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@BonkDaCarnivore "Please start a GoFundMe for me this was all I could afford cause I'm so poor. My season tickets suck so bad that they just"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-10T00:56Z 11K followers, 1273 engagements

"How it started/how it's going. If you get wiped from one bad day you weren't the financial guru you thought you were. Thanks for being my exit liquidity"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T02:09Z 11K followers, 1461 engagements

"You spent X years alienating your family and friends with your crypto bro shit and at no point learn risk management. You also think what you did just leveraging money into shit coin longs was "work" Worse you think you're a victim. Which means you've learned nothing. Have fun on the bread lines bitch"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T22:18Z 11K followers, 4997 engagements

"How it started/How it's going"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T23:00Z 11K followers, 1332 engagements

"So this move of economic conversation locale was kind of an experiment brought about because idiots have chased @reeseonable away - at least for now - and my disdain for any place that would do that to her reaching high levels. It drives a desire to not help the lowlife denizens of Elmo's shithole. It was an unintended benefit that it actually ended up being way more convenient for me. I didn't have to manage speaker requests I could feasibly rely on other people to handle muting or space management (though that feature was apparently not working today) and best of all.no sniveling basement"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T23:20Z 11K followers, 3527 engagements

"Incorrect. There are no shortage of people who want me dead. You know where ALL of them reside in spite of me being a conservative In the "big tent" of MAGA. Every last one of them. MAGA. I'm not worried about a single leftist wanting me dead. You on the other hand are so terrified of it that you're trying to get a bunch of strangers on the internet to feel as scared as you to rally and be your army because you can't handle your fright on your own. Your core audience They're struggling to put food on the table right now by and large. They don't have time to care about your bullshit fear"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T18:32Z 11K followers, 3599 engagements

"Screw that. These people have been making a mockery of the financial system for years especially the leveraged tourists. Their reckless behavior and absolutely ridiculous gambling addictions have taken something beautiful and good in the various markets and turned it into something ugly little more than a casino. They're directly responsible for the absolute MESS that are our various equity crypto and commodities markets today where you've got yields equities cryptos metals and everything else all at ATH's at the same time in direct defiance of the normal mechanics of the system. Wanna know"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T17:00Z 11K followers, 2812 engagements

"Nothing says "peace" like deploying the military against your own citizenry"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T01:00Z 11K followers, 3876 engagements

"Most people don't know it but yes. Usually its purpose is for companies doing employee background checks or journalists researching stories but it's a way for stalkers to do recon. Still can't believe these people would know I've gone to the trouble of creating dozens of red herrings and identity fakeouts and actually think in spite of all that ongoing planning would leave open a huge security hole like that. But yes everybody should be locking their college records just as good security hygiene. Less of a concern if you're one of 4000 graduating in a given year at a large school but more"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T00:34Z 11K followers, 3495 engagements

"Had to delete the previous post. I had someone else make the chart for me and the line was wrong"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-10T21:58Z 11K followers, 1850 engagements

"Bad Bunny is the most popular recording artist in the world. Kid Rock is a guy people XX have never heard and people XX that don't live in trailer parks try to forget Anyone who asks to switch to the Grifting Point show at my Super Bowl Party will be kindly asked to leave"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T18:00Z 11K followers, 4762 engagements

"De-monetize ALL social media. What a shitshow it created"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T19:18Z 11K followers, 2872 engagements

"I'll never understand silver bugs. The shit is everywhere"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T22:28Z 11K followers, 1919 engagements

"All of this HAS to be FAKE NEWS. I've been reliably informed by the most honest and transparent administration in history that foreign nations pay tariffs not consumers and suppliers"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T16:13Z 11K followers, 2429 engagements

"Guys really IT'S OK to say grown ass adult men shouldn't be praising Hitler & saying political opponents should go to the gas chamber YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT'S BAD. The amount of you idiots trying to explain yourselves to justify not condemning it is major low-T behavior"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T17:43Z 11K followers, 2542 engagements

"Wait you mean the current version of the Model Y - which has all the personality and creature comforts of a hospital waiting room - is the PREMIUM model"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-06T20:58Z 11K followers, 1364 engagements

"She owns a XXX million dollar piece of "stolen land" in MA that she won't give back"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T22:23Z 11K followers, 2858 engagements

