@rekdt rekdt

rekdt posts on X about microsoft, if you, linkedin, crowdstrike the most. They currently have [------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence technology brands stocks finance social networks countries celebrities cryptocurrencies automotive brands gaming travel destinations

Social topic influence microsoft, if you, linkedin, crowdstrike, money, cyber, azure, cybersecurity, twitter, $spot

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @icesolst @vxunderground @0xtib3rius @defcon @winterwonders @uwuunderground @kmcnam1 @ukdanielcard @hackinglz @mcgrewsecurity @endingwithali @cthulhuanswers @medus4cdc @crowdstrike @theprimeagen @erratarob @secdefcon @racheltobac @xgigglypuff @hackingdave

Top assets mentioned Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) Crowdstrike Holdings Inc (CRWD) CyberConnect (CYBER) Spotify Technology (SPOT) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Cloudflare, Inc. (NET) Bitcoin (BTC) Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) SUSHI (SUSHI) pizzacoin (PIZZACOIN) Starbucks Corporation (SBUX) Beefy (BIFI)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Being a millennial man means you grew up identifying with Bart Simpson and eventually realize youre Homer Simpson"
X Link 2022-07-24T22:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Interviewing at small businesses: Me: Can you tell me more about your network infrastructure Them: Yep were a Costco shop Me: Ah do you mean Cisco Them: Nope"
X Link 2023-05-10T14:10Z [----] followers, 156.9K engagements

"@avoidcomputers Its because youre on Wi-Fi. Gifs work for me only on cellular for some likely dumb reason"
X Link 2023-07-10T21:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Do get the Hacker Tracker (HT) app and trust but verify the content Last year we had @AppSec_Village changes to speaker lineups due to travel-related cancellations we couldn't communicate via HT because the HT app data couldn't be updated"
X Link 2023-07-10T22:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"My Amazon RSUs would like to thank those of you who have chosen to pay to store your logs in S3 and also export them out of AWS to your SIEM effectively paying twice Yall are going to put my daughter through college"
X Link 2023-08-04T23:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"The @defcon Linq circle bar bartender is the number one suspect because they had the most to lose by everyone hanging out in Forums"
X Link 2023-08-13T05:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"If youre working in any Cyber job and making less than 100k your LinkedIn should be updated and set to Open to Recruiters Reach out for help; your contributions are valuable and you should be fairly compensated"
X Link 2023-08-18T19:51Z [---] followers, [----] engagements

"@bettersafetynet"
X Link 2023-09-12T20:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Cybersecurity has become self-aware Hide for the next [--] days until it goes back to being unaware"
X Link 2023-10-01T23:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"This gym in Mexico has weights in KGs and I only know freedom units Pray for me as I make some poor assumptions"
X Link 2023-10-24T18:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Buys fully decked out Black MacBook Pro for $6000 Boots Tails off [--] GB USB [---] stick as primary OS"
X Link 2023-10-31T15:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

"Got voluntold youll be participating in internal GenAI discovery Step 1: Update LinkedIn to say youre a GenAI expert"
X Link 2023-11-02T16:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"When I worked as an engineer for a major casual dining restaurant chain I noticed [--] buttons werent alphabetical and fixed them on Monday morning and the CEO got complaints about wrong food being ordered and its ITs fault so much that we rolled it back"
X Link 2023-11-05T19:39Z [----] followers, 1.1M engagements

"In case anyone is wondering I absolutely learned my lesson and will never do this again Ill wait and push on Friday afternoon so I dont have to see the CEO for at least [--] days afterwards"
X Link 2023-11-06T01:48Z [----] followers, 43.7K engagements

