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@jmasseypoet "It looks like a dusty juicer someone bought from an infomercial XX years ago and recently pulled out of a closet"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-15T02:38Z 41.4K followers, 2919 engagements

"@AliciaJacobs You live in Las Vegas so youre used to this kind of thing. Nothing shocks you anymore"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-13T01:55Z 41.4K followers, XX engagements

"I still like the more lyrical and whimsical styles of Brutalist architecture like the Geisel Library in San Diego (picture below) but buildings that look like obsolete kitchen appliances dont belong in public spaces. Theyre an assault on morale"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-12T23:26Z 41.4K followers, 3582 engagements

"People will mock this as they do everything and anything Trump says or does but he is displaying incredible humility here. Butler changed him"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-12T22:15Z 41.4K followers, 8645 engagements

"@jeremymbarr The golden goose turned into a rubber chicken. Time for big change"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-06T19:19Z 41.4K followers, XXX engagements

"October my favorite month (and maybe yours too). I am wringing everything I can out of itpoems picturesbefore its gone"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-14T22:08Z 41.4K followers, 2593 engagements

"TDS should be in the DSM-5 at this point. Hes the only fascist in history to make peace a priority. Its beautiful how Butler changed him into a biblical figure an example of true redemption. He felt the hand of God that day and that gracethat gravityleads him now"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-13T15:49Z 41.4K followers, 3266 engagements

"Bleak. I dont want to live in a world where weve become one with AI. I want to live in a world where we strive to become one with the will of God and that requires effortand transcendent effort makes us human. We dont make ourselves more human by becoming less human"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-14T11:27Z 41.4K followers, 4218 engagements

"October is a dream"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-07T13:29Z 41.4K followers, 1767 engagements

"I pray for the safety of the hostages and for their healing physically and emotionally and for their families. I cant fathom it. God bless President Trump. Best president of my lifetime"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-13T00:24Z 41.4K followers, 6975 engagements

"I cant shake the depression no matter what I try (diet meditation exercise and even some controversial forms of therapyIve tried almost everything aside from ECT). However I can go on walks and let the natural world take over my brain for a bit. This red leaf lit up with the sun was a highlight today. Thank God for walks"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-08T20:11Z 41.4K followers, 58.8K engagements

"Posting a poem on X is like moonwalking full-speed through TJ Maxx and crashing into a display of exotic bath products and chocolate-covered pretzel rods but no one looks at you. No one acknowledges the glorious little mess youve made"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-04T00:21Z 41.4K followers, 4465 engagements

"@FelixBernard76 I did sell my newsletter to TJ Maxx for XXX dollars this week"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-07T23:00Z 41.4K followers, XX engagements

"@kymcar1 Ill never do ECT. But another creature companion isnt a bad idea at all"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-08T21:14Z 41.4K followers, 1572 engagements

"@KylePostingOnX If it comes to that I hope I wont be here to see it"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-14T11:34Z 41.4K followers, XX engagements

"🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dispatches from the Basement my poetry newsletter has been sold to TJ Maxx for $250"
X Link @jmasseypoet 2025-10-07T19:47Z 41.4K followers, 4561 engagements