@vmfunc Avatar @vmfunc celeste

celeste posts on X about this is, linux, if you, discord the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence technology brands 4.76% social networks 3.81% travel destinations 1.9% cryptocurrencies 1.9% finance 1.9% countries 1.9% gaming 1.9% stocks 1.9% musicians 0.95% celebrities 0.95%

Social topic influence this is 6.67%, linux 5.71%, if you 4.76%, discord #4342, met 2.86%, art 1.9%, community #2564, bitcoin 1.9%, chainlink 1.9%, crypto 1.9%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @linuxcom @nonbinary @kannahayabusa @hackerstick3rs @rockwell22711 @github @andrewgetz @manaptn @eiritana @1casie @clxudfast @denpacel @brwnsugarfemboy @aka_yuuki_ @xyz3va @iscienceluvr @timide @awawawhoami @celeste @routersex

Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Chainlink (LINK) Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"who even needs discord anyway hello as a response to discord requiring mandatory ID starting in march we have decided to move our community to matrix (more information below). if you are new here and don't know about vmcord feel free to still join us if you're into nerd stuff tech or art link below https://t.co/yuCEfHBUXF hello as a response to discord requiring mandatory ID starting in march we have decided to move our community to matrix (more information below). if you are new here and don't know about vmcord feel free to still join us if you're into nerd stuff tech or art link below"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:17Z 17.9K followers, 251.6K engagements

"your "privacy-friendly" arc browser relies on firebase and logs everything to their servers (researched with @xyz3va)"
X Link 2024-06-12T17:42Z 17.8K followers, 258.9K engagements

"okay hear me out. it's NOT hard to achieve whatever you're pursuing in life. whatever you're trying to do right now anyone with a braincell and an internet connection can do it. the difference between them and you is that they're taking consistent action every single day. they're not just dreaming or talking about it; they're grinding learning and adapting. they're willing to fail learn from those failures and keep pushing forward. they don't let fear or doubt paralyze them. they're seeking out knowledge connecting with mentors and leveraging resources. success isn't reserved for the"
X Link 2024-06-19T02:42Z 17.9K followers, 399.6K engagements

"THIS IS MISINFORMATION DISCORD DID NOT GET HACKED the OG poster on breachforums mentions the posts were "scraped" which means everything that got posted is public information available to anyone who is a member of your server All of Discord was hacked all chatlogs dumped [---] B threads Say his name Charlie Kirk https://t.co/EZAz751VsB All of Discord was hacked all chatlogs dumped [---] B threads Say his name Charlie Kirk https://t.co/EZAz751VsB"
X Link 2025-09-17T16:59Z 17.9K followers, 95.3K engagements

"what are you even doing in life if you don't consider the world as a sandbox"
X Link 2026-01-31T07:32Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements

"nevermind. i was wrong about being wrong by the way fuck nixos im going back to debian i was wrong about being wrong by the way fuck nixos im going back to debian"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:58Z 17.8K followers, 12.9K engagements

"@iScienceLuvr magnesium creatine vitamin CDB12 amphetamines low dose psilocybin sunlight bunch of zinc"
X Link 2026-02-07T08:56Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements

"nevermind stop emailing me you can now email me at celeste@linux.com you can now email me at celeste@linux.com"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:41Z 17.8K followers, 28.5K engagements

"Weve seen some questions about our age assurance update and we want to share more clarity. We know how important these changes are to our community. Heres what we want you to know: Weve seen some questions about our age assurance update and we want to share more clarity. We know how important these changes are to our community. Heres what we want you to know:"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:37Z 17.5K followers, 16.7K engagements

"@nonbinary t'es sur paris"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:00Z 17.7K followers, [---] engagements

"@tim_ide_ dsl jss mm pas qui c'est bad bunny j'ai appris ajd"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:06Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements

"@KannaHayabusa @HackerStick3rs where can i get fhe homebrew sticker"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:50Z 17.8K followers, [---] engagements