"Lemme tell you CVE-2023-46604 is gonna either ruin or bless your day"
X Link 2023-11-09T19:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Someone in my family said they were a hardcore Escape Room artist and I asked how they could think that if theyve never been to prison Stay tuned for season [--] next year"
X Link 2023-11-25T02:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@0x6D6172636F My breaking point for Apple Music was attempting to play the Space Jam soundtrack at my nephews basketball themed birthday party and only [--] tracks were available"
X Link 2023-11-30T13:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"No one who works in security will tell you to store your passwords in plain text where anyone on the internet can steal them but watch me: %XtHq#7a_@ngN-#b$ atpt7W-4Afxb74@oN9 -+rn-64XJ9$fWn3q+A -B&*E3BeLz8dG3CYsb="
X Link 2023-12-02T13:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"As the Time Magazine Person of the Year [----] I would like to formally congratulate Taylor Swift on winning this award -@taylorswift13"
X Link 2023-12-06T14:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@noahsbwilliams @Snubs Im curious why you lumped Apple Pay in with this statement"
X Link 2023-12-06T15:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@r0pchain @Clear Im glad Clear exists because its a trap and makes the TSA precheck line shorter The Clear line is frequently longer (in distance) and takes more time"
X Link 2023-12-11T20:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@_sysengineer The secret is you have to fool your brain into believing Excel is a database"
X Link 2023-12-13T22:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Me At Home: Carefully triple filter reverse osmosis drinking water Me Eating Out: Whats the most free water and leave the dirty pitcher it came in"
X Link 2023-12-14T00:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Cisco has an opportunity to do the funniest thing"
X Link 2023-12-18T17:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@0xTib3rius @LiveOverflow @endingwithali @mattjay @shehackspurple @UK_Daniel_Card @appSecExp If you do it here in Colorado it can be a joint joint stream"
X Link 2023-12-19T20:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"You cant spell there without here Checkmate classical mechanics"
X Link 2023-12-19T20:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Inside you are [--] dogs Youre Sonic and theyre both chili dogs"
X Link 2023-12-21T21:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"You may think Im smart but it took me [--] years to figure out how to do the Sonic [--] Carnival Night Zone Barrel of Doom"
X Link 2023-12-21T21:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"If you feel like you're constantly getting RAMed I would question what you're doing in Alibaba Cloud"
X Link 2024-01-02T19:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Even CIS thinks you're wasting your time in Alibaba Cloud. Their last benchmarks were published in 2020"
X Link 2024-01-02T22:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Aptiv is the company which made these post-its which when I grabbed them off a swag table I thought said "APT 4" Dont tell anyone its a secret: https://t.co/v5X8Z8pUGo Dont tell anyone its a secret: https://t.co/v5X8Z8pUGo"
X Link 2024-01-03T19:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Now Im closer to Abe Simpson TBH"
X Link 2024-01-05T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"No cheating:post the last pic you saved of yourself with no context. No cheating:post the last pic you saved of yourself with no context. https://t.co/EEPIL8jc6P No cheating:post the last pic you saved of yourself with no context. https://t.co/EEPIL8jc6P"
X Link 2024-01-10T00:52Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"There are [--] women in my gym currently and all [--] have the same Stanley water mug"
X Link 2024-01-10T22:37Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@AugustVansickl2 I can if you comp my next years membership fee"
X Link 2024-01-13T18:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board Dad: nudge should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Security Architect are they Me: Dad there's an emergency happening Dad: Go ask if putting padlocks on diagrams would be helpful"
X Link 2024-01-14T20:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@HackingDave The Dallas Cowboys"
X Link 2024-01-15T19:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"My boss tried to tell me going skiing isnt eligible for sick leave except in the state of Colorado mental health being eligible for sick leave is in the letter of the law I should be worried about pissing off my boss again but Im going skiing instead"
X Link 2024-01-18T17:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

"Its crazy to me that some of yall are out here raw-dogging infosec with: - No caffeine - No alcohol - No THC or CBD - No antidepressants - No therapy of any kind"
X Link 2024-01-19T14:58Z [----] followers, 151.5K engagements

"@LadySqrrl Congrats"
X Link 2024-01-19T15:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"My dense ass showing up at the concert with the VMware Horizon documentation in a binder Bring Me The Horizon released Chelsea Smile on this day [--] years ago. https://t.co/VtLZCT0zU9 Bring Me The Horizon released Chelsea Smile on this day [--] years ago. https://t.co/VtLZCT0zU9"
X Link 2024-01-19T15:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@ItsReallyNick The password and also running as a background service: C2"
X Link 2024-01-25T03:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Ah now we know why Apple put 8GB RAM in the IPhone [--] Pro Apple $AAPL is allowing full versions of Chrome and Firefox to run on the iPhone per the Verge Apple $AAPL is allowing full versions of Chrome and Firefox to run on the iPhone per the Verge"
X Link 2024-01-25T19:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Should I accept this job for $180000k"
X Link 2024-01-27T02:40Z [---] followers, 13.5K engagements

