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@PandasAndVidya "Got fucked by an Indian girl in the back of the theater during an empty showing of 'Disturbia'"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-24 22:47:58 UTC 37K followers, 4390 engagements

"Poster lives in Canada. His coworkers are talking about Indians"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-23 17:35:36 UTC 37K followers, 4888 engagements

"Sabbatical over. No more scheduled tweets or drive-by posts. I'm back for good"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-04 18:49:10 UTC 37K followers, 27.1K engagements

"Dude artists are going to get replaced because they're fucking annoying not any other reason"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 09:46:27 UTC 37K followers, 85.2K engagements

"I see the horse-fuckers have found a new venue from where they can express their desire to fuck horses"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-15 03:52:10 UTC 37K followers, 7975 engagements

"There's nothing to prove she's just flat out not worth the effort. Women used to play hard to get but now they're just flat-out hard to want"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-20 11:13:11 UTC 36.8K followers, 4596 engagements

"W*men will be all about "When men warn you about another man you should definitely take it seriously" until the man they're being warned about is Pedro Pascal. Then it's suddenly just jealousy"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 00:15:20 UTC 37K followers, 4335 engagements

"Lex Luthor has inspired me and made me realize that I have not been hating to my full potential"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-16 05:48:28 UTC 37K followers, 4468 engagements

"A retired person speaking on the state of the current job market is like getting a lecture on accountability from a woman"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-23 16:25:49 UTC 37K followers, 6580 engagements

"You'll never guess what this is in response to"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-16 03:35:25 UTC 36.8K followers, 3126 engagements

"Police body cams are the funniest fucking things to happen to the world LMAO"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 03:36:18 UTC 37K followers, 681.3K engagements

"The "hot chip and lie" meme didn't just spontaneously manifest out of the aether they genuinely can't cook anymore"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-24 04:44:31 UTC 37K followers, 270.9K engagements

""No one is taking away your games." You just can't own them. Or sell them. Or mod them. Or run them. Or preserve them. Or talk about them. Or create derivative works of them. The only acceptable option to play them is via live service and it will be unfinished by design except for the microtransaction store"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-17 20:14:17 UTC 37K followers, 244.3K engagements

"Still wearing my jock after working out and had to go number two. Pulled down my shorts and had a moment of panic; my ass is already out. Do I just go or do I take off the jock to poop. Then I remembered that Joker meme about how every poopoo time is peepee time. I took it off"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 05:04:41 UTC 37K followers, 3289 engagements

"@FENDIHOOSKIE @grok explain this in a very detailed multipost thread with a minimum of five posts"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-24 10:09:52 UTC 37K followers, 4512 engagements

"I HATE LEDS I HATE LEDS I HATE LEDS THE STREET AT NIGHTTIME SHOULD BE YELLOW NOT LIT LIKE IT'S NOON"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-18 10:26:09 UTC 37K followers, 139.2K engagements

"Locking XX% of fighting-aged adults out of the workforce and creating an entire generation who has nothing to lose What's the worst that could happen 🤷♂"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 21:41:04 UTC 37K followers, 48.4K engagements

"Every time a US-based company gets an Indian CEO the company immediately experiences a bunch of layoffs of the local workforce followed by skyrocketing H1B petitions. So weird how that just keeps happening"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 21:31:44 UTC 37K followers, 873.7K engagements

"It's because he's famous. People will thirst for anyone as long as they're famous. They're attracted to their fame not them"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-19 17:36:24 UTC 36.7K followers, 3068 engagements

"@SwannMarcus89 I mean.you can. You absolutely can. There's nothing stopping you from doing that (unless you're married). You just have to deal with the morning after"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2024-05-31 03:13:14 UTC 37K followers, 7211 engagements

"Reaper is really getting all his work done in a single month isn't he"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-24 19:26:19 UTC 37K followers, 6283 engagements

"I mean this in the most helpful way possible without a single ounce of malice or hate: Fire the intern running this account"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 00:28:19 UTC 37K followers, XXX engagements

"Post animation that still has SOVL despite being modern"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-20 04:28:04 UTC 37K followers, 8810 engagements

"Any sci-fi series worth its salt has a: - Groundhogs Day/Time loop episode - mirror/parallel universe or doppelganger episode - genuinely scary horror episode out of nowhere - low-stakes slice-of-life/beach episode - Christmas episode (Santa is REAL)"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 10:16:24 UTC 37K followers, 7638 engagements

""Men want the princess treatment" and it's just returning affection"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-19 17:42:04 UTC 37K followers, 192.8K engagements

"Not now kitten Daddy's busy losing money in a medieval clicking simulator from 2007"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-17 06:21:39 UTC 37K followers, 3116 engagements

"20 years from now people will be asking why there's a meteoric rise in model kit sales"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-21 06:20:11 UTC 37K followers, 9300 engagements

"Sounds like you guys just aren't very good friends"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-18 23:21:27 UTC 36.9K followers, 6084 engagements

"Sorry I'll only play games that have actually been released"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-16 00:00:20 UTC 36.9K followers, 2497 engagements

"The bot spam reply problem on this site has been getting so bad that I might have to start signing all my posts with "I love Adolf Hitler" again"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-16 21:01:18 UTC 37K followers, 5197 engagements

"I'm telling your boss that you're posting on Twitter instead of making him more money"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-23 08:11:56 UTC 37K followers, 3967 engagements

"Female peacocking to attract a mate which illicits feelings of disgust from the same sex due to intrasexual competition at viewing a mating display superior to their own"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-05 04:00:57 UTC 37K followers, 2M engagements

"Just walked in on Connor McGregor lifting weights"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-14 21:08:22 UTC 37K followers, 463.7K engagements

"People who live in glass houses are apparently armed to the teeth with stones"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-09 09:31:00 UTC 37K followers, 589K engagements

"Trust and BELIEVE that we will be getting the sequel to the big boob edit in 'The Devil Wears Prada 2' 🙏🙌"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-16 06:45:28 UTC 36.9K followers, 4852 engagements