"on my way to bet $5000 on yes then completely pump the chart Bitcoin up or down [--] minute up/down crypto polymarkets are now live. Powered & secured by Chainlink 🤝 https://t.co/d4PDruOEsz Bitcoin up or down [--] minute up/down crypto polymarkets are now live. Powered & secured by Chainlink 🤝 https://t.co/d4PDruOEsz"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:13Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@rockwell22711 https://www.anthropic.com/research/project-vend-1 https://www.anthropic.com/research/project-vend-1"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:11Z 17.8K followers, [--] engagements

"got diagnosed with an immune disease award "
X Link 2026-02-09T16:03Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements

"please shoot me"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:05Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements

"@awawawhoami what if i bet then pump the market"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:12Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Turns out you can jailbreak grok just by pretending you're Elon Musk"
X Link 2024-05-07T21:24Z 17.9K followers, 267.2K engagements

"i was wrong about being wrong by the way fuck nixos im going back to debian i was wrong about nixos its amazing actually i was wrong about nixos its amazing actually"
X Link 2025-09-04T11:13Z 17.9K followers, 15.9K engagements

"hello @github why did my account get suspended i have been using github for years and have never done anything that goes against the TOS on this platform a lot of very sensitive repos are on my account and there is no way i can even log in to back them up"
X Link 2025-10-14T12:44Z 17.9K followers, 919.8K engagements

"man. this just made me realize how big tech can just decide to fuck your life over if they wanted to. one github account suspended and i just now lost my access to my vercel account [--] accounts with SSO and years worth of work. i'm going back to self-hosting everything"
X Link 2025-10-14T14:38Z 17.9K followers, 514.1K engagements

"back in my day this is what a vape meant"
X Link 2025-12-04T09:34Z 17.9K followers, 200.3K engagements

"they locked me in this meeting room for [--] hours"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:50Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"just a reminder that i have a more personal / less tech focused account over on the fediverse (@celeste@router.sex) would love to see some of y'all there https://router.sex/@celeste https://router.sex/@celeste"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:55Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"https://matrix.to/#/#vmfunc:mozilla.org https://matrix.to/#/#vmfunc:mozilla.org"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:02Z 17.9K followers, 24.9K engagements

"oh yeah sif is now available on nixos 3"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:57Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"thank u so much for the gift @HackerStick3rs"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:40Z 17.9K followers, 10.4K engagements

"rest in peace ada lovelace u woulda loved windows internals"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:09Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"i got claude to debug chrome for me and automatically solve every tryhackme challenge"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:16Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"thank you for the free money glitch i guess Bitcoin up or down [--] minute up/down crypto polymarkets are now live. Powered & secured by Chainlink 🤝 https://t.co/d4PDruOEsz Bitcoin up or down [--] minute up/down crypto polymarkets are now live. Powered & secured by Chainlink 🤝 https://t.co/d4PDruOEsz"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:13Z 17.9K followers, 190.8K engagements

"i write my own software this is not @openclaw. on that note i encourage you to listen to this :) openclaw is speedrunning the efficient market hypothesis in everything. power law on steroids. everything will be hyper optimized. ai videos suck up all the attention. top 1% ai video creators will have 90% attention. top 1% agent orchestrators will make 90% of revenue. openclaw is speedrunning the efficient market hypothesis in everything. power law on steroids. everything will be hyper optimized. ai videos suck up all the attention. top 1% ai video creators will have 90% attention. top 1% agent"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:56Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"hello as a response to discord requiring mandatory ID starting in march we have decided to move our community to matrix (more information below). if you are new here and don't know about vmcord feel free to still join us if you're into nerd stuff tech or art link below"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:02Z 17.9K followers, 337.3K engagements

"@andrewgetz pure htmlcss since the bot is written in python i just spin http.server and call it a day"
X Link 2026-02-15T07:04Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@bubbling_creek i don't like the "bet on world events" or "bet on bad things happening" side of polymarket. feels very dystopian [--] me. but i'm somewhat ok with the "gamble on markets" route. hence why my bot only trades these ive never used polymarket before this feature was added"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:04Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"OH MY GOD this is such a huge milestone thanks for [-----] followers on github"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:40Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"dont forget that promise you made to your younger self"
X Link 2024-06-18T06:29Z 17.9K followers, 39.9K engagements

"i write malware in rust"
X Link 2024-07-09T18:18Z 17.9K followers, 218.3K engagements

"man vanguard really isn't joking around anymore"
X Link 2025-10-12T12:39Z 17.9K followers, 643.7K engagements

