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@HeidiBriones
"I had an unattractive overweight friend with a hot wife and great sex life. I asked "How" He said grooming: frequent showers trimmed body hair and overall cleanliness. His wife was always all over him. Guys if you're not getting laid you might smell bad"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-08T19:40Z 94.4K followers, 112.8K engagements
"What radicalized you"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-11T22:51Z 94.4K followers, 532.1K engagements
"post your first crush"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-13T22:43Z 94.4K followers, 115.3K engagements
"Grok just saved a spider's life. I took a picture and Grok identified it as a cellar spider. I had noticed a couple ants in the kitchen which they eat. Live another day spider. Bon apptit"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-21T15:39Z 94.4K followers, 2481 engagements
"If you have less dishes then you do less dishes"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-22T22:21Z 94.4K followers, 5922 engagements
"These two married lesbians just voted for @realDonaldTrump FIGHT"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2024-10-25T01:45Z 94.4K followers, 84.9M engagements
"I can't believe I a soul am expected to know how to care for a body"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-08T00:13Z 94.4K followers, 22.8K engagements
"@MurrayHillGuy1 Cool just don't ask them to split the bill then"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-20T14:34Z 94.4K followers, 2441 engagements
"@bumbadum14 Why don't young people just do what I did in a world that doesn't exist anymore I don't get it"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-21T00:44Z 94.4K followers, 94.4K engagements
"@Bulldog78932701 I'd lavender marry you"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-22T22:30Z 94.4K followers, 1866 engagements
"The quickest way for me to know if someone is sub-100 IQ is if they ask me to explain one of my jokes"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-23T15:04Z 94.4K followers, 9722 engagements
"Men were never on the left. Only there to appease women. Now that women are turning to the right the men are following. Men will do anything for women"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-23T15:21Z 94.4K followers, 15.2K engagements
"@allie__voss Adoption is also really difficult and expensive. Obviously Jennifer Aniston can afford it but it's not realistic for everyone"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-14T15:29Z 94.4K followers, XXX engagements
"@OliLondonTV Sounds like she keeps picking the wrong guys"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-16T19:09Z 94.5K followers, 19.8K engagements
"it's been a product for XX years so no you're not"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-16T22:59Z 94.4K followers, 42.4K engagements
"Yeah except my grandma gave me one these and it does it in XX seconds. Do not tell me anything bad about it because I love this thing. I don't care if it has microplastics"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-18T00:33Z 94.4K followers, 9634 engagements
"No cap. On God"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-20T03:16Z 94.5K followers, 3853 engagements
"Is the monarchy in the room with us right now"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-20T03:41Z 94.4K followers, 5309 engagements
"@ProfMJCleveland Used cars aren't as affordable anymore. If you're poor one breakdown can force you to salvage or sell them making it suddenly hard to get to work. It's less risky to buy a decent used car on a payment plan. $1000 down gets you in the game"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-20T23:13Z 94.4K followers, 10.4K engagements
"@Heimerize @bumbadum14 XX% of people can't do any of that. Nearly XXX% of women"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-21T01:28Z 94.4K followers, 4101 engagements
"@JJOkey01 Don't. They are tall and unbothered"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-21T02:21Z 94.4K followers, XXX engagements
"@my_tv_life It's magic"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-21T02:34Z 94.4K followers, XXX engagements
"this is why no one had ADHD back then"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-18T22:37Z 94.4K followers, 36.2K engagements
"@hollowearthterf Exactly. Women would be happy to do more for men if they were getting more from men. Women are practical"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-18T23:36Z 94.4K followers, 2805 engagements
"If olds like me start saying "6 7" will it become uncool I'll do it if that's what it takes"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-21T02:16Z 94.4K followers, 13.7K engagements
"Early retirees 😠Boo hoo. Read the room Amy"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-22T14:01Z 94.4K followers, 5750 engagements
"does it like make you totally crazy bro"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-22T19:35Z 94.4K followers, 2985 engagements
"now put the cocaine back in"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-22T19:48Z 94.4K followers, 16.7K engagements
"@Eccentric0Eagle @MichaelDell @jpmorgan Wired stuff kinda works better tbh"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-23T15:03Z 94.4K followers, 1453 engagements
"she's at the top right of the hot crazy matrix"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-23T19:50Z 94.4K followers, 13.8K engagements
"Hey morons. Still a nothing burger. Still has nothing to do with Trump"
X Link @HeidiBriones 2025-10-23T19:59Z 94.4K followers, 5883 engagements