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@_halfmortal "@DocStrangelove2 Something is seriously wrong with Cyclists. They keep crashing into the gate"
@_halfmortal on X 2025-07-18 22:03:38 UTC 3425 followers, 623K engagements

"@RANK10YGO Obviously that means the aggressor country is Serbia. Serbia has done a lot of terrible stuff. What other country are they thinking about"
@_halfmortal on X 2025-07-18 06:35:56 UTC 3431 followers, 28.9K engagements

"@prospekkt Plot twist: they really be shitting on themselves every day. With the rise of anal sex their anal sphincter muscles have gotten so weak they cant control shitting anymore"
@_halfmortal on X 2025-07-22 06:23:17 UTC 3425 followers, 211.2K engagements

"@JasmineAGolphin @desinthemaking Have you ever seen how a shepherd deals with an unruly sheep"
@_halfmortal on X 2025-07-16 07:48:27 UTC 3428 followers, 6986 engagements

"@fordoglunk Dont forget to doordash your meals goon and absolutely talk to no girl"
@_halfmortal on X 2025-07-18 22:09:37 UTC 3427 followers, 66.7K engagements