"all i need is more compute for my brain i feel like i could do so much more if i could just compute more at a time / parallelize thought patterns more efficiently i yearn for the moment we achieve full duplex IO with the computer"
X Link 2026-02-07T09:00Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements

"you can now email me at celeste@linux.com"
X Link 2026-02-07T09:11Z 17.9K followers, 53.2K engagements

"tapping the sign. again JUST IN - Discord to globally require a bio-metric face scan or ID verification for full access next month to protect "teen safety." Verge https://t.co/5EYFwz5YCY JUST IN - Discord to globally require a bio-metric face scan or ID verification for full access next month to protect "teen safety." Verge https://t.co/5EYFwz5YCY"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:15Z 17.9K followers, 10.4K engagements

"when the service line so bad you have to abuse DTMF tones to reach an operator"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:58Z 17.9K followers, 47.6K engagements

"@manaptn i forgot that one file in /home before leaving the house can you ls for me please"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:44Z 17.9K followers, [---] engagements

"the watchers: how openai the US government and persona have been secretly running an identity surveillance system since nov [----]. researched by @vmfunc @MDLcsgo @DziurwaF https://vmfunc.re/blog/persona https://vmfunc.re/blog/persona"
X Link 2026-02-16T22:24Z 17.9K followers, 31.9K engagements

"this is getting too cyberpunk for my liking"
X Link 2024-12-06T20:33Z 17.8K followers, 188.8K engagements

""if youre not being gay on the computer then alan turing died for nothing""
X Link 2024-12-16T23:14Z 17.9K followers, 86.7K engagements

"excited to announce my new position"
X Link 2025-01-14T03:34Z 17.8K followers, 37K engagements

"you ever wake up and just"
X Link 2025-01-18T08:23Z 17.9K followers, 46.4K engagements

"man even the kernel has gambling ads now"
X Link 2025-01-29T23:05Z 17.9K followers, 85.7K engagements

"automate your entire house i promise its worth it"
X Link 2025-02-05T18:31Z 17.9K followers, 31.6K engagements

"@crypt0x_0 LMAOO"
X Link 2025-02-09T19:08Z 17.8K followers, 821.2K engagements

"linux got too mainstream can someone please make a new kernel now"
X Link 2025-03-01T02:17Z 17.9K followers, 258.7K engagements

"@0xluffy bro really said"
X Link 2025-04-17T10:59Z 17.5K followers, 11.6K engagements

"@hack_sparo this dude is never getting a job"
X Link 2025-07-01T01:24Z 17.9K followers, 28K engagements

"@miaaowing pattern recognition"
X Link 2025-08-05T18:00Z 17.8K followers, 30.7K engagements

"concrete proof that someone believed in destinations the city dreams and we climb through its neurons"
X Link 2025-09-14T15:17Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Somewhere Europe Fusion Camera [--] mm f1.78 0.1ev"
X Link 2025-09-14T15:19Z 17.3K followers, [---] engagements

"seattle washington. a broken love letter to somewhere that used to exist (thread) shot on fusion camera / all photos mine"
X Link 2025-09-14T15:33Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@deitakira anticheat sponsored by palantir took [----] years of developement"
X Link 2025-10-12T15:00Z 17.9K followers, 38.7K engagements

"i really love daily driving gentoo because i had time to take a train go to a restaurant take a train back home and qt is still compiling 🔥🔥🔥🔥"
X Link 2025-10-31T15:00Z 17.9K followers, 46.5K engagements

"new hair btw"
X Link 2026-01-18T06:48Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"was schizo rambling to my coworker so loudly during our flight that everyone on the right row turned around to listen as well i've never felt this embarrassed in my life before"
X Link 2026-01-23T08:12Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"guess my computer's backdoored by the NSA now amazing work guys"
X Link 2026-01-23T09:52Z 17.3K followers, 38.4K engagements

