@potatoslav swamp hag ✨❄️⛄️☕️
swamp hag ✨❄️⛄️☕️ posts on X about in the, germany, this is, bc the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence countries #1121 technology brands 7.3% social networks 6.57% travel destinations #308 stocks 2.92% finance 2.19% fashion brands 0.73% luxury brands 0.73% gaming 0.73%
Social topic influence in the #5754, germany #2464, this is #4923, bc 4.38%, lol #899, italy #21, baby 3.65%, if you 3.65%, venice #3, twitter 2.92%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @expensiveplant @lfgdevils @guavacubana @evilwomenloverr @darthsquig @froggytonic @dobyraider @txgermanbre @bobbyleeguy @bates_motelmt @romyholland @gtwy @clwnprnccharlie @gerturl64693 @newtonpersqm @wintertymecold_ @stanleymwc @roteswasser @bhess @rnelson0
Top assets mentioned Metlife Inc (MET)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"winter olympics are making me miss working at a ski resort so bad. for years i sold tickets by day and then went snowboarding until i was too cold and then drank in the lodge bar with my employee discount and it ruled so hard. i met shaun white once. bosses didnt give a shit what i did bc they were all stoned 24/7. take me back"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:51Z 13K followers, 156.1K engagements
"going to italy tomorrow which is good bc if i dont see the sun in the next few days i might actually Lose My Mind"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:58Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"showed my baby the Alps"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:57Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"love italy. got off the plane and went to the counter and said how do i get to venice oh you can just take the boat ok cool. go to boat. expecting something like the staten island ferry. no. looks like someones uncles boat that he uses on the weekend. thing flies across the water. hittin waves. get into town. everyone is dressed like fancy clowns. go to hotel. they left at [--] they left our keys in our door. go to the restaurant. baby gets treated like a king. wine is basically free. god bless. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023127911465656559"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:10Z 13K followers, 1.1M engagements
"parent twitter - what kind of plates/cups should i get for my [--] month old silicone stainless steel bamboo something else i want to let him start trying to feed himself and there are so many options. silicone seems safest but also like the food would taste weird on it"
X Link 2025-11-11T15:09Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"also do i need to get presents for all of the adults the present is the baby. i made him. i worked very hard on it"
X Link 2025-12-18T18:36Z 12.9K followers, 40.2K engagements
"this is absolutely a neurotic vs. non-neurotic parent thing (with a sprinkling of child temperament). weve been to four countries multiple international flights on trains buses boats taxis cars with our baby and its been overall easy and fun. we literally took him to the pub when we were in the UK and all the old people sat with us and bought us drinks lmao. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016982791435452516 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016982791435452516"
X Link 2026-01-29T21:12Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@Romy_Holland this is exactly it i think. like i stay in HOTELS now i used to stay in a bunk in a co-ed [--] person hostel room"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:38Z 12.9K followers, [---] engagements
"i had to get up early today so i got out of bed while my baby was extremely asleep to take a shower. husband came in about [--] minutes later with a sobbing hyperventilating child that immediately noticed i was gone and thought i abandoned him. but yeah ill just put him in a crib that will work definitely. lol childless women being like you can just have the baby in the bassinet next to you theres no reason they need to be in your bed LOL HAHA lol childless women being like you can just have the baby in the bassinet next to you theres no reason they need to be in your bed LOL HAHA"
X Link 2026-02-01T08:32Z 12.9K followers, 394.3K engagements
"you are telling your husband to unfollow e-girls i am sending him my favorites. we are not the same"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:18Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"need book recs. please recommend me some books. heres what ive read so far this year. also add me on goodreads so we can be book friends https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/5494330 thread of books 📚 what ive read this year - [----] edition https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/5494330 thread of books 📚 what ive read this year - [----] edition"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:05Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"i swear plastic bag bans are actually a net negative for the environment; now instead of taking home a bag that will become my bathroom trash liner i need to buy tiny trash bags AND i have a growing collection of reusable bags bc my husband gets a new one every time i send him to pick up groceries on his walk home from work"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:22Z 12.9K followers, 95.3K engagements
