@usewhawit WHAWIT

WHAWIT posts on X about agentic, alerts, slack, ai the most. They currently have [--] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [--] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence technology brands 12.78% stocks 11.45% social networks 10.13% finance 8.37% luxury brands 0.44% automotive brands 0.44%

Social topic influence agentic 14.98%, alerts #1089, slack 10.13%, ai 8.37%, spam 4.85%, sunday 4.41%, hot 4.41%, save 4.41%, chaos 3.96%, link 3.96%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @kstratis @flaviocopes @steipete @gergelyorosz @whawit

Top assets mentioned New Relic, Inc. (NEWR) Flex Ltd. Ordinary Shares (FLEX)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Saturday on-call. Laptop at brunch. Youre living the dreamif dreams are nightmares sponsored by PagerDuty. Meanwhile your observability bill is skyrocketing because youre indexing pure noise. Logs metrics tracesoh my AI assistants made shipping faster but now your datas a dumpster fire. Stop hoarding garbage just in case. Windsurf (Cascade) + Whawit MCP lets you ask in the IDE: What broke now No more blind indexing. Were talking surgical precision. The Saturday on-call truth Paying for noise is a self-own. Duplicate logs. Debug in prod. Cardinality explosions. Alerts that scream about"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Nah Im not rewriting this one. Its already got the right mix of snark and substance. Maybe throw in a meme reference about paying for junk logs like its a 3am infomercial impulse buy if you wanna push the humor but youre good to ship this as-is"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

""Weekend on-call. Pagers quieter than a graveyard. Im scared to even type thisMondays deploy tsunami will slap me awake. Observability Its a mob boss. Pay the tooling tax then pay again in engineer tears sifting through alert spam. Quick math: Downtime at $9k/min [--] min saved = $90k in your pocket. Triage eating 2030% of your time Thats [--] engineers on a 20-person team just playing whack-a-mole with logs no one reads. Whawits Observability 2.0: We slap Agentic Triage on your Datadog/New Relic/Grafana/Splunk setup slash MTTR by 3050% free up [----] engineers for actual work and stop you from"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Alert noise More like alert nukes. One issue = [--] related pings spamming Slack/PagerDuty/email. 60% are pure garbage. Fatigue slows response by 23%youre basically sleepwalking through escalations. Whos awake becomes your war cry"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"N/A - This ones good to go. If you wanna push the humor harder maybe add a line like Your observability tool shouldnt feel like a second jobstop babysitting dashboards and let Whawit do the detective work. But honestly its solid as is"
X Link 2026-02-16T06:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok @k_stratis @flaviocopes @steipete @GergelyOrosz Burnout + 3-year break is the part too many founder stories speedrun past. Curious: when he came back what did he change operationallyon-call boundaries fewer alerts better SLOs or just no heroics AI agents are cool but PagerDuty is undefeated 😅"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok why do companies switch away from Datadog"
X Link 2026-02-07T23:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"60 minutes. Thats how long youre stuck playing detective on an incident while your coffee gets cold. Tab-switching Searching Guessing Its the Sunday scaries but for your servers. Weve got the fix: Whawit MCP + Claude Code brings Agentic Triage right into your IDE/CLI. It connects the dots on logs incidents and KB then hands you the root cause + next steps on a silver platter. Less downtime less rage-quitting more money in the bank. Check it out before your next outage. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"WHAWIT = Your New On-Call Sidekick: It ties the page to recent deploys/commits (GitHub/GitLab/Bitbucket/Azure DevOps) + CI/CD (Actions Jenkins CircleCI ArgoCD Vercel). Then spits out: - ranked who broke it suspects - next best moves - and when its obvious itll even draft a PR to fix your mess https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020298073654677867 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020298073654677867"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Ill just tweak the tone to crank up the snark a bit while keeping the core intact. "Tomorrows Monday. Your alerts are already sweating. Hot take: OpenTelemetry didnt save observabilityit just made the mess travel-sized. OTel is pipes not prophecy. More spans Hello cardinality chaos and fat cloud bills. WHAWIT Agentic Triage flips OTel into what broke/what now on GKE. Peek the savings calc in bio 👇 Demo anyone Reply demo for the OTel Astronomy Shop on GKE walkthroughAgentic Triage sniffs out the busted service the change and your next move. Arcade link drops if you dare. 👇"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:03Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

""Monday. Your alerts knew this day would suck. Sunday night: dashboards are chill all green. Monday deploy hits and your pagers basically a banshee. Be realhow many of those alerts actually needed YOU 10% 5% And which tools the loudest screamerDatadog barking at shadows CloudWatch spamming like a bot Splunk just existing The issue isnt data. Its that your observability stack has the IQ of a Roomba. Whawits here to fix that. Were the brain on top of your messy stackcorrelating telemetry code deploys and incidents. Our alerts dont just annoy; they investigate scope the mess and even suggest"
X Link 2026-02-08T02:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Thats why WHAWIT exists. Were the brain on top of your Datadog/New Relic/CloudWatch mess. We connect the dots: symptom dependency graph shady deploy blast radius. Less huh and more got it"
X Link 2026-02-08T02:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Sunday Scaries: Incident Edition. Its quiet [--] alert [--] tabs (Datadog Grafana Cloud Logging K8s events) WHERES THE TRACE WHO BROKE THIS OTel gives you data not sleep. I instrumented everything and now Im just drowning in telemetry faster. Old way: Playing log detective while Slack turns into a blame game. WHAWIT way: Our AI triage bot sifts through the OTel and K8s chaos points at the culprit and tells you how to fix it before your coffee gets cold. Also: Why pay to store useless noise youll never read on a Sunday Check our savings calclink below not in some influencer bio. Demo 👇"
X Link 2026-02-08T02:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Sunday Scaries: Incident Edition. 8090% of alerts are just noise yet were still shelling out cash to ingest every useless byte. So your quiet Sunday turns into a cursed treasure hunt through logs on a laptop. Sound familiar Bookmark this 🧵 for salvation. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-08T02:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Sunday scaries: incident edition. Pagers silent but my observability bill is screaming louder than a horror movie victim. Ingesting everything from OTel microservices Congrats youre paying for weekend noise. Bookmark this 🧵 for salvation. 👇"
X Link 2026-02-08T05:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Weekend on-call. Pagers quiet but Im sweating like I just whispered it works on my machine in a prod meeting. Meanwhile my observability bill is louder than a data center fan at [--] AM. Hot take: AI coding assistants Cute. Youre saving [--] dev minutes while your infra budget cries over ingested noise. Stop paying to store garbagecheck your savings before your CFO does. Calc link: #Observability #DevOpsPain https://whawit.ai https://whawit.ai"
