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@jon_d_doe "That's how some ladies are. Very dirty with their personal hygiene. All they know how to do is to apply make up turn on ring light and do videos for social media. Please ask her to leave your house. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T19:17Z 446.3K followers, 34.1K engagements

"Chelsea still better pass Liverpool na. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T21:13Z 446.2K followers, 22.6K engagements

"Now I feel bad 😢"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-06-27T11:54Z 446.3K followers, 691.3K engagements

"Women know when they're not treating you with kindness & respect. And they hardly show mercy to nice men. Show them that you are a man & you can be wicked too. Once they see that you're not a weakling they'll either sit up or walk away. Nice men always suffer. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-07-04T11:13Z 446.3K followers, 200.6K engagements

"Dear young men Please try to marry early. Start small but not empty. A XX year old man married at XX. His wife is XX. They have X children and the oldest is XX & not yet a graduate. He walked away from his marriage due to frustration lack of job even when he's qualified. His wife and children (asides the first child) have turned their backs on him. Before he walked away he wrote a suicide note. He stiii tries to provide for them but he's tired. The 3rd child just got admission to study medicine and surgery. There is no money & he's now very suicidal because his responsibilities are weighing"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-04T08:29Z 446.3K followers, 967.7K engagements

"Each time I am less active here and I return to see my DMs I get so overwhelmed. It'll take days if not weeks to attend to your DMs. This week will be quite tight for me. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T18:35Z 446.3K followers, 19.4K engagements

"Do you all remember the married woman whose husband brought in another woman into their matrimonial home while she was away and the woman stole her expensive jeweleries And then the husband bought her a Benz after they reconciled They're on the verge of finalizing their divorce. She was in my DM this morning to narrate what has been happening in their marriage since then. She first said that she told the judge that she's not contesting the divorce. And that she's tired too. Both of them are still living together but living like strangers with their two kids. He's XX and she's XX. After"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T18:01Z 446.3K followers, 89.5K engagements

"A billion impressions doesn't yield as much. And typically most X users will not get up to a billion impressions in X years cumulatively. Few accounts can achieve that in less than X years like mine. And I tell you most monies go back to X. I hope you understand. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T22:00Z 446.3K followers, 24.2K engagements

"Do you all remember the young man that we raised over 100k for to go see his father that has been pleading with him to come back home His father died yesterday. May his soul rest in peace 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T06:44Z 446.3K followers, 54.6K engagements

"I have a question for men. You are the 3rd son in your family. And you have two elder brothers. You married before them and your wife is also older than their wives. Who amongst the wives is the most senior wife End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T08:51Z 446.3K followers, 394.1K engagements

"A XX year old man is in a X years relationship with a XX year old almost divorced woman. Her reason for divorcing her husband is that she is more educated than he is and has been the provider in the marriage. He was a driver who lost his job and wasn't doing anything to improve himself. Family members tried to make peace but she wasn't having it. Their marriage produced no child and now they're almost divorced the XX year old man is wondering if he can marry her by 2026. Some of his complaints about her is that she's highly opinionated & very disrespectful and dismissive. But she is quick to"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T11:07Z 446.3K followers, 132K engagements

"If your wife retains the last name of her father she values her family name far more than she values yours. You're just a figure head husband. But I know some of you idiot & feminized men will say that it doesn't matter. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T21:46Z 446.3K followers, 37.4K engagements

"What makes you think that your elder brother doesn't know she's cheating already He knows. Don't interfere. If you tell him he'll pretend that he's just knowing. And he'll still not do anything about it. My screenshot from an old post will explain it to you. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T12:28Z 446.3K followers, 26.5K engagements

"Is it not a shame that despite all I say on fraud not one celebrity known influencer known journalists blog or politician has ever quoted me or reposted my posts Including those who claim to be advocates of good governance We all know what we are doing. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T21:30Z 446.3K followers, 23.7K engagements

"Na all these talks dey irritate me. Making baseless excuses for women. Why not tell her that a female neighbor or friend came to cook for you and see what she will tell you Tomorrow. "gb I need your fatherly advice" Mtsheww"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T06:54Z 446.3K followers, 33K engagements

"Many of you young men will marry very terrible women as wives. Unfortunately some legitimate ones will be victims too. These criminals have messed up the dating pool. And you're left with very low quality women to choose from. Pray make your own get small shame. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T08:46Z 446.3K followers, 33.8K engagements

"A few days ago a married woman was in my DM. Her husband enjoys to fuck her in the ass & he wants her to have 3some with other women. If she refuses him fucking her in the ass he'll sex starve her for weeks until she agrees. I asked her how many times "Sir I cannot count". No children yet. She has gone for all fertility tests and she's okay. Husband has been refusing to go for his tests. He beats her anytime and threatens to release her nudes if she leaves him or tries to expose him. He also took in some young boys & wants them to learn yahoo. She has abandoned her matrimonial home back to"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T16:20Z 446.3K followers, 62.3K engagements

"Imagine how I look so cute with the "God of fire" perfume. Suit on fleek. Grey hair on fleek. Shoe on fleek. Purr 💅💅💅 DM her 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T17:02Z 446.3K followers, 43.5K engagements

"Well done ooo. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T18:23Z 446.3K followers, 23.2K engagements

"Thread on Bolt/Uber drivers and their experiences with cheating women. Driver 1"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-09T17:58Z 446.3K followers, 268.2K engagements

"Best places to live in Lagos. 1) Ikoyi 2) Victoria Island 3) Gbagada 4) Surulere 5) Ikeja (especially the GRA) 6) Magodo 7) Ogudu 8) Akoka/Yaba 9) Egbeda 10) Most part of Festac/Ago area The rest are jump and pass. Don't even mention Lekki X. It's overhyped. Mtsheww"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T12:04Z 446.3K followers, 409.5K engagements

"Should he discontinue the "talking stage""
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T07:07Z 446.3K followers, 80.5K engagements

"Some of our Nigerian business people are so greedy. Is Naira that valueless that this "car" will be sold for N12m Common"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T19:55Z 446.3K followers, 289.5K engagements

"In March of this year this married man came to narrate his experience with his wife. I told him that he doesn't have a good control over his home & counseled him. Please read his update as at today. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T11:58Z 446.3K followers, 30.2K engagements

"If he did not discover my page at that young age of XX he could've easily decided to start stealing gambling & doing drugs. Because that's what many young people come online to look for. People who celebrate fraud & all sorts of debauchery. I thank God for him & his father"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T16:16Z 446.3K followers, 16.6K engagements

"Every penny that I have used to feed my family & even the ones that I have given to some of you was gotten through legitimate means. The EFCC or other security agencies are free to investigate me & expose me if this is a lie. No one on the internet is anonymous. And just in case you think this is a rare thing you're lying to yourself. There are millions of legitimate fathers and husbands. You're the greedy one who loves quick and fast money. Before you think that everyone is a thief like you. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T18:42Z 446.3K followers, 79.8K engagements