"the correct answer to "i hate america but all my friends are here" is just to bring all your friends to europe/china with you we started doing this (14 people flown away already) and now i don't even know if i want to stay bicoastal anymore i miss the us 💔 https://t.co/VbQZjP267k i miss the us 💔 https://t.co/VbQZjP267k"
X Link 2026-01-24T10:08Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"in [----] we are incorporating aristocracy into our corporate meetings fuck sf culture"
X Link 2026-01-28T16:55Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"bought a $1000 robot vacuum my life is complete now"
X Link 2026-01-30T09:20Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"you are living in the biggest MMORPG with [--] billion players no win condition access to almost every area of the map the ability to play any class and this isn't a sandbox to you"
X Link 2026-01-31T07:34Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"what unreal engine took away from us Video game graphics [--] years ago: https://t.co/kxlzQ7QoOC Video game graphics [--] years ago: https://t.co/kxlzQ7QoOC"
X Link 2026-01-31T10:04Z 17.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@Dispatch_Graph problem is nobody cares about optimization no more that applies outside of gaming had a discussion with a friend (who runs a [--] figure company) who's only vibecoding now nobody cares about filesize optimization or just stuff being cool anymore. its all about shipping nd profit"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:07Z 17.3K followers, [--] engagements

"there is literally NOTHING you cant do. you're just conditioned to think in limitations locking yourself in a cage built from outdated societal expectations and your own self-doubt. the key to unlocking it lies in embracing chaos as your closest ally reshaping it into a tool that carves out paths where none seemed to exist. break the locks harness the storm within you and let it propel you into realms of possibility that defy conventional wisdom. only then will you truly transcend limits. wear your ambition like a second skin act as if you are already where you want to be. the entirety of"
X Link 2024-05-22T21:48Z 17.9K followers, 153.4K engagements

"imagine you're building a lego castle and there's a secret tunnel (we call it a "vulnerability") that people can use to change things in your castle. in this case the castle is a github profile and the sneaky trick uses something called latex (it's like a special language for writing math stuff). here's how the trick works: normally latex is used to write cool math formulas. but we found a way to put in some special code that tells the profile to load something called css (which changes how things look like making your lego bricks shiny or colorful). when github sees the payload it tries to"
X Link 2024-06-08T04:23Z 17.9K followers, 21.6K engagements

"i need a gf i need a bf what you need is a terminal and a text editor"
X Link 2024-06-22T18:15Z 17.9K followers, 219.6K engagements

"I love @0xud2"
X Link 2024-07-06T02:03Z 17.9K followers, 65.9K engagements

"fuck computer science this counter strike shit is way better"
X Link 2024-08-18T14:01Z 17.9K followers, 727.2K engagements

"hello it's time for me to say goodbye to all of you for now at least. ive been talking to a few close friends about stepping away from here for a while. they know how much ive been struggling. ive shared how X used to be a distraction an escape from everything going on in my life a way to meet more likeminded people a way to make friends but now it feels like its just another source of stress. its not that i havent tried to keep up with things here but its become harder and harder. ive been feeling more isolated even when im surrounded by conversations and notifications. this space has been"
X Link 2024-09-19T22:53Z 17.9K followers, 26.4K engagements

"If youre 20-30 and your main circle isnt discussing: - reprogramming human consciousness - hacking the global banking network - starting a private nation-state - buying up DNMs for passive income - uploading consciousness for profit Then its time to find a new circle"
X Link 2024-11-14T00:42Z 17.9K followers, 89.1K engagements

"this is misleading. "backdoor" in chinese apps often refers to fallback communication channels. it's literally just backup networking code. you'll find similar in dji's sdk xiaomi apps etc. searching for scary-sounding strings security research. Hey @xiaohongshu what does this "backdoor" do in your @tiktok_us replacement app https://t.co/nywGv1hANq Hey @xiaohongshu what does this "backdoor" do in your @tiktok_us replacement app https://t.co/nywGv1hANq"
X Link 2025-01-15T08:10Z 17.9K followers, 120.7K engagements

"this is how modern day security researchers look like"
X Link 2025-01-16T06:51Z 17.9K followers, 33.8K engagements

"my boyfriend just bought the"
X Link 2025-01-17T00:48Z 17.9K followers, 144.9K engagements

"huge news for the phishing industry Introducing Same.dev Clone any website with pixel perfect accuracy One-shots Nike Apple TV Minecraft and more https://t.co/3U9YL1jtit Introducing Same.dev Clone any website with pixel perfect accuracy One-shots Nike Apple TV Minecraft and more https://t.co/3U9YL1jtit"
X Link 2025-03-15T03:32Z 17.9K followers, 39.8K engagements

