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@MeganBitchell
"Guys what haircut should I get"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-14T15:24Z 138.7K followers, 24.9K engagements
"This one is called yall be careful on that big cheese"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-28T16:45Z 138.7K followers, 51.1K engagements
"This is the best song ever"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-08-05T01:47Z 138.7K followers, 42.3K engagements
"Going to da beach"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-06-21T15:10Z 138.7K followers, 77.4K engagements
"Im learning how to draw and this one is called theres a party underwater and youre invited"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-28T16:31Z 138.7K followers, 258.1K engagements
"I found out my general check up doctor used AI to read my EKG and sent me to the cardiologist because the AI said I had a heart attack and the cardiologist was like why on earth are you here and so basically I thought I was dying for a month for no reason Thank you AI"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-25T17:52Z 138.7K followers, 1.4M engagements
"To celebrate turning XX next month I have three XX minute dentist appointments scheduled and Im getting the retainer thats been in my mouth for a decade removed"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-14T05:08Z 138.7K followers, 29.7K engagements
"Bugs in the city"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-28T17:40Z 138.8K followers, 29.5K engagements
"Cylinder haul"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-08-03T03:53Z 138.7K followers, 35.1K engagements
"Oh hello little purse and why are you a frog even"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-03T15:10Z 138.7K followers, 24.7K engagements
"@lint_liquor Yeah so what Im saying is its like the rare circumstances when they did work together"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-08T14:49Z 138.8K followers, 22.4K engagements
"Ive been using my typewriter to memorize lines and I probably look crazy looking at this on the train"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-15T19:24Z 138.8K followers, 95.5K engagements
"Hes an impossible enigma"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-05T16:46Z 138.7K followers, 25.2K engagements
"Just finished Lost everyone who doesnt like that finale is dumber than dirt and rocks"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-28T22:19Z 138.8K followers, 158.9K engagements
"life changing dress arrived in the mail the pictures werent doing it justice I love you Vivienne Westwood"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-08-06T21:36Z 138.7K followers, 361.8K engagements
"Hi Im Megan and this is Reverse William Tell"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2024-05-07T00:14Z 138.7K followers, 6.7M engagements
"My family dentist in Texas gave me what my new dentist called some of the worst fillings shes ever seen and so theyre all getting redone so theyre the actual right color and I wont be embarrassed of my bottom teeth anymore"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-14T05:10Z 138.7K followers, 8900 engagements
"You can stay with me and just pretend Im not there"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-15T04:32Z 138.7K followers, 53.3K engagements
"He is Not a monster"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-11T03:15Z 138.7K followers, 74.8K engagements
"I won the costume contest at the book release party"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-07T03:57Z 138.7K followers, 217.6K engagements
"The new updated rankling I know yall were waiting for"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-02T16:04Z 138.7K followers, 101.2K engagements
"Here is everything I got commissioned of myself at comic con Art is amazing"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-10T22:55Z 138.7K followers, 36K engagements
"Do people not realize that when they refuse to sit on the train they are taking up more room"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-14T20:57Z 138.7K followers, 37.2K engagements
"About to see Citizen Kane for the first time I cant wait to be like wow thats what they meant by that in The Simpsons"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-08T02:25Z 138.7K followers, 237.3K engagements
"You think youre so cool"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-08-18T17:45Z 138.8K followers, 46.6K engagements
"Guys lets all go to the union square barnes and noble and midnight tonight to get the new Pynchon. They are technically closed but if theres enough of us theyll have to let us in"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-06T17:52Z 138.8K followers, 78.6K engagements
"Life is amazing I cant believe Im XX and just found out I like to draw"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-29T00:48Z 138.7K followers, 1.7M engagements
"@highbrowholy Im fucked"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-09-05T18:53Z 138.7K followers, 16.1K engagements
"I dont even think you would like Twizzlers"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-01-29T02:23Z 138.8K followers, 32.8K engagements
"You and I both know that doesnt matter"
X Link @MeganBitchell 2025-10-08T23:39Z 138.7K followers, 60.1K engagements