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@weedhitter "happy to announce i have been diagnosed with something that justifies my behavior"
@weedhitter on X 2025-07-12 08:41:29 UTC 31.6K followers, 246.7K engagements

"doesnt matter if u libbed out over the new south park ep or u think the show has dipped in quality u gotta tip ur hat to that new era theme song sequence . i just love all those lil paper dolls exploring their world its like the super mario X menu"
@weedhitter on X 2025-07-25 16:56:01 UTC 31.6K followers, XXX engagements

"the gayest man alive: with our new. launch for just $25/mo we made squinting struggling "cat girl way-wa. wyyy.foos()" real fadewipe to cgi overwatch skin korean clickfarm slave thru ai vocal filter: U should buy a P226 and take it to UCSB campus"
@weedhitter on X 2025-07-23 17:40:10 UTC 31.6K followers, 2174 engagements

"i told apple music to make a station for Lovefool by The Cardigans and it gave me Yonkers by Tyler The Creator. okay"
@weedhitter on X 2025-07-23 22:06:32 UTC 31.6K followers, 6599 engagements

""hm. im gonna keep it a buck" -me deciding not to forcibly transition my pet deer"
@weedhitter on X 2025-07-12 22:01:33 UTC 31.6K followers, 89.9K engagements

"bad dubstep remixes of songs that absolutely did not need to be remixed are still the funniest thing in the world to me"
@weedhitter on X 2025-07-25 23:23:17 UTC 31.6K followers, 7683 engagements