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@paularambles "what mark zuckerberg has figured out is that in order to create a permanent underclass you must first escape it"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-21 02:59:00 UTC 23.2K followers, 1551 engagements

"til that if youre allergic to cats theres a type of cat food that fixes this: chickens get vaccinated with the cat allergen they lay eggs with allergen-blocking antibodies these are baked into kibble and then this prevents the allergen in your cats saliva from affecting you"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-13 02:57:58 UTC 23.2K followers, 19.8K engagements

"til that sf was built on top of gold rush-era ships that are currently buried under the city"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-08 22:56:56 UTC 23.2K followers, 48.2K engagements

"today i walked 15k steps around a cloudy san francisco (pac heights - the presidio - golden gate park) and had a raspberry matcha and the most beautiful oatmeal raisin cookie of my life"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-13 22:55:42 UTC 23.2K followers, 83.4K engagements

"you know which other astronomer got publicly dragged for focusing on the wrong body"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-17 18:20:44 UTC 23.2K followers, 475.3K engagements

"walked past this house earlier today and i dont think i could ever be sad here"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-12 04:59:45 UTC 23.2K followers, 67.7K engagements

"another breakfast another drawing from dave eggers book of ungrateful mammals"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-20 16:28:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 2244 engagements

"chat is this worth $XX and two hours of kitchen time"
@paularambles on X 2025-06-19 16:23:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 747.6K engagements

"@sporadicalia @mnmcsofgp @grok ty he says you are a good looking guy as well"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-18 22:37:36 UTC 23.2K followers, 95K engagements

"guy who has always talked and written like chatgpt and has had to relearn how to communicate in order to be taken seriously again"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-16 19:38:19 UTC 23.2K followers, 4292 engagements

"today i walked 20k steps across the golden gate bridge to kirby cove and then to sausalito and then i had a sandwich and took the ferry home"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-09 22:25:15 UTC 23.2K followers, 713.2K engagements

"were hitting benchmarks in the streets now"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-07 16:16:26 UTC 23.2K followers, 11.8K engagements

"being introduced as a twitter microcelebrity at the function"
@paularambles on X 2024-11-10 14:23:07 UTC 23.2K followers, 416.2K engagements

"a good chicken caesar wrap can be a life-changing experience"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-18 20:52:34 UTC 23.2K followers, 56.1K engagements

"i have uniqlo disorder which means that if i find something i like and it comes in multiple colors i need to have it in multiple colors"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-17 19:31:08 UTC 23.2K followers, 14.3K engagements

"sometimes ill ask o3 something and then also go and google it to see who gets to the answer faster"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-21 04:59:49 UTC 23.2K followers, 2064 engagements

"small tech should never escape containment people think hes an actual astronomer (and that astronomers make a lot of money)"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-18 01:36:20 UTC 23.2K followers, 45.8K engagements

"today i milled 15k steps around mill valley and had mapo tofu for lunch"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-11 20:27:12 UTC 23.2K followers, 133.2K engagements

"if youre pure of heart then iced coffee on an empty stomach actually isnt bad for you"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-04 16:54:27 UTC 23.2K followers, 227.4K engagements

"dim sum spots in sf: - dumpling house - dumpling home - dumpling time - dumpling kitchen - dumpling specialist - dumpling club - dumpling king - dumpling zone - dumpling story - dumpling union"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-14 18:12:48 UTC 23.1K followers, 31.5K engagements

"you take a day off and you have an existential crisis"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-22 03:35:29 UTC 23.2K followers, 6232 engagements

"jumping between the hot and cold plunge pools and referring to it as being blanched"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-19 22:23:33 UTC 23.2K followers, 4748 engagements

"look at the stars look how they shine for you"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-17 18:24:55 UTC 23.2K followers, 30.5K engagements

"today i walked 40k steps from one end of san francisco to the other and had hummus with lamb for dinner"
@paularambles on X 2025-06-17 05:07:46 UTC 23.2K followers, 2M engagements

"maybe the real agi was the hundreds of millions of dollars we made along the way"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-21 02:52:59 UTC 23.2K followers, 2613 engagements

"fyi if you like listening to rain sounds they're almost all recordings of chicken being fried"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-20 19:09:24 UTC 23.2K followers, 4.8M engagements

"i can tell everything i need to know about somebodys job based on whether they use slack or teams"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-18 17:09:05 UTC 23.2K followers, 17.9K engagements

"you also apparently get (very cozy) t-shirts from humanoid robot startups"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-21 01:43:43 UTC 23.2K followers, 22.2K engagements

"when a16z invests in your company you get to rub marc andreessens head and he grants you three wishes"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-17 20:31:01 UTC 23.2K followers, 78.6K engagements

"i dont understand this joke thats okay the world doesnt revolve around you"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-17 20:57:54 UTC 23.2K followers, 26.4K engagements

"my conclusion to the nyc/sf debate is that nyc is nice if you have a lot of money and sf is nice even if you dont"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-17 18:47:31 UTC 23.2K followers, 39.2K engagements

"not enough people are talking about the goodreads rebrand"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-18 23:24:54 UTC 23.2K followers, 205K engagements

"overheard in SF: people who work 100-hour weeks can't take breaks. they're like deep sea creatures they work well under pressure but then as soon as they go up to the surface they combust"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-22 03:19:43 UTC 23.2K followers, 113.8K engagements

"help the ai created by my former employer is trying to pimp me out"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-19 01:32:46 UTC 23.2K followers, 147.9K engagements

"this guy spent XX years building a miniature version of nyc consisting of almost a million buildings the full model is XX feet long and XX feet wide and he first announced it on tiktok like this:"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-15 02:25:00 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.4M engagements

"somebody set this man up with a solo exhibition asap"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-15 02:27:17 UTC 23.2K followers, 401K engagements

"it must feel so good to be blanched as a vegetable"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-19 22:22:47 UTC 23.2K followers, 5245 engagements

"today i walked 2k steps to work and had a salad for lunch because my funemployment era has come to an end"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-21 20:04:34 UTC 23.2K followers, 21.2K engagements

"after two months of thorough investigation i can conclude that the best iced matcha latte in sf is the iced raspberry matcha latte from comptons"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-18 17:06:06 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.6K engagements

"you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they prefer mixt or sweetgreen"
@paularambles on X 2025-06-30 19:18:47 UTC 23.2K followers, 2436 engagements

"wait thats actually such a good name for a lighting company"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-18 16:50:56 UTC 23.2K followers, 28.7K engagements

"if theyd gone with cogito then the employees would be cogs"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-20 15:28:37 UTC 23.2K followers, 12.1K engagements

"eating sushi in salesforce park listening to the woman next to me use chatgpt to rehearse her breakup conversation"
@paularambles on X 2025-05-27 19:38:09 UTC 23.2K followers, 7M engagements

"aura ring that tells you when youre being cringe"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-09 22:34:08 UTC 23.2K followers, 1758 engagements

"a whippet problem i mean it doesn't really seem like a problem"
@paularambles on X 2025-07-16 21:29:12 UTC 23.1K followers, 14.1K engagements