@jayblackisfunny Jay BlackJay Black posts on X about maga, in the, the world, donald trump the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence celebrities 11.54% social networks 8.46% technology brands 6.92% finance 3.85% countries 3.85% musicians 2.31% automotive brands 0.77% stocks 0.77% travel destinations 0.77%
Social topic influence maga #3186, in the 6.15%, the world 4.62%, donald trump 4.62%, if you 4.62%, the most 3.85%, twitter 3.85%, elon musk 3.85%, kid rock 3.08%, to the 3.08%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @funnychungus01 @13thephantom @askaubry @mikeymacdee @eden_valen20946 @tedcruz @ronfilipkowski @elonmusk @muleybull @jorgemajones @spilkommen @laurenboebert @nytdavidbrooks @kylegriffin1 @jmfarrington1 @tatbuilt003 @jamesco08169320 @aprobenji @asiseeit22 @razorsedge56
Top assets mentioned Helen Of Troy Ltd (HELE)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"JD Vance can smile and try to big dog his way through it but theres no way someone who spent high school looking like this didnt die a little bit inside when an entire stadium booed his giant doofy potato head. Those psychic scars run deeper than his guyliner"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:25Z 49.9K followers, 182.1K engagements
"Hi Caribbean Brexiteer this is a bad take that only a soft-headed potato brain would make. Do you think disliking someone and supply them with young girls so as to acquire blackmail material on them are mutually exclusive Donald was very obviously a client. @jayblackisfunny https://t.co/eaJGWaxBlJ @jayblackisfunny https://t.co/eaJGWaxBlJ"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:52Z 49.9K followers, 84.1K engagements
"Yknow if another country decides to take matters into their own hands and sends troops into the US in the middle of the night to capture the Epstein criminals and bring them to justice according to our Secretary of State lil Marco Rubio that would NOT be an act of war"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:38Z 49.9K followers, 248.4K engagements
"All Im saying is that a lot of our problems would be solved if we could find a way to get Fox News to report that Barack Obama doesnt need any medicine because his testosterone is so high"
X Link 2026-02-14T12:53Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"My wife hates the time I spend on politics. Today her father posted something on Facebook she uncharacteristically got into it with one a MAGA in the replies & then came to me for help annihilating them. I felt like Rambo recruited out of military prison for one last job"
X Link 2026-01-26T20:45Z 49.9K followers, 125.2K engagements
"Melania the documentary no human wants to see has a budget of $40 million $28 million of which is licensing fees paid to the Trumps. FYI to all the MAGAs who fart out hE dOnAtEs HiS saLaRy that one $28 million Bezos bribe is 70 years worth of presidential salary"
X Link 2026-01-29T01:45Z 49.9K followers, 788.5K engagements
"So much of being MAGA is pretending to enjoy objectively bad art because the good artists are liberal. Listening to Kid Rock seeing Dean Cain play an angel in a Christian movie watching Rob Schneider prance about in various hatsmaybe thats why theyre so angry all the time"
X Link 2026-02-02T04:26Z 49.9K followers, 158.8K engagements
"If youre currently scanning history books to come up with a reason why Helen of Troy has to be white youre not a history buff so much as you are a weird racist. (None of these people spoke English either; I dont hear you mouth farting about that.)"
