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@smcroasters "You put man cream in your coffee"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-31T09:49Z 104.2K followers, 6567 engagements

"If you are driving a boat full of fent or coke across international waters to bring it to US. You are not a victim or slave. You. Dumb. Ass"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-31T10:52Z 104.2K followers, 6793 engagements

"@NoSnit @Z1NGBOT He did. To be fair"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-21T17:22Z 104K followers, XXX engagements

"Because more are on the way. and youre the only little bitch crying about it. Even after getting a refund. Gonna send you your order anyway.maybe youll shut the fuck up then"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-21T23:33Z 104.1K followers, 14.4K engagements

"It appears that the anti-noggers have a few gun merchants on their side. Reminder that Ill die of a sucking chest wound with a nog-mustache proudly on my upper lip before I give up that nectar. You cant intimidate us. -N"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-24T17:27Z 104K followers, 51.2K engagements

"Whats this us shit -E I hate egg nog*"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-24T19:28Z 104.1K followers, 29.8K engagements

"We should all attend his next baseball game and rush the field when he plays"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-27T10:27Z 104K followers, 238.9K engagements

"@SwampMan_014 You can turn all this shit off Im sure"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-28T12:59Z 104.1K followers, XXX engagements

"This post tells me you are masked vaxxed. .and puff pickles from the back"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-28T17:36Z 104K followers, 3514 engagements

"Team Pro Egg Nogg. They enjoy it because of texture"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-28T21:01Z 104K followers, 19.9K engagements

"You must have just started your account New follower"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-28T22:05Z 104K followers, 14.2K engagements

"That could have been an email. There are hundreds of videos just like this. Standards havent been enforced in years. Its reaching critical levels"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-02T18:40Z 104.2K followers, 1.1M engagements

"Good Morning and Happy World Mental Health day. Flavors are flying out the door and the shop smells like we are massacring a Yankee Candle store in the fall. Still catching up but we are moving . End of next week we should be through the storm"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-10T10:20Z 104.2K followers, 9054 engagements

"If this mother fucker says Happy Holidays at Christmas time"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-21T09:36Z 104.2K followers, 6799 engagements

"Dear (checks handle) Marine Veteran 1st Gulf War. (Rolls Eyes*) If you took the initiative like the rest of your crayon eating brethren you could easily find the same deal. 1) Get your girlfriend or boyfriend to log on to FB marketplace. 2) Look at all the pictures of cars for 5k or less and scroll till you see one you like. 3) Get your girlfriend or boyfriend to then read you the description of the car. 4) Ask your girlfriend or boyfriend for a ride to go see it if it sounds like it interests you"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-21T13:59Z 104.2K followers, 5070 engagements

"GM Fam. Reading the replies on here made me laugh. Lot of people who dont follow us commenting on how hard it is to save 5k how its impossible to find a good car for 5k.saying to us -youre out of touch youre lucky. Thank God it was people not drinking our coffee. Because our family doesnt think like that. We know our Father is in charge. We know he empowered us. We know you cant out work us. The system wont break us when we cant find a way we make a way no excuses we wont be average we stick together and build each other up. Thats the spirit of America. Thats the spirit of the few who took"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-22T09:59Z 104.2K followers, 26.8K engagements

"Of course you did dear Lolz"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-26T23:29Z 104.2K followers, 50.3K engagements

"@harveyspistols A Czech in a Burberry coat. Absolutely insane. -N"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-28T16:39Z 104.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Looking for a Gary or Silver Jeep Cherokee in Orlando for a deadly hit and run"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-29T10:08Z 104.2K followers, 14.5K engagements

"You requested your Covid booster shot be administered on your ass cheek"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-29T10:20Z 104.2K followers, 4679 engagements

"Any Senator: I havent taken a pay check during this shut down. Wouldnt be right. Besides I make way more money off of insider trading and have plenty of gold bars in my closet from sharing sensitive information with our enemies"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-29T11:50Z 104.2K followers, 4764 engagements

"Thats why he had wooden teeth"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-29T13:53Z 104.2K followers, 19.8K engagements

"His fat ass is sweating. Cut SNAP and his state turns into TF Ranger 2.0"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-29T14:02Z 104.2K followers, 9313 engagements

"We ran out of labels again until Monday. But not ducks"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-29T14:09Z 104.2K followers, 6795 engagements

"Out of touch I door dashed for over a year in NY while raising my X year old to start this business. I sacrifice and sleep in a fucking van for the last X years to grow this business and work non fucking stop. I give more money away in a month to help others than I take from my business in a year. My employees get more revenue for themselves personally than I do. If you work hard and arent stupid you can afford a 5k dollar car. Fuck outta here with Im out of touch. -Eddie"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-21T21:03Z 104.2K followers, 61.2K engagements

"@TacSquatch Boat becomes a reef if you sink enough of them"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-31T14:04Z 104.2K followers, XX engagements

"I just gave you our address. We dont argue on the phone or internet with fat shits we can take in hand to hand. You and everyone who thinks the Charlie Kirk murder is funny are more than welcome to come discuss like a man. In person. -Eddie 1500 S Atlantic Ave Daytona Beach Florida 32118 Doors open"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-09-11T22:27Z 104.2K followers, 3.5M engagements

"Going to repeat post this all day. If youre emailing us about the status of your order and havent received a shipping notice. Then the status of your order is not shipped. So hope that saves some emails. If you need your coffee and cant wait.simply email the number only. We are catching up on the orders every day while more pour in. The number behind is going down. Between the 11th and 15th of September we received over X months extra of orders and a higher volume than normal everyday since. I want to get your coffee out just as bad as you want it. We hired more people bought extra equipment"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-10T13:27Z 104.2K followers, 36.7K engagements

"I hope SNAP never comes back. This collective meltdown should null the entire social welfare industry. There are THOUSANDS of these shameless parasites posting these morbidly retarded takes"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-26T14:43Z 104.2K followers, 188K engagements

"Rented a Chevy Truck After you start the vehicle it wont let you shift until a seatbelt is buckled. I have a tremendous amount of safety fatigue"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-27T20:10Z 104.2K followers, 137.9K engagements

"What in the fried filet of fish is this shit"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-28T19:00Z 104.2K followers, 7532 engagements

"Not sure if the Noggers have heard. But since they like the texture so much we refer to them as Throatcoats. As the founding fathers would have"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-29T12:05Z 104.2K followers, 26K engagements

"This guy has never watched the video of the cartels slicing every last bit of skin and muscle off a mans face and shoving razor blades down the poor devils throat while Funkytown plays in the background and it shows"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-30T15:04Z 104.2K followers, 320.7K engagements

"Weak ass men like this are the reason why our country is such a mess. Imagine taking the side of a cartel member. Put the pickles down Mike. .your tonsils got pushed back so far they are interfering with your brain waves"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-31T09:56Z 104.2K followers, 10.4K engagements

"I see some of us dont know how to keep our FUCKING MOUTHS SHUT"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-31T10:43Z 104.2K followers, 5352 engagements

"Kiddo: It sucksthey wont let us bring swords to school with our costumesmine comes with 2"
X Link @smcroasters 2025-10-31T14:08Z 104.2K followers, 5438 engagements