"as much as i love beautiful classics like beatrix potter board books are so much fun for babies and help them learn to use books. we got this baby duck puppet book as a gift and he loves it SO much that we went online and found a bunch more. books are good books are fun I'm open to being convinced I'm wrong but I feel dubious about the value of 'baby books' and don't plan to buy/use them. And I'm someone who is so bullish on the value of reading/literature I'll be using Montessori to start phonics at 2.5yo. But 'baby books' seem like they I'm open to being convinced I'm wrong but I feel"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:01Z 12.9K followers, 11.5K engagements
"@rat_liker we keep ordering more bc he loves them all so much. i have a beautiful peter rabbit collection that i literally bought at the beatrix potter house in the UK and hes just too little to care lol he likes the puppets"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:35Z 12.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@Romy_Holland me: i will not listen to baby music also me:"
X Link 2026-02-08T10:44Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"have been watching womens downhill skiing all morning. they have already used both helicopters to take out injured athletes. they are out of helicopters. everyone is skiing slow presumably bc there are no more helicopters. probably they should pause until they have more helicopters"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:11Z 12.9K followers, 506.4K engagements
"@Bhess i was crushed i think her fall mentally freaked everyone else out bc it stopped being competitive after that"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:32Z 12.9K followers, 62.8K engagements
"@guavacubana i totally get why she wanted to compete but skiing with a torn ACL is insane"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:39Z 12.9K followers, 51.6K engagements
"@Gtwy @guavacubana yeah i think they will other sports have rules against this"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:43Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@rnelson0 @______43 @Gtwy @guavacubana i used to work at a ski resort and usually really experienced skiers set their skis so they dont pop off easily when they wipe out so they can do more complex maneuvers probably what happened here. skiing scares me lol i like snowboarding bc your legs are stuck together"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:09Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"was eating pringles on the couch. put the can on the side. baby grabbed it i was like whatever its closed. [--] seconds later he popped it open and dumped the rest on his lap then picked one up and bit a chunk off with his gums while watching the olympics. this child is physically [--] months old but spiritually a [--] year old man"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:09Z 12.9K followers, 103.1K engagements
"@DarthSquig there should not be sidewalks here. it is one of the busiest sections of highway in the country. it is stupidly dangerous"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:48Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@moriaken @Romrijsel yeah we have some of the best public transit in the country and we walk a lot more than other Americans. Metlife is just Bad. it is in the worst location possible. i hate going there"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:53Z 12.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@KrabbyKoder there is a train station that operates there for major events. most people do not want to stay in that one hotel in swamp ass new jersey so they will take that in from NYC"
X Link 2026-02-10T09:11Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@UrbanExplorer00 @Kude42 @expensiveplant there is a train station at metlife that operates during major events and there are shuttles and buses to the stadium"
X Link 2026-02-10T11:00Z 12.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@froggytonic wonders and its metlife stadium lmao"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:40Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"its not a pedestrian area thats what im trying to explain this is a middle of nothing swamp in one of the most densely populated (and public transit accessible) areas of the US. nothing should be built here they should tear it all down before it all just sinks into the earth. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021205116234150016 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021205116234150016"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:50Z 12.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@DobyRaider even twitter doesnt people here are constantly shitting on americans but irl people are not like that at all and get very excited to talk to an american about the things they like from our country"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:47Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@aquilaqua or i could look outside in the german town where i live as an american lol"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:49Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@uncledoomer excuse me i only have an anime tattoo on one of my legs"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:18Z 12.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@ClwnPrncCharlie this is just what germany is like tbh"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:51Z 12.9K followers, [---] engagements
