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@BertDalziel "Cinematologist here. This is what remains of the escaped Von Trapp family. Do not approach them. Theyre frightened"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-23 14:19:33 UTC 5580 followers, 1880 engagements

"But if you have children with him - and this is the crucial bit - remember to get written permission if youre taking any offspring on holiday outside the country"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-23 16:44:01 UTC 5582 followers, 6434 engagements

"Tiny son is being discharged today. Sobering talking to doctor. Possibility of it being really quite serious if left untreated (dehydration + infection) in this heat. She says it was good we acted quickly"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-23 08:02:34 UTC 5579 followers, 10.9K engagements

"I have no doubt who was victorious. If the zombie apocalypse ever happens I am hiding in their compound (assuming they dont sacrifice me as bait)"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-26 06:04:50 UTC 5585 followers, XXX engagements

"good morning from day X of my holiday. Off to an island today with brother-in-law. Received reports that other in-laws (who shall remain nameless) were out pool side early this morning with a gaggle of others bagging the top deckchairs and actually got into a shoving fight"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-26 06:03:44 UTC 5585 followers, 3675 engagements

"Even with the relevant documents Mr Bertha used to get called to give his heartfelt consent to me taking tiny son to visit my parents when we lived in the Netherlands"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-23 16:44:57 UTC 5583 followers, XXX engagements

"No idea how generalisable this is but I have ADHD and aced my highers due to the very nature of concrete time limit and adrenaline. Maybe thats unusual idk"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-24 12:04:22 UTC 5583 followers, 2385 engagements

"@MrJonnieB Im not unfamiliar with cockroaches from my time in New York and Asia but I draw the line at accidentally picking one up and having it near my face"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-24 09:40:41 UTC 5585 followers, XXX engagements

"Its so hot here it is not advisable to go out in the sun between about XX and X. My mother-in-law is claiming she had no idea it would be this hot. I am not nostradamus but would have been prepared to hazard a guess that Turkey in July might indeed be pretty sunny"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-24 09:01:09 UTC 5582 followers, 4580 engagements

"@matinfue for real I am always quietly impressed when in Italy/Greece/Turkey that they could be arsed to conquer ANYTHING - hats off tbh"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-24 09:19:46 UTC 5583 followers, XXX engagements

"I dont normally share photos where you can see tiny son but just so you can see hes alright here he is with his dad. Ill take it down later"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-24 17:14:09 UTC 5583 followers, 8871 engagements

"@v_j_freeman @sigourneybeaver @HiyaYellowBoy my dad and uncle submitted their dna to a project sequencing people from shetlands dna and we are mostly Viking far enough back it turns out. Which explains my unbridled berserker rage"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-24 07:41:07 UTC 5583 followers, XXX engagements

"people who know Turkey/are Turkish which of these are good"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-25 17:04:54 UTC 5583 followers, XXX engagements

"@FurnaceFearrrrr @grok @caoimhinof (i had some wine)"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-26 11:59:27 UTC 5584 followers, XXX engagements

"Ive snuck out on my own. Just me and a bunch of turkish people who seem pleasant and moreover arent conspicuously not talking to each other/falling out with each other. I brought a book. Best day so far. Day X of holiday"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-25 16:09:22 UTC 5582 followers, 1904 engagements

"@Cyclefree2 @kifatlarge @ifellonithonest oooh i like the wall"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-24 11:16:14 UTC 5583 followers, XX engagements

"@London__Smoke think if we stowed him in our luggage we may excite comment"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-25 20:16:48 UTC 5584 followers, XXX engagements

"in the absence of my dad I am taking the role of person dawdling taking photos with ambitions to be artsy. I have taken up his mantle"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-26 08:29:38 UTC 5583 followers, XXX engagements

"@anyoneelsedone and just in fairness mr bertha says it was not shoving but asserting forcefully in face of illegal takeover - I do not know who is right I wasnt there"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-26 11:20:12 UTC 5582 followers, XXX engagements

"a nurse has looked at him and thinks a dr should see him - we are going to the hospital in XX minutes"
@BertDalziel on X 2025-07-22 10:27:44 UTC 5583 followers, 1819 engagements