"If yall wanna be security architects you gotta be DETAIL ORIENTED"
X Link 2024-01-27T03:47Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@Cthulhu_Answers Its disrespectful to not consider an option which pays tribute to Black History Month"
X Link 2024-02-03T21:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Brad Pitt was [--] in Fight Club nobody is really at their hottest until after they turn [--] nobody is really at their hottest until after they turn 30"
X Link 2024-02-04T01:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@MerrittBaer I have friends who are 35"
X Link 2024-02-04T01:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Brb SSHing into ur toothbrush"
X Link 2024-02-07T17:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"So my accountants can write exploits No thank you @rekdt Bring back typewriters for security @rekdt Bring back typewriters for security"
X Link 2024-02-16T14:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@lucasfryer @mathew_dev Happy birthday You make [--] look good"
X Link 2024-02-16T15:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"What is Ken talking about"
X Link 2024-02-19T03:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@feege_ In this design I separate WAF from AWS to indicate it wasn't part of the AWS infra. There are several products in this space Akamai is one A WAF helps among eliminating most malicious web application attacks protecting your infrastructure from having to answer saving money"
X Link 2024-02-19T15:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Apples GenAI after being trained on millions of hours of Steve Jobs documents and meetings We should build a car BREAKING NEWS: Apple cancels the Apple Car project after a decade-long multi-billion effort to rival Tesla. Some employees shifting to Generative AI teams. https://t.co/AMqKXGaNbB BREAKING NEWS: Apple cancels the Apple Car project after a decade-long multi-billion effort to rival Tesla. Some employees shifting to Generative AI teams. https://t.co/AMqKXGaNbB"
X Link 2024-02-27T19:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Fun fact if you try to buy a dog leash in CO the clerk will call the cops and they deport you out of the state"
X Link 2024-02-27T19:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Trying to remember everything I need for skiing and watch me go and leave my skis"
X Link 2024-03-05T12:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Cyber recruiters will reach out and say "I have an amazing entry level opportunity for you [--] days in the office in Los Angeles" and get pissed when I say "Ok I'll do it for $650k""
X Link 2024-03-14T21:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"LinkedIn is working on games LinkedIn has always been a game"
X Link 2024-03-18T15:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@h313n_0f_t0r @TracketPacer Giving the attackers [--] extra minutes for their C2"
X Link 2024-03-23T19:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"So one of my previous employers still hasnt changed their shared email dg or password associated to their VMWare account with their enterprise licenses so I guess Im gonna keep riding this train until the wheels come off SOooo with vmware licenses going up and virtual box not supporting Mx series chips. What are people jumping to on Mac laptops for virtualization SOooo with vmware licenses going up and virtual box not supporting Mx series chips. What are people jumping to on Mac laptops for virtualization"
X Link 2024-03-25T01:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"✅ Microsoft owns Github ✅ Basically every open source OffSec tool is hosted on Github ✅ Microsoft has an AI aimed at Defensive Security (and won't shut up about it) ❌ You can use OffSec tooling hosted on Github to successfully bypass Microsoft security"
X Link 2024-04-10T19:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"#SecurityArchitecture Lesson Time: had a Cloud Security engineer tell me today his Azure bastion host requires RDP (3389) open to the internet so he can connect from his browser Whats wrong here"
X Link 2024-04-11T14:39Z [----] followers, 52.1K engagements

"@mfourdraine Interesting assumption care to elaborate"
X Link 2024-04-12T14:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I'm having trouble hitting an internal Sharepoint site Can someone reboot Azure for me"
X Link 2024-04-12T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@TipsyBacchus @SecureThisNow You can do anything if you believe in yourself"
X Link 2024-04-19T17:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@vxunderground Too bad they werent using Crowdstrikes 100% coverage scores across protection visibility and analytic detections an industry-first never achieved on any previous MITRE Engenuity ATT&CK Enterprise evaluation"
X Link 2024-04-19T23:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@medus4_cdc User experience can absolutely be an excellent business driver but theres plenty of companies out there with an entirely unhappy user base Looking at you Spirit Airlines"
X Link 2024-04-20T02:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@LisaForteUK I will argue the person crowding the baggage carousel despite their bag being nowhere in sight is worse"
X Link 2024-04-26T18:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Flipper Zeros are now hacking the housing market Ny neighbors house got bought by a flipper is there anyrhing I can do to fuck w her money Ny neighbors house got bought by a flipper is there anyrhing I can do to fuck w her money"
X Link 2024-04-27T14:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Im just counting down the days until someone leaks that Azure runs on Linux"
X Link 2024-05-05T20:17Z [----] followers, 12.5K engagements

"Do you follow the @defcon 4-3-2-1 rule - [--] sushi burritos - [--] people per bed - [--] hours crying in the shower - [--] alcoholic drink per hand Ask your favorite drug dealer if SushiBurritoCon is right for you @c0ldbru @rekdt @jamieantisocial We will schedule a unofficial meet up there and get sushi burritos @c0ldbru @rekdt @jamieantisocial We will schedule a unofficial meet up there and get sushi burritos"
X Link 2024-05-06T23:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@HackingLZ Its never a good sign for a tweet with more quotes than likes"
X Link 2024-05-08T21:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Is there anything more narcissistic than naming a Con after yourself"
X Link 2024-05-10T21:07Z [----] followers, 10.4K engagements