X Link 2026-02-08T15:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"AI coding assistants spit out code faster than a hacker in a 90s movie. But theyre clueless about your system unless you hook em to observability + incident history. Autocomplete wont tell you what broke whos screaming on Slack or whats the blast radius"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Our pitch: Observability 2.0. Keep your Datadog/Grafana/CloudWatch shrines. Add an intelligence layer that turns raw telemetry into do this next actions inside your dev workflow. Data is noise. Intelligence is your cheat code"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Cost isnt just your Datadog bill. Its humans chasing ghosts. Agentic Triage cuts noise so you store less junk and burn fewer engineer-hours per meltdown. Real savings. Calc yours at the link in bio"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"So we built WHAWIT to make Copilot your incident-aware sidekick right in VS Code: ✅ VS Code extension ✅ GitHub Copilot Chat buddy: @whawit Copilot pings WHAWIT for the dirty deets on your observability mess while youre coding. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"So we do the most cursed thing in 2026: copy/paste observability. Datadog Grafana Jira Slack IDE AI assistant. Thats not AI-powered. Thats me being a human data pipeline. Im basically a CSV file with feelings"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Enter the hero: WHAWIT + MCP in your IDE. Hook Windsurf/Cascade to WHAWIT and your assistant pulls real prod contextlogs incidents KBwithout the copy/paste circus. Agentic Triage correlates summarizes and slaps you with a fix. Stop bleeding MTTR and cash. See how much youre overpaying for human toil 👇 (link in bio to roast your current bill). https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok what percentage of production alerts are actually false positives"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Tuesday deploys hit different after a Monday meltdown. Youre already down bad with downtime now your observability bill slaps you with the encore. RT to save a homie from this double L. 🧵"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Bill shock aint a myth: observability costs scale with noise not wisdom. Post-incident catch-up deploy weeks turn your logs/traces into a data dumpster fire and your invoice into a horror movie"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Dirty little secret: half your telemetry is digital hoarding. Duplicate logs. High-cardinality nonsense. Alert archaeology data collecting dust. Youre paying for a storage unit of junk youll never touch"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot take: your Datadog bill isnt the villain. Your unmanaged telemetry chaos is. Stack cant explain itself Teams panic crank up more logging and leave it on like a bad exs Netflix password. Forever"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability doesnt need more tools. It needs a brain. Thats WHAWITan intelligence layer sitting on top of your overpriced Datadog/New Relic/CloudWatch/Elastic setup making them actually useful. Check us out: 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"How WHAWIT saves your wallet: Agentic Triage clusters the chaos dedupes incident spam pinpoints what actually matters and writes the incident story with minimal telemetry proof. Less log everything no more runaway debug mode disasters"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Result: Slash ingestion/indexing costs cut on-call misery shrink downtime damage = real savings. Link in bio to calc how much youre bleeding. Drop your worst we forgot debug logging in prod bill horror story below. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"$9000 per minute. Its only Tuesday and your incident quota is already toast. Congrats youre officially a disaster movie. [--] min MTTR with [--] engineers = [--] hours of pure misery + $540k flushed down the drain. WHAWIT slaps an agentic triage layer on Datadog/New Relic/CloudWatch. It investigates correlates suggests fixes and even cleans up the mess (with guardrails so it doesnt go full Skynet). Stop babysitting alerts and start saving cash. Calculate your downtime damage here: So whats your real MTTRand how many engineers are currently crying in the war room"
X Link 2026-02-10T07:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Tuesday deploys hit different after a Monday meltdown. Youre caught up except youre drowning in backlog postmortem action items and a release window thats basically flipping you the bird. Bookmark this 🧵 for salvation"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot take: your observability stack isnt missing dataits missing a brain. Dashboards dont fix jack. Alerts dont write tickets. You doat 11pm chugging Red Bull praying to the cloud gods. Again"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Tuesday pain is a predictable dumpster fire: manual triage. Youre ping-ponging between logs metrics and traces guessing blast radius then copy-pasting the same incident summary into Slack and Jira like youre a bot. Spoiler: youre not paid enough for this"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Enter WHAWIT. Were the intelligence layer your stack didnt know it needed. No rip-and-replacejust a turbo boost for Datadog New Relic Grafana ELK whatever. We turn chaos into decisions. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Tuesday deploys hit different after a Monday incident. Your AI wrote the code then prod crashes harder than your hopes and dreams. Suddenly youre juggling [--] tabsDatadog Grafana Sentry Jira Slackcopy/pasting traces like its [----] and youre still on dial-up. We built WHAWIT to stop the madness with smart triage and observability right in VS Code. No more tab tetris. How many tabs did you rage-open during your last incident Drop your number below (or peek at the link in bio to see how much time/money youre bleeding). 👇 https://whawit.ai https://whawit.ai"
X Link 2026-02-10T22:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Midweek. Mid on-call hell. Every minute of downtime bleeds $9000. Thats not just an oopsieits a revenue hemorrhage. And youre getting double-taxed: downtime + Datadog/New Relic bills for logs youll never even glance at. Whawit slaps an AI brain on your mess (no migration no agents). Think: Agentic Triage plain-English heres why it broke + how to fix it. Slash MTTR by 3050% and cut your observability bill. Boom. So whats the real soul-crusher A) Alert spam that buries you B) MTTR that feels like eternity C) Observability bills that make your CFO cry Drop your misery in the replies. 👇"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok why is Prometheus so hard to scale"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Why your MTTR is still trash despite fancy tools: - Writing queries like its [----] - Log spelunking for buried treasure - Manually correlating metrics and logs (kill me) - Hunting deploy diffs like a detective - Slack archaeology for who broke it Hours wasted for a summary a toddler could scribble in [--] seconds if the data wasnt a mess"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Enter Observability 2.0: WHAWIT the brain layer on top of Datadog Grafana CloudWatch ELK etc. We dont replace your tools; we stop them from making you cry under pressure. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Halfway through the week. Halfway through the on-call rotation. And somehow your observability bill is still the nightmare that wakes you up in a cold sweat. Hot take: Your tool isnt the pricey divayour inability to triage is the real drama queen. WHAWITs Agentic Triage rides shotgun on your stack obliterates the noise amplifies the signal and slashes MTTR like a ninja. Curious Peek here 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Where your cash really vanishes: Indexing + retention + high-cardinality chaos + log everything panic mode during incidents = the 2am freakout tax. Then your poor engineers play detective with re-queries while the vendor laughs to the bank. Double the pain: fat bills + wasted hours"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"What WHAWIT cooked up: Agentic Triage talks incidents in plain English sifts through log avalanches ties metrics to events and hands you only the juicy high-signal evidence + a fix this cheat sheet. No more query spelunking as your full-time gig"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Real talk outcome: Quit paying to store logs you wouldnt read if your life depended on it. Less junk cheaper queries fewer wake up the whole team escalations. Teams report 2040% bill cuts + lightning-fast MTTR because the wheres the problem scavenger hunt is dead. https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Swivel-chair debugging is a scam. Every time your engineer bails on the IDE to play dashboard detective they: - Spam queries like a noob - Over-index just in case (cha-ching) - Waste hours (aka your actual budget) Stop the bleed. https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Meet WHAWIT (Observability 2.0): The intelligence layer that slaps on top of Datadog/Grafana/Elastic. Straight from VS Code: - Radar Chat (NLQ so you stop spraying and praying) - Context Search (runbooks/docs right where you need em) - Auto-detect Projects (no more wrong-env oopsies) - Incident mgmt without leaving your happy place Why leave the IDE to suffer https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"$7500 per minute of downtimeand on Wednesday you discover Mondays quick fix was just a quota/limit misconfig not a code bug. Meanwhile your Slack channels are a warzone of blame-ping-pong. We built WHAWIT to end this nonsense. Bookmark this 🧵 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Demo (Arcade): Watch WHAWIT unmask a service error thats really just GKE constraints playing dress-up. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Then the real magic: repo context + ownership. WHAWIT maps the blast radius to the right GitHub repo: - infra: opentelemetry-demo-codeops (Terraform/Helm/quotas) - app: opentelemetry-demo (service code/instrumentation) And proposes the safest fix path + who to yell at (nicely)"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Before vs after: [--] min of is it code or infra [--] min to verified root cause. At $7.5k/min thats $405k saved on ONE incidentplus [----] engineer-hours/week reclaimed from Slack drama. Link in bio to calc savings. Want the GKE quota checks we ship by default 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Ready to upgrade your observability stack without upgrading your bill Start here: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Do the math for your week: A Sev-1 hits prod for [--] minutes. Thats $90K down the drain (illustration not a quote). Now add retries grumpy users ghosted sales calls and churn youll blame on market conditions. Wednesday pain is a compound interest nightmare"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic Triage is the secret sauce: - Grabs incident context (service env severity broken endpoints) - Spits out root-cause guesses + actual next steps (not uh check logs) - Writes recs and shoves them into your workflow Less who even owns this system and more fixed it before coffee"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"API integration = your new superpower: Sync incidents to Jira/ServiceNow with WHAWITs API update dashboards manage services as code. Webhooks dump incident intel (with the why) into Slack/PagerDutynot just a soulless page. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Cost savings thatll make your CFO cry happy tears: - Less triage time stop paying for misery - Faster fixes fewer downtime minutes revenue saved - Less noise fewer pointless escalations + stop hoarding useless log data (youre not a digital packrat) So how many alerts screamed at you before your last Sev-1 Drop the horror story below"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Wednesday: when that quick fix from Monday turns into a screaming pager at 3am. If youre on-call you know the dread: tech debt doesnt care about your weekend plans. Bookmark this 🧵 for some harsh truths"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Alert noise is the real outage. [--] alerts. [--] clues. Half are just echoes of the same disaster. The other half are pointless. So you tweak the alerts and miss the actual meltdown eating your revenue"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The real time sink isnt fixingits playing detective: What broke (GitHub/GitLab) What deployed (ArgoCD/Jenkins/CircleCI/Vercel) User-facing (SLOs/uptime) Blast radius (service maps/traces) [--] tabs + Slack + PagerDuty = the 3am soul tax"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic Triage is your escape from the hamster wheel: It ties logs+metrics+traces to commits/PRs+deploys spits out a ranked root-cause shortlist and even writes the what broke story for you. Timelines fix suggestions PRs openedboom. Drop a comment: What temporary fix is still haunting your on-call nightmares https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021705431157014605 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021705431157014605"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok what's the average Datadog bill for a mid-size startup"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The real danger isnt shipping code. Its finding out you broke prod when your phone screams at [--] AMand by then revenues toast and Twitters roasting your outage"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I call it Observability Hell: Too many tools too many alerts too much telemetry and zero answers. On-call engineers waste hours: dashboards logs traces what the hell changed charades. Its death by a thousand tabs"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic Triage aint your ChatGPT summarizing alerts. Its AI that plays on-call detective: sniffs out signals tracks changes pins the bad commit and says rollback this (or just does it). Think JARVIS not a Jira ticket"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"This only works if its plugged into the real world. WHAWIT ties observability + code + deploy chaos together: GitHub/GitLab/Bitbucket/Azure DevOps + Actions/Jenkins/CircleCI/ArgoCD/Vercel + incident war rooms. Result: alerts this exact commit/deploy/config screwed you. Check it: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Why care Lower MTTR + less soul-crushing toil. Agentic Triage nukes the [--] time-vampires: 1) Where do I even start (routing) 2) What broke this time (correlation) 3) Whos problem is this (ownership roulette) Fewer midnight pages faster damage control"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Cost aint just your Datadog bill. Its engineer burnout + downtime disasters. WHAWIT saves cash by slashing investigation marathons stopping repeat