"I just blocked over a XXX accounts tonight. They all opened their pages this month no dps and zero followers. Very suspicious looking accounts with weird names. Check my followers' count it is now back to 445.85k. It was 446.50k a short while ago. Make dem get out. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T19:43Z 446.3K followers, 47.3K engagements

"Please read the previous DM to understand why he's in my DM today. I believe he learnt his lessons. Unfortunately he has still not met a reasonable lady even after over a year. Please ignore her messages. Once her birthday is over tomorrow she'll stop reaching out. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T11:02Z 446.3K followers, 34.4K engagements

"And whether any of you like it or not. I'll not stop posting about fraud and criminality and their inescapable consequences. I am not here to make you feel good. But to make you feel real. That DM or post that you're avoiding to read will surely be your reality soon. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T12:00Z 446.3K followers, 22.5K engagements

"Living with a woman when you're broke at a very young age exposes you to their true nature. You'll truly get to enjoy why God created a woman for a man. I feel so bad for young men of today. Many of you are just renting attention. You're not in genuine relationships. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T20:01Z 446.3K followers, 37.2K engagements

"Few key things my wife & I knew of each other within one month of dating. 1) genotype 2) real age 3) family background 4) at least one sibling 5) family preferred faith & tribe Ignore these things at early stages & be following bumbum breast & money at your own peril. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2023-06-15T17:45Z 446.2K followers, 45.3K engagements

"This one touches me and I feel for him. Let me tell you. My wife is a very beautiful woman. It took us some years after graduation before we got married. Both of us were still under XX when we got married. In your case you're XX and your girlfriend is XX. Your"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2024-01-03T06:40Z 446.2K followers, 162.5K engagements

"The people that you give freely to are not happy that you're giving them. They don't like to beg but they don't have a choice. They hate that you're giving to them because they feel vulnerable to you. So don't be surprised when they celebrate your downfall. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-08-05T19:01Z 446.2K followers, 91K engagements

"When it comes to this niche It seems like I may be the only person on African social media that says things the way they have never been said. And when you read them without bias they'll mostly resonate with your reality. Social media is filled with lies & hypocrisy. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T20:32Z 446.3K followers, 15.9K engagements

"One man lovely daughter don go traumatize another man lovely son. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T10:12Z 446.3K followers, 51.5K engagements

"I have never been a victim of fraud. But many innocent people have been victims. What did those innocent victims do to them In any case many repentant criminals are my mutuals. And I celebrate them here from time to time. Only reprobates will hate what I do here. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T18:32Z 446.3K followers, 17.5K engagements

"Please read from the lady. She's XX years old"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T12:52Z 446.3K followers, 96.6K engagements

"How to earn your place in a man's life. 1) Do not get pregnant for him until he pays your bride price. 2) Respect him & create boundaries for him. 3) Never broke shame him. 4) Never compare him with others (especially your ex). 5) Stop begging him for money. 6) Don't woo him"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2023-11-10T06:09Z 446.1K followers, 476.8K engagements

"Please read the conversation that I had with a married man. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-01-19T17:53Z 446.1K followers, 172.5K engagements

"Relationships get variety of problems ooo. How do I advice this one now. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-02-15T07:47Z 446.3K followers, 193.3K engagements

"If you're a legitimate earner or your bf husband or wife are legitimate earners. Please share your beautiful pictures under this post. State your location & your job & say. "I am a proud your job" Or "I am a proud girlfriend or wife to his job" We are waiting 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-06-12T07:28Z 446.3K followers, 419.5K engagements

"Yes it is. And you cannot function well as a man without a wife. If you do not wish to get married make sure you have a mistress at least. But old age is a bad experience without a wife. And your children need a good mother. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-06-28T09:24Z 446.2K followers, 68.5K engagements

"Apologies if you do not understand igbo. I am multilingual ooo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-09-03T15:02Z 446.1K followers, 760.3K engagements

"So I decided to discuss my reservations about that married woman's DM with my wife. Me: If you as my wife starts working for the first time and you get paid your first salary who would you give it to Me or your father or eldest brother (because her father is late). Her: You my husband. Me: Okay so how would you feel if I took XX% of the salary and give you XX% Her: I won't feel bad because you have been the provider. But subsequently I do not expect you to take XX% or take anything from it because I have honored you as my husband. I know things that I can do with the money for the family"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-01T06:39Z 446.2K followers, 85.5K engagements

"Well a good teacher needs to be consistent. Na why I be GOAT"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-07T13:42Z 446.1K followers, 21.4K engagements

"Since you said that she loves you so much you can forgive her and continue with the relationship. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-08T13:48Z 446.2K followers, 50.2K engagements

"You all can now see that whether you're rich or not it cannot stop a woman from cheating. But I have a simple advise that may significantly save you from marrying one. 1) find a woman that has shame 2) find a woman that is contented 3) avoid transactional relationship. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-10T18:33Z 446.1K followers, 124.4K engagements

"As far as I am concerned crypto trading is a "get rich quick" affair. Very insignificant few would be successful from it. The rest would lose almost (if not all) their investments. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-11T15:08Z 446.1K followers, 86.2K engagements

"Update from him 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-14T12:20Z 446K followers, 75.3K engagements

"You're not finished. You should be thanking God for leading you to the revelation. Was she fingering herself Did she squirt Was she slapping her bumbum Instead of you to be rejoicing you're crying. Come and share the videos with me Abeg"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-16T18:46Z 446K followers, 112.3K engagements

"A group of male friends were hanging out with some ladies. X men & X ladies. One of the men was smelling so good. X men were mobile. After their hangout all X women decided to hitch the ride of the man that was smelling good. The rest went with the other man. DM her🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-17T06:44Z 446.1K followers, 74.2K engagements

"Shebi I talk am Please read 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-17T10:04Z 446.1K followers, 59.1K engagements

"When greed meets shamelessnes that is mostly the result. He has been eating stolen meat for long until a bone got stuck in his throat. Now na gb e dey run to. He won't go free without consequences. Neither would she. Only if she's sensible enough to understand. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-17T10:58Z 446.1K followers, 32.7K engagements

"A XX year old married man in my DM. His wife is XX. When he married her they had almost nothing & he was still living under his father's roof. Over the years they have built their own house & moved in. His wife advised him to invest in landed properties that are worth 4x the price that they bought them today. His wife also advised him to invest in shares/stock market. Then last year at his wife's suggestion he sold his 100k unit of shares @ N8.00 per unit. It was purchased when it was N2.50 per unit. Still last year they were approached by people who had interest in purchasing one of their"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-17T14:28Z 446.1K followers, 270.8K engagements

"Please advise him 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-17T21:26Z 446.2K followers, 45.5K engagements