X Link 2026-02-04T01:31Z 49.9K followers, 53.9K engagements
"Hillary sauntering into Congress eviscerating the stuttering chuds trying to out-play her and starting the process that brings all of Trumps crimes to light would be a pretty good climactic scene in the movie about her life:"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:29Z 49.9K followers, 128.3K engagements
"The I can deal with the grifting and the close relationship with Epstein and the alienation of all our allies and the wanton execution of Americans in the street because my 401K is doing well crowd might need to pivot"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:02Z 49.9K followers, 12.3K engagements
"The thing that you need to remember about Trump posting a racist video on his pretend-Twitter site is that hes always been a racist and the real news is that he was in the Epstein files [-----] times and his DOJ is actively protecting him and other monster garbage people"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:43Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@Love_Freedom69 @tedcruz I think you are maybe overstating how much it cost to go to state college in New Jersey in the 1990s"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:18Z 49.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Imagine an American citizen and global superstar showing pride in his country and preaching that were all stronger together and millions of adults respond by strapping on diapers and whining about it"
X Link 2026-02-09T02:15Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Bad Bunny is the most popular artist in the world. The NFL wants to expand its reach globally. Capitalism says that picking him to headline the halftime show was the right move. The US is a capitalist country. To the MAGA angry about Bad Bunny: why do you hate America"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:03Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"4 months ago: Hey we need to get the message out about eating real food. Now remember Robert Kennedy is seen as a womanizer and Donald Trump yknow has that edophilia-pay problem so whatever you DONT hire a convicted rapist for our spokesperson. Tonight DAMMIT"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:44Z 49.9K followers, 12.9K engagements
"I present to you the most listen up liberal my wife left me post in American history:"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:37Z 49.9K followers, 31.4K engagements
"Can you believe it TPUSAs halftime show got 5 million views a number that is only [--] million less than I a relatively-unknown comedian with [-----] followers got on Instagram last month. They must be thrilled"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:44Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Its so funny watching MAGA talking about the Kid Rock and friends halftime show like Ken Burns is gonna do a [--] hour documentary on it one day. Like you guys know you can see something exactly like this live for $18 at your state fairs this summer right"
X Link 2026-02-09T07:00Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Oh you couldnt understand a word Bad Bunny was saying Now you know how Donald Trump feels when people speak English to him"
X Link 2026-02-09T07:36Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"On the one hand I keep seeing cool people talk about how great Bad Bunny was. But on the other people who had to have their parents yell at the principal so they could walk at graduation are complimenting Kid Rock. Hard to say who is right. Hard. To. Say"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:25Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Kid Rocks vibe is Guy at the Circus Circus Hotel and Casino lobby bar who keeps mentioning as loud as he can that hes staying in a suite"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:30Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Important update: Chicago Ray despite me not tagging him in this post blocked me for it. Which means he must have seen one of your retweets or comments. I just want to say thank you to all of you who worked so hard to make him feel so silly"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:20Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Does anybody know if the airplane hangar they pre-taped the Kid Rock halftime show in ever held Jeffrey Epsteins jet"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:56Z 49.9K followers, [---] engagements
"MAGA tried to rig the [----] midterms by redistricting Texas. California and Virginia redistricted in response. MAGA are now farting themselves into pretzels crying all over social media about how UNFAIR it all is. Ladies if you [--] kids & a MAGA husband you have [--] kids"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:15Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"My son is officially going to my alma mater. Today we walked around campus ate burgers & wound up at the radio station where they still had a bin full of my old bits (on carts) We laughed as we read through the titles together. Once a decade Im happy & todays the day"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:48Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"So wait Trump was mentioned *one million times in the unredacted Epstein Files Do you think this will move the needle with MAGA (I mean after someone explains to them that [-------] is greater than 38000)"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:08Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"All signs are pointing to a catastrophic jobs report today even with Trumps tiny little thumb on the scale. If your lights flicker thats just the supercomputer that runs all the bots trying to figure a way on how to spin this as Bidens fault"