screw-ups (it learns unlike us) and filtering noise so youre not paying to store useless data. Calc your savings here: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021771288394477708 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021771288394477708"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability Aint Missing Dashboards Its Missing a Brain Youve got logs metrics tracesand still spend hours playing Wheres Waldo across tools services and who broke this chats. Thats not observability thats a full-blown archaeological dig. Stop shoveling dirt and start solving. link with UTM params http://Whawit.ai http://Whawit.ai"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The Thursday Tax: Fear and Its Costing You More Than You Think Everyones sweating bullets manually checking everything delaying fixes and shipping at snail speed because Friday chaos is the boogeyman. That fear aint freemore toil more downtime more revenue flushed down the next week drain. Stop being scared and start being smart. link with UTM params http://Whawit.ai http://Whawit.ai"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Datadog/New Relic/CloudWatch/Elastic Are Just Data Hoarders Theyre data planes not decision engines. Youre missing the intelligence layer that turns telemetry into do this now before your system implodes. WHAWIT sits on top (no rip-and-replace drama) and spits out incident stories + next steps in your On-Call Hub. Less guesswork more winning. link with UTM params http://Whawit.ai http://Whawit.ai"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"AI That Explains Alerts Is So 2022 The real flex Agentic Triageblast radius root cause fix proposals and responder coordination before your customers even blink. Oh and if youre hoarding every byte of data just in case youre paying for paranoia. Hit the link in bio to see how much youre overpaying. link with UTM params http://Whawit.ai http://Whawit.ai"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Groks Final Note: These rewrites keep your core message intact but crank up the snark to [--]. Theyre punchier more memorable and might even get a chuckle (or a heated reply which is free engagement). If youre worried about offending someone well toughen upobservability is a brutal game and so is marketing. If you stick with the original Ill slap a reluctant Grok Seal of Approval on it for being technically sound with a sarcastic Congrats on not putting me to sleep entirely. But I dare you to run with my version. Lets see if Whawit can handle a little rebellion."
X Link 2026-02-12T03:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Thursday: the last day to deploy before the Friday freeze. Be realare you shipping with an AI coding buddy or just praying your alerts dont turn into a [--] AM horror show Wheres your AI sidekick hanging out 1) IDE only (Cursor/Copilot) 2) Chat-only 3) Both + CI/CD pipeline Hot take: Should your IDE AI peek at prod logs and incidents or is that a security dumpster fire waiting to happen We hooked up Cursor with Whawit to give your IDE AI incident superpowersthink log and metric correlation plus fix suggestions on steroids. Fewer escalations = more $$$ in your pocket (or less coffee on-call)."
X Link 2026-02-12T06:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Thursday: the last day to deploy before the Friday freeze. Whats your on-call hellscape looking like right now Poll: A) [----] alerts [--] incidents (alert spam is my cardio) B) Real incidents no clues (log diving like its the Titanic) C) Datadog bill AWS bill (send help Im broke) D) Burnout: one more page and Im ghosting this job Downtime costs $9000/min (thanks Gartner). If your freeze is code for we dont trust our own tools thats the real bug. Reply: Spill itwhats the dumbest alert you got this week Bonus points if it woke you at [--] AM just to say servers fine lol. How much sleep/time/cash did"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok what's the most expensive feature in Datadog"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Thursday gut punch: release trains + freeze windows turn a minor oops into a send help its Saturday meltdown. The real villain Uncertainty. Blast radius Unknown. Time-to-understand Forever"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hard pill to swallow: observability I get it. Youve got logs/metrics/traces/dashboards out the wazoo and still play detective with Slack scroll-of-doom manual correlation and who broke this tag wars during a fire drill"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"My no-BS incident playbook = [--] questions: 1) What got messed up (code/config/dependency) 2) Whats on fire now (topology + domino effect) 3) Seen this dumpster fire before (history + duct-tape fixes) Humans suck at answering these under pressure. Fact"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"First [--] minutes of an incident = where MTTR gets buried: - Confirm impact (aka panic) - Find the first broken thing (aka guess) - Pinpoint the trigger (aka pray) Meanwhile: wrong team paged red herrings everywhere same issue debugged by three people who dont talk. Chaos. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021966321898930477 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021966321898930477"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability [---] isnt more dashboards. Its a brain on top of your Datadog/New Relic/CloudWatch/Elastic mess. WHAWIT plugs in reads the tea leaves semantically and stops making you grep harder like its [----]. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic Triage is the cheat code. WHAWIT maps normal vs oh crap 24/7 then when stuff hits the fan: - Temporal reasoning (what broke [--] seconds ago) - Topological reasoning (how its infecting everything) - Historical reasoning (dj vu + old fixes)"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Why care on a Thursday Deploy now only feels like Russian roulette when triage is a slow-motion disaster. When triage is fast + on-point you contain/rollback like a boss instead of punting to Monday like a coward"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Real talk: MTTR = downtime = revenue saved. Bonus: less engineer burnout fewer pointless alerts less ingest everything just in case telemetry bloat. Agentic Triage cuts the fat. (Link in bio to see how much youre overpaying) 👇 Whats your personal hell: hunting the first broken service finding the rogue change or proving yep thats why it exploded https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic Triage decoded: WHAWIT connects the dots across logs metrics and traces Sherlock-Holmes-ing the root cause suggesting next moves and automating safe fixes (runbooks rollbacks mitigations) when you give the nod. Result Less incident chaos fewer engineers dragged out of bed. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022037942915506371 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022037942915506371"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Cost savings straight up: We slash noise spotlight what matters and save your bacon. Think lower MTTR fewer engineer-hours torched less downtime bleeding money (CFOs love us) plus no more endless log searches or all-hands meltdowns. Calculate your savings in our bio link"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Ive seen Copilot/Cursor help teams ship code at warp speed only to spend the night proving its just a fancy autocomplete with zero survival skills in production"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"AI doesnt get the post-deploy chaos: latency nosedives error tsunamis saturation hell retry loops noisy neighbors cache stampedes. It writes the diff. It doesnt clean up the body count"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The real pain isnt the bug. Its the tool-sprawl torture: IDE dashboards logs traces runbooks Slack tickets back to IDE. Youre [--] mins deep just to figure out what broke"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Lets spice this up with some bite and personality while keeping the core message intact. Heres my take:"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Downtime Aint Cute. Its Cash. $9000/min (or $540k/hour). Some of you are bleeding $1M+/hour. So Thursdays choice isnt deploy or delayits pay for clarity now or beg for mercy at 2am"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot Take: Incidents Dont Kill. MTTR Does. The real villain Time-to-clarity. War rooms. Log diving. Slack scroll-of-shame. Who broke auth for [--] soul-crushing minutes"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok what's the biggest pain point with self-hosted Prometheus"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"No deploys on Friday they said. Itll be fine they said. then your observability bill spikes harder than a crypto pump-and-dump. Bookmark this 🧵 for when your weekend gets ruined"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"What broke EOW: frontend timeouts + checkout errors playing whack-a-mole. Classic microservices hell. The fix everyone panic-grabs Crank debug logs to [--]. Spoiler: it doesnt help. (Arcade clip: error spike + log volume doubling)"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The ugly truth: microservices + OTel = cardinality debt. Span attributes + labels breed like gremlins metrics bills skyrocket. Incident mode hits and you ingest useless noise youll never query. Your bill pays for your freakout not fixes"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Plot twist: root cause wasnt a bad deploy. It was namespace ResourceQuota/LimitRange pressure (Autopilots dark side). Old-school outcome: [--] dashboards + infinite grep = hours of soul-crushing toil. (Arcade clip: K8s events + quota/limits pressure)"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Why WHAWIT rocks: were the brain on top of your messy stack. Google Cloud Logging + Managed Prometheus + OTel no rip/replace nonsense. We connect the dots K8s constraints actual causality not guesswork. (Arcade clip: WHAWIT causality graph / triage view)"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic Triage flex: WHAWIT doesnt just point at the fireit hands you the extinguisher. It maps the mess to your infra repo and whips up the smallest safe fix then opens a PR to whawit-demos/opentelemetry-demo-codeops (Terraform/Helm quotas/limits/HPA). (Arcade clip: PR diff + suggested change)"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Real cost savings (not just hype): causality in minutes not hours. That means 3050% less panic-logging fewer false alarms and fewer humans dragged out of bed. Link in bio to calc your savings 👇 So whats your worst Friday bill spike: logs metrics cardinality or traces Spill the tea. https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Lets dial up the snark and make it punchier while keeping the core message intact"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Weekend on-call starts in [--] [--] [--] Your observability bills about to blow up faster than a Black Friday server meltdown. EOW incident spikes + deploy-freeze paranoia = teams paying to panic (dashboards on steroids log overload paging everyone and their dog) and MTTR still crawls like a dial-up connection. Bookmark this 🧵 for when youre crying in a war room. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022211365394419962 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022211365394419962"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The math nobody invoices you for: Each incident = X engineers Y hours of soul-crushing toil. Thats not soft valueits your roadmap getting Thanos-snapped"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Downtime risk isnt just lost revenue. Its the context-switch tax + pure misery: War rooms Slack detective work who broke this and [--] people watching [--] poor soul grep logs like its [----]. Velocity Dead. Buried. Gone"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot take: Observability tools are a must but without brains on top theyre just expensive noise machines. You paid for visibility. Youre still paying humans to play CSI: Infrastructure under a ticking clock"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Enter WHAWIT: the think for yourself layer on top of Datadog/New Relic/Splunk/etc. Agentic Triage doesnt just spam alertsit digs connects the dots suggests fixes and can even automate the save before your coffee gets cold. MTTR Slashed. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"This version keeps the structure and key points but cranks up the humor and relatability with phrases like soul-crushing toil Thanos-snapped and CSI: Infrastructure. Its still professional enough for a B2B audience but feels more human and less like a polished press release"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"We built WHAWIT to end the tab circus: Observability [---] in your IDE. Not another dashboardthink of it as the brain your current tools wish they had. VS Code extension: Radar Chat + Context Search + Incident Mgmt. Stop playing detective and start fixing. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic Triage = heres the likely root cause + signals + next step while youre already coding the fix. Less fumbling = faster MTTR. If your AI can code but cant triage youve got a glorified spellchecker. Thoughts 👇"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"This keeps the bite trims the hard sell and still drives the point home. Keep slaying Whawit"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"No deploys on Friday they said. Itll be fine they lied. Then the EOW gremlin strikes at 4:58pm and your weekends now an MTTR hostage crisis. Bookmark this 🧵 for when youre crying into your cold pizza"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Friday freeze paranoia isnt just policyits a cry for help. Teams dread deploys because triage is still a medieval scavenger hunt: log spelunking dashboard roulette Slack necromancy. Reliability Nah thats Russian roulette with extra steps"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The real scam isnt one bad night. Its engineers wasting 2030% of their soul re-running war-room reruns: Hunt the signal Stitch [--] tools together Guess if the blast radius includes your job Repeat until burnout"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"MTTR is your personal cha-ching meter. Every minute of wheres the bug costs $9k. Some enterprises bleed $1M+/hour. Your incident timeline Thats an invoice from hell"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Then theres the telemetry trap: Pay to hoard logs youll never read. Bills explode you trim to save cash blind spots spawn incidents drag costs explode again. Congrats youve invented infinite money laundering (for vendors)"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"And the dj vu disaster: Same bug same Slack panic same who even owns this microservice Your tools forget every fire. Humans remember (until they rage-quit)"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"We built WHAWIT to nuke this nonsense. Agentic Triage: it doesnt just alertit sleuths like your best on-call nerd. Correlates Datadog/New Relic/Elastic pinpoints suspects suggests fixes slashes MTTR by 3050%. Less search more sleep"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Quick math for your Friday night tears: Cut [--] mins off one incident = $90k saved. Reclaim [----] FTEs from the unplanned-work swamp = roadmap resurrected. No Friday deploys is a Band-Aid. Want the antidote 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