"A man owned a farm (on lease) in Zaria Kaduna state Nigeria. He would go harvest his farm produce & transport them to Lagos to sell. He had stores in Lagos. Two years after he started the business he married a single mother. After two years of marriage he decided that he would move to Zaria while his wife would be in charge of the stores in Lagos and handle the logistics. He visited Lagos occasionally. His mother and family were against him marrying his wife because they didn't want him to marry a single mother & they didn't think she was a good woman. For that reason he ex-communicated his"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-18T07:50Z 446.1K followers, 269.9K engagements

"Do you support what his FIL did Yes or No state your reasons 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-18T10:36Z 446.1K followers, 65.7K engagements

"What are you confused about Did you not meet her as a virgin Marry her & raise the child and you do not need any DNA too. Happy married life in advance. Amen 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-18T14:39Z 446.1K followers, 41.7K engagements

"You're a XX year old man. You just married a XX year old girl. XX years later. You're XX & she's XX. Both of you are lying on the bed. Your hairs Grey. You fart uncontrollably. Your teeth brownish & decaying. You sleep at random. You'll just be irritating her. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-18T16:13Z 446K followers, 215.2K engagements

"Let me repeat. Women don't learn from history. They learn from misery. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-18T16:36Z 446.1K followers, 64.8K engagements

"A married man XX and his wife XX. They have been married for X years and they have X daughters. He makes N2m per month and lives on the island Lagos Nigeria. Before he came into the picture there was a man that could have married his wife. The man is from a wealthy home & earns way more than he does. His wife is always comparing both of them & reminding him that she's suffering in the marriage because she made a wrong choice in choosing him (her husband) instead of the other man from a wealthy home. Examples of what his wife tells him: "If not for you I would have been driving a car by now""
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-19T07:05Z 446K followers, 337.4K engagements

"Some of you men are presently in a relationship where your gf visits you only with her toto. Sometimes the toto sef go come with infection. She has never bought you anything. Something as cheap as oranges. Na only toto she dey give you. You've not seen your wife yet. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-19T10:36Z 446K followers, 110.9K engagements

"If I advise you make Confidence nyarsh grow bigger. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-19T15:25Z 446.1K followers, 43.6K engagements

"The rate of depression & suicide that we would witness in the next 5-10 yrs will be high. This Gen Z generation are so careless & shameless. By the time they get to their 30s they would have been ruined. If you want to make money then invest in a mental home business. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T14:19Z 446.1K followers, 96.1K engagements

"Please read 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T15:27Z 446K followers, 23.3K engagements

"A freshly prepared igbo. I just dey high anyhow these days I no even dey understand myself. Anytime wey I smoke igbo I go just dey tweet sense. You people should stop smoking igbo. It's not good for your health. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T21:05Z 446K followers, 32.8K engagements

"When a woman tells you this: "You're not behaving like a real man" Please tell her this: "Yes I agree with you" A real man to a woman is an idiot feminized and a nice man. A man is a kind man & he's masculine. Be a man. Not a real man. A man is a man. Good night"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T21:31Z 446K followers, 49.9K engagements

"Christ didn't have any female disciple. Yet he was betrayed & killed. You can try to defend this by saying that he was fulfilling a prophecy. But God knows that men that he created are the biggest betrayers. So you can learn a lesson. Men are more jealous than women. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-21T19:20Z 446.1K followers, 75.2K engagements

"As a woman Your man walks into the house and removes his boxers and drops it on the floor. Instead of you to pick his boxers & put it in the laundry basket you remove your own pant & bra and drop it on the floor like him. You're a very foolish & dirty woman. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T20:16Z 446.1K followers, 44.3K engagements

"If your serious girlfriend tells you that she cannot be washing your underwears. Tell her this: "My female "friend" visited me this weekend and she helped me wash my underwears". Thank me later. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T20:38Z 446.1K followers, 57.6K engagements

"Before most reasonable men will accept you back after a divorce he must be convinced that throughout the divorce another man did not sleep with you. And that's if the reason for the divorce was not because of infidelity on your part. Once a man divorces you. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T17:31Z 446.1K followers, 51.3K engagements

"Men can come online to condemn women who sexualise themselves for all we care. But in reality some men are asking their wives to open an OF account. Some don't even mind pimping their wives for other men. Some things I read in my DM shock my enemies not me. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T07:26Z 446K followers, 38.3K engagements

"Sleep no too dey catch me like that. Sorry say I don talk "good night" already. But something just enter my head. And e be like say na beer wey I drink cause am. gb's comment section has one of the most realistic contributors on social media" We are not hypocrites. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T22:37Z 446.1K followers, 18.4K engagements

"@onlineguru__ It should not even be up to N2m"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T20:00Z 446.1K followers, 22.8K engagements

"I lost count. And I was jealous of him. The guy sabi and most of the women have big bumbums. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2024-11-04T15:28Z 446.3K followers, 1.2M engagements

"Get your girlfriend's phone & search any of these words on her WhatsApp: 1) food 2) craving 3) airtime 4) data 5) gas 6) hungry 7) sharwama 8) suya 9) coldstone 10) room no 11) sick 12) fees 13) rent 14) hair 15) salary 16) tfare/transport 17) sex 18) wig Thank me later. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-06-26T18:13Z 446.3K followers, 1M engagements

"For me talking stage should not exceed X week. If you like a lady you approach her for a relationship. After making your intentions known & she feels you're who she likes to try with it should not take more than a week for her to decide. Delays for me is dangerous. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-06T12:22Z 446.3K followers, 64K engagements

"After X years he just discovered that his first child isn't his. His wife was constantly cheating he sent her away kept providing for them until he did a DNA test few weeks ago. Please read from a XX year old man"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-16T14:06Z 446.2K followers, 56.5K engagements

"Who are the two side chicks that I should choose 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-19T14:59Z 446.2K followers, 30.4K engagements

"Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old married man. It's a very sad conversation. But hopefully my advise to him will work. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T08:20Z 446.3K followers, 117.5K engagements

"I am a XX year old lady and my boyfriend is XX. We have been dating for X months and our parents know about our relationship. He has introduced me to his mother but I have not met his father due to the fact that his job takes him far away from home. Recently I had an issue with my boyfriend and it lasted for about a month. I am a virgin. My parents are okay with me having a boyfriend but they have threatening that I must remain a virgin until I get married. They said that they'll be conducting regular virginity test on me to make sure I remain a virgin. My boyfriend is not okay with it and"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T11:14Z 446.3K followers, 118.5K engagements

"E be like say I go receive plenty Christmas gifts this year ooo. I still have about 2000 that was promised to me this December. Now another Tom Ford perfume worth about 700k will be added. Confidence perfumes no cost reach this one. So I am going to dissapoint her 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T13:00Z 446.3K followers, 23.2K engagements