"@elchefe @myraccoonhands I can play too (2017)"
X Link 2024-05-15T23:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"OSINT Challenge"
X Link 2024-05-18T16:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@SwiftOnSecurity Its a service that provides a user you hire and they get all the blame when something cyber happens This person is a professional only trained at being a scapegoat and microwaving fish Everyone hates this person This person is me"
X Link 2024-05-22T02:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Do you ever wonder about who the first robot to get fired will be"
X Link 2024-05-30T20:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Wait until Elon finds out about Copilot If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation. If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation"
X Link 2024-06-11T14:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Sounds like Microsoft Recall has been puts on sunglasses Recalled"
X Link 2024-06-15T04:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Just think somewhere in the world theres a person who works at your company driving to CVS to buy Roblox gift cards because they got a text from your CEO"
X Link 2024-06-18T03:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Look at what Elon Musk did to hot-takes if you're a software engineer you should know how to code if you're a software engineer you should know how to code"
X Link 2024-06-18T16:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Asked my wife who she thought our kids favorite classic rock band would be and she said: Probably Imagine Dragons"
X Link 2024-06-24T22:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@TipsyBacchus @Spotify https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bEXMUf0BARyyDqOTNuC7Isi=UbTtuhCIS4asDAmBsM2RTg&pi=u--S0lZrAPTDqa https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bEXMUf0BARyyDqOTNuC7Isi=UbTtuhCIS4asDAmBsM2RTg&pi=u--S0lZrAPTDqa"
X Link 2024-07-04T18:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@TipsyBacchus @Spotify Make sure you stay hydrated because its an [--] hour party lol"
X Link 2024-07-04T20:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@UK_Daniel_Card My list of suspects is limited to @defcon615"
X Link 2024-07-10T21:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Got an email today from Oracle sales telling me I should ditch VMware for Oracle Cloud because VMware is too expensive and now my monitor has coffee all over it"
X Link 2024-07-22T14:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@UK_Daniel_Card @rotate26chars @bettersafetynet Unfortunately theres no universal truth for simplifying a deployment or testing strategy. It will depend on the risk determined by your threat model If your cyber teams shotgun into prod without giving due diligence your cyber team should be in the business threat model"
X Link 2024-07-22T16:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Me: Can we please just tag it with all required data Cloud Engineers: Best I can do is a [--] character name of gibberish which doesnt match any other schema in our enterprise An OnlyFans channel where all I do is trash talk your server naming conventions. An OnlyFans channel where all I do is trash talk your server naming conventions"
X Link 2024-07-22T16:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race has really got me thinking about Stop Drop and Roll when youre on fire and you know whats really on fire My strategy for B2B sales 🧵👇"
X Link 2024-07-22T16:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Whatre yall recommending for IR teams looking to level up in Cloud IR beginner or intermediate Can be virtual or in-person training certification etc"
X Link 2024-07-22T18:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Cybersecurity becomes a lot less sexy when you realize the Principal Engineer is the Principal because theyre the only one whos bothered to read the fucking manual"
X Link 2024-07-23T16:05Z [----] followers, 66K engagements

"Who Grok thinks I am:"
X Link 2024-07-24T02:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Are you coming to the first SushiBurritoCon at @defcon Like this if you want a sticker so I know how many to order or if you think I'm cute"
X Link 2024-07-24T03:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@defcon What is SushiBurritoCon It's a meetup for those who like sushi burritos at a time TBD but if you're unable to attend you can bring me your sushi burrito receipt during DefCon and I'll give you a sticker I'll be working in either the @sec_defcon or @RedTeamVillage_"
X Link 2024-07-24T03:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@defcon @sec_defcon @RedTeamVillage_ Heres the meetup location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/vjA9o4A9YnAzCWHs9g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy https://maps.app.goo.gl/vjA9o4A9YnAzCWHs9g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy"
X Link 2024-07-24T04:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@defcon @sec_defcon @RedTeamVillage_ Follow @sushiburritocon or me for more info closer to defcon"
X Link 2024-07-24T04:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Its that special time of year where I remind yall coming to @defcon that Im not DJing (this year) but my curated Hacker Hype Dubstep (and adjacent) playlist on Spotify can help you win a CTF https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bEXMUf0BARyyDqOTNuC7Isi=F2MPB-tOTiK3YBlrytH6wQ&pi=u-63LDijaIRT-l https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bEXMUf0BARyyDqOTNuC7Isi=F2MPB-tOTiK3YBlrytH6wQ&pi=u-63LDijaIRT-l"
X Link 2024-07-27T21:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Are you pissed at the French for their Olympics opening ceremony Get revenge by removing the French language pack from your Linux distros: sudo rm -fr /*"
X Link 2024-07-28T03:25Z [----] followers, 514.7K engagements

"@EricaZelic "I'm actually Satoshi Nakamoto please don't tell anyone""
X Link 2024-07-30T04:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Hey @CrowdStrike lets talk Since you clearly have money to waste on lawyers doing inessential tasks how about you make a $25000 donation to a charity of Whitneys choosing and maybe well let you out of the doghouse on this Despite personally believing that this is a clear case of trademark fair use (specifically a parody/joke)- our friends at this organization sent a notice and take down to Etsy and the listing has been removed. I'll let it be. But it's unfortunate. Despite personally believing that this is a clear case of trademark fair use (specifically a parody/joke)- our friends at this"
X Link 2024-07-30T22:42Z [----] followers, 16K engagements

"@mrjhnsn @CrowdStrike https://x.com/PwnieAwards/status/1816163089307386359 Some of you may already be aware but due to extenuating circumstances we've made an early award The [----] Pwnie for Epic Fail goes to @CrowdStrike for the CRWD2K bug 🦃 https://t.co/MHypiLXWrt https://x.com/PwnieAwards/status/1816163089307386359 Some of you may already be aware but due to extenuating circumstances we've made an early award The [----] Pwnie for Epic Fail goes to @CrowdStrike for the CRWD2K bug 🦃 https://t.co/MHypiLXWrt"
X Link 2024-07-31T17:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Everyone is mad at Crowdstrike for breaking the world but no one came back in time to stop that engineer from pushing the bad code We can only assume that bad code actually prevented the robot uprising"
X Link 2024-08-02T17:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Without looking it up what does the "H" in SSH stand for"
X Link 2024-08-03T02:54Z 10.5K followers, 193K engagements