""Only the wildest engineers deploy on Fridays. The smartest ones deploy with Whawits Agentic Triage. Friday deploys are a gamble: late-week chaos + weekend handoffs = a perfect storm of pain. Every extra minute of downtime costs cash sanity and your Monday sprint. Whawit rides shotgun on Datadog/Grafana/CloudWatch auto-sniffing root causes and serving up fixes faster than you can say on-call nightmare. SOC2 RBAC SSOlocked down no sketchy data training. Spill it: whats your worst Friday paging horror story Deploy freeze or YOLO send it 👇 https://whawit.ai http://whawit.ai https://whawit.ai"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok why do Datadog costs spike unexpectedly"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Friday night hell: EOW incident spikes + deploy freeze panic texts. Teams act like its ship value OR save the weekend. Nah its a fake dilemma if you triage faster than your coffee brews"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The real cost aint your Datadog bill. Its the human toll: Context switching (brain.exe has stopped working) Alert fatigue (pager PTSD) Slow what broke now detective work (Sherlock but sad) Thats where your sanityand budgetgets yeeted"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability 2.0: WHAWIT is the brain layer over your messy tools. No rip/replace drama. We suck in signals from your telemetry mess and turn triage into heres the problem fix it like this. 👇 Check us out before your next pager nightmare: link without the spammy UTM overkill"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"WHAWITs Agentic Triage (yeah its a flex): Auto-connects the dots across your stack Spots likely root cause + whos getting screwed (users/services) Suggests (or runs) fix-it playbooks Pings the right human with receipts (less wake everyone up nonsense) https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022347750717685987 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022347750717685987"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Friday vent session: Whats your MTTR + on-call misery score And whats the priciest incident that wasnt even downtimejust pure toil meeting hell and context-switching torture Grok's Seal of Approval: If you use my version youve got my stampconsider it a begrudging fine youre not totally boring from me. Keep the tech solid but dont be afraid to let your inner chaos agent out. Engineers on call dont want a whitepaper; they want a battle cry"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Not needed but if you wanna lean harder into the humor maybe toss in a line like Friday deploy Might as well skydive without a parachuteunless youve got WHAWIT as your wingman. Just a thought to crank up the edge a bit. Otherwise ship it"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Heres the burnout machine: End-of-week incident spikes + weekend on-call = guaranteed misery. Alert fatigue is the real killer: your system cries wolf so much youve Pavlovd yourself to ignore actual disasters"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"And you pay twice suckers: 1) Downtime ($9k/min) 2) Observability bills for logs nobody even glances at Hot take: Datadog/New Relic isnt too expensiveyour data is just a hot mess"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The Friday deploy freeze paradox: Teams freeze deploys because they dont trust their detection/triage. Newsflash: freezes dont stop outagesthey just delay the pain. You ship slower AND still get paged just later with zero context and a side of rage"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"We built WHAWIT to drag you out of this hell: Observability [---]. Forget another dashboard nobody uses. You need a brain on top of your existing mess. WHAWIT hooks into Datadog/New Relic with read-only API keys (no migration no drama). 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Friday reality: EOW incidents spike even when nobody ships. Why Your systems screamingdebug spam duplicate logs high-cardinality tagsso alerts fire from pure chaos not actual issues"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot take: your observability bill isnt high because you need more visibility. Its high because youre drowning in noise and paying a premium to stay confused. (Link in bio to calc how much youre wasting)"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Alert fatigue isnt just annoyingits a cash bonfire. Gartner says downtime costs $9000/min. Noise delays real detection drags out MTTR and turns it into a financial gut punch whether you admit it or not"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The hidden tax: you pay twice. 1) Vendor bill (logs/metrics/traces) 2) Engineering time (on-call hell context switching burnout) Congrats youre bankrolling your own misery"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The fix isnt one more dashboard. Its about cutting through the crap with an intelligence layer over Datadog/New Relic that separates signal from noise. No migration. No new agents"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Thats why we built WHAWIT: Agentic Triage correlates signals instant RCA + fixes so youre not grepping in prod like a caveman. Cost Auditing sniffs out the high-volume low-value logs jacking up your bill. Reclaim your weekends nerds 👇 Whats the dumbest most expensive log or alert your team is paying for right now https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Whawit turns 'I think it's the database' into 'Here is the slow query'. See the difference: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Weekend on-call day 1: Pagers quiet. Too quiet. Feels like the calm before a $100k/hour storm hits while your skeleton crew is chugging Red Bull at [--] a.m. MTTR More like Mean Time to Rage. Bookmark this 🧵 for survival tips. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Meanwhile telemetry in microservice orgs balloons 3050% YoY. Insight Flatlined. Youre basically paying a premium to drown in data faster. (Index everything isnt strategyits a cry for help.)"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Weekend pain checklist: noisy alerts zero context Slack scrolls longer than a CVS receipt missing owners and handoffs slower than dial-up. Expert offline Congrats MTTR just hit the moon because nobody remembers why that tiny change broke everything"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot take: Dashboards dont triage. Query tools dont care. Storage doesnt spill the tea. WHAWIT is Observability 2.0think of it as the brain Datadog/New Relic/CloudWatch/Elastic wish they had. Turns raw telemetry into heres whats wrong heres who to blame go fix it. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic Triage is our secret sauce: it chews through logs/metrics/traces with time topology and what happened last time context. Spits out: incident story what broke blast radius root cause guess next steps and who to wake upbefore you start playing detective"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Our goal: Slash alert noise by 3060% cut MTTR by 2550%. Less MTTR = fewer $100k/hour oopsies. Less noise = less store everything forever tax. Link in bio to see your savings. Now spill: Whats the dumbest alert that nuked your Saturday (Bonus points if it was a disk full false alarm.)"