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@panoptisean "I honestly love going to Krogers. I love seeing all the different groceries"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-14T19:49Z 3915 followers, 2983 engagements

"A few years ago by mayoral decree (so this was a directive given from the very top of the food chain) an entire trailer park community was evicted so their land could be bulldozed and our 2nd McDonalds location could relocate a quarter mile down the street closer to the highway"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-14T21:20Z 3913 followers, 1159 engagements

"I primarily think of jenna ortega as a pop up ad on the wendys app. Thats the role I know her from"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-13T19:28Z 3915 followers, 1687 engagements

"They need to put marc maron in white lotus"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-15T18:38Z 3917 followers, XXX engagements

"Why cant they use science to merge Gavin Newsom and Andy Beshear into one mega-charismatic super-democrat. Imagine Gavins acerbic wit served up with Andys boyish charm"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-15T19:04Z 3917 followers, XXX engagements

"Hungrier than a bruh"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-15T20:24Z 3916 followers, 1521 engagements

"Step counter app that hatches a random pokemon egg every 10000 steps"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-15T22:43Z 3916 followers, XXX engagements

"@DiscussingFilm Barack Obama"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-16T17:31Z 3916 followers, XXX engagements

"Picked up AA batteries at Krogers when I meant to pick up AAA. No worries I live next door to a dollar general. Go there to pick up AAA batteries. Get home and realize Ive bought AA"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-14T21:07Z 3919 followers, XXX engagements

"Greta thunberg has been making mysterious no-dialogue cameos in my dreams lately"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-17T09:05Z 3920 followers, XXX engagements

"@walterkirn Aliens got you speaking in tongues bruh just say what you mean"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-17T15:43Z 3920 followers, XXX engagements

"@hasitleaked I hope it has a bunch of reverb on it"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-17T21:45Z 3920 followers, 1077 engagements

"The cashier at dollar general told me I dont look happy. Truth be told Im feeling alright just really sleepy"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-18T00:08Z 3920 followers, XXX engagements

"@LueElizondo God bless ya big guy Perfect fall weather today in my neck of the woodsgreat day for a nice glass of scotch whiskey bourbon ahh what the hell why not all three Bottoms up Lue"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-16T21:55Z 3920 followers, XXX engagements

"Im watching their new episode where the premise is they've both written questions to ask each other. The divorced one immediately admits she used chatgpt for every question and expresses shock that the married one thought of her questions using her brain"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-18T01:15Z 3920 followers, 9710 engagements

"Bold to assume a Chinese person would ever say this sentence. Is Duolingo foreshadowing regime change"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-16T19:34Z 3920 followers, 2539 engagements

"Why are all the travel youtubers who go to sort of ghetto places all British Americans have to go to the golden hotel at the peak of Mount Olympus in Saudi Arabia. Brits tough it out in a Pakistani torture sewer. They are smug but they do it"
X Link @panoptisean 2025-10-19T02:39Z 3920 followers, XXX engagements