"I've seen the trending gist. Does this post make sense now"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T15:08Z 446.3K followers, 80.5K engagements

"Please read from XX year old single mother 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T16:19Z 446.3K followers, 129.9K engagements

"Four Agbafian hangouts that we had how many of una marry Instead you people gave me stories of cheating betrayals unwanted pregnacies & even a "grandchild". Granchild wey we never even sure of the real papa. Make una carry una whl dey go abeg. I no want high BP. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T18:53Z 446.3K followers, 41.6K engagements

"Why are most of you bemused about point X Don't you know what a "real man" means A real man is a manipulated man. A real man is a man that forgives a cheating woman. "A real man will pay me monthly gf allowance" "A real man will wife a hoe" Are you a real man"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T19:43Z 446.3K followers, 105.9K engagements

"Back to what I was saying before the distraction. Come you Gen Z men why is that all you know is fuck fuck fuck You people just fuck like rabbits. During my time we had more constant fucks than random fucks. And most of the constant fucks became our wives. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T20:01Z 446.3K followers, 42K engagements

"If men were not more jealous than women most men will forgive cheating women. A man's ego is the main catalyst of his jealousy. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-21T20:20Z 446.3K followers, 36.1K engagements

"When men show off wealth they're not doing it to shame women. They're doing it to shame or intimidate other men. When women show off wealth they're not doing it to shame other women. They're doing it to attract wealthier men. Men shame men to attract women. Women shame men to attract better men. Argue with your ancestors. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-21T20:32Z 446.3K followers, 166.4K engagements

"Your pictures are so beautiful @Recca____ Side chick wey correct ❤"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T05:36Z 446.3K followers, 32.4K engagements

"Beneath moonlit veils of velvet night where silken petals unfurl in hushed desire each breath awakens echoes of forbidden gardens. Surrender to the enchantment of this perfume. Your eternal whisper of allure. DM her 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T08:46Z 446.3K followers, 30.7K engagements

"I have a question for men. What will you do if you discover on your wedding day that your wife invited her ex to your wedding. X. Ask security to bounce the ex X. Ignore the ex X. Walk away from your wedding X. Make him feel comfortable Please explain any of your opinion.👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T12:09Z 446.3K followers, 209.1K engagements

"If I'm to change my job I am not sure I can take up a job that would require that I don't work from home for the most part. X days wey I don go office this week my body just weak me. Plus this crazy Lagos traffic. X years of WFH has mastered my system. I cannot can. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T17:20Z 446.3K followers, 26.1K engagements

"A lot of married men are unable to lead their wives effectively & efficiently because they're depending on their wives' money. Instead of relying on it. That your wife is making her own money doesn't mean that you should live a life that only your money cannot sustain. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T21:27Z 446.2K followers, 21.7K engagements

"Please read from a South African man and let's have your thoughts on it"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T06:54Z 446.3K followers, 31.3K engagements

"I am now a born again. All you side chicks should leave me alone Abeg. God will not punish anonymous. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T13:58Z 446.3K followers, 81.6K engagements

"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T14:11Z 446.3K followers, 216.9K engagements

"Ada Mbaise is our latest Agbafian warrior. The only woman in the Agbafian community that wants to marry a wild animal. @ADA_MBANESE 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Let us officially welcome her. Welcome warrior 🙌🙌🙌🙌💁"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T20:35Z 446.3K followers, 36.1K engagements

"Do you believe that the new inec chairman will deliver a credible & fair election"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T06:48Z 446.3K followers, 19.1K engagements

"Always pay attention to what women aren't saying. She didn't say much but painted herself as the victim. Someone that her ex husband introduced to the page years ago so she can learn. She refused to learn. Now she's running to my DM to save her marriage that she destroyed"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T16:47Z 446.3K followers, 56K engagements

"As long as you believe in God. You should never feed your innocent kids with stolen money. Feed your kids with your legitimate earnings. For those of you single men that are thieves it'll be in your best interest to stop stealing before you marry and start having children. If you like be comparing yourselves with children of politicians who are stealing. You better take a good look at their children. You'll see "commas". A lot of them are gays prostitutes drug addicts and generally not okay. I wonder what even motivates you to be like them. What shall it profit a man to acquire stolen wealth"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T15:56Z 446.3K followers, 56.9K engagements

"Then you're not mature enough for marriage"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T06:46Z 446.3K followers, 23.2K engagements

"It's so unfortunate. If una see this babe breasts and toto eeh. Well for my eyes and eyes of the men that she sold her nudes to only. I'm just wondering how many of the girls that you men are dating are like her. Una go marry olosho. Please read 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T13:44Z 446.2K followers, 133K engagements

"A divorced woman in my DM. Her ex husband is also a follower. She's asking me to help talk to him to see if they can reconcile. She reached out to him asking if she can share their story so I can help them. "If it's not about our kids please do not contact me". End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T16:13Z 446.3K followers, 220.1K engagements

"Dullards will soon say. "gb John is promoting domestic violence" Nde iti boribo. I kuku no send una papa. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T19:18Z 446.3K followers, 15.5K engagements

"This one dey find opportunity wey e go take dey see nudes. Telegram fire"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T05:23Z 446.3K followers, 17K engagements

"Please read update from her and tell us what you'd advise her to do"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T12:49Z 446.3K followers, 50.2K engagements

"This is why he's the first Afrobeat artist to win a Grammy. He used his raw talent to stand out. Sings his songs on live stage without miming. And he sounds exactly as his voice sounds in his albums. Hate him or like him. Burna boy is the biggest artist in Africa. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-31T07:28Z 446.3K followers, 37.9K engagements

"Let's move on. For her to cheat on him one month after delivery he's not the father of baby. Please read 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2024-10-27T07:32Z 446.3K followers, 95K engagements

"A man can betray his fellow man because of sex far more than he'll betray him because of money. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-04-01T16:38Z 446.3K followers, 185.7K engagements

"Let me repeat. Once you have made up your mind that she'll be your wife please do this: "My darling this is my payslip or this is what I make on the average from my business. Are you willing to live with me with this income while I strive to make more" End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-08-18T07:31Z 446.2K followers, 102.4K engagements

"How a man finally caught his cheating girlfriend of X years using her ChatGBT. Please read 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-08-23T09:39Z 446.3K followers, 96.8K engagements

"Alright I'll do this again. If you're young single lady between the ages of 21-30. Please post your beautiful picture under this. State your location tribe genotype and faith. Hopefully a kind and legitimate man will find you. Amen 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-09-09T16:31Z 446.3K followers, 791K engagements

"You're XX and you're not a virgin and your relationship just started. So I'm wondering why you're asking me this question. However for the sake of others & your assumed naivety I'll tell you. Sex can occur on the first date and it can also occur at a later date. You"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-08T06:41Z 446.3K followers, 40.1K engagements

"There is a Gen Z wife in my compound. Her X children leave for school by 8.15am. The rest mothers are not Gen Zs and their kids leave latest 6.30am. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-11T06:15Z 446.3K followers, 236.9K engagements

"Please read from a married woman. Her husband is also in this community & he gave her the permission to share it. Before you ask a question that I know would be in your minds. No she didn't cheat throughout the X years of separation. She was still sleeping with him. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-12T07:38Z 446.3K followers, 163.5K engagements

"Please make sure you read this DM to the last screenshot. Perhaps it'll once again explain to men why a cheating woman that has been caught is a dangerous woman. Kindly ignore his typos. You'll understand him. He also sent me the 6-man banging video. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-13T11:07Z 446.2K followers, 77.1K engagements

"MASTURBATION & PORN ADDICTION. I recently saw a DM from a married man who said he cant go a week without falling back into that same habit thats slowly killing his confidence focus and even his marriage. The truth is a lot of men are silently going through this same struggle. You pray you delete apps you make promises to yourself but somehow you still end up back at square one. I was once in that exact same spot. In 2023 I fought the same addiction one that drained my focus confidence and self-discipline. But I found a way out and Ive been free and consistent for X years now. I decided to put"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-13T13:45Z 446.3K followers, 129.1K engagements

"At least a woman and a mother is saying it. Apologies if you do not understand Yoruba. You can ask @grok to interpret it for you. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-14T09:13Z 446.3K followers, 213K engagements

"Happy birthday to you @Faith_Funmii. May you continue to grow in sound health and may all you seek seek you. God bless you ❤"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-18T05:59Z 446.3K followers, 184.6K engagements

"Your father is XX years old. His wife is XX years old. You're XX years old married & with children. You come online to see your father being disgraced by his wife. Will you be proud of your father End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-19T14:21Z 446.3K followers, 44.5K engagements

"Every woman knows that a man's biggest red flag is cheating. It's why they can do anything not to get caught. And why they become dangerous when caught. Now you've caught her & you forgave her & still with her. What exactly do you think she'll be scared of after that End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-19T15:46Z 446.3K followers, 91.5K engagements

"It's better for you to be a prostitute that physically meets men do your thing and go. Than for you to be selling your nudes online. Anything that you put online can never be taken back. And you have absolutely no control over what the receiver does with your nudes. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T14:00Z 446.3K followers, 21.4K engagements

"Na fuck una just wan fuck. Nothing good will come out of it except unwanted pregnacies and infections. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T18:26Z 446.3K followers, 34K engagements

"The people that I consider as idiots on this X. 1) you don't have respect for your parents. 2) you're shameless 3) you're a criminal 4) you're a religious political or tribal bigot 5) you're a feminist 6) you're a real man 7) you don't acknowledge God 8) you betray trust End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T19:30Z 446.3K followers, 128.7K engagements

""gb how can I know the number of body counts that my girlfriend has" I am selling "Totometer" DM for price. God bless you 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-20T20:47Z 446.2K followers, 46.3K engagements

"Update from her"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T06:18Z 446.3K followers, 77.2K engagements

"You young men place women on unnecessary pedestal. "My gf is not my slave" "Why should she wash my underwears" "Why should she cook for me" "Why should she clean my house" "Why should she wake up early" Another man is fucking her & she's doing all that for him. Ode"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T20:51Z 446.3K followers, 58.7K engagements

"A married man is making money for himself his wife & their children. A married woman is making money for herself & their children. Don't ever allow your wife set you up for failure. Do things according to your pocket. Not according to you & your wife's pocket. Good night"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-22T22:09Z 446.3K followers, 56.8K engagements

"Please ensure that you read to the last screenshot. It's a conversation between me and a XX year old man who is a minister of Christ. Do not comment until you're done reading. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T10:28Z 446.3K followers, 76.6K engagements

"Please read from a young lady. Her boyfriend is also an Agbafian. They met when I asked ladies to post their pictures about X months ago. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T13:11Z 446.2K followers, 60.4K engagements

"She's a single mother. Very early last year she met a man from this page who turned out to be a criminal. I advised her to quit the relationship. And gave her guide on what to do with her next man. Read her update. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T13:43Z 446.3K followers, 31.3K engagements

"I can't even help her. I would be advising the man wrongly if I do. He knows who he married and he knows why he can't go back. I wish her the best. Now a single mother of 2"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-23T16:24Z 446.3K followers, 76K engagements

"This woman is not giving up on her divorced marriage. And I really do not want to get involved"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T06:07Z 446.3K followers, 307.7K engagements

"Keep quiet. The people I share their DMs do you know them Or it didn't occur to you that if I share her story it can easily be known that it came from her Yen yen yen yen yen"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T07:20Z 446.3K followers, 36.2K engagements

"He forgot to add that they're also mainly responsible for the rise in young girls engaging in prostitution. You young people do not know the damage you are doing to yourselves. It'll touch everybody. Continue stealing & consoling yourselves with criminal politicians. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T10:31Z 446.3K followers, 62.2K engagements

"Some of you men wear "Kapusu" in the name of wearing shoes. And some of you women wear "sisi Maria" in the name of wearing shoes. And you'll be looking like those wicked secondary teachers that'll never make you have peace. Bring out your money & buy good shoes. DM her 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T11:01Z 446.3K followers, 57.2K engagements

"I've reached out to her ex husband. We shall see what he has to say about his ex wife. Let's be patient"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T11:09Z 446.3K followers, 93.7K engagements

"Please read from her ex husband. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T15:38Z 446.3K followers, 191.3K engagements

"But they will never listen. Women love bad advice"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T16:04Z 446.3K followers, 51.4K engagements

"She was quick to tell me that her ex husband is from a broken home. But she didn't mention that her mother is worse and that her mother's character has unfortunately turned her father into a vegetable. "I didn't cheat. I so much loved my husband". E don be for am. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T16:51Z 446.3K followers, 43.4K engagements

"I only decided to engage her husband because I sensed that some of you felt I was being unfair to her. Emotions are different from empathy. I have empathy but I seldom use my emotions in dealing with issues here. I hope everyone sees things now as they are. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T17:05Z 446.3K followers, 39.2K engagements

"Same lady of yesterday. God will still not punish anonymous. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-24T17:09Z 446.3K followers, 68.9K engagements

"Lekki is just a wrong place to live in. Terrible traffic. People living in various estates can't move about freely even on weekends Ajegunle made up with Mary Kay. Na only for night dem dey fit commot. Terrible End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T11:12Z 446.3K followers, 49K engagements

"I have been in traffic in lekki for about X hours. I watched my fuel gauge move from half to almost quarter. I am still not out of the traffic. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T11:33Z 446.3K followers, 26K engagements

"I just drove into my area now. Everywhere looking neat no traffic well paved & good road network. Unlike that mad place called LEKKI. Dirty flooded smelly bad roads & plenty fake people. Untop of that my fuel don almost finish. Let me go & kiss my lovely wife. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T12:25Z 446.3K followers, 43K engagements

"If I can be getting at least XX% of what I earn right now I'll move permanently to any of the southern states & Abuja except Lagos & Ogun. I am tired"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T12:50Z 446.3K followers, 47.1K engagements

"Please read from a former yahoo boy 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T15:08Z 446.3K followers, 57.5K engagements

"A young lady in my DM. Her boyfriend once cohabited with his baby mama. He wanted to marry his baby mama but he noticed some character flaws that were preventing him from doing so. However he kept cohabiting with her & their son. After a few years the baby mama realized that he did not have plans to marry her. Then she cheated & he found out. That was the opportunity he needed to send his baby mama away and he did. So the young girl was having a conversation with her boyfriend one time & she asked. Her: What if you didn't catch your baby mama cheating or she didn't cheat on you how long did"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T15:34Z 446.3K followers, 214.4K engagements

"Please read this post and kindly click the link to take advantage of the opportunity 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T17:37Z 446.3K followers, 24.4K engagements

"Shey no be person wey all of una dey pity for dey smile inside private jet Shey be I tell una say she no dey go anywhere "Go get the bag girl you ate" "I would rather cry in a private jet than smile in a Keke" Purrr 💅💅💅 End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T18:43Z 446.3K followers, 35.3K engagements

"For most of you single ladies. On your wedding day your loving father may publicly tell your husband: "Anyday you give my lovely daughter a little slap I'll come & make sure I bring her back to my home". When it happens. Your loving father will be the chief mediator. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T19:07Z 446.3K followers, 32.1K engagements

"Dear married men Have you ever been so stressed with work frustrated & wish you would just relax and enjoy And then. The only thing that comes to your mind that will console you is. "I miss my lovely wife toto". End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T20:14Z 446.3K followers, 39.6K engagements

"Dear married men Have you given your wife a good night kiss Abi una still dey bar like me Me I don already give her my good night kiss earlier today ooo. So make una no dey compare una self with me ooo. We are not birds of a feather ooo. Ehen"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T21:20Z 446.3K followers, 16.9K engagements

"No matter what we all say. SM is a new revenue stream for everyone. If you have successfully built a page of integrity & credibility legitimately you deserve to earn from it. I have built my page legitimately. And making no dime. I may change my mind one day. Good night"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-25T21:40Z 446.3K followers, 17.9K engagements

"For your MIL to be permanently living with you for X years while her husband is in the village shows the type of wife that you married. If you don't know what to do to restore your respect & privacy then you're a weakling. MIL dictating the food that you eat Mtsheww"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T05:44Z 446.3K followers, 42.8K engagements

"Except you're a night crawler your wife most times will go to bed after you. And she'll be awake before you. Even on weekends. Even if you have maids. And even if your kids are grown ups. Use cohabitation to test the woman you plan to marry. "My gf is not my slave". End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T08:20Z 446.3K followers, 40.3K engagements

"You're married & you travel with your wife to the village where your married brothers also came with their wives. You all are staying in a big family house. 7am all other co-wives are awake doing different house chores. But your wife is still in bed. Shame on you. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T08:31Z 446.3K followers, 74K engagements

"A married man and his wife have a X year old daughter. He was working with an energy company as a contract staff but was making good income that was putting food on their table. Frustrated by the company's refusal to convert him into a permanent staff due to their nepotism he decided to resign & take up a full time job with a reputable microfinance bank. His wife was the one who encouraged him to look for another job. When he saw his salary it was far less than what he was earning in the previous company. He showed it to his wife his remuneration & they decided to adjust their lifestyles to"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T15:25Z 446.3K followers, 226.2K engagements

"Please read carefully a DM from a XX year old Zambian lady"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T19:12Z 446.3K followers, 32.1K engagements

"Many Nigerians are poor & can't feed themselves properly. Because of GREED. Every Nigerian isn't supposed to spend more than XX% of his/her monthly income on feeding. But most people spend over XX% of their income on feeding. It's not the government it's the people. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-26T20:13Z 446.3K followers, 196.4K engagements

"Your wife due to some health reasons may not be able to satisfy you sexually anymore. But that doesn't mean she's not a good wife to you & a good mother to your children. Never place the woman you're cheating with above her. It doesn't matter if the woman is giving you the best sex that you have ever experienced. Some men don't have good wives but good mothers to their children. Even if their wives are very good fuckers. If you have a good wife you'll also have a good mother to your children. If you have a bad wife you're also likely to have a good mother to your children. But you may not"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T05:40Z 446.3K followers, 90.5K engagements

"Some of you will be reacting to my posts in a way that seems as if I sniffed cocaine. I don't understand you ooo. There are wives suffering from untreated fibroid and it sometimes causes them to bleed even when they're not on their period. There are wives that are suffering from stroke paralysis. There are wives that are suffering from severe back hips or leg pains. There are wives that have other constant failing health challenges. Can such wives be able to satisfy their husbands sexually Should their husbands stop loving them or taking care of them because of that Does their inability of"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T06:36Z 446.3K followers, 42K engagements

"Eyya. How can we help her now"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T08:25Z 446.3K followers, 43.2K engagements

"6 major things may delay a woman from getting married. 1) if she's looking for a man that she'll love 2) if she thinks being a virgin is all that matters 3) if she's greedy & impatient 4) if she's a single mother 5) if she's a habitual cheat 6) if she's too religious End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T09:00Z 446.3K followers, 72.1K engagements

"I've said this several times ooo. Because even as a man I usually deep my pointy finger inside my anus when washing with soap and water after shitting. If they keep long nails how can they do that There'll be sediments of shit left there. And it'll surely smell bad"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T11:38Z 446.3K followers, 23.5K engagements

"That's what a lot of men have failed to realize. They allow the crocodile tears of women to deceive them. When a woman has conquered her greatest fear of losing you there is nothing she would fear anymore. Disrespect & repeated cheating would be the order of the day. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T12:51Z 446.3K followers, 43.6K engagements

"Is this true"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T13:30Z 446.3K followers, 72.8K engagements

"Any woman that is intentionally dating a yahoo boy or married to one. Is a prostitute. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T19:07Z 446.3K followers, 111.9K engagements

"Please read from a divorced man who ex wife is a prostitute committed paternity fraud and from a family of thieves"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T19:59Z 446.3K followers, 24.4K engagements

"That's why when I saw Peter Obi's post on yahoo boys I was disappointed. While he didn't outrightly encourage fraud he gave them soft landing by trying to be politically correct & appease these criminals. He should call a spade a spade. And stop sitting on the fence. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T20:17Z 446.3K followers, 38.9K engagements

"Most Nigerian "celebrities" are the number one enablers of fraud & prostitution amongst young men & women. Greedy people who do not mind promoting any illegitimate business as long as they get paid. And they do not want to lose their greedy "fans". Stupid celebrities. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T21:49Z 446.3K followers, 14.3K engagements

"This is how you build organic and genuine followers. Say things as they should be said and not minding whose ox is gored. Not less than XXX people unfollowed me each day in the last X days. I no send una mama. Good night again"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-27T22:38Z 446.3K followers, 13.6K engagements

"Your fiance is so pretty @KingnoelC. As Agbafian wey you be you did not disappoint neither did she. Your marriage will work. God has ordained it and he will never forsake both of you. Big congratulations man. You found her at last & have chosen your destiny. Amen 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T04:42Z 446.3K followers, 92.9K engagements

"Please advise him 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T05:57Z 446.3K followers, 26.4K engagements

"Let me repeat. If your girlfriend comes to visit you and spend days. Please leave everything that involves cooking and cleaning after to her. Even if you're a fantastic chef. Except she's sick. Do not cook anything & do not order any meals from outside. And do not ask her to cook anything either. She should know what to do. If she can't cook both of you should stay hungry. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T06:40Z 446.3K followers, 277.6K engagements

"A young man must learn how to cook so that when he's on his own he can survive. He's not learning how to cook so that he will cook for his gf or wife. A young woman must learn how to cook so that when she's on her own she can survive. She's learning how to cook so that she can can prove to her bf that she was raised properly and is ready to become a wife and mother. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T07:02Z 446.3K followers, 67K engagements

""What about our politicians" Look at what young men who claim that they want a better country are doing. And these ones want to be husbands and fathers tomorrow Let's continue to pretend like we don't know what we are doing. A country filled with greedy & lazy youths"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T08:08Z 446.3K followers, 37.6K engagements

"I'm repeating it. Any woman who intentionally dates or gets married to a yahoo boy or a criminal is a prostitute. If any of you wants to die because of this post go and die. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T08:23Z 446.3K followers, 25.8K engagements

"Very dull children. They abandon school no qualifications no skills no verifiable experience whatsoever. All they have is iPhone and they're stealing from a very young age. Very very dull children"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T08:52Z 446.3K followers, 27.9K engagements

"Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old married man. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T08:58Z 446.3K followers, 50.8K engagements

"You can be anything in life & do anything in life but one thing that you must never do is to steal from another man. Everyone loves money because we need it to get by daily. If you deprive another man & his innocent children of his legitimate sweat you have crossed the red line. You cannot escape the consequences of it. And unfortunately your innocent children will have to suffer too. You may have gotten rich by stealing but you'll lack peace of mind. Gradually all that you have stolen will start to vanish. I am not a saint neither am I a religious leader. But I have lived long enough to know"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T09:21Z 446.3K followers, 60.8K engagements

"When Hushpupi was still a free man many people questioned his "wealth" and he insulted and shamed them. Notably amongst his words was: "Why are you are questioning the source of my wealth did you question the source of my poverty when I was poor" Now we know. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T11:45Z 446.3K followers, 37.6K engagements

"Please read from a man 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T12:53Z 446.3K followers, 21.2K engagements

"New side chick alert 😊 @ArtiosShalom"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T14:39Z 446.3K followers, 18.9K engagements

"From a married woman. "gb my husband is a yahoo boy. I lied to my father about what he does for a living. We have been married for over X years & he still has not stopped. We lost our X sons mysteriously. This man still doesn't care. Please advise me sir". End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T15:23Z 446.3K followers, 142.1K engagements

"You know what is really hurting me with this DM It's the fact that many young ladies reading it still do not care. They'll rather date or marry a criminal than to be with a legitimate man. Women don't learn from history. They learn from their own misery"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T15:37Z 446.3K followers, 35.3K engagements

"Tell him that when your father collected your bride price he did so with a clean heart & because you told your father that he's a legit man. That if he ventures into yahoo you'll leave him tell everyone why you left and that you will never return. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T15:52Z 446.3K followers, 31.4K engagements

"Anyways let's move on. Please advise him 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T16:42Z 446.3K followers, 34.1K engagements

"I beg you all in the name of whatever or whomever you worship. Please read 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T18:12Z 446.3K followers, 102.2K engagements

"Fred Ajudua has never known peace right from the 80s. Where are his children The end of these fraudulent young people will be so sad. Let them continue"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T18:41Z 446.3K followers, 42.8K engagements

"And all you "small girls with big gods" sleeping with politicians that are giving you monies that they stole from us. You won't to escape the consequences too. It may be 10-20 years from now. That stolen money that you're using to feed your lifestyle will be your misery. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T18:48Z 446.3K followers, 27.5K engagements

"The more I lose followers the more I get. Anyone that wants to unfollow me is free to do so. They'll all come back. I was at 444k last week. I still got additional 1k followers in X days. I'll be at 446k tonight. So fuck all of them"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T18:57Z 446.3K followers, 19.6K engagements

"Amongst the many states or cities that we have in Nigeria. Asaba is one of the cities with very poor husband and wife materials. Too many criminals and prostitutes are living there. There are many others but Asaba may take the crown. I may be wrong though. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-28T20:23Z 446.3K followers, 54.5K engagements

"I sincerely pray that for every story you read here someone's life is being touched to change for good. Many of you are experiencing similar things in your family & you know it. Please read from a young lady whose younger brother is dealing with the consequences of fraud"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T06:20Z 446.3K followers, 64.8K engagements

"Any business you start with fraudulent or stolen money will not last. One way or the other you'll see that business crash. If you pay rent with it at some point you won't be able to pay & you'd be kicked out. If you build with it after sometime that house will become a haunted house. You'll sell the house but you'll not see what you did with the money. Cars that you bought will develop strange faults and knock engine or you'll sell it. The devil will strip you off everything that you thought you owned. It is a gradual punishment. If you die leaving those wealth behind your family or children"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T06:44Z 446.3K followers, 65.4K engagements

"Please distant yourself from any of your brothers that is into fraud. Avoid taking anything from him. Encourage him to turn a new leaf from that distant. Because when he starts to see the consequences you'll suffer with him if you enjoyed his money. He'll be a thorn in your flesh and continue to drag your family name into disgrace. Same with your parents if they supported him. All of you will feel the heat the pains and the loss. Do not envy him but pray for him. Do not allow any of your parent that is comparing you with him to guilt trip you into joining him. Yes you all came from the same"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T07:46Z 446.3K followers, 44.7K engagements

"Two separate DMs on gambling addiction. Please read 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T08:07Z 446.3K followers, 17.4K engagements

"Let me say something that you may not agree with. If you have not more than X children you stand a higher chance of not having any of them go astray in life. Especially in a country where many are living below the poverty line. Children are very expensive to raise. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T08:36Z 446.3K followers, 38.7K engagements