"@ConservativaPol Tightening and restrictive policy which the Fed has been in the mode of for X years now removes money and increases the value of the dollar which lessens the desire to flee to gold. Loose fiscal policy/monetary offset policy devalues the dollar which makes metals attractive"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T16:54Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"Gold hits $4000 for the first time ever. Big money is buying gold. Retail money is buying pre revenue companies science projects and XXX PEG ratio tulips. Choose wisely"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-07T01:28Z 11K followers, 4700 engagements

"Stop me if you've heard this joke before"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-09T01:16Z 11K followers, 5048 engagements

"Any of you seen a Lululemon store since $AXP added the $XX quarterly credit to the plat card The lines literally stretch out of the building and around blocks Women love yoga pants that they can then get upset at when men look at their asses. This one's gonna print hard.$LULU"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-09-29T18:36Z 11K followers, 3380 engagements

"It's easy to be seen as a soothsayer of crypto when you can just text your daddy and tell him which direction to move the markets"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T23:00Z 11K followers, 3315 engagements

"His kids weren't making enough on the grind up so he intentionally caused a market dump they could frontrun. The grift admin continues. TA-CO TA-CO MAAAAN. He's gotta be a TA-CO MAN"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T18:42Z 11K followers, 2316 engagements

"Any time I ask the question "If a state has no income tax and then eliminates property taxes where will they get their revenue from" this is always the answer I get. Florida generates approximately XXX billion in total revenue from tourism each year. Florida generates over XX billion in property taxes every year. So you're saying that you're going to implement a FORTY PERCENT tax increase on tourism in the state of Florida (beyond the tourist taxes that already exist) and you think people will just.continue to go there And since property taxes are a municipal level issue just how exactly does"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T20:00Z 11K followers, 6651 engagements

"I'm almost X weeks late on this because I just got made aware of it this evening as I don't go to this drunken wife abusing child abusing dirty cop fugitive stalker's page (whereas he spends his entire life trying to scour mine) but let's have some fun with this absolute MARATHON of lies. First off you DENNIS KEYS (see I can address you directly I don't have to call you "an individual" but more on that later) haven't been falsely accused of anything. There have been multiple court hearings (admittedly I was only in attendance for one of them but I've seen transcripts of the others) where"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T17:01Z 11K followers, 1602 engagements

"We're XX trillion dollars in debt. Perfect time to blow a bunch of cash on an art project"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-10T15:58Z 11K followers, 2941 engagements

"Found thanks to @VP72801. You love to fucking see it. All these assholes who for the last X months have been acting like they're Jesse Livermore just piling in tons of leverage on endless longs anywhere they could and posting ridiculous gains while fundamental investors screamed in rage. A year's worth of their boasting all gone in a matter of hours. I kept telling everybody that when the dildo of consequences arrives it's going to be the most painful experience of a lot of your lives and will be without warning. Course it helps knowing that I was short on EVERYTHING right before it happened"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T01:10Z 11K followers, 3389 engagements

"Soft. Everybody wants to be a gangster until you're put in a position where you have to face the ramifications of gangster shit. These people all deserved to get financially wiped out and they can't imagine a life without their dumb-luck gains"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T01:00Z 11K followers, 2841 engagements

"@StephenM @RepThomasMassie @RoKhanna No half of the ongoing research grants to MIT are government provided. The MIT dowry generates what it needs to provide the tuition grants. Btw the government has gotten its money back 1000 fold in terms of the results of that research you knob"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T21:06Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"OPEN OFFICE HOUR w/ Bonk RIGHT NOW. Doing something different today. Hosting it in the free section of a voice chat on the @quinttrades Discord. FREE SECTION Direct link is but you might need to do and join the free tier first"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T15:30Z 11K followers, 5658 engagements

"Next from the Home Shopping Network Administration. Dude couldn't even take a real photo with the real book had to use AI"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T17:41Z 11K followers, 2473 engagements

"It's estimated that at least 3000 ppl self-eliminated Fri-Sun as a result of him Tweeting recklessly and sending the markets into a tailspin only for him to say "just kidding" X days later. But he's fighting for you or something. Useless lives lost but lives lost the same"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T16:00Z 11K followers, 10.1K engagements

"I legit can't remember where I called this trade. Think it was the Diner But it may have been one of the Discord voice channels. The November $45's for $SOXL are up to $XXXX from $XXXX. Take some trim at 34%. Having a senior moment I seriously can't remember where I said it"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T13:55Z 11K followers, 2561 engagements