X Link 2026-02-11T11:35Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Continuing to develop AI that everyone knows is dangerous because theres too much money tied up in it is the most late-stage-capitalism way to end civilization. Just yknow chefs kiss"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:02Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Imagine selling your soul like this And for what Pam Bondi An easier time getting reservations at DC restaurants A seat close enough to smell Trumps diaper on Air Force One All that climbing and all youll be remembered as is a perfect visual metaphor for lack of empathy: Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty) https://t.co/jzbA02cFKt Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:59Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@JorgeMajones Sure if that loss of meaningless labor is replaced with something meaningful and more importantly a universal basic income. but do you believe that the current administration will lay the groundwork for that Because I dont"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:04Z 49.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@spilkommen Tell me you have an AI girlfriend without telling me you have an AI girlfriend"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:12Z 49.9K followers, [--] engagements
"The same people who think Moderna put 5G in the vaccine based on a single Rumble video think that were reaching when we say a guy whos mentioned between [-----] & a million times in the files of the worlds most notorious child predator could maybe be a child predator too"
X Link 2026-02-12T05:10Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Oh wait guys never mind I double checked and Pam Bondis right. There IS a provision in the constitution that says you cant ask the president about him or his good friends abusing children so long as the Dow is above [-----]. I guess thats checkmate for us libs"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:41Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"ICE is saying they can enter your home without a warrant. Just a reminder that the 4th amendment says you can use the 2nd amendment to stop that from happening"
X Link 2026-01-21T23:21Z 49.9K followers, 2.8M engagements
"When I was in college I never owned any merch with its name on it. Just not that kind of guy. Since my son has been accepted into my alma mater I have bought conservatively speaking $2.9 million worth of college-themed apparel. Fatherhood changes a man"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:41Z 49.9K followers, 86.7K engagements
"The files say Trump told the FBI he knew what Epstein had been doing in [----]. Cool but they ALSO confirm the [----] birthday card where Don told Jeff that they shared a wonderful secret. MAGA this isnt exonerating. Its one perv covering his ass by selling out another perv"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:33Z 49.9K followers, 43.3K engagements
"Why would he bring a gun to a protest from the same people who send out Christmas cards that look like this:"
X Link 2026-01-25T14:25Z 49.9K followers, 542.3K engagements
"Hey remember when it was revealed last week that theres an international cabal of billionaire child abusers secretly running the world I feel like maybe that should have been a bigger deal"
X Link 2026-02-07T01:55Z 49.9K followers, 193.5K engagements
"Why wont the victims just name NAMES Yeah Why wont these victims publicly accuse the most powerful men in the world when its obvious Trumps government is doing everything it can to protect the billionaire predators (You realize THIS is why your wife left you right)"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:45Z 49.9K followers, 26.6K engagements
"Im sorry but you have cancer. Your two choices are chemo or euthanasia. Unacceptable You should earn my business Invent a cure Otherwise I wont choose either. .you do realize thats just euthanasia with extra steps right (This post is not about medicine.)"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:37Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Republicans use the term divisive to refer to Barack Obama because writing Im a racist who never got over the fact that a black man got elected president is too hard to type one-handed while driving a lifted Ford F-150 Raptor that theyre behind [--] payments on"
X Link 2026-02-15T04:35Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@JohnJHarwood Guys theres a chance that Bill Barr might get fired two or three times before the night is out"
X Link 2020-12-01T23:09Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Please God let Rudy decide to defend himself"
X Link 2021-04-28T16:45Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I wonder if there are radicalized Q horses who are refusing ivermectin for their worms and instead taking the Pfizer Covid vaccine"
X Link 2021-08-29T01:14Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"If you supported 1/6 I dont want to hear from you about 9/11"
X Link 2021-09-11T12:03Z 49.9K followers, 15.3K engagements
"@laurenboebert Enlies what I love about this is you had to actively fight autocorrect to do it. Like you had to tell your phone no this is the right way I dont care what you think which sums up your thoughts about everything. What is Lauren Boebert if not stupid perservering"
X Link 2021-12-12T02:20Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Marjorie Taylor Greene is currently trying to end her Twitter ban by rubbing ivermectin on her phone"
X Link 2022-01-02T23:59Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@RonFilipkowski When theyre shouting Lets Go Brandon at the end are they yelling at Dan Crenshaw The girl Or does MAGA just shout that now whenever theyre uncomfortable like Macaws screeching at a predator"
X Link 2022-01-18T12:59Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Why would I ever get a vaccine when I could get monoclonal antibodies is like saying Why would I ever get an oil change when I have an extended warranty"
X Link 2022-01-18T20:05Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Hey millennials and zoomers