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@soggybrocoli "just blew my nose so hard my eyeball queeefed"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-01T17:00Z 3188 followers, XXX engagements

"sneezed so loud i woke up the baby im gonna kms"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-01T17:42Z 3188 followers, XXX engagements

"shes finally becoming a snuggler"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-04T23:08Z 3191 followers, 2031 engagements

"just went to someone elses circus and my fucking monkeys were there"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-09-06T23:34Z 3162 followers, 6.4M engagements

"was the theme of halloween Racism this year wtf is going on on my timeline today"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-01T21:51Z 3186 followers, XXX engagements

"wait so who won the baseball"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-02T20:33Z 3192 followers, XXX engagements

"gonna start replying this to everything"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-09-30T16:52Z 3181 followers, 756.9K engagements

"no one in my family knows how to send an age appropriate gift why did someone just mail my XX month old a yo-yo"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-27T14:39Z 3186 followers, 89.7K engagements

"girl who just made two loaves of pumpkin bread ✨🍃🍂"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-28T22:09Z 3185 followers, XXX engagements

"the girls are freakin out ❤"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-29T00:26Z 3186 followers, XXX engagements

"do i have any asian mutuals"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-29T03:53Z 3186 followers, 1457 engagements

"i cant believe people think its edgy and cool and patriotic and christian to be happy that people cant buy food"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-30T00:52Z 3186 followers, XXX engagements

"im so sick i can barely move but gotta take this lil dino trick or treating wish us luck"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-31T22:26Z 3188 followers, 4790 engagements

"imma kill him btw"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-01T19:27Z 3185 followers, XXX engagements

"this morning my baby insantly pointed to the floors and said dirty then later i asked her why there was oregano in her toy bin and she responded by putting her sunglasses in my coffee"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-03T14:09Z 3186 followers, 1829 engagements

"for mine and mr broccolis anniversary i made us a lil breakfast with virgin mimosas (orange juice and sparkling lime water 😅)"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-03T15:53Z 3186 followers, XXX engagements

"something legit exploded outside and bb broccoli looked right at her dad and said scuse you"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-03T21:07Z 3192 followers, XXX engagements

"rip christian bale in that one movie"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-04T15:36Z 3188 followers, XXX engagements

"i dont wear bras with underwire nor have i ever had an iud so my dumbass thought this was an iud"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-04T23:05Z 3191 followers, 1317 engagements

"new tweet contains like four slurs will i guys cancel me if i send it"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-05T00:56Z 3192 followers, 2.8M engagements

"wow the movie channel is playing die hard right now it was just halloween and were already airing christmas movies smh"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-02T22:44Z 3188 followers, XXX engagements

"mister mayor mamdani"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-05T03:30Z 3191 followers, 1233 engagements

"women who wear leggings: when the tag is on the side of the leggings how do you know which side is the front"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-26T16:28Z 2938 followers, 1148 engagements

"ran out of brown sugar but i had white sugar and molasses on hand so i just made my own"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-26T17:48Z 2944 followers, XXX engagements

"can i just say that this was not and has not been a big deal to me at all ever they make wired lightning cable and usbc headphones i use them every day and they are fine. i think you guys just like complaining about bullshit"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-29T03:56Z 2928 followers, 1036 engagements

"im seeing a growing number of adults correctly using the XX meme. it will be dead by christmas"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-30T02:59Z 2939 followers, XXX engagements

"@TilllyNeonn lol st. ives apricot the legend"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-10-31T00:09Z 2937 followers, XX engagements

"why do i feel like i need to justify and defend my every single action to everyone am i just an over explainer or is this what the kids call a trauma response"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-01T16:08Z 2939 followers, XXX engagements

"@mrsmeowkins lol i was heated then i went through the thread and found out op eats roadkill and walks barefoot in nyc so obviously something inside her is eating her brain"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-02T01:49Z 2936 followers, XXX engagements

"@husbandfuck3r OH like duh. i was thinking a semi truck and like picturing a slim jim"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-02T22:53Z 2935 followers, XX engagements

"@Rubybuttsbutts @androgynous_boy oh thank goodness"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-04T23:22Z 2937 followers, XX engagements

"women on tiktok were discussing how some girls are cuties and some girls are baddies and it was fun and innocent until a MAN came in like you marry a cutie and think about baddies when you have sex with the cutie and i just have to say the loneliness epidemic is self inflicted"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-09-20T17:11Z 3165 followers, 3.6M engagements

"ohhhhh my god u likin the rain gurl should we tell everyone should we move to Forks Washington should we invite bella swan"
X Link @soggybrocoli 2025-11-05T15:42Z 3186 followers, 1505 engagements