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@ilgephelfis "The virgin Hunter Biden had a cushy job at Ukrainain energy company Burisma for $X million a year. The Chad Barron Trump made $XX million from shorting bitcoin"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-15T15:06Z 2822 followers, XX engagements

"@mask_bastard Actually that's my yacht. I hired them both for a weekend in Dubai. They didn't enjoy the camel part but it's law for prostitutes in that country. 🤷♂"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-12T13:14Z 2819 followers, XXX engagements

"Looks like they're not going to stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein. 🤷♂"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-12T12:49Z 2819 followers, XX engagements

"Lee County Florida (the Fort Myers/Cape Coral metro area) currently has OVER 9000 residential real estate units available for rent and the prices keep falling every month"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-12T14:36Z 2822 followers, XX engagements

""We're going to keep using the word and we're going to use it a lot but nobody else is allowed to use the word." That was a bad idea and it was never going to work. Very stupid idea. It never had a chance of working. You needed to stop using it too"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-15T16:10Z 2822 followers, XX engagements

"Certain New Hampshire residents will no longer be receiving water due to low social credit scores"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-15T13:05Z 2822 followers, XX engagements

"@Prolotario1 I wonder if he'll be back in disguise like Bill Hicks and Alex Jones or Jim Morrison and Rush Limbaugh"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-14T15:14Z 2822 followers, 1702 engagements

"@ConceptualJames My Dad will be XX in December and loves playing video games. He sends you the following message:"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-15T13:44Z 2821 followers, X engagements

"The wife gets Cheesecake Factory The girlfriend gets Olive Garden The hoes get Popeyes"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-13T20:04Z 2822 followers, XX engagements

"They could have had peace in the Middle East whenever they wanted but they chose this moment to do it"
X Link @ilgephelfis 2025-10-13T17:45Z 2822 followers, XX engagements