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@PandasAndVidya "Got fucked by an Indian girl in the back of the theater during an empty showing of 'Disturbia'"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-24 22:47:58 UTC 37K followers, 7342 engagements

"Poster lives in Canada. His coworkers are talking about Indians"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-23 17:35:36 UTC 37K followers, 4910 engagements

"Sabbatical over. No more scheduled tweets or drive-by posts. I'm back for good"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-04 18:49:10 UTC 37K followers, 27.1K engagements

"Dude artists are going to get replaced because they're fucking annoying not any other reason"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 09:46:27 UTC 37K followers, 85.5K engagements

"I see the horse-fuckers have found a new venue from where they can express their desire to fuck horses"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-15 03:52:10 UTC 37K followers, 7975 engagements

"W*men will be all about "When men warn you about another man you should definitely take it seriously" until the man they're being warned about is Pedro Pascal. Then it's suddenly just jealousy"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 00:15:20 UTC 37K followers, 38.7K engagements

"Clicking "My Profile" and reading my own posts"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 06:08:31 UTC 37K followers, 2709 engagements

"Lex Luthor has inspired me and made me realize that I have not been hating to my full potential"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-16 05:48:28 UTC 37K followers, 4508 engagements

"A retired person speaking on the state of the current job market is like getting a lecture on accountability from a woman"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-23 16:25:49 UTC 37K followers, 6599 engagements

"Police body cams are the funniest fucking things to happen to the world LMAO"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 03:36:18 UTC 37K followers, 681.5K engagements

"The "hot chip and lie" meme didn't just spontaneously manifest out of the aether they genuinely can't cook anymore"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-24 04:44:31 UTC 37K followers, 298K engagements

""No one is taking away your games." You just can't own them. Or sell them. Or mod them. Or run them. Or preserve them. Or talk about them. Or create derivative works of them. The only acceptable option to play them is via live service and it will be unfinished by design except for the microtransaction store"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-17 20:14:17 UTC 37K followers, 244.5K engagements

"I don't know what's going on with this site and its algorithm BS but I haven't seen a thing from Ollie on my feed in forever. Which is a damn shame because everything he writes absolutely slaps"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 06:22:37 UTC 37K followers, 3516 engagements

"Let's open this up to discussion to see how warped people's perception of genitals are: What dimensions would you consider "well-endowed" for a man"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 06:04:15 UTC 37K followers, 7068 engagements

"Still wearing my jock after working out and had to go number two. Pulled down my shorts and had a moment of panic; my ass is already out. Do I just go or do I take off the jock to poop. Then I remembered that Joker meme about how every poopoo time is peepee time. I took it off"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 05:04:41 UTC 37K followers, 3289 engagements

"@FENDIHOOSKIE @grok explain this in a very detailed multipost thread with a minimum of five posts"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-24 10:09:52 UTC 37K followers, 4642 engagements

"I HATE LEDS I HATE LEDS I HATE LEDS THE STREET AT NIGHTTIME SHOULD BE YELLOW NOT LIT LIKE IT'S NOON"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-18 10:26:09 UTC 37K followers, 139.6K engagements

"Locking XX% of fighting-aged adults out of the workforce and creating an entire generation who has nothing to lose What's the worst that could happen 🤷♂"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 21:41:04 UTC 37K followers, 48.6K engagements

"Every time a US-based company gets an Indian CEO the company immediately experiences a bunch of layoffs of the local workforce followed by skyrocketing H1B petitions. So weird how that just keeps happening"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 21:31:44 UTC 37K followers, 876K engagements

"This is objectively good keeping in mind that mental health treatment has RADICALLY advanced in the last XX years"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 01:17:22 UTC 37K followers, 19.4K engagements

"@SwannMarcus89 I mean.you can. You absolutely can. There's nothing stopping you from doing that (unless you're married). You just have to deal with the morning after"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2024-05-31 03:13:14 UTC 37K followers, 7211 engagements

"Reaper is really getting all his work done in a single month isn't he"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-24 19:26:19 UTC 37K followers, 7898 engagements

"I mean this in the most helpful way possible without a single ounce of malice or hate: Fire the intern running this account"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 00:28:19 UTC 37K followers, XXX engagements

"Post animation that still has SOVL despite being modern"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-20 04:28:04 UTC 37K followers, 8816 engagements

"Batman but what if he was a child-sacrificing cannibal"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 02:26:55 UTC 37K followers, 5016 engagements

"Any sci-fi series worth its salt has a: - Groundhogs Day/Time loop episode - mirror/parallel universe or doppelganger episode - genuinely scary horror episode out of nowhere - low-stakes slice-of-life/beach episode - Christmas episode (Santa is REAL)"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-22 10:16:24 UTC 37K followers, 7647 engagements

""Men want the princess treatment" and it's just returning affection"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-19 17:42:04 UTC 37K followers, 192.8K engagements

"Not now kitten Daddy's busy losing money in a medieval clicking simulator from 2007"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-17 06:21:39 UTC 37K followers, 3116 engagements

"Absolutely adore that people both on the far-right and the far-left think that re-opening the asylums is bad because that would mean they would be committed for their genocidal political fashion accessories just leaving completely normal people in the general population"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 07:22:54 UTC 37K followers, 4092 engagements

"You ever fuck to the theme from Jurassic Park Because I have"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-25 03:41:00 UTC 37K followers, 3592 engagements

"20 years from now people will be asking why there's a meteoric rise in model kit sales"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-21 06:20:11 UTC 37K followers, 9300 engagements

"Sounds like you guys just aren't very good friends"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-18 23:21:27 UTC 36.9K followers, 6084 engagements

"The bot spam reply problem on this site has been getting so bad that I might have to start signing all my posts with "I love Adolf Hitler" again"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-16 21:01:18 UTC 37K followers, 5197 engagements

"Female peacocking to attract a mate which illicits feelings of disgust from the same sex due to intrasexual competition at viewing a mating display superior to their own"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-05 04:00:57 UTC 37K followers, 2M engagements

"I'm telling your boss that you're posting on Twitter instead of making him more money"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-23 08:11:56 UTC 37K followers, 3981 engagements

"Just walked in on Connor McGregor lifting weights"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-14 21:08:22 UTC 37K followers, 464.3K engagements

"People who live in glass houses are apparently armed to the teeth with stones"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-09 09:31:00 UTC 37K followers, 589K engagements

"Trust and BELIEVE that we will be getting the sequel to the big boob edit in 'The Devil Wears Prada 2' 🙏🙌"
@PandasAndVidya on X 2025-07-16 06:45:28 UTC 36.9K followers, 4852 engagements