"@McGrewSecurity I CANT BEGIN THE UPLOAD TO THE MAINFRAME SHES STILL OUTSIDE She comes back in Im just putting some photos on my moms digital picture frame"
X Link 2024-08-05T17:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Its 2:09 AM local time and you know I keep that thang on me"
X Link 2024-08-10T09:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Thanks to everyone who enjoyed a sushi burrito at @defcon [----] We delivered [---] stickers to sushi burrito fans May the sushi burrito forever be in your flavor and well see you next year"
X Link 2024-08-12T11:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Since Im on the way home today waiting at the airport and bored would you like to hear a story of how I Social Engineered the TSA incident after @defcon [--] 🧵/Many"
X Link 2024-08-12T12:02Z [----] followers, 99.2K engagements

"How are you supposed to respond when someone tells you your dog is cute Thank you The others were ugly"
X Link 2024-08-13T18:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Does anyone have an extra WWHF ticket theyre willing to sell or share Ill design a fun sticker :)"
X Link 2024-08-13T19:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Good news for Cybersecurity teams you potentially dont need to bother encrypting or masking SSNs anymore Lets all just take the rest of the week off 🚨#BREAKING: Every American's Social Security number may have been stolen in a new major hack with over [---] billion records allegedly compromised from National Public Data. The stolen information includes Social Security numbers and physical addresses https://t.co/bMAkNuuwOD 🚨#BREAKING: Every American's Social Security number may have been stolen in a new major hack with over [---] billion records allegedly compromised from National Public Data."
X Link 2024-08-14T21:31Z [----] followers, 31.3K engagements

"Do credit cards next"
X Link 2024-08-14T21:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Those idiots hacked the National Public Data for social security numbers Me knowing the regex to generate all social security numbers between 000-00-0000 and 999-99-9999:"
X Link 2024-08-14T22:47Z [----] followers, 22.8K engagements

"Im just gonna say it it was a dick move to not save the GitHub outage for Friday so no one could push to prod"
X Link 2024-08-15T00:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Post your SSN here and Ill tell you if it was included in this breach I'm pretty sure your SSN was hacked a long time ago. https://t.co/y8g2cnAq2o I'm pretty sure your SSN was hacked a long time ago. https://t.co/y8g2cnAq2o"
X Link 2024-08-15T02:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Mat__Savage @medus4_cdc Congrats youre in"
X Link 2024-08-15T03:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@EXGEEAR Confirmed"
X Link 2024-08-15T03:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Mat__Savage @medus4_cdc Amazing thank you for sharing this story"
X Link 2024-08-15T03:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Heres all my @defcon [--] stickers badges and patches tag yourself if you see yours"
X Link 2024-08-16T21:42Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements

"At the dentist and my cleaning just finished Dentist: Ok so you can eat and drink immediately Me pulling out a bag of sour chewy candy to eat while he finishes talking: Say less"
X Link 2024-08-26T21:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The masculine urge to order a pizza just because my wife is out of town"
X Link 2024-08-27T00:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@mathew_dev But then I have to run back while holding a [--] pizza"
X Link 2024-08-27T01:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"This is beyond hilarious because if you're not aware apparently Apple has slowly reduced the Noise Cancellation in the Airpods with firmware updates since they were released only to release a new version with allegedly better Noise Cancellation AirPods Pro [--] Rumored to Feature 'Much Better' Active Noise Cancellation https://t.co/14kGCXxtKR https://t.co/jUKg5jJUY4 AirPods Pro [--] Rumored to Feature 'Much Better' Active Noise Cancellation https://t.co/14kGCXxtKR https://t.co/jUKg5jJUY4"
X Link 2024-08-27T14:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Me laughing at all the idiots buying Apple's Airpods Pro bullshit sales tactics because of the better Noise Cancelation when Apple then announces you can stream lossless with the new version"
X Link 2024-08-27T14:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"How dare China allegedly hack into ISPs to spy on US citizens when any red-blooded American patriot knows all the same data of those US citizens is available for sale from the ISP Google or Facebook instead Top of the Post home page. https://t.co/BvPcqubaTk Top of the Post home page. https://t.co/BvPcqubaTk"
X Link 2024-08-27T14:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@mathew_dev @MissAnonFatale @Grifter801 Its called being dewy and its a sign of beauty"
X Link 2024-08-27T21:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I'll never forgive Cybersecurity for murdering every flash game from my young adulthood RIP Emogame"
X Link 2024-08-30T13:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"In today's episode of #techgore this AMD application saw ai.exe in the Microsoft Office directory and assumed it was Alien: Isolation Alien: Isolation the only acceptable form of AI https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffice/forum/all/office16-aiexe/ecab05bf-3910-4810-ba45-0c44a94071eertAction=1668193101811&page=3 https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffice/forum/all/office16-aiexe/ecab05bf-3910-4810-ba45-0c44a94071eertAction=1668193101811&page=3"
X Link 2024-08-30T14:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Do you know the market rate for your full-time Cybersecurity role How does it compare to Buc-ee's full-time roles"
X Link 2024-08-30T15:50Z [----] followers, 102.9K engagements