"In other words you're gambling with children correct "Let me have more I don't know the one that will become president tomorrow" "Let me have more in case anyone dies" "What the children will eat they will bring it down from heaven" Isn't it"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T08:50Z 446.3K followers, 21.9K engagements

"God bless Pastor Paul Enenche 🙏"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T09:30Z 446.3K followers, 53.7K engagements

"Please read 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T10:13Z 446.3K followers, 16.8K engagements

"All you Agbafian men deceiving Agbafian ladies. Saying you want something serious but after you knack you ghost them. A time would come when I'll start to expose your handles o. One of you is getting married today but you were busy professing love to a lady recently. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T11:45Z 446.3K followers, 112K engagements

"Please read from the married man that she discovered his pre-wedding pictures and sent to him"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T15:16Z 446.3K followers, 140.2K engagements

"Unfortunately I do not completely believe the intention of the man was pure. He's frequent in my DM & a mutual. And for him not to have come to tell me that he was getting married he was hiding it. He knows that I will publicly celebrate him. Hence his silence on it. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T15:35Z 446.3K followers, 19.6K engagements

"Shameless man 😂😂😂😂😂😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T15:53Z 446.3K followers, 39K engagements

"I told you all that he wasn't completely honest. See WhatsApp chats that will prove it"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T16:16Z 446.3K followers, 82.7K engagements

"Do you agree with her"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T17:00Z 446.3K followers, 24.5K engagements

"It's going well for some ladies here though. In every XX there must be a Judas. Let's not be discouraged. We lose some but we win more. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T18:11Z 446.3K followers, 18.7K engagements

"Some of you are quite foolish. I talk about the consequences of stealing & fraud. "Life doesn't work that way" "Life is not nollywood" If this is your strong belief why then do you come to my DM for advise Don't you think that the things I teach are not real too End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T18:48Z 446.3K followers, 18.6K engagements

"Oh Chineke nna. What is this na. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T19:09Z 446.3K followers, 136.1K engagements

"@dmGambo I tire o 😂 😂 😂 😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T19:12Z 446.3K followers, 11.6K engagements

"This was our chat last week Thursday. I am innocent ooo 😂😂😂😂"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T19:35Z 446.3K followers, 69.4K engagements

"You're an idiot for sending me this DM. When you discovered that she cheated instead of you to leave her you wanted to "punish" her. Now she has a child for you. You must marry her ooo. Oloshi"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T20:28Z 446.3K followers, 28.3K engagements

"I don't like it when men take undue advantage of women. Yes women have their issues. But men must learn how to lead them & "punish" them reasonably. If you catch your woman cheating on you you know that it's not something that you can forgive easily. Do not punish her by keeping her & deceiving her. In your anger & selfishness you would make some mistakes that will affect you badly. It's different if you're married. Some men may decide not to divorce their wives for infidelity. That doesn't mean that they're happy still living with them. Even though it may or may not have happened in the past"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-29T22:10Z 446.3K followers, 170.5K engagements

"Please read the conversation that I had with a young lady 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T06:56Z 446.3K followers, 49K engagements

"For me most 40+ single men are not men that young ladies should be carefree with. Most men marry before they're XX. While I understand that some above XX men are nursing the pains and disappointments of heartbreak the reason why most are still single should put young ladies on enquiries. One thing that you must have at the back of your minds is that most of them will never accept to be the main providers should they marry you. You must be working making money & you must be ready to contribute. If not equally but substantial. A man that wants to be the main provider of his family starts early."
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T07:50Z 446.3K followers, 77.1K engagements

"Please read this DM. And ensure that you read to the last screenshot 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T08:53Z 446.3K followers, 26.7K engagements

"I need you young men & women to read these stories that I share. They're not fabricated. They are real and they have lessons for you to learn from & not tow the path of criminality. Do not allow criminal influencers or sympathizers of criminals to decieve you. Please read"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T09:21Z 446.3K followers, 39.1K engagements

"Take the harder right than the easier wrong. Please read from a XX year old young man 👇"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T15:43Z 446.3K followers, 22.3K engagements

"It depends. Some ladies were ignorant about it. And some were deliberate about it & still do not mind dating them. But I will not support my son to marry a lady who doesn't see anything wrong with being with a criminal. She'll not correct her sons or daughters. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T16:22Z 446.3K followers, 17.2K engagements

"I wanted to make a post to give legitimate single men a direct hint on how to know women who love fraudsters or criminals. But this is social media. Blogs will lift it & mischievous women would be on alert. Sorry I can't help men this time around. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T16:42Z 446.3K followers, 27.2K engagements

"Let me repeat. Yahoo has been on an all time high because mothers are failing woefully far more than fathers are. A mother will always be first to catch her son in stealing way before his father does. If mothers were alive to their roles things won't be this bad. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T17:07Z 446.3K followers, 16.7K engagements

"Please read from a XX year old man. Pay attention to how his good mother saved him. Some of una na una mama buy una laptops and phones wey una take start yahoo. Na she still carry una go register for yahoo college. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T18:06Z 446.3K followers, 17.2K engagements

""gb what about politicians" You think they are also not feeling the heat Search for the full video on YouTube. You'll see your favorites there. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T18:23Z 446.3K followers, 13.8K engagements

"For those of us married men that are working from home. And your lovely wife is at home with you. Whenever you're stressed stylishly call your lovely wife into your work space for no reasons. Most likely she'll be naked. Tell her to go do anything for you in the house). "Please my baby can you get me a glass of cold juice" As she's walking away keep staring at her soft bumbum wiggling away. You'll feel much better. And you'll refocus on your job and be more productive. Thank me later. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T19:10Z 446.3K followers, 74.7K engagements

"You young men and women should please take my teachings on fraud & criminality seriously. I love you all & that's why I am doing it. My choice of words may be too painful. But I need them to sting. When they sting it'll cause you to think. Not all of you would listen to me. But some would. I have showed you all several testimonies of people who made a change after reading from me repeatedly. I don't do this out of spite. I have never been a victim of fraud. I have never been arrested by any security agencies. I have never slept a night in a police cell. But that doesn't mean that I must keep"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T20:45Z 446.3K followers, 26.4K engagements

"You're an XX years old boy today. You just got admission into the university. 4-6 years later you're introducing yourself to the society. You & your school mates: "My name is Stephen Ajoke BSc accounting" "My name is Abdul Yussuf. BEng Civil engineering" "My name is Dr. Chude Nwakolam. MBBS" "My name is Barrister Clement Imabong. LLB" Then your yahoo friend introduces himself. "My name is Yinka Uchechukwu Kamoru. BSc Yahoo Yahoo" Shame go just dey catch you. End"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-30T21:19Z 446.3K followers, 62.5K engagements

"God bless gb John Doe"
X Link @jon_d_doe 2025-10-31T08:18Z 446.3K followers, 5679 engagements