"Just so we're clear the bigly critical inflection point WW3 issue that it took to get Con Inc. to abandon their attempts to make Charlie Kirk a talking point for the next XX months was: Songs in Spanish during halftime of a football game. Laser focused on kitchen table issues"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-06T01:00Z 11K followers, 2971 engagements

"I'll be as arrogant as I want. These people who got wiped out are a pox upon the financial markets and are nothing but degenerate gamblers trying to game the system in order to avoid ever having to do anything in their lives to contribute to that system. They're locusts. And I'm glad they're in pain"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T21:00Z 11K followers, 3727 engagements

"Netflix $NFLX was at $1182 when Con Inc and the Twitter Griftoverse started their "boycott" and taking a victory lap for all the harm they were causing the company 1189 today. Great job guys. Your XXX cancellations totally made a difference in this half trillion company"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-07T14:46Z 11K followers, 3423 engagements

"Member of Magadoltia proclaims the Trump $X coins need to be made of gold. Meaning every $X coin would cost at least $4000 to mint. Or else the coin of XXXX grams in weight would be .673 millimeters His vote counts just as much as yours"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-04T16:00Z 11K followers, 3641 engagements

"See it's shit like this that makes me question supporting this guy. He knows FULL WELL this has nothing to do w/ The Fed but rather this administration's dollar-destroying fiscal policy aggressive trade wars that have the world's central banks buying gold instead of dollars and out of control spending. But he's gotta go for the thing that makes MAGA smile instead"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T14:48Z 11K followers, 21.8K engagements

"@willchamberlain Call me old-fashioned but I think that people are capable of condemning both and calling them all out for it"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T04:37Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"I've had a couple of ppl ask me why the cybersecurity names were all flying on the market today. Look to $CRM. Data breached and there's an est. X bln records they got ahold of from more than XX Salesforce clients. Salesforce announced they weren't going to pay the ransom. 3rd party risk management is the biggest threat facing corporations today and most tech partners aren't doing their jobs with regards to making sure your shit doesn't get stolen via them"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-08T22:43Z 11K followers, 2084 engagements

"GREAT episode so far"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T17:54Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"AH-HAHAHAHAHAH Just got a DM informing me that Dennis Keys aka Llaves has moved on to the grifting portion of his adventure by making a GoFundMe to "defend his name". I guess tariffs on liquor have started to pinch his wallet. By all means give money to the guy still trying to use his kid as a cheap stage prop for personal donations to himself but understand that at best he's gonna just walk away with your money; at worst you're going to aid in the ruin of what little finances he has left. Let's go through it shall we First he's only asking for XX grand for what he claims is an interstate"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T15:52Z 11K followers, 2867 engagements

"@BasedElvis @JDVance Yeah people with no morals principles standards or worth as humans typically won't have a problem with people promoting gassing their political enemies. MAGA is a locust cult"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T22:03Z 11K followers, XX engagements

"Intel ( $INTC) is going through it at the moment.Lot of problems of their own making going on but the Trumpcession rising input costs due to tariffs and them building a plant in Ohio to collect CHIPS Act money only to have Trump cancel the money that's on him. Anyhow instead of creating manufacturing jobs Intel is laying people off and delaying their Ohio plant until. 2031. Look at all this winning"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-04-27T17:40Z 11K followers, 6830 engagements

"If you're wondering why the markets are dropping like a rock now & $SPX has dropped $XXX in the last little while: turns out the free market & capitalists don't like it when government officials announce centrally planned economies and industrial price floors. SO CONSERVATIVE"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T17:17Z 11K followers, 5392 engagements

"OnE pErSoN cAnT mOvE tHe PrIcE -Crypto hos with no power This has always been my chief complaint as it pertains to crypto - even Bitcoin. I keep saying there are a select few of us who can materially move the price at will and you can't trust anything with that specter FAFO"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T00:00Z 11K followers, 2426 engagements

"Coming soon: Only state-approved media. Man Shrewd we timed that descent to fascism space perfectly"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-09-12T20:45Z 11K followers, 5032 engagements

"Diner ended rather abruptly so I didn't get to give a trade so here you go:"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-09T14:19Z 11K followers, 4609 engagements

"No you stole private property from another citizen who was doing something with it that was within his legal rights and then refused to give it back. Now you're on camera displaying the stolen wares. There is a difference"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-09T19:54Z 11K followers, 3792 engagements

"Nature is healing"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T02:00Z 11K followers, 2786 engagements

"Nature is healing. Love to see these leveraged tourists get wiped off the map. On paper my crypto holdings took a real beating yesterday but since I'm not leveraged at all and have it just as a value store functionally it means nothing to me. But seeing these cocky crypto Bros and crypto hos watch their entire lives vanish in a day gives me hope that maybe the rot that's infested the crypto world will be lessened"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T15:22Z 11K followers, 3946 engagements

"Today @BrianHJacobson an ACTUAL expert on AI went on Horowitz's show to talk about it. Give it a listen. Or you could listen to fake "experts" like @RobertJSalvador who don't understand how to do more than put a UI on top of a whitebox and call it a business and proclaim he's an AI executive. If you're dumb"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T00:37Z 11K followers, 2379 engagements

"@ConservativaPol Interest rates through 2025 would have made gold weaker not stronger the markets are in a risk on mode and are at all time highs as gold surges central bank has been purchasing again. It's the out of control spending in Washington the trade wars and the devaluation of the $"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T17:08Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"I don't know who needs to hear this but $NFLX is going to $1220 by EOW"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-08T16:49Z 11K followers, 7365 engagements

"Uh oh here we go. Trump needs to be able to bypass the other branches of government and be given total control "for our own protection""
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T20:30Z 11K followers, 7009 engagements

"Once again just inverse literally anything the Felon-in-Chief says"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-06T21:09Z 11K followers, 2815 engagements

"You know what's not peaceful The Grindr app in PDX ever since Benny touched down yesterday. PDX has a huge homosexual population so it makes sense he'd want to quickly bail on his beard and the stage props to go out to sample the local fare"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-08T14:26Z 11K followers, 3946 engagements

"DeWalt raises the prices of all its tools by up to 50%. Parent company $SWK claims it's because of the tariffs. But that can't be because foreign nations pay tariffs. And right when we're getting a bunch of new tradesman job openings from the XX quadrillion dollars in new investments Trump negotiated"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-08-04T17:58Z 11K followers, 19.6K engagements

"This is an awful lot of words to say him and Elon concocted a scheme by which they bundled the bad debt that is the entirety of X with the startup hype of xAI and then engineered a reverse sale by which people who wanted to take on the potentially good investment of xAI had to agree to be saddled with the terrible investment of X then helped Elon "sell" the majority of X to himself after seizing that capital from investors in such a way that he was able to push out his own personal financial liability in the company to others while still maintaining control. Actually what I just wrote are a"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-09T22:56Z 11K followers, 3713 engagements

"@1776Hale @damintoell @EricLDaugh Like breaking countless laws and wrecking the economy twice"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T01:00Z 11K followers, XX engagements

"Nothing says "serious" like floating a XX year old with X semester of college and X days in the workforce in his entire life as member of the board for a major company"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T22:00Z 11K followers, 7510 engagements

"Here we have "conservative" Bobby Three Hundred advocating for Lizzy Warren's MMT policy on money. Hyperinflation and out of control spending: SO HOT and so CONSERVATIVE right now. If you're wondering why he's no longer Bobby XXX it's cause he went from getting XXX bot likes to not even getting XXX views per post because of all of his followers are fake"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-09T18:06Z 11K followers, 2277 engagements

"@1776Hale @damintoell @EricLDaugh We're in staglfation. Unemployment is through the roof. Inflation is out of control. Companies are laying people off left and right. The dollar is being destroyed. Bond yields are out of control. Our debt is teetering on the brink of collapse. But yeah sure it's great"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T02:12Z 11K followers, XX engagements

"Sherwin-Williams $SHW suspends 401(k) matching to all employees due to weak sales stemming from tariffs and "economic headwinds". The Golden Age"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-09-14T15:59Z 11K followers, 10.8K engagements

"It's not possible for dead people to be defamed"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-06T02:00Z 11K followers, 2657 engagements

"Amazon $AMZN is by far the biggest abuser of the H-1B visa system. They claim this number is overinflated because it includes renewals. Remember that the point of these visas is you get one in order to give yourself a limited time frame (3 years if I remember right) to locate train and plant a domestic worker in the seat. So they're claiming that over that entire X year span they never did any of that and are essentially admitting to committing visa fraud by using them to locate permanent workers they can control for 15+ years (because if you're here on one of those visas and switch companies"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-05T00:00Z 11K followers, 2566 engagements

"Remind me again who was president on January 6th 2020"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T22:00Z 11K followers, 4342 engagements

"Twitter: "What's going on" My mood rn:"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T14:29Z 11K followers, 4320 engagements

"Incorrect. There are no shortage of people who want me dead. You know where ALL of them reside in spite of me being a conservative In the "big tent" of MAGA. Every last one of them. MAGA. I'm not worried about a single leftist wanting me dead. You on the other hand are so terrified of it that you're trying to get a bunch of strangers on the internet to feel as scared as you to rally and be your army because you can't handle your fright on your own. The people you're talking to They're struggling to put food on the table right now by and large. They don't have time to care about your bullshit"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T18:31Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"Say it with me now Ron: Destruction of the dollar's value means that everything costs more. The guy you refuse to rebuke for trashing the economy is destroying the dollar. If the underlying asset (the house) has the same notional value but the currency to purchase it becomes weaker then by proxy the cost of the asset must go up. Also known as "inflation". Something Trump has created more of than any president this century. XX% of the inflation during the Biden administration Directly Trump's policy faults that took time to cook. It's why Zimbabwe was paying X billion dollars for a loaf of"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T22:03Z 11K followers, 8555 engagements

"Fact check: Tom Homan is literally on video illegally accepting a $50000 cash bribe from an FBI agent"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T19:00Z 11K followers, 3358 engagements

"For those for whom $3000 per contract is expensive you could feasibly do the 11/21 360's for about half the cost but your risk profile is going to be higher"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-08T16:01Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"Not all MAGA are child diddlers but all MAGA have decided it's not a dealbr.well MOST MAGA seem to be child diddlers"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T18:27Z 11K followers, 7141 engagements

"He's making our truckers more financially healthy and strong by checks notes making their trucks cost more money. For national security of course. Just so people are aware Kenworth and Peterbilt are owned by the same company - PACCAR ( $PCAR). Mack isn't even an American brand - it's owned by Volvo which is Swedish. And Freightliner is owned by Daimler which is German. And due to import controls the US doesn't import truly international trucks like DAF Scania or Sinotruk. So there's that"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-09-26T00:53Z 11K followers, 5197 engagements

"Anything to not be outed for the kid diddler he is"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-06T23:10Z 11K followers, 5300 engagements

"(Scheduled so it doesn't overlap with my last laughing at this idiot). You'd think for a guy who spends every moment of every day of his life poring through my Twitter he'd have heard me talking about these things almost X years ago heh. But of course we know the real reason. Just another member of the Woke Right trying for a victim persona (even though he was the aggressor) attempting to gain some virality for personal gain. Bro wants a new ATV but doesn't have the money. Andrew Tate a guy with tens of millions in resources took one look at the existence of a PUP and noped the fuck out after"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T18:20Z 11K followers, 1294 engagements

"They have the accuracy of one too"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T13:15Z 11K followers, 2014 engagements

"Dude claims I don't hold Trump accountable. Then goes on to use an awful lot of words explaining away why it's acceptable for what we term an honest politician to refrain from shining a light of truth on lies people believe because "that's how you win". K. I'll stick to expecting people I support to educate on ALL topics not just the ones that are lies from the other side. Also this is the first time anyone's ever accused me of being a Trump simp :P"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T16:03Z 11K followers, 1887 engagements

"I'm not the biggest Schiff fan but if he's talking about metals he's spot on. You should tune in regardless. BTW when I first appeared on Shannon's show and told everybody to buy gold it was $2800 It's now $4050. $1250 an ounce just to leave some coins in a safe #ToldYa"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-08T16:20Z 11K followers, 2384 engagements

"Because all of these altcoins are just greater fool theory pointless scams and when market makers remove artificial liquidity from the order book its real value gets revealed. Have fun on the bread lines"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T22:00Z 11K followers, 1993 engagements

"So I'm going to point out this chart represents the loss of XXX billion dollars. Then I'm going to ask you to re-read that and ask what denomination we measure the loss of this "decentralized" "currency" and "future of money" in"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T00:44Z 11K followers, 2841 engagements

"Trump announces he might not give backpay to furloughed workers. There are now air traffic controller shortages throughout the country. If you think the X aren't in any way related"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-07T23:56Z 11K followers, 4475 engagements

"$BE up to $XXX from $X when I first listed it as one of the essential AI stocks in your life to buy and hold. Go ahead and take a trim here at 1250% on the commons"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T13:55Z 11K followers, 2220 engagements

"@JamesUthmeierFL Between sucking off trump earlier and now this. Nope clearly I made a mistake in thinking you were the right guy"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-09T01:34Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"While I'm XXX% in favor of paying our troops during a shutdown might someone direct me to the statute that permits the President to reallocate funding from another agency into military pay in a different fiscal year without Congressional Approval Why even have Congress"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T19:00Z 11K followers, 8538 engagements

""There's video of Epstein showing people photos of Trump with naked children. Kept them in a safe. Seen them" Bondi: Someone who knew Epstein once made campaign donations to you Note she didn't say no. Body Language Not all MAGA are kid diddlers but all MAGA think it's OK"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-08T18:20Z 11K followers, 4134 engagements

"Nothing says "organic familial bonding" like a perfectly placed cell phone recorder and white lighting in a golf cart with a wind sock for audio controls. When I'm having totally organic moments like this with my kids we even have a makeup artist with us"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T00:00Z 11K followers, 3534 engagements

"$NFLX had a market cap of XXXXX billion when the "Woke Right" inc. Robby Starbuck started boycotting it and claiming they were trashing the company's value. It now has a market cap of XXXXXX billion. $NFLX has gained XXXXX billion in market cap following "testing their resolve". Or XXXXX Cracker Barrels ( $CRBL) The Woke Right has no power"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T20:00Z 11K followers, 3638 engagements

"Bad month for rockers. Thommy Price John Lodge D'Angelo and now it looks like Ace Frehley. Also cue Gene Simmons suing whatever publication this picture came from for using the KISS name without permission in X 2"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T22:07Z 11K followers, 2293 engagements

"All it cost was XX billion taxpayer dollars in bailouts to Argentina to help prop up their collapsing economy. While we ignore OUR collapsing economy"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T00:02Z 11K followers, 2486 engagements

"Third time's the charm without an error God this site sucks. Think I'm missing the home opener Think again homie. Being a man of the people this evening :P #LetsGoAvs"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-10T00:19Z 11K followers, 1931 engagements

"$AVGO 1/16/26 350c $XXXXX Opening smallish with some of the gains from the $AVGO puts you clowns thought was so ill advised that turned into millions :P"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-08T15:27Z 11K followers, 3824 engagements

"The hilarious thing here is and something no Con Inc Grifter will tell you is that Nobel nominations had to be in by January 31st only XX days after the Pedophile-in-Chief took office so there would have been nothing for him to even nominate himself for"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-10T16:39Z 11K followers, 3180 engagements

"I said yesterday when everybody was saying X billion in liquidations that to my eye looking at the charts that number seemed super soft and it was closer to XX billion (believe it was on Bear's post). TL:DR: I was right and this is why knowing how to read charts matters"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T03:00Z 11K followers, 2822 engagements

"$5. They report earnings before the bell tomorrow. If you're risk averse this is your moment to walk out with near XXX% gains on the runners"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-08-26T17:43Z 11K followers, 2555 engagements

"@shenjieab @bishara Because an ETF isn't owning gold. It's owning shares of some company that claims to have gold"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T17:06Z 11K followers, XXX engagements

"Shout-out to @UniversalORL for a fantastic time @ Halloween Horror. Knowing that @buckeyechi5 wasn't there to threaten to ACTUALLY kill people added to the safety factor. In related news here's the spot Buckeye got thrown out from :P. Cause I know he'd want to see it again"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T23:00Z 11K followers, 1362 engagements

"All of his followers are urging him to find Jeebus so that this statement can be fixed. There's just one HUGE problem: While Christianity holds that a lifetime of sin can be fixed with one moment of penitence before the end (See also: Thief crucified with Jesus).it has to come from a position of genuine remorse and sorrow in asking for forgiveness. How do you have that moment of penitence if you're Donald Trump a man completely incapable of that emotion Sure he could say the words but he wouldn't mean it and that's the core requirement for salvation in Christianity - an honest moment of"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T02:05Z 11K followers, 9324 engagements