"Post your Cybersecurity job in the comments and I'll give you an estimated inflated salary so you can tell your boss an expert said it Do you know the market rate for your full-time Cybersecurity role How does it compare to Buc-ee's full-time roles https://t.co/CGyLwLCFdV Do you know the market rate for your full-time Cybersecurity role How does it compare to Buc-ee's full-time roles https://t.co/CGyLwLCFdV"
X Link 2024-08-30T16:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@RvLeshrac Honestly sounds pretty fucking great"
X Link 2024-08-30T18:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@1nfoSecBen Someone reaches out to me daily with a new Cybersecurity architect role opening Polish that rezzy and jump into the fray"
X Link 2024-08-30T18:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@0xTib3rius For your company: Base - $200k Bonus - 20% Equity - $150k Total: $390k As consultant (public company): Base - $280k Bonus - 20% Equity - $40k Total: $372k"
X Link 2024-09-01T22:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@0xTib3rius Im only about 15% joking Theres big tech and non-big tech companies out there paying salaries like this Principals at Amazon can have $600k+ total comp https://www.levels.fyi/companies/amazon/salaries/software-engineer/levels/principal-sde https://www.levels.fyi/companies/amazon/salaries/software-engineer/levels/principal-sde"
X Link 2024-09-01T22:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"The haters said we couldnt get competitive salaries in Cybersecurity and the haters were right Honestly great call from the haters"
X Link 2024-09-01T23:29Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements

"@liquiddeth Base - $180k Bonus - 20% Equity (stock) - $60k Total Comp - $276k"
X Link 2024-09-02T19:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@SecureThisNow Base $150k Bonus 20% Equity $50k Total Comp: $230k"
X Link 2024-09-02T19:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"When you deploy Oracle to AWS"
X Link 2024-09-03T14:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Cloning someones Yubikey has always been easy You just hang out in the Amazon Slack channels for [--] minutes "when an attacker gains brief physical access" protect your neck and your Yubikey "YubiKeys are vulnerable to cloning attacks thanks to newly discovered side channel" https://t.co/Y6tNbL4YxF "when an attacker gains brief physical access" protect your neck and your Yubikey "YubiKeys are vulnerable to cloning attacks thanks to newly discovered side channel" https://t.co/Y6tNbL4YxF"
X Link 2024-09-04T01:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Something you know: how to reset their password Something you have: access to Amazon Slack"
X Link 2024-09-04T02:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"A recruiter reached out to me today for an Cyber Leader [--] month contract role with potential to convert to FTE I asked why it was not FTE and she said they didn't have the money for FTE I asked why I should quit $job when they don't have the money beyond [--] months No response"
X Link 2024-09-12T01:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@mathew_dev @JoeIngeno @parameter SELECT * FROM * WHERE 1=1 PRINT ( )"
X Link 2024-09-12T21:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Some of you think you can out-computer ME On MY computer Maybe you dont know who youre computering with"
X Link 2024-09-12T21:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@RachelTobac @vxunderground Mastercard just wants to charge a 2% per threat intel fee"
X Link 2024-09-13T00:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Might fuck around and run up a mountain today"
X Link 2024-09-14T14:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I turned on AWS Config and autoscaling made us homeless"
X Link 2024-09-15T17:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@IanColdwater @QuinnyPig Did Oracle write this"
X Link 2024-09-15T20:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I can still write an IRC bot rootkit from scratch ;) People born before [----] what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore People born before [----] what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore"
X Link 2024-09-15T22:09Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements

"You better lock up your Windows XP workstations running Norton 2004"
X Link 2024-09-15T22:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Between the failed coups in Congo and Venezuela and the botched assassination attempt on Donald Trump today the CIA really cant seem to catch a break Skill issue"
X Link 2024-09-16T01:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Fuck you Spotify"
X Link 2024-09-17T14:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Exploding pagers via a potential supply chain attack is a new threat vector unseen at this scale before Also unseen at this scale and exploding is my strategy for B2B sales 🧵👇"
X Link 2024-09-17T16:20Z [----] followers, 72.8K engagements

"@mikecherry The advice I give to everyone who asks me is to get your LinkedIn up-to-date and look at roles on their job site for what you want to do scroll to the bottom and add those recommended skills to your profile The recruiters will then do the work for you"
X Link 2024-09-17T22:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Security orgs using the metaphor you have to crawl before you can walk are cute because that works if youre born in a safe modern hospital with no predators but rarely do you see anything born on the Serengeti that isnt born minutes from running"
X Link 2024-09-18T19:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Somewhere in the worlds most free country theres a government contractor who had to give up their phone when they came into work and they have no idea what Moo Deng is doing right now"
X Link 2024-09-19T17:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Imagine using Shortcuts to set a reminder to charge your AirPods when they get below a certain battery percentage when your phone detects youre at home Too bad @Apple abandoned Shortcuts and this isnt possible"
X Link 2024-09-19T21:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Please dont fall in love with my profile picture its only temporary"
X Link 2024-09-19T22:22Z [----] followers, 10K engagements

"@gabsmashh [--]. Change the PC password [--]. Queue up [--] hours of only DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya [--]. CTRL + L [--]. [--]. Profit"
X Link 2024-09-21T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"What's wild is you can spend decades gaining deep technical knowledge and try to pivot to management and they typically make you start over from the bottom Get management experience as early in your career as possible to maximize your earning potential"
X Link 2024-09-23T18:41Z [----] followers, 21.3K engagements

"You gotta wonder how many thousands of users have blocked Elon that he feels self-conscious enough to do this BREAKING: Twitter/X is working to remove the block button according to X News Daily BREAKING: Twitter/X is working to remove the block button according to X News Daily"
X Link 2024-09-23T21:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"My CISO to the board: We're tracking AI powered Attacks and Quantum Computing threats My Board: And rekdt what is Security Architecture working on Me: I just notified our internal teams they haven't remediated their deployed public S3 buckets"
X Link 2024-09-24T16:48Z [----] followers, 226.6K engagements

"Oh so apparently when you move to a new device you lose all your Twitter drafts RIP extra spicy content"
X Link 2024-09-24T17:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Friendly reminder if you were laid off from your Cyber job and need someone to sign your letter of recommendation I'll sign it for you as Satoshi Nakamoto"
X Link 2024-09-25T14:33Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements

"Updating the BIOS on my work laptop and praying it fails catastrophically so I don't have to build another deck this afternoon"
X Link 2024-09-26T17:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If you think the CUPS issue is bad you should hear about when there used to be a limit of [--] CUP for every [--] girls Google "2 Girls [--] Cup" for more information"
X Link 2024-09-26T20:24Z [----] followers, 398.7K engagements

"@mikecherry"
X Link 2024-09-26T21:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"If the first tweet doesnt get hung in the front room of the shitpost museum the system is broken and we should burn it down"
X Link 2024-09-26T21:55Z [----] followers, 18.8K engagements

"@PhillipWylie @DHAhole @misstennisha @intigriti @zbraiterman @thejonmccoy @BentleyAudrey @Jhaddix @DanielMiessler @jeff_foley @bishopfox @C0d3Cr4zy @caseyjohnellis @MrJeffMan @SW_Samii @0xTib3rius @OliviaGalluccii @rana__khalil @Infosecpat @J3ssa @luizfernandorg @ethicalhacker @irawinkler @CyberWarriorSt1 @ebelardo73 @NahamSec @CSKIP71 @HackingDave @MeterPeter4Eva @corewarrior @Masonhck3571 @Gabrielle_BGB @jeffmcjunkin @4n6lady @infinitelogins @runcmd_ @seclilc @securibee @hashishrajan @CloudSecPod @brittnik"
X Link 2024-09-27T20:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"If you live in an area where they have fiber you can probably get 5g from a cellular company as a backup at the same speed as Starlink for 1/5 the cost Even if you have a super high bandwidth land connection Starlink is great as a backup option in case of emergencies Even if you have a super high bandwidth land connection Starlink is great as a backup option in case of emergencies"
X Link 2024-09-27T21:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"My ideal man: - Feisty - Photogenic - Thai - Female - Hippo My ideal man: - 60+ - Good facial bone structure - 120+ IQ - Deep voice - Funny - Assertive - Cowboy personality - Income $130K (Optional) - Ivy League educated - Old money My ideal man: - 60+ - Good facial bone structure - 120+ IQ - Deep voice - Funny - Assertive - Cowboy personality - Income $130K (Optional) - Ivy League educated - Old money"
X Link 2024-09-27T22:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@x25princess I blame the patriarchy"
X Link 2024-09-28T16:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@xgigglypuff If youre looking for a good cry: https://www.amazon.com/Hardcore-Java-Robert-Simmons/dp/0596005687dplnkId=6d15626d-e441-4cea-b554-ed8203869bf6&nodl=1 https://www.amazon.com/Hardcore-Java-Robert-Simmons/dp/0596005687dplnkId=6d15626d-e441-4cea-b554-ed8203869bf6&nodl=1"
X Link 2024-09-29T19:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Probably should encrypt them in base64 just to be safe Did you know that the AWS CLI tool stores your access and secret keys in plaintext Because I sure as hell didn't. Did you know that the AWS CLI tool stores your access and secret keys in plaintext Because I sure as hell didn't"
X Link 2024-10-02T15:07Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements

"Fuck it we ball Send this to your CFO and see if you can finally get that Cyber budget approved 85% of the rise in cyber attacks is driven by generative AI. But with RealityCheck Beyond Identity guarantees the eliminate of deepfake and AI impersonation attacks. 85% of the rise in cyber attacks is driven by generative AI. But with RealityCheck Beyond Identity guarantees the eliminate of deepfake and AI impersonation attacks"
X Link 2024-10-04T13:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"PCI Auditor: Now I need to see the output from the Pentest Me: I was told there'd be no fact checking"
X Link 2024-10-04T19:45Z [----] followers, 37.5K engagements

"Get in were doing mushrooms at @defcon and quitting Cyber the ayahuasca is still one-shotting people https://t.co/PaZ7NHkcqg the ayahuasca is still one-shotting people https://t.co/PaZ7NHkcqg"
X Link 2024-10-05T19:32Z [----] followers, 18K engagements

"Once you get into Cyber management its very much Big Deck Energy"
X Link 2024-10-08T19:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"You don't need System32 because everything in Windows [--] is 64-bit with no backwards compatibility to 32-bit Follow your heart and delete System32 Just deleted System32 Just deleted System32"
X Link 2024-10-08T20:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I appeared in [--] searches this week on LinkedIn AMA"
X Link 2024-10-09T14:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Hacking the Way Back Machine is very cringe no cap"
X Link 2024-10-10T04:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@SwiftOnSecurity Wheres your daily viagra dosage"
X Link 2024-10-10T16:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I dont work for AWS anymore but Im in Seattle this week and still getting a free banana every day from the Amazon community banana stand Good luck staying in business now nerds"
X Link 2024-10-10T18:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"My wife just told me Limewire was the all-time best phishing platform Shed be scrolling and see Monster Mash by Led Zeppelin and theres a 0% chance thats not getting downloaded and played immediately"
X Link 2024-10-12T15:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"What phase is it of getting old where youre tired of pretending you like IPA beers"
X Link 2024-10-14T01:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I'm winning the Cyber Awareness training contest at work for not clicking phishing links because I never check my email"
X Link 2024-10-14T14:41Z [----] followers, 28K engagements

"Do you ever think about how all your trust issues can be traced back to computers"
X Link 2024-10-14T17:05Z [----] followers, 32K engagements

"Do you ever think about how if God is in fact all-powerful is all-knowing and exists outside of time it's probably a computer"
X Link 2024-10-14T17:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If you hold a Linux shell close to your ear you can hear the C"
X Link 2024-10-14T23:14Z [----] followers, 221.8K engagements

"Sorry not sorry no one has EVER been happy to be part of an Oracle project"
X Link 2024-10-16T19:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@SwiftOnSecurity What if we hyper-dosed and solved the movie Interstellar 👉👈"
X Link 2024-10-17T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@d3adpoolX @soychotic Friendly reminder if youre installing CUPS not to have more than [--] girls per CUP Google [--] Girls [--] Cup for more information"
X Link 2024-10-17T01:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Its wild to me that some of yall are out here raw-dogging Cyber: - No caffeine - No alcohol - No music - No ADHD meds - No antidepressants - No recreational drugs - No therapy of any kind"
X Link 2024-10-17T15:18Z [----] followers, 113.1K engagements

"If you ever feel dumb just know at one point I paid 23andMe $50 to tell me I'm white"
X Link 2024-10-17T16:11Z 11K followers, [----] engagements

"I completely forgot about this because of the lead up to @defcon but @corg_e mailed me stickers for the @sec_defcon Youth and I was excited to get her address because I was planning to ambush her with a X-mas card this year The package somehow showed up like this OPSEC: 9000"
X Link 2024-10-17T19:34Z 11K followers, [----] engagements

"Is there literally anything worse than no worldwide tragedies which I can compare my B2B sales strategies Such a colossal bummer"
X Link 2024-10-18T21:46Z 11K followers, [----] engagements

"A favorite memory of mine from @defcon 32: @corg_e and I had extra art supplies from the @sec_defcon Youth Challenge and so we walked around handing out these new crayon boxes and Im pretty sure some person is out there still trying to solve what they believe is a secret CTF"
X Link 2024-10-19T20:21Z 11K followers, [----] engagements

"@AletheDenis @49ers Whats the legal implications of a bunch of glitter flying in their face when they dig around in someones things"
X Link 2024-10-20T22:19Z 11K followers, [---] engagements

"You know all those domains you bought and still havent done anything with Just buy one more that is a lookalike for a popular domain as your proverbial on-ramp and make one big redirect loop out of them all This train dont stop CHOO CHOOOOOO"
X Link 2024-10-21T15:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@beans1990 I had to photoshop some of the muscles off so people would believe its real"
X Link 2024-10-21T23:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@crisisofconsc Any person who deploys a change for which the question eventually raises why a change request wasnt filed shouldnt be making changes in the first place Its the Change Request Catch [--] Paradox The whole process shouldnt exist"
X Link 2024-10-22T12:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

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