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@nedsore "If vaccines really cause autism why doesnt the US have better trains"
X Link @nedsore 2025-07-01T14:45Z 3506 followers, 9.3M engagements

"Childfree weddings are so reddit-coded. Sorry you set boundaries against experiencing joy and whimsy but have you ever even seen a toddler wearing a bowtie"
X Link @nedsore 2025-10-02T21:09Z 3506 followers, 300.2K engagements

"I never feel safer on the streets of new york than when Im holding a freshly bagged dog turd. Catcall me bro I threw shot put in high school"
X Link @nedsore 2025-10-11T14:25Z 3503 followers, 2120 engagements

"Double trump card if youre mad i pitched a turd at you i also have a large dog"
X Link @nedsore 2025-10-11T14:29Z 3504 followers, XXX engagements

"Watching mickey XX made me more autistic. This movie was made with the expectation that kamala harris would be president"
X Link @nedsore 2025-10-15T20:51Z 3504 followers, XXX engagements

"@keysmashbandit Yeah bc thats prison DIY food"
X Link @nedsore 2025-10-17T00:37Z 3503 followers, XX engagements

"@3xcalibaneur Why is this video so horny"
X Link @nedsore 2025-10-17T02:21Z 3503 followers, XX engagements

"What are the funniest possible things i can put on this sign"
X Link @nedsore 2025-09-05T01:47Z 3501 followers, 3.1M engagements

"A manager wanted to cut hourly wages to $11/hr for tipped employees. I said dont do that you already have trouble retaining people. Three months later hes so understaffed that hes covering clopens by himself and were hemorrhaging money on his remaining teams OT"
X Link @nedsore 2025-10-17T13:02Z 3502 followers, 29.6K engagements