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@DanBall00 "My dog is laying on the floor asleep making happy little dream noises and I soooooooo want that for me right now"
X Link @DanBall00 2025-10-15T03:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"@shaeganvishal It'll take a minor miracle but I believe got my rally cap on"
X Link @DanBall00 2025-10-15T03:36Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"I just subjected my family to STFU by Pixl Girl X times in a row with an ascending volume until they were all yelling at me to STFU (and to get down off the coffee table). hehehe I'm not popular atm but I'm ever so amused"
X Link @DanBall00 2025-10-15T08:32Z XXX followers, XX engagements