"my baby is getting less baby but it feels weird to call him my son. he is Baby. he is not a human with a proper human name he is a Creature"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:56Z 13K followers, 23.1K engagements
"i need to get more leg tattoos to disguise my constant bruises lmao"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:10Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"gonna be in italy in an hour quick what words do i need to know"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:01Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"@gerturl64693 im pretty sure the airport people and the restaurant employees all live here lol"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:35Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"i have been a vegetarian for almost [--] years and this is actually the correct opinion i own a bunch of vintage furs and they are significantly more sustainable than new plastic. real leather is also better than pleather. girlie at the party last night was explaining to me how in brooklyn fur is woke (good) now bc it doesnt shed microplastics. she was wearing a gorgeous ankle-length mink coat. girlie at the party last night was explaining to me how in brooklyn fur is woke (good) now bc it doesnt shed microplastics. she was wearing a gorgeous ankle-length mink coat"
X Link 2026-02-08T11:33Z 13K followers, 326K engagements
"living in Europe so funny bc im just. going to Venice tomorrow. have not packed. booked the trip like [--] weeks ago. its like an hour and a half flight thats like flying from New York to also New York"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:04Z 13K followers, 48.3K engagements
"@DobyRaider im so excited to be in italy i need italian good vibes lol"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:57Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"imo small screens (and by extension unfettered internet access and short form video content) are bad and big screens (family tv time kid appropriate video games are ok. computers are necessary but the 00s style family computer is the way to do it. completely cutting screen time is unrealistic. and dont get too stressed planning and scheduling everything pregnancy and parenting are unpredictable and kids will humble you lol. youre better off setting some loose goals and going with the flow or youll drive yourself insane. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022999069866533151"
X Link 2026-02-15T11:38Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"i booked a train to the airport today to arrive way earlier than necessary bc i always get delayed. paid extra for reserved seats in the family area. train got cancelled while we were walking to the train station. ended up being able to catch a different train bc it was so delayed that it hadnt left yet. Deutsche Bahns punctuality target for [----] is 60%. Not 95%. Not 80%. Sixty percent. And theyre struggling to hit it. This is what well maintain it later looks like at national scale Deutsche Bahns punctuality target for [----] is 60%. Not 95%. Not 80%. Sixty percent. And theyre struggling to"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:59Z 13K followers, 171.4K engagements
"@BobinacIva84155 everything is so close this would be a once in a lifetime trip for most americans"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:17Z 13K followers, [---] engagements
"@wahtashiwa im from new jersey this will be easy"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:56Z 13K followers, [---] engagements
"@txgermanbre believe me if i had a drivers license/car i would drive frankfurt is very good with babies and they always let me through priority security when i fly so i could literally get to the airport [--] minutes before an EU flight and still make it to the gate with time to spare"
X Link 2026-02-15T19:11Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"@ambs_inDE @txgermanbre i did a tweet about it a while back frankfurt is super easy with a baby they always let me through priority security. we were at terminal [--] gate A today and there was a kids play area there that was great for wearing him out. ive done [--] total flights (including layovers) now with my baby at [--] [--] & [--] months so here is my advice for flying with an infant: [--]. have an easy baby. this one is unfortunately out of your control. [--]. babywear. dont bring a stroller unless you absolutely need one at your ive done [--] total flights (including layovers) now with my baby at [--] [--] & 6"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:53Z 13K followers, [---] engagements
"they should make a pedestrian tunnel or footbridge i need you all to understand that metlife is built on a swamp. the meadowlands are a swamp. they built the stadium here bc its as close as they could get to NYC and there is nothing else around except some of the busiest roads in America bc its a swamp. they should not make it more accessible. it should be returned to the Creatures who lurk in the muck. genuinely horrific and dystopian https://t.co/rVIXs2iUSr genuinely horrific and dystopian https://t.co/rVIXs2iUSr"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:16Z 13K followers, 1.5M engagements
"@EmanueleCirani yes i know thats why were here lol"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:36Z 13K followers, 35.2K engagements
"@giac_david are you allergic to humor or"
