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@ZETA_Merde819 "Chinese Uncle Samsonite"
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"what if i read comments as uncle samsonite"
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"@JefferyWoods632 It does damage to me"
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"Who's the goofy lil fella He's the goofy lil fella"
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"@JefferyWoods632 How"
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"@JefferyWoods632 Fuck off"
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"And my name is Uncle Samsonite"
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"@I_AM_ALL_OF_ME3 Off brands are ass"
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"Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie Mess with me and boy you're surely gonna die If ever you're in doubt about who or where I am I'm here I'm there I'm everywhere I am your Uncle Sam"
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"//i lowkey gonna draw this for fun btw"
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"Ah yes love is in the air Also come to my domain"
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"@I_AM_ALL_OF_ME3 That's fucking off brand"
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"@Bun_clops I sure do love love it can conquers all"
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"//had to make fanart of her for being a huge sucker on mlp #pillarchase2"
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"@BEN_DROWNED_77 I would but who doesn't like free soda"
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"Don't I look cute for a pony"
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"Oh my how generous of you Thanks kid I'll make sure this can of moutain dew goes to the right place💙"
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"@JefferyWoods632 You know I don't like off brand and yet you still suggested it"
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"Something something"
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"What the- Dodged the bottle but some of the soda still spilled on my hands and mask caused it to melt a little and fall to the ground I screeched and quickly covered my face with arm WHY YOU LITTLE. You will regret this kiddo. Uncle samsonite will get you next time"
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"Do you want to make something for your Uncle Samsonite"
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"It's time to have some fun INFERNO Uncle Samsonite has joined X"
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"Feed me Mountain dew please"
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