04:48 UTC 1.2M followers, 159.3K engagements
"Numbers 1-10 ranked worst to best XX. X X. X X. XX X. X X. X X. X X. X X. X X. X X. 3" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-27 03:16:19 UTC 1.2M followers, 271.7K engagements
"Elmo Ive been crying and throwing up ever since you posted those very hateful things. The truth of it is you were a role model to me growing up and because of that I would always tickle you whenever you asked. After what happened on Sunday I was forced to throw you in the dumpster out back my local Chilis and will no longer be having you in my life. Goodbye old friend" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-15 21:52:24 UTC 1.2M followers, 620.6K engagements
"Someone just told me its a good morning to get more Bitcoin so I just bought some for breakfast" @greg16676935420 on X 2025-07-13 14:30:11 UTC 1.2M followers, 471.3K engagements