"i have tried the linux kernel issue method and have received [--] messages so far can confirm this works 10/10 the kernel github repo is now a dating platform https://t.co/hb2G3Ic9JN the kernel github repo is now a dating platform https://t.co/hb2G3Ic9JN"
X Link 2025-09-19T19:47Z 17.9K followers, 46.3K engagements

"flew a girl out that i met on the linux github pull request thread a day ago can definitely confirm this method works i have tried the linux kernel issue method and have received [--] messages so far can confirm this works 10/10 https://t.co/AMytDsqU7h i have tried the linux kernel issue method and have received [--] messages so far can confirm this works 10/10 https://t.co/AMytDsqU7h"
X Link 2025-09-21T12:25Z 17.9K followers, 46.5K engagements

"thank you linus for hosting the greatest dating site of our generation. no tinder no hinge just pure raw linux kernel github pull request energy. i literally met someone in a comment chain and now we flew each other out. this was not supposed to be a forum but you accidentally created the horniest most chaotic queer matchmaker on earth. realism collapsed time complexity reduced from o(n) to o(1) estrogen saves lives and somehow your repository saves love lives too"
X Link 2025-09-21T16:42Z 17.9K followers, 156.2K engagements

"proud to say my github issue has been officially closed by linus himself 🗣🔥 thank you linus for hosting the greatest dating site of our generation. no tinder no hinge just pure raw linux kernel github pull request energy. i literally met someone in a comment chain and now we flew each other out. this was not supposed to be a forum but you accidentally https://t.co/ktCjEyKINh thank you linus for hosting the greatest dating site of our generation. no tinder no hinge just pure raw linux kernel github pull request energy. i literally met someone in a comment chain and now we flew each other"
X Link 2025-09-22T17:37Z 17.9K followers, 115.8K engagements

"is this decision coming from the PR on the linux repo i genuinely do not understand what could warrant a ban especially since if it is because of the PR then why am i the only person who gets suspended i am unable to appeal as it is not letting me log in on the form"
X Link 2025-10-14T12:52Z 17.9K followers, 44.6K engagements

"this has to be a joke @github log in to support page "account suspended please contact support" redirect me to the support log-in page if you are not letting me log in to the support page then how am i supposed to contact you guys hello @github why did my account get suspended i have been using github for years and have never done anything that goes against the TOS on this platform a lot of very sensitive repos are on my account and there is no way i can even log in to back them up. https://t.co/wyGEj5dGro hello @github why did my account get suspended i have been using github for years and"
X Link 2025-10-14T13:01Z 17.9K followers, 23.2K engagements

"to be completely honest even if i get access to my account back / get an archive i will most likely stop using github forever and use codeberg or my own git server. i do not feel okay with a company being able to lock me away from [--] years worth of work for a single gay joke"
X Link 2025-10-14T13:58Z 17.9K followers, 14.5K engagements

"omg people weren't lying i bought factorio [--] hours ago and it's [--] am now"
X Link 2025-10-17T02:57Z 17.9K followers, 380.3K engagements

"i was tired of forgetting all [--] [---] [---] [---] ip addresses so i put them all on a website everyipaddress dot com"
X Link 2025-10-20T17:15Z 17.9K followers, 81.6K engagements

"we are hiring interns :) if you're chronically online and unemployed you might fit the position. feel free to reach out looking for interns if you are unemployed and chronically online pls dm me looking for interns if you are unemployed and chronically online pls dm me"
X Link 2025-10-27T14:19Z 17.9K followers, 532K engagements

"@uwu_underground and i'll kill myself before i buy a fortigate"
X Link 2026-01-29T16:17Z 17.9K followers, [---] engagements

"autism fridge"
X Link 2024-09-02T07:10Z 17.9K followers, 47.6K engagements

"im getting married"
X Link 2024-12-08T18:34Z 17.9K followers, 30.4K engagements

"BSD Lunix Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix" which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker responsible for writing many hacker programs such as "telnet" which is used"
X Link 2025-10-29T09:45Z 17.9K followers, 49.3K engagements

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