X Link 2026-02-16T08:53Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"@Romy_Holland its good the crust was a little flimsy but the toppings were great"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:33Z 13K followers, [---] engagements
"@paulozoom mail forwarding handles that in the US at least I still randomly get stuff from my old apartment forwarded to my moms address"
X Link 2026-01-28T08:59Z 13K followers, 38.6K engagements
"@feliz_catus rednecks are often inadvertently more green than people who pride themselves on caring about the environment hunting is more animal friendly than factory farming and hand me downs are better than overpriced slow fashion brands that you buy new"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:39Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"your career is such a small part of who you are. i felt a loss of self when i moved to Germany (and put my career on hold) but being a mother has been a great new adventure. one of my favorite things is music and i am currently dancing with my baby in the living room it rules so hard. one day well go to concerts together. one day ill work a career job again. one day ill be a little old lady and miss all the different periods of my life. you dont have to just be one thing or do one thing thats the beauty of being human"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:45Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"@VietoDon @bobbyleeguy happy italian crowds vs. grumpy dreary germany no brainer"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:16Z 13K followers, [--] engagements
"@evilwomenloverr venice"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:06Z 13K followers, [--] engagements
"@bobbyleeguy venice its supposed to be sunny tuesday and wednesday"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:20Z 13K followers, [--] engagements
"people keep saying stuff like this but i live in Germany rn and everyday i see people in Yankees hats and Nikes listening to American music using American slang. when people find out I moved here from New York they go ooooooh NEW YORK CITY but sure ok. people born in america probably dont realize how cool america used to be. how many random people around the world built their identity around american signifiers. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we're only beginning to see people born in america probably dont realize how cool america used to be. how many"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:09Z 13K followers, 171.8K engagements
"@ian_90211 the discourse is all dumb tattoos are just a preference thing. my husband likes tattoos i have tattoos bada bing"
X Link 2026-02-16T09:42Z 13K followers, [---] engagements
"me: posts funny picture of baby hand reaching for pizza the grumpiest italians on twitter: that its disgusting and terrible pizza and you are stupid"
X Link 2026-02-16T09:58Z 13K followers, [----] engagements
"@ts3cat lmao i love that all parents have the same response to this question like why is this a required field for a one month old"
X Link 2025-06-08T06:30Z 13K followers, 58.1K engagements
"you could just put n/a 1) thats less funny 2) it literally says to do this lmao"
X Link 2025-06-08T14:26Z 13K followers, 98.2K engagements
"before i became a parent i was completely unaware that i would need to fart the baby. everyone talks about burping but no one mentions the farting"
X Link 2025-07-24T15:58Z 13K followers, 355.5K engagements
"how did gen x the latchkey kid we were wild and unsupervised generation end up raising kids that need help to do literally anything My wife is in the University of Arkansas Facebook group for moms of incoming freshman. I convinced her to send me this screenshot but there are so many more absolutely ridiculous questions like this. Some of these kids (and their moms) aren't going to make it. 😂 https://t.co/MRIsUhHwtk My wife is in the University of Arkansas Facebook group for moms of incoming freshman. I convinced her to send me this screenshot but there are so many more absolutely ridiculous"
X Link 2025-07-24T16:35Z 13K followers, 437.9K engagements
"@parzerp english actually lost grammatical gender and cases as it evolved which is part of the reason it ended up the lingua franca"
X Link 2025-07-27T12:50Z 13K followers, 65.7K engagements
"@ClwnPrncCharlie the pretending kills me if they actually didnt understand fine but so often theyre just being annoying"
X Link 2025-07-27T13:01Z 13K followers, 64.4K engagements
"i have been on this hellsite since [----]. my account is older than elons. i remember texting [-----] to tweet. estimate my ass"
X Link 2025-07-28T17:58Z 13K followers, 144.7K engagements
"checked into the hotel in Paris and the woman at the desk was like ahh the baby we have prepared for the baby she clearly spent all day waiting for us to come just to look at him lmao"
X Link 2025-10-09T17:43Z 13K followers, 68.7K engagements
"In Argentina we gather around the table to slow down spend time with family and friends and chew on some good meat. We balance it all with our great red wine Malbec. The Argentines call this "Sobremesa" the art of lingering after a meal. Pulses slow down. Stress melts In Argentina we gather around the table to slow down spend time with family and friends and chew on some good meat. We balance it all with our great red wine Malbec. The Argentines call this "Sobremesa" the art of lingering after a meal. Pulses slow down. Stress melts"
X Link 2025-11-02T17:07Z 13K followers, 3M engagements
"@Maca_9816 yes"
X Link 2025-11-03T03:06Z 13K followers, 106K engagements
"@Ofstoriesandtea everything you see on the internet is true"
X Link 2025-11-03T16:28Z 13K followers, 78.2K engagements
"@betoslomo i live in Germany"
X Link 2025-11-03T17:36Z 13K followers, 75.5K engagements
"my baby got stuck during labor could not be turned manually would not descend into the birth canal and required an emergency c section after [--] hours of trying for a normal birth. but sure lets listen to the podcaster. Birth is not an emergency requiring the presence of a white-coated pharmaceutical salesman cosplaying as a health expert; Birth is a natural normal physiological process in which the womans body expresses the intelligence beauty and co-creative capacity of nature set forth Birth is not an emergency requiring the presence of a white-coated pharmaceutical salesman cosplaying as a"
X Link 2025-11-04T20:17Z 13K followers, 51.9K engagements
"me in 2020: only [--] years until i can buy a house me in 2022: only [--] years until i can buy a house me in 2025: only [--] years until i can buy a house This is so insane to me. https://t.co/ziAUFhn5ZL This is so insane to me. https://t.co/ziAUFhn5ZL"
X Link 2025-11-12T11:53Z 13K followers, 23.2K engagements
"seeing germans try to defend dressing up as native americans as an american living in germany is absolutely wild. what are you guys doing i saw this at a parade yesterday in freiburg and my eyes popped out of my head like a fucking cartoon character. Dank dieses Bild habe ich gelernt dass mit Abstand keiner der sich fr moralisch berlegen hlt im Stande war ihr sachlich zu erklren wieso Native American nicht als Kostm reduziert werden mchten- nein ich lese 99% Beleidigungen Vorwrfe Hass und Hass und Hass und Hass Dank dieses Bild habe ich gelernt dass mit Abstand keiner der sich fr moralisch"
X Link 2024-02-13T15:07Z 13K followers, 1.5M engagements
"@odtorson and when were the germans nearly wiped out of existence by european settlers i missed that part in history class"
X Link 2024-02-13T16:02Z 13K followers, 47.9K engagements
"muting this bc I am not explaining to grown ups why dressing up as Native American caricatures is racist"
X Link 2024-02-13T23:18Z 13K followers, 58K engagements
"@AChillGhost lmao the number of ppl in the replies just completely forgetting that mexican spanish exists and americans hear and/or speak it daily"
X Link 2024-06-04T14:55Z 13K followers, 176.1K engagements
"twitter found my tiktok lmao American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe. https://t.co/q20Q0ghddI American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe. https://t.co/q20Q0ghddI"
X Link 2024-07-21T09:57Z 13K followers, 1.4M engagements
"@yjhuoh its not the US has the highest number even if you dont just go by native speakers. india is number [--] tho"
X Link 2024-08-01T09:36Z 13K followers, 120.1K engagements
"There is no tattoo that looks better than no tattoo Prove me wrong There is no tattoo that looks better than no tattoo Prove me wrong"
X Link 2024-08-04T13:20Z 13K followers, 109.2K engagements
"😘 @potatoslav Pointless you cant even see them and as a woman you cant walk on the street topless. So your tats are useless lol @potatoslav Pointless you cant even see them and as a woman you cant walk on the street topless. So your tats are useless lol"
X Link 2024-08-04T14:13Z 13K followers, 58.5K engagements
"a thing non-american dont get about americans is that we do not have beef with other countries. they are all one sided. i dont care if australia calls us seppos or whatever. we are too busy internally beefing. anyway fuck pennsylvania"
X Link 2024-09-16T18:28Z 13K followers, 215.1K engagements
"yeah a chiffon skirt and casual top are common work attire that you can find at TJ Maxx in [----]. i remember [----] work attire for women was pretty much a pantsuit or a pencil skirt and blazer. sorry but once again the devil wears prada is right"
X Link 2024-09-21T15:08Z 13K followers, 181.7K engagements
"most german thing of the day: person: hello someone stole my bike. here is a picture of the person stealing the bike that the camera in my garage caught. help. replies: you cannot post that picture. take the picture down. that is illegal. here is the exact law you broke"
X Link 2024-10-06T09:48Z 13K followers, 366.8K engagements
"@SaschaSebastian this is only a thing in germany. in the rest of the world people just post the picture and someone goes hey thats steve. and they catch steve"
X Link 2024-10-06T11:22Z 13K followers, 33.4K engagements
"@SaschaSebastian nope in the US taking pictures in public spaces is protected under the first amendment and it is absolutely legal to record and post people that have trespassed onto your property"
X Link 2024-10-06T11:35Z 13K followers, 16.3K engagements
"@evans_cn no its a silly thing that happened today idk why everyone is commenting like i ran their cat over with a car"
X Link 2024-10-09T16:10Z 13K followers, 117.7K engagements
"this is what happens when other countries try to do American fall based only on TV and movies. no soul. i bet they dont even have a single apple cider donut. Pumpkin picking is the biggest scam going. Discovered last year its just a load of pumpkins from Aldi chucked on a muddy field for [--] times the price. Never again. https://t.co/gmoSRiwF4g Pumpkin picking is the biggest scam going. Discovered last year its just a load of pumpkins from Aldi chucked on a muddy field for [--] times the price. Never again. https://t.co/gmoSRiwF4g"
X Link 2024-10-14T12:02Z 13K followers, 667.7K engagements
"ok apparently i need to explain this to the europeans (esp the Brits). apple cider is not alcoholic in the US. it is an unfiltered unpasteurized apple beverage made on an apple press. apple cider donuts are made with an apple cider reduction. theyre both american fall staples. this is what happens when other countries try to do American fall based only on TV and movies. no soul. i bet they dont even have a single apple cider donut. this is what happens when other countries try to do American fall based only on TV and movies. no soul. i bet they dont even have a single apple cider donut"
X Link 2024-10-14T14:54Z 13K followers, 476.6K engagements
"because nothing in germany is digitized when you are pregnant you are given this booklet that contains all of your health information mostly handwritten or taped in. you have to carry it everywhere in case of emergency. if you lose it all the handwritten stuff is lost forever"
X Link 2024-11-11T12:48Z 13K followers, 167.3K engagements
"girl in black is in the right though i do not lose sidewalk chicken. if youre walking on my side or taking up half the sidewalk i will slam into you. especially if youre a dude. i am over [--] in my daily boots. you can see me. move. Its sad how rude people can be https://t.co/SQmEH5bntL Its sad how rude people can be https://t.co/SQmEH5bntL"
X Link 2024-11-19T12:08Z 13K followers, 239.5K engagements
"how broke are brits if 40k is high salary"
X Link 2024-11-24T22:40Z 13K followers, 581K engagements
"if you know a pregnant woman please stop buying us baby clothes. i know you mean well. but this is the only fun thing to buy. why are you getting me 0-3 month winter outfits for a late april baby first holiday outfits dont i get to pick that if you want to help buy diapers"
X Link 2025-01-01T17:19Z 13K followers, 3.9M engagements
"only exception is my aunt who is apparently the only person who has ever spoken to me for more than [--] minutes"
X Link 2025-01-01T17:22Z 13K followers, 391.2K engagements
"@mandalynns23 good for you i dont want my house clogged with stuff"
X Link 2025-01-01T21:47Z 13K followers, 167.4K engagements
"please stop assuming i am complaining about a baby shower i did not have a shower people got presents for the baby instead of me for christmas and im allowed to feel a little annoyed about it"
X Link 2025-01-01T22:15Z 13K followers, 315.5K engagements
"germans: we work so hard that we cannot be nice or happy also germans: @potatoslav in germany we pride ourselves upon working hard the harder the better. if you have either the time or energy to be nice we immediately suspect that you do not work hard enough. for the same reason you really dont wanna be caught being happy in germany. @potatoslav in germany we pride ourselves upon working hard the harder the better. if you have either the time or energy to be nice we immediately suspect that you do not work hard enough. for the same reason you really dont wanna be caught being happy in germany"
X Link 2025-01-03T15:51Z 13K followers, 141.7K engagements
"@the_ason there are plenty of real reasons to dislike us idk why this is the one they chose lmao"
X Link 2025-01-03T16:18Z 13K followers, 110.4K engagements
"@cardansheart this is like when a dude buys a girl an engagement ring in the wrong metal how do you screw this up"
X Link 2025-02-10T18:29Z 13K followers, 248.5K engagements
"@WilhelmArnesen well yeah but I mean they even all have the same cabinets"
X Link 2025-02-17T23:44Z 13K followers, 126.6K engagements
"idk why this went semi viral but stop telling me oh its standardized the tabletops are fire resistant obviously my point is that this exact setup is copy pasted into science classrooms like a default item in The Sims"
X Link 2025-02-18T14:08Z 13K followers, 281.2K engagements
"had to give my dumbass rabbit a bath tonight bc ever since his wife died he is gross and disgusting. she was apparently the only reason he was ever clean"
X Link 2025-04-05T22:25Z 13K followers, 553.9K engagements
"@Bhess my rabbit has glaucoma which means he gets goopy eyes a lot but it was never an issue when she was alive bc she constantly cleaned his face. now he needs constant maintenance or he looks like i found him on the street"
X Link 2025-04-05T22:42Z 13K followers, 38.3K engagements
"this did numbers so i want to inform you all that while i do think he misses her he does not want a new friend he is almost [--] years old which is basically a wizard in rabbit years and a new bride would mess up his routine of sit in chair take nap. had to give my dumbass rabbit a bath tonight bc ever since his wife died he is gross and disgusting. she was apparently the only reason he was ever clean. had to give my dumbass rabbit a bath tonight bc ever since his wife died he is gross and disgusting. she was apparently the only reason he was ever clean"
X Link 2025-04-06T14:48Z 13K followers, 110.5K engagements
"https://x.com/potatoslav/status/1908894712217432432 this did numbers so i want to inform you all that while i do think he misses her he does not want a new friend he is almost [--] years old which is basically a wizard in rabbit years and a new bride would mess up his routine of sit in chair take nap. https://t.co/uj6s22whKf https://x.com/potatoslav/status/1908894712217432432 this did numbers so i want to inform you all that while i do think he misses her he does not want a new friend he is almost [--] years old which is basically a wizard in rabbit years and a new bride would mess up his routine"
X Link 2025-04-06T17:27Z 13K followers, 78.5K engagements
"the upside to LASIK is that i wouldnt have to wear glasses/contacts something that honestly doesnt bother me bc im so used to it. the downside is that there is a very small but real possibility that i could be in pain for the rest of my life. no thank u "what do you think about LASIK" is a great litmus test for evaluating someone's statistical literacy "what do you think about LASIK" is a great litmus test for evaluating someone's statistical literacy"
X Link 2025-04-12T13:35Z 13K followers, 82K engagements
"i am not a man but i am pretty sure there are actually two reasons and they arent this The reason men are so attracted to Sydney Sweeney is because she has no tattoos. The reason men are so attracted to Sydney Sweeney is because she has no tattoos"
X Link 2025-04-16T08:09Z 13K followers, 55.4K engagements
"@Melitaalsole oh god thats worse"
X Link 2025-04-25T09:17Z 13K followers, 44.9K engagements
"i have literally not been offered a seat on public transit or help from any man for my entire pregnancy. any time ive been struggling another woman helped me. i fell on the bus the other day and was caught by a small woman with a stroller who then got me in a seat. lol mom with a stroller getting helped up steps in thunderstorm by tiny Asian girl while surrounded by indifferent dudes - sorry but some of you truly earned the loneliness epidemic lol mom with a stroller getting helped up steps in thunderstorm by tiny Asian girl while surrounded by indifferent dudes - sorry but some of you truly"
X Link 2025-04-28T14:29Z 13K followers, 1.2M engagements
"on the other hand my husband has always for the entire time ive known him stopped to help people that are struggling. which is a big part of why i married him"
X Link 2025-04-28T14:34Z 13K followers, 50.7K engagements
"i am looking forward to my newborn getting his vaccines so he doesnt die of a preventable disease like a victorian infant Just got an email reminder of all the vaccines they recommend my two-month-old get at her checkup this week. Its six. Six vaccines. Does that really not seem excessive to the average parent Just got an email reminder of all the vaccines they recommend my two-month-old get at her checkup this week. Its six. Six vaccines. Does that really not seem excessive to the average parent"
X Link 2025-05-21T17:48Z 13K followers, 86.1K engagements
"what do you do with a [--] week old that is awake for longer stretches but still essentially a potato its 8:45am we have already done contrast cards tummy time on playmat bouncer exercises just sitting on my chest - hes still looking at me like 👁-👁 kiddo i am out of ideas"
X Link 2025-05-22T06:46Z 13K followers, 241.4K engagements
"i got him to pass out while i bounced him while writing this tweet. heh heh heh now i can do the same things again when he wakes up and he will not remember that we just did them bc of his goldfish baby brain"
X Link 2025-05-22T06:48Z 13K followers, 33.6K engagements
"fun fact from someone that worked in university admin - international students are tuition cash cows. a large portion of them are full pay which is why universities love admitting them. domestic students usually need scholarships and financial aid. admitting fewer international students has a negative impact on the budget and causes cuts. cutting grants AND international student admittance is a budgetary crisis for most universities (yes even the elite ones). https://t.co/Dtcd1nZkeb https://t.co/Dtcd1nZkeb"
X Link 2025-05-25T10:49Z 13K followers, 379.7K engagements
"constantly baffled by the people that speak English in Germany. baristas fluent. Nurses nope. Lady at tax office forget about it. Cashier at grocery store actually speaks [--] languages"
X Link 2025-06-03T10:32Z 13K followers, 410.1K engagements
"applying for a passport for my baby and"
X Link 2025-06-07T14:51Z 13K followers, 3.9M engagements
"any man that says kids are easy has a wife that is doing all the work Kids are actually easy and anyone who says otherwise is lying. Kids are actually easy and anyone who says otherwise is lying"
X Link 2025-07-18T19:54Z 13K followers, 959K engagements
"dryers save tons of time a week for a chore that is typically done by women. i dont have a dryer in Germany & the clothesline adds a whole extra step (hanging everything individually). dryers also de-wrinkle so now i need to iron. i spend like 4x as much time doing laundry here Ice isn't a luxury its just a cultural difference - our drinks are also much smaller and we drink them faster so there's less need for so much ice. Dryers aren't really necessary clotheslines can be a vibe (why do Americans hate them when they have so much free space) Ice isn't a luxury its just a cultural difference -"
X Link 2025-07-22T10:59Z 13K followers, 132.4K engagements
"this is just shift work. only normie office jobs get a nice [--] day work week. The Soviets abolished weekends. Instead they created a rolling [--] day week so that factories were always open. Workers would get time off on different days so they couldn't be sure their day off would overlap with that of their spouse or friends. https://t.co/dpbFPMHHOg The Soviets abolished weekends. Instead they created a rolling [--] day week so that factories were always open. Workers would get time off on different days so they couldn't be sure their day off would overlap with that of their spouse or friends."
X Link 2025-07-23T09:16Z 13K followers, 50.9K engagements
"Americans dont care about your grammar. we dont correct your English bc we hear English spoken as a second language so often that mistakes dont impede comprehension. however use one wrong article in German and they act like they have no idea what you said. https://t.co/IF54U0IIlA https://t.co/IF54U0IIlA"
X Link 2025-07-27T11:45Z 13K followers, 2M engagements
"@PascalFameyer this is such a german response lmao you know im asking for a bottle of water with [--] glasses even if i use the wrong articles"
X Link 2025-07-27T13:31Z 13K followers, 36.6K engagements
"have you ever met a man with a cold @_nomadic_soul Men would deal with all the pregnancy and childbirth pain and you'd never hear them complainin @_nomadic_soul Men would deal with all the pregnancy and childbirth pain and you'd never hear them complainin"
X Link 2025-07-29T14:49Z 13K followers, 1.8M engagements
"flight attendant: do you need me to hold anything to help you get settled me: could you possibly hold this baby flight attendant: ID LOVE TO"
X Link 2025-09-17T00:20Z 13K followers, 26.4K engagements
"mentioned this to my husband today. everyone i know that i met in academic circles has a lovevery play mat & wooden montessori toys. everyone i know that didnt go to college & still lives in our hometown has an electronic piano mat and an ipad with unrestricted youtube access. I see the way my friends (educated middle-class) are parenting their toddlers: no screen time books galore exposure to enrichment activities and theres going to be a divide along class lines so vast I dont even think we can fathom it right now I see the way my friends (educated middle-class) are parenting their"
X Link 2025-10-01T16:46Z 13K followers, 460.6K engagements
"took the baby to the paris catacombs and he spent the entire time happy squealing and reaching out for people that were not there. convinced the veil is thin for him and he was playing with centuries old french spirits"
X Link 2025-10-10T18:56Z 13K followers, 131.4K engagements
"dude has been parenting for [--] whole days and thinks hes figured out the secret sauce lmao My son is a few days old barely cries unless hungry. Sleeps perfectly Totally convinced vaccines make difficult babies cuz he has none My son is a few days old barely cries unless hungry. Sleeps perfectly Totally convinced vaccines make difficult babies cuz he has none"
X Link 2025-10-17T12:08Z 13K followers, 49.6K engagements
"props to the chinese grandma who spoke appropriately [---] words of english who insisted on directing my husband on how to take this photo. she truly had a Vision"
X Link 2025-10-18T19:25Z 13K followers, 94.7K engagements
"@buddyfox_ living abroad as an american is nightmarish. people talk to you like this irl bc they watched a movie and think they know what america is like"
X Link 2025-11-03T20:31Z 13K followers, 57.7K engagements
"today my [--] year old grandmother bequeathed unto me her handmade holiday apron. i have been crowned the next matriarch of the family. all hail"
X Link 2025-11-04T22:57Z 13K followers, 58.5K engagements
"i need everyone in the comments saying this isnt fat to understand that those of us that actually lived through the 2000s REMEMBER this being considered fat. every millennial woman that i know myself included had an eating disorder at some point. Many of you dont understand that body positivity became a thing because in the 2000s you were considered disgustingly fat if you looked like this https://t.co/2d1x8ByJSI Many of you dont understand that body positivity became a thing because in the 2000s you were considered disgustingly fat if you looked like this https://t.co/2d1x8ByJSI"
X Link 2024-02-23T17:38Z 13K followers, 2.1M engagements
"everyone saying what is she talking about people dress like this all the time at work missed this scene anna wintours former assistant plum sykes at the vogue office [----] https://t.co/mc7WbtRq94 anna wintours former assistant plum sykes at the vogue office [----] https://t.co/mc7WbtRq94"
X Link 2024-09-21T14:59Z 13K followers, 6.7M engagements
"my second day visiting home in the US from Germany i went to barnes and noble and within [--] minutes of walking in an employee complimented my nails and gave me a free hot chocolate sample and a random girl said she liked my coat. had been in germany so long i had to recalibrate bc i forgot what it was like to have people be nice for no reason. I work with some Albanians and they look at me crazy when I ask how the day is going. https://t.co/6LsxyZoefZ I work with some Albanians and they look at me crazy when I ask how the day is going. https://t.co/6LsxyZoefZ"
X Link 2025-01-03T12:11Z 13K followers, 2.9M engagements
"notice how the closer you get to the German language the more people decide life isnt worth living. Suicide rates by region in Italy https://t.co/qtIYpPcU6Z Suicide rates by region in Italy https://t.co/qtIYpPcU6Z"
X Link 2025-04-25T09:10Z 13K followers, 1.9M engagements
"your friendly neighborhood goth mom outfit of the day"
X Link 2025-07-25T16:50Z 13K followers, 51.8K engagements
"me AI is the thing ive gone full boomer on. no i will not learn it. no i dont care if it makes something easier. fuck you. Are there still any people on this site who don't use grok ai or chatgpt I really just wanna see something bonus points if you're an artist writer or vtuber Are there still any people on this site who don't use grok ai or chatgpt I really just wanna see something bonus points if you're an artist writer or vtuber"
X Link 2025-07-27T13:22Z 13K followers, 593K engagements
"why do babies have fingernails but not properly functioning digestive systems if i was optimizing i would min razor claws and max ability to fart independently"
X Link 2025-11-03T16:36Z 13K followers, 74.6K engagements
"its my birthday [--] heres my outfit 🎉"
X Link 2025-11-10T20:51Z 13K followers, 37.8K engagements
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