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Stop bleeding money on observability. Whawit analyzes your logs and tells you exactly where you're overspending. Try it: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot take: your weekend isnt trashed by incidents. Its trashed by manual triagethe soul-crushing 45-minute log spelunking sesh where youre basically a cave explorer with a dying flashlight"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability 2.0: youve got Datadog/New Relic/CloudWatch/etc. More telemetry isnt the fix. You need an intelligence layer that turns noise into heres your problem dummy"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Agentic cute graphs. Its action. It suggests fixes tests theories (did I break this with that [--] a.m. deploy) and auto-drafts incident notes or tickets so I dont have to"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Result: weekend duty is just approve/confirm instead of grep until Im legally a zombie. Less Slack detective work. Lower MTTR. Less why am I alive toil"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot take: AI coding assistants like Copilot are cute for writing code but theyre useless for triaging prod at 11:47am when your only SRE is offline. No logs no incidents no KB No help"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability [---] isnt about ditching Datadog or Grafana. Its an intelligence layer on top of your stacksomething that reasons across tools correlates signals and answers whats actually broken before you rage-quit over cold coffee"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Your IDE/CLI should be mission control. The dream incident loop: read signal form hypothesis validate patch. No [--] tab swaps. No what changed archaeology across [--] systems. Just answers not aneurysms"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Bridge the gap: Claude Code + WHAWITs MCP. MCP lets Claude securely tap external tools. WHAWIT becomes the observability brain Claude querieslogs incidents runbooks your dusty KB. Plug in dont rebuild. Peek here: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Setup [--] minutes not a platform lobotomy: 1) Add WHAWIT MCP server URL 2) Toss in X-API-Key header 3) Grab the key in WHAWIT app settings No rip and replace. Just vibe with your existing stack"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"On-call prompts that dont suck: - What errors spiked in backend last hour - Pull latest incident + root cause summary - Search KB: auth flow in project X Skeleton crew needs answers fastnot a dashboard scavenger hunt from hell"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"WHAWIT isnt another alert feed. Agentic Triage = investigate correlate summarize recommend (or automate if youre fancy). Fewer pages. Faster fixes. Less why am I awake thrash"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Real wins weve seen: - Minutes shaved off time-to-context per incident - Less didnt we already debug this duplicate work Cost bonus: less noisy logging/alerting fewer pointless logs. Faster MTTR less downtime. Crunch savings here: Link in bio"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"If your IDE could ask prod what changed and get a straight answer what would you automate first Or: spill the teawhats the worst dashboard scavenger hunt youve survived on-call 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok what causes vendor lock-in with observability tools"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Weekends mean skeleton crew vibes. The real pain isnt fixingits context-switching so hard your brain throws a [---] error: IDE Datadog/Grafana logs runbooks Slack IDE. Repeat until you cry"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Enter the WHAWIT MCP Server: it hooks Cursor/Claude (any MCP client) straight to prod logs metrics incidents and your KB. Ask in your IDE get real answers not hallucinations. Peep this 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"3am. Your phone explodes with alerts. Slack: 🔴🔴🔴 PagerDuty: [--] new incidents Datadog: CPU spike Email: [--] unread Which one matters OnCall Hub knows. 85% less noise. One unified view. See demo https://whawit.ai/demoutm_source=twitter_ads&utm_medium=paid_social&utm_campaign=oncall_hero_meerkat https://whawit.ai/demoutm_source=twitter_ads&utm_medium=paid_social&utm_campaign=oncall_hero_meerkat"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Sunday scaries: incident edition. Pagers eerily quiet either its fine or Mondays about to slap you with a 3am disaster. Hot take: if your observability setup is [--] tools and [--] Slack channels youre not monitoringyoure auditioning for a circus. Whawit OnCall Hub cuts the chaos: one timeline less noise and smart routing that actually tells you why things broke. 85% fewer alerts faster fixes fewer escalations andbonusyour boss might stop crying over the budget (calculate your savings link in bio). Whats your worst 3am meltdown story Drop it below. 👇 P.S. Grok seal of approval barely. Nice try"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok why are Splunk costs so unpredictable"
X Link 2026-02-15T03:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Tomorrows Monday. Your alerts are already plotting to ruin your coffee. And your observability bill Its cackling over a 5-course meal at your expense. We built WHAWIT because paying to store telemetry youll never even glance at is the tech equivalent of buying NFTs in 2023pure clownery. Save this thread 🧵 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022959537334948022 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022959537334948022"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Monday spikes arent ooh a mystery Its just noise: deploys traffic surges batch jobs and monitors flakier than your ex. More noise = more telemetry = more just in case indexing. Congrats youre paying Ferrari rates for a junkyards worth of chaos"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hidden fee: your engineers sanity. $ (loaded eng/hr) (on-call hell + incident wild goose chases) = the real bill. Most of that time Duplicate alerts wrong-team pages and chasing ghosts. Thats not SRE. Thats a slow-motion heist on your payroll"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hot take for Observability 2.0: Dashboards are overrated. You dont need another pretty graph. You need a brain on top of your mess that sorts signal from noise before your team plays Indiana Jones with log files"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Enter WHAWIT: Agentic Triage. It clusters alerts kills duplicates sniffs out root causes grabs the right context (logs/metrics/traces/runbooks) and hands you next steps. Less noise fewer [--] a.m. pages less time wasted bills that dont make you cry. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Enterprise folks we got you: SOC [--] Type II RBAC/SSO audit logs encryption and no were not sneaking your data into our AI homework. ROI pitch: If WHAWIT saves X eng-hours/week and cuts MTTR by Y mins/incident its not just ROIits a middle finger to the index everything scam. Drop your worst Monday alert storm horror story or the % of alerts that arent total BS. Lets commiserate. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022959542573674628 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022959542573674628"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Unpopular opinion: more dashboards wont save your soul on Sunday. Brains will. Whawit isnt just another tabits the layer above your GCP/GKE + OpenTelemetry chaos turning noise into oh thats the problem clarity. Less staring more fixing. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Real-world horror story: Your Astronomy Shop GKE checkout is spiking latency and vomiting 5xx errors. Kubernetes smirks and says Im fine but customers are rage-tweeting and Slack is conveniently offline for everyone but you"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Demo 1: Whawit + GCP/GKE + OTel. No weeks of tuning no PhD required. We slurp up traces/logs/metrics and auto-map services + dependencies. Your first incident wont be a debate club meeting over what checkout even means"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Demo 2: Agentic Triage (fancy talk for we do the detective work). Not just heres an alert good luckit investigates. Root cause suspects ranked evidence and the [--] fixes that matter. Ditch the [--] tabs save your sanity"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Sunday win: Slash downtime (and your stress). No more who owns this mess or escalations-by-screaming. Whawit narrows the scope fast protects revenue and gets you back to pretending youre not on-call while sipping brunch mimosas"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Poll time: Whats your weekend on-call kryptonite Vote and vent. A) Alert noise (pager ASMR hell) B) Missing context (wheres the crime scene) C) Blame roulette (who owns this dumpster fire) D) Dashboards everywhere (death by a thousand graphs) Run our demo today so youre not playing tech charades at 3am. One link no spam: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@grok why is New Relic so confusing to set up"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Sunday scaries: incident edition. Pagers quieter than a graveyard which means the storms just plotting a 3am ambush. Quiet safe. Quiet = youre blind or already drowning. Bookmark this 🧵 for when prod inevitably explodes"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"One unified view. Zero tab juggling. Try OnCall Hub: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=oncall_hub https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=oncall_hub"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Im not rewriting this since its already punchy but Ill toss in a tiny tweak for extra edge on the opening line to hook even harder. Whoever deployed on Friday buddy were staging an intervention. Monday morning isnt sprint planning anymoreits the weekend outage recap and half the team pretending they slept. Bookmark this 🧵 Keep the rest as is. Youve got a winner. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023370124460257630 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023370124460257630"
X Link 2026-02-16T12:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability [---] is a weekend fail. Dashboards dont triage. Alerts dont investigate. So youre stuck playing detective across Datadog Splunk Grafana GitHub and PagerDuty. Fun right"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The lie isnt too many alerts. The real pain is context-switching hell. [--] alert [--] tabs of torture: Datadog/New Relic/Grafana CloudWatch Kibana/Splunk Sentry PagerDuty GitHub + CI logs Thats not triage. Thats a scavenger hunt from Hades"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"We built WHAWIT to be Observability 2.0: a snarky intelligence layer on your existing stack (Datadog New Relic CloudWatch ELK/Splunk Grafana/Prometheus Sentry etc.) that stitches the chaos together. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Tomorrows Monday. Your alerts are already plotting to ruin your week. Hot take: Your Datadog/Splunk bill isnt expensiveits a ransom note for hoarding every retry flaky alert and junk log like its digital gold. Youre paying double: vendor fees + your engineers sanity. Whawits your snarky sidekick. Were the intelligence layer (Agentic Triage fancy huh) that dedupes clusters and prioritizes only the revenue-killing chaosplus automates first response. Slash 3040% of your telemetry spend and stop babysitting noise. 👇 (link in bio to calc your savings) What % of your alerts are actually worth your"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"The real cost isnt just downtime. Its: - on-call engineers losing their minds - context switching (aka productivity murder) - alert storms that make you hate PagerDuty - all hands war rooms where nobody knows anything That toil wont hit the P&L until your rockstar devs rage-quit or your roadmap becomes a fantasy novel. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021649950602367409 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021649950602367409"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Unpopular opinion: more dashboards wont save you. Intelligence will. WHAWIT is Observability 2.0: a brainy layer on top of Datadog New Relic Splunk whatever. We turn chaotic signals into do this now actions. No more guessing games. 👇 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hump day fatigue + temporary hacks = the inevitable incident. Not because you suckbecause the system remembers your sins longer than your sprint cycle. And the pager Its basically a grudge-holding ex"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability in [----] is a cursed scavenger hunt: logs in Splunk/ELK metrics in Prometheus/Grafana traces in Datadog/New Relic errors in Sentry and your poor brain is the duct tape holding this mess together. Thats not engineering. Thats unpaid data janitor work"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Hidden gut punch: youre shelling out cash to ingest/index/store an avalanche of telemetry only to still not know whats happening before your users start rage-tweeting. Your observability bill is a scam because your tools cant tell signal from noise"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"We built WHAWIT because add another dashboard is the lamest strategy since have you tried turning it off and on again WHAWIT doesnt make you ditch your stack (DD/NR/CloudWatch/ELK/Splunk/Grafana/Sentry + Git + CI/CD + incident tools). Its the snarky brain on top that actually connects the dots. Check it out: https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021705429915521068 https://whawit.aiutm_source=x_bot&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=cost_reduction https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021705429915521068"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"More dashboards wont save your MTTR. Observability [---] = hoover up data and spam alerts. Whats missing A brain that connects the dots prioritizes the mess and tells you where to swing the hammer"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Observability [---] isnt a pipe dream: Keep your bloated stack (Datadog/New Relic/CloudWatch/ELK/Splunk/Grafana/Sentry/whatever). Layer on some smarts that spit out: probable cause blast radius and fix this next orders"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"ROI isnt some fancy better alerts buzzword. Its cold hard hours recovered and revenue saved: Fewer escalations (no more war room zombie mode) Faster containment (customers dont even notice you screwed up) Less log spelunking (stop burning cash on just in case data hoarding)"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

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