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@jockphobic "drunk on a saturday night but its just me and my dog and my gay little mug"
@jockphobic on X 2025-07-27 03:10:03 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"tried a new vodka lemonade and it kinda sucks ass 💔💔 id take shitty whiteclaw over this. i shoulda got the costco sangria"
@jockphobic on X 2025-07-27 03:11:06 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"i was trying to prove to some people that auston was pretty. did it work X #LeafsForever"
@jockphobic on X 2025-07-07 14:25:17 UTC XXX followers, 5356 engagements

"i love my dog. yip yip bark bark or whatever 💗 #ALLCAPS"
@jockphobic on X 2025-07-06 00:49:39 UTC XXX followers, 1900 engagements

"real kraken lovers know that seattle kraken hockey is not about making the playoffs"
@jockphobic on X 2025-07-26 05:29:03 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements