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@TheIanLang "@jenny2x4 I was like that maybe in my late 20s/early 30s but then you do it and you do it and you keep doing it and before you know it you've been doing it every week for over a decade and it's just like "man I wish I could never have to do this again""
@TheIanLang on X 2025-07-26 00:23:40 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@Jixijenga @chismosavirus Cooking at home is cheaper unless you pretend gas spices and your time are all single-use. Most people dont drive to the store for one meal or value their cooking time at $80/hr. You're not proving a pointyoure just bad at math and groceries"
@TheIanLang on X 2025-07-24 21:44:38 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"South Park was one of (if not the) first shows available streaming in it's entirety online for free. Comedycentral dot com used to just take you to the South Park catalogue"
@TheIanLang on X 2025-07-23 04:02:13 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@Bootleg1337 @soulkhan Ok but that applies to restaurants and takeout too so it's not an excuse for not buying kitchen staples"
@TheIanLang on X 2025-07-25 13:07:33 UTC XXX followers, X engagements

"Surprisingly low win rate today (90.7%) Wordle 1495 3/6* 🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 81/99 Luck 50/99"
@TheIanLang on X 2025-07-23 13:46:51 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"Not loading today Wordle 1495 3/6* 🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 81/99 Luck 50/99"
@TheIanLang on X 2025-07-23 13:48:21 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements