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@AwesomeNewsom "Tariffs are now affecting furniture. Our thoughts are with JD Vance at this difficult time. -- GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-15T15:25Z 26.1K followers, 9568 engagements

"TO EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT DONALD CREATED JOBS SURPRISE THE ONLY JOBS DONNY CREATED ARE FOR FASCISTS AND MAKERS OF ADULT DIAPERS. EVERYONE ELSE GOT THE ORANGE SLIP. BUT I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM CREATING SO MANY JOBS THEY CALL ME THE GODFATHER OF JOBS. I EVEN BEAT STEVE JOBS. (SOME SAY I WROTE THE BOOK OF JOB.) I HAVE SO MANY JOBS ILL EVEN HIRE VANCE TO BELLY DANCE. AND DONALD TO REPAIR ESCALATORS. (MANY CALL ME GAVIN THE GORGEOUS GIVER.) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -- GIVER C NEWSOM"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-01T22:24Z 26.1K followers, 787.5K engagements

"EVEN MARCO DOESN'T WANT DONNY TO GET THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. (SAD) THIS YEAR JUDAS RUBIO IS SUPPORTING ME GAVIN C. NEWSOM IN GETTING MY NOBEL PEACE PRIZE MY NOBEL FACE PRIZE AND MY NOBLE NECK PRIZE. (MANY SAY THEY USE DONNY'S NECK FOR PORNOGRAPHY) SICK"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-10T19:26Z 26.1K followers, 23.9K engagements

"POOR MINI-MILLER. AOC SAID YOU'RE 4'10 AND NOW YOU'RE CRYING. (IT'S GONE VIRAL LIKE YOUR STD.) MAYBE YOU AND DONNY DOLLHANDS CAN START A GANG THE TYRANT TYKES. I WISH I COULD RELATE BUT I CAN'T. I'M 6'3" (MANY SAY 6'5") AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A NAZI ELF. (SORRY)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-09T03:13Z 26.1K followers, 328.5K engagements

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $50000 DID HOMAN SLIP IT TO TRUMP WAS IT SPENT ON TRUMP'S LIPOSUCTION (FAIL) MAKE-UP (FERTILIZER IS $$$.) DID YOU SEARCH TRUMP'S NECK POUCH (GROSS.) SHOW ME THE MONEY PAM. STOP PROTECTING THE SWAMP. TRUMP'S DOJ (DEPT OF JABBA) IS A DISGRACE -- GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-07T18:23Z 26.1K followers, 82.3K engagements

"OUT OF XXX MILLION AMERICANS WE SEND THEM DUMBO AND LAMPSHADE"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-09-18T15:42Z 26.1K followers, 1.3M engagements

"WHY IS RACCOON EYES SMILING BECAUSE WHILE PEOPLE CAN'T AFFORD FOOD HE'S BUILDING A GOLD BALLROOM. WHILE HIS MILITIA ATTACKS AMERICA HE'S HOME WATCHING IKEA PORN WITH VANCE. BUT CHUNKY CHEETO HAS MET HIS MATCH. HE CAN BREAK AN ESCALATOR BUT HE'LL NEVER BREAK THE GAVINATOR"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-03T23:24Z 26.1K followers, 360.4K engagements

""SIR NEWSOM IS HOTTER THAN YOU.""
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-10T03:59Z 26.1K followers, 223.6K engagements

"GRANDMA DONNY PUT IN YOUR HEARING AID AND LISTEN. OUR TOP ISSUES ARE ECONOMY INFLATION AND HEALTHCARE. NOT BALLROOMS UFC FIGHTS OR MASKED THUGS ATTACKING OUR CITIES. REAL MEN DON'T WEAR ICE MASKS OR MANURE MAKEUP. GAVIN C. NEWSOM IS NOT AFRAID TO SHOW HIS FACE. (SOME SAY HIS FACE IS A GIFT TO HUMANS.) GAVIN KNOWS WHAT AMERICA WANTS AND HE FIGHTS FOR IT. (MANY SAY HE'S THE GREATEST GOVERNOR SINCE LINCOLN.) AMEN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-05T18:35Z 26.1K followers, 110K engagements

"DONNY IT HAS NOW BEEN XX HOURS SINCE YOU LOST THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. THE COUNTRY IS HUMILIATED. I'M GETTING THOUSANDS OF CALLS OF PEOPLE BEGGING YOU TO QUIT. YOU FAILED THEM. (AGAIN.) IT'S AN EASY PRIZE TO WIN. HUNDREDS HAVE WON IT. I'M THINKING OF WINNING IT NEXT YEAR IF I'M AVAILABLE THAT DAY. BUT YOU DONALD YOU'VE SHAMED YOUR COUNTRY YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM. I AM HORRIFIED (SOME SAY "MORTIFIED") THAT WE ARE BOTH MEN. I HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND QUIT SO THIS COUNTRY CAN HEAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SAD MATTER. -- GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-12T00:54Z 26.1K followers, 522.7K engagements

"TINY WHINY TRIED TO CANCEL KIMMEL BUT GAVE HIM GREAT RATINGS. LOSER. TRIED TO END FREE SPEECH. FAILED TRIED TO STOP WARS. FAILED TRIED TO LOWER PRICES. FAILED TRIED TO EAT A SALAD. FAILED TRIED TO SEE HIS FEET. FAILED TRIED TO MAKE IT WITHOUT DIAPERS. FAILED BIGLY. (SO SAD)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-09-25T00:18Z 26.1K followers, 975.6K engagements

"GREAT NEWS DONALD "LOST TO GAVIN" TRUMP HAS TO LOST TO GAVIN. AGAIN YOU'RE NOT A KING DONNY I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR BIB SAYS. NO ONE WOBBLES INTO MY STATE AND STEALS MY TROOPS. I HAVE THE LAW ON MY SIDE. AND GREAT GENES. IF YOU'RE GOING TO CRY GO BACK TO MAR-A-LEGO. (WAH)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-06T04:11Z 26.1K followers, 290.9K engagements

"DONNY AND HIS BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS HAVE MORE MONEY THAN HALF OF AMERICA. AS MR. CHICKEN L'ORANGE EATS HIS DUCK L'ORANGE AMERICANS CAN'T AFFORD GROCERIES. I DON'T HAVE SILK DIAPERS OR BEJEWELED SHOE-LIFTS. I HAVE HONOR PATRIOTISM AMAZING HAIR AND A WAIST. POWER TO THE PEOPLE (SOME SAY "WINDMILL POWER TO THE PEOPLE") -- GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-13T17:15Z 26.1K followers, 88.4K engagements

"POOR VANCE WET HIS PANTS. (SAD) AFTER ABC GAVE VANCE A BOO-BOO PRESIDENT SNOWFLAKE DEFENDED VICE SNOWFLAKE. I'M DISGUSTED. (MANY SAY I'M "NAUSEOUS.") AS AMERICA'S GOVERNOR I WILL END SNOWFLAKISM. NO MORE CRYING IN THE GOVERNMENT. WE'RE AMERICA NOT WAHHMERICA ACT LIKE IT --GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-15T00:55Z 26.1K followers, 150.4K engagements

"CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FRIEND STEPHEN COLBERT ON RECEIVING THE RIPPLE OF HOPE AWARD. I GAVIN C. NEWSOM HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED TWO AS WELL AS A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE OSCAR PULITZER SUPER BOWL RING AND GOLD MEDALS IN HAIR LOOKS AND SYNCHRONIZED MANLINESS. EAT YOUR HEART OUT DONNY. (IF YOU HAD A HEART.) SO SAD. NO HEART NO AWARDS. AND SO OLD. (MANY SAY TOO OLD.)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-06T02:30Z 26.1K followers, 170K engagements

"HONEY I SHRUNK THE ECONOMY. POOR DONNY IT'S ALL SHRINKING. HIS JOBS NUMBERS HIS APPROVAL HIS HEIGHT HIS HANDS - EVERYTHING. SO I GAVIN C. NEWSOM WILL BUILD A BARBIE BALLROOM FOR OUR PETITE POTUS TO LIVE IN. MAKE AMERICA GROW AGAIN (SORRY NOT YOU SHRINKY PANTS.) SO SAD"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-07T03:30Z 26.1K followers, 103K engagements

"WHAT A DAY FOR ME GAVIN C. NEWSOM. TODAY FOR MY BIRTHDAY DONNY DIDN'T GET THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHAT A BIG BEAUTIFUL GIFT. EVERY TIME DONNY CURSES I SING. EVERY TIME HE CRIES I GROW MORE HAIR. EVERY TIME A KETCHUP BOTTLE HITS THE WALL AN ANGEL GET HIS WINGS. THANK YOU SWEDEN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-11T02:14Z 26.1K followers, 95.6K engagements

"SINCE DONNY IS PUTTING TARIFFS ON AMERICANS I'M PUTTING TARIFFS ON DONNY. XX% ON GIFTS FROM QATAR. XX% ON UGLY BALLROOMS. (NASTY) XX% ON PUMPKIN MAKE UP. XX% ON UMBRELLA LESSONS (FOR BEGINNERS) XXX% ON KID ROCK SHOWS AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (AKA OLIVE GARDEN.) THANK YOU -GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-14T01:10Z 26.1K followers, 137K engagements

"I ALSO DON'T WEAR TIES DOWN TO MY MANKLES. ---GCM"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-11T04:21Z 26.1K followers, 424K engagements

"ANGRY GRANDPA IS OFF HIS MEDS AGAIN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-14T09:07Z 26.1K followers, 88.4K engagements

"DONNY IS THE ONLY POTUS TO ALLOW A FOREIGN NATION TO HAVE AN AIRBASE INSIDE OUR BORDERS. BECAUSE THEY SLIPPED HIM A PLANE UNDER THE TABLE. BUT LUCKILY YOUR DOLLA CAN ALSO MAKE HIM HOLLA FOR $XXX YOU GET HIS ORIGINAL EAR TAMPON. $1000 BUYS YOU HIS ENTIRE CABINET. $X MILLION BUYS YOU OUR NUKES. AND FOR $X BILLION DONALD WILL NUKE AMERICA HIMSELF. BUT IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW HELL THOW IN AN ALL-INCLUSIVE STAY ON EPSTEINS ISLAND. AND AS ALWAYS NO TAX ON TREASON"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-10T20:21Z 26.1K followers, 274.5K engagements

"GRANDPA DONNY SAYS HE HATES BAD BUNNY EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO IDEA WHO HE IS. WE DON'T KNOW IF HE'S THINKING OF BUGS BUNNY OR EASTER BUNNY BUT IT'S TIME TO CHECK POPPI POTUS INTO A SENIOR DICTATOR COMMUNITY. LEAVE THE GOVERNING TO MEN WITH BRAINS AND ABS. THANK YOU- THE GAVINATOR"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-07T22:44Z 26.1K followers, 162.7K engagements

"POOR DONNY & VANCE. BORN WITHOUT BRAINS HEARTS SPINES OR HUMAN FACES. (SAD.) SINCE I AM AMAZING (MANY SAY "BREATHTAKING") I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A GOOFY VP HOLDING YOUR BALLOON BOSS BY HIS FEMALE ORGAN. BUT IT'S MAKING EVERYONE DRY-HEAVE. PLEASE STOP. --GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-14T18:53Z 26.1K followers, 915.5K engagements

"AFTER I GAVIN C. NEWSOM CRUSHED TRUMP IN COURT AGAIN DONNY RELEASED HIS MEMOIR ON LOSING. I DIDN'T KNOW HE CAN READ OR WRITE BUT CONGRATULATIONS. AND DONNY REMEMBER IT'S NOT HOW MANY TIMES YOU LOSE WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU PICK YOURSELF UP AND LOSE AGAIN. THANK YOU - GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-06T19:20Z 26.1K followers, 334K engagements

"KING TINY THE TURD IS SPENDING $XXX MIL ON HIS MASSIVE (INFERIORITY) COMPLEX. CALIFORNIA IS SPENDING THAT ON INFRASTURTURE AND HOUSING. NY IS SPENDING THAT ON RENEWABLE ENERGY AND WORKFORCE DEVELOPMENT. ONLY A MINI-MAN WOULD SPEND MILLIONS ON HIS NO-BALLSROOM"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-09-27T16:23Z 26.1K followers, 746.4K engagements

"LIES WHEN I GAVIN C. NEWSOM RUN THE FBI I'LL DISCLOSE IT ALL. EPSTEIN FILES. TOM HOMAN'S BRIBE. WHY KID ROCK CAN'T SING. SOURCE OF WHITE HOUSE ODOR. PRENUP JD SIGNS WITH SOFAS. WHAT CONDITIONER I USE. WHY DONNY IS SCARED OF TRUTH & SALADS. WHO'S THE HOTTEST GAVIN OF ALL TIME"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-07T19:28Z 26.1K followers, 235K engagements

"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM THOUGHT THAT ON JAN X 2021 TRUMP WAS POTUS. BUT IT WAS BIDEN SO SOMEHOW TRUMP LOST THE 2016 ELECTION TO BIDEN I KNEW IT TRUMP IS A DOUBLE LOSER. (MANY CALL HIM "EL LOSER GRANDE") AMERICA IS FURIOUS. (SOME SAY "FUMING") WE FINALLY KNOW WHY DONALD ALWAYS LOSES. HE'S A LOSER. (MANY ARE CALLING FOR HIS IMPEACHMENT.) OTHERS ARE CALLING TO THANK ME FOR SOLVING THE MYSTERY. (SAD BUT SOLVED.) THANK YOU. -- GCN ("C" IS FOR CAN'T LOSE)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-12T16:21Z 26.1K followers, 387.1K engagements

"THE WHITE HOUSE HUSTLE CORP. HAS RELEASED A NEW WATCH COLLECTION: "THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN ISLANDER." THE SAME TIMEPIECE WAS GIFTED TO JEFFREY BY DONNY TO HONOR THEIR ILLICIT (MANY SAY "BEAUTIFUL") LOVE. THE WATCHES WILL BE RELEASED IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE EPSTEIN FILES ON 11/18/NEVER"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-15T18:49Z 26.1K followers, 19.9K engagements

"THIS IS SAD. POOR NANA CAN'T REMEMBER A ONE PAGE SPEECH. THEN ENDS WITH "I HOPE THIS IS MY LAST VISIT." WHAT KEEP YOUR DAY JOB NO WAIT YOU SUCK AT THAT TOO. DEAR KING CHARLES EVERY COURT NEEDS A JESTER. PLEASE TAKE OURS. LOVE GAVIN C. NEWSOM. ("C" IS FOR COMEDIC GENIUS)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-09-18T02:52Z 26.1K followers, 1.5M engagements

"DONNY WANTS KID ROCK AT THE SUPER BOWL. UNFORTUNATELY HE'S ALREADY BOOKED AT POPEYES AND THE WAFFLE HOUSE. MAY I SUGGEST THE WHITE HOUSE OLD-BALLSROOM. THANK YOU. - GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-08T16:42Z 26.1K followers, 269.1K engagements

"HEY DUMBURGER. IF YOU FINISHED 1ST GRADE OR SPOKE MATH LIKE BRAINY GAVIN C. NEWSOM (C IS FOR CALCULUS) YOUD KNOW YOU CAN'T LOWER BY 1600%. MAX IS 100%. LIKE YOUR CANKLES GREW BY 100%. YOUR APPROVAL DROPPED BY 100%. GOVT SHUT DOWN IS XXX% THE FAULT OF JULIUS GEEZER. (YOU SAD.)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-01T17:41Z 26.1K followers, 436.9K engagements

"DR. DOLITTLE CLAIMS DONNY'S CARDIAC AGE IS XX YOUNGER THAN HIS REAL AGE. I GAVIN C. NEWSOM A LEADING DOCTOR IN EVERY FIELD DISAGREES. HERE'S THE REAL AGE: +3 YEARS PER CANKLE. +5 YEARS FOR INABILITY TO USE TOILET. +9 YEARS FOR BEING A CHILD YET SENILE. +11 YEARS FOR DROOPYTITIS OF THE BOSOM. +15 YEARS FOR GENITAL NECK WARTS. (GENECKTELIA.) IN SUMMARY DONALD'S REAL AGE IS XXX YEARS. (OLD AND SAD) THANK YOU. -- GCN MD. PHD"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-11T15:49Z 26.1K followers, 222.2K engagements

"NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMPS FACE PAINTER HAIR FLUFFER SHOE LIFT INSERTER DIAPER CHANGER DIETICIAN LOBOTOMIST PERSONAL TRAINER ENGLISH TEACHER AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-02T17:32Z 26.1K followers, 1.2M engagements

"TINY DANCER IS DANCING TO THE YMCA AGAIN. WHAT A DISGRACE. INSTEAD OF GETTING A POTUS THE NAVY GOT THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - THE VILLAGE IDIOT"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-06T14:15Z 26.1K followers, 470.2K engagements

"BEING TOUGHER THAN TRUMP I'M NAMING MORE GROUPS AS TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS. WHILE HE ONLY NAMED "ANTIFA" I'M NAMING "ANTIPASTO ANTIBIOTICS ANTILOCK BRAKES" AND THE WORSE TERRORIST GROUP OF ALL THE ONE DONNY FEARS THE MOST "THE ANTIPERSPIRANT." NOT TODAY "OLD SPICE." --GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-10T23:56Z 26.1K followers, 121.1K engagements

"AN UMBRELLA MADE IN CHINA HAS DEFEATED OUR PRESIDENT. AMERICANS ARE IN SHOCK. (MANY ARE SCREAMING IN HORROR.) BUT I GAVIN C. NEWSOM CAN CLOSE MY OWN UMBRELLA. I ONCE CLOSED THREE UMBRELLAS SIMULTANEOUSLY. WHILE IT WAS STILL RAINING CHOOSE STRENGTH. -- GCN ("C" IS FOR CLOSER.)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-12T23:19Z 26.1K followers, 625.1K engagements

"THEY WANT TO PUT DONNY DOLLA MAKE ME HOLLA ON A DOLLAR COIN. (DISGUSTING) THAT WOULD LEAD TO MASS VOMITING. HIS FACE WOULD SCARE CHILDREN SENIORS AND PETS. AND DON'T MAKE IT SCRATCH 'N SNIFF. SEEING HIS MELTED JELLO FACE IS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH. SMELLING HIM WOULD LEAD TO RIOTS. PATRIOTS WANT SOMEONE HUMAN AND HANDSOME. WITH HIS OWN HAIR. (MANY ARE CALLING FOR "ONE CHIN") AMERICA WANTS GAVIN C. NEWSOM ("C" IS FOR COIN.) MAKE IT HAPPEN. -- THANK YOU. GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-04T17:12Z 26.1K followers, 192.9K engagements

"CONGRATS TO TAYLOR SWIFT ON A NEW RECORD. STREAMING MORE IN TEN SECONDS THAN JASON ALDEAN LARA TRUMP KID ROCK (MANY CALL HIM "GRANDMA ROCK") AND TED NUGENT COMBINED. TAYLOR FILLS STADIUMS THEY FILL WHITE CASTLES. (SAD.) I LOVE HER BUT PRESIDENT SLOTH HATES ANYTHING SWIFT. -GCN"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-04T20:56Z 26.1K followers, 571.6K engagements

"WHAT A CREEPY VIDEO. (MANY ARE THROWING UP) UAE BOUGHT DONNY FOR $X BILLION. I GAVIN C. NEWSOM CAN'T BE BOUGHT RENTED OR LEASED. I DON'T DANCE FOR MONEY. (EVEN THOUGH I'M AN AMAZING DANCER.) DONNY IS NOT AMERICA FIRST HE IS "WHOEVER SLIPS A DOLLAR IN MY DIAPERS" FIRST. (SAD)"
X Link @AwesomeNewsom 2025-10-13T19:52Z 26.1K followers, 329.4K engagements