"Largest ever liquidation of leveraged crypto accounts happened today. Retaip crypto Bros and crypto hoes who thought they were the market makers now learning a harsh lesson that they are still just bugs to be crushed under the boot of institutional money. Nature is healing"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T00:11Z 11K followers, 2725 engagements

"@ksorbs War crimes No not a big fan of war crimes"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-03T20:00Z 11K followers, 30.4K engagements

"Great news All your credit maxed out in the The Golden Age Klarna no longer offering X payments on your pizza $AFRM won't give you more loans Fear not You can now borrow against your car equity @ XX% APR so you won't even be living in your car when you lose your house"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T14:15Z 11K followers, 3398 engagements

"To steal a line from Scott Bessent this morning when he was asked why gold was rising "There are more sellers than buyers""
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T18:40Z 11K followers, 2130 engagements

"Only XXX billion to go. I've yeeted over 75000 new followers (most appear to be bots) just in the last X weeks"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T06:03Z 11K followers, 2311 engagements

"Never thought I'd say it but bring back the fat chicks and transvestites instead"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T21:00Z 11K followers, 4926 engagements

"Just so everybody is aware the next NATIONAL EMERGENCY the United States is facing is checks notes vegetable oil. Also take note that the soybeans and corn they aren't buying from us is what they use to checks notes make cooking oil. Note. that Trump is claiming the free market sucks and that China should be FORCED to buy our soybeans even though we tariffed the shit out of their exports. Centrally planned economies SO HOT and SO CONSERVATIVE right now"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T19:46Z 11K followers, 22.9K engagements

"He's not wrong. It's mostly bots and then grifters circle jerking each other with dumb takes and faux outrage farming. My AI has now blocked over FORTY THOUSAND new "followers" in the last week or so. And unless a person just has notifications set up to see everything I post (which admittedly appears to be a pretty high percentage of people) the algo buries it in favor of endless Nick Sortor/DC Draino/Tim Pool garbage. My engagement numbers are literally 14x higher than the average for this site and still what I would term "very low" from a practical standpoint (I simply don't care about"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-05T23:00Z 11K followers, 3571 engagements

"@PolitiBunny I did however see them want to put democrats in gas chambers. Your take is bad and you should feel bad for subjecting us to it"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T13:09Z 11K followers, XX engagements

"Did I say all it took for trump to get his Nobel nom for next year was XX billion to Argentina Silly me I meant XX. Great investment of taxpayer dollars giving it to a country that has defaulted on its debts the last X times w/ a XX% poverty rate. Golden Age"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-15T23:42Z 11K followers, 1772 engagements

"Are we winning yet"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T21:00Z 11K followers, 1814 engagements

"@KonstantinKisin About what I said he was going to be a disaster on the economy a disaster on domestic policy and use the administration as a get out of jail free card to have a crime syndicate presidency. I was right about all of it"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-13T14:21Z 11K followers, 5212 engagements

"You should be solidly up on this trade no matter what you took. This is a good level to take a trim on it"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-14T17:24Z 11K followers, 2312 engagements

"Netflix $NFLX was $1182 when the Con Inc Grifterverse started their "boycott" of it and claimed that they had materially harmed the company with their cancellations. This is why you don't run around claiming you're responsible for a high beta name dropping X% like it's weird"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-08T13:34Z 11K followers, 1223 engagements

"Further proof crypto bros and crypto hos are the dumbest people around. Zero understanding of market structure. None of this has anything to do with the exchanges. These people don't even get that the vast majority of the trading in coins is just market makers providing artificial liquidity and trading amongst themselves. Whenever you run into a situation where there's a lot of volume (i.e. a whale unloading into the market) the algos are configured to pull back their trading because organic liquidity has been provided. This results in legitimate price discovery because it's no longer"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-11T20:00Z 11K followers, 4092 engagements

"The Crime Syndicate Administration strikes again. And yet crypto bros still think the family is on their side and not robbing them Hey @FBIDirectorKash any investigation or is this another no Epstein list thing"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-12T15:01Z 11K followers, 6913 engagements

"STOP THE CLOCK on the "historic peace agreement". Looks like it lasted checks notes X days. So much for that Nobel Trump"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-16T18:22Z 11K followers, 2153 engagements

"Point of fact: Jeanie Buss no longer even owns the Lakers so she doesn't have a stadium (she never did technically it was an arena). End monetized social media accounts"
X Link @BonkDaCarnivore 2025-10-09T21:00Z 11K followers, 3118 engagements