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@RealMikeyBets "Is this place a gay bar Im in Wrigley its called lost and found. Its one of the emptier bars to pregame. I had a guy just buy me a shot. Me and my boy thinks its a gay bar (which is totally cool) just curious. I ordered a berry lost drink cause beer hurts my gout"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-09-30T18:41Z 15.6K followers, 2.4M engagements

"On dad duty until XX today and I cant stand the look of milk right now. Im gonna have to feed her a steak or something"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-15T14:23Z 15.7K followers, 11.4K engagements

"My mom told me to drink 7-up before the milk mile I did it and it didnt help. This is the same woman who told me not to look up when I see an eagle because it will claw out my eye. Love her to death tho"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-15T15:10Z 15.7K followers, 15.7K engagements

"@filibuah At least Im not a browns fan"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-15T15:18Z 15.7K followers, XXX engagements

"@CarhartMat95314 His name is bad bunny not good bunny"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-14T22:46Z 15.7K followers, XXX engagements

"@bogeygolf1996 I mean bad bunny isnt even Mexican but good try I guess"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-15T16:26Z 15.7K followers, XX engagements

"Jason Taylor caught in 4k"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-09-30T01:55Z 15.7K followers, 2.4M engagements

"@sotoshfle @NFL Good bunny wasnt available"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-14T22:16Z 15.7K followers, 7774 engagements

"We have a problem for tomorrow night. The Bar I go to for MNF has changed their Mai tais from homemade to store brand. @rookieschicago officially has X options. Option X. dm me the original recipe Option X. Bring back the original Bobs Mai tai Option X. Give me X chicken tenders for free and well call it even. Option X. Lose me as a patron. The ball is in your court kid let me know"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-12T14:43Z 15.7K followers, 1.2M engagements

"I feel life my hair has made a little bit of a comeback. Ive been using this waygu beef tallow on my scalp for the last week. I think were in a good spot you can literally grab this at any grocery store thank me later"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-12T16:30Z 15.7K followers, 32.4K engagements

"@Apple_Sauced_ Yeah because Im turning on football to watch a little dance party and fireworks and great choreography and Ooh La La so cool look how well my voice is yeah Im a halftime Super Bowl singer look at me"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-14T22:29Z 15.7K followers, 6206 engagements

"Franks 50th Birthday is coming up in X month and he has assigned me to plan it Let us know some good ideas to celebrate @NjTank99s big day (November 13th)"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-13T14:39Z 15.7K followers, 38.8K engagements

"If you care about the Super Bowl halftime show youre an absolute loser. The only time I think I was ever excited for a Super Bowl was for Shakira. You care that much who is gonna sing your little song during the biggest football game of the year Me and Bad Bunny dont even fuck with each other like that but all this nonsense is just insane. You watch the Super Bowl for the Super Bowl not for the halftime show unless youre a chick and I respect the chicks"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-14T21:55Z 15.7K followers, 1.2M engagements

"The first Mai tai I wasnt a fan so they whipped up a new one. They said we cant leave until they get it right. Thats what I call good service"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-14T00:15Z 15.7K followers, 469.1K engagements

"Rain rain go away PLEASE"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-14T03:07Z 15.7K followers, 9291 engagements

"@Andrew19k1 @sotoshfle @NFL Not sure if thats true but I dont even fuck with bad bunny like that"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-14T22:29Z 15.7K followers, 1180 engagements

"The radio hasnt even SNIFFED the thought about talking about the Chicago Bulls preseason win vs the Cleveland Cavaliers. XXX The Snore"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-08T21:01Z 15.6K followers, 2202 engagements

"@Marni_Jannetty No my smoking hot wife will wake her up and take care of her goofy"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-15T12:03Z 15.7K followers, XX engagements

"The Chicago Bulls play basketball today"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-07T13:31Z 15.6K followers, 1671 engagements

"Peanut butter chicken avocado burger with mozz and garlic basil aoli on Texas toast 🔥"
X Link @RealMikeyBets 2025-10-04T18:08Z 15.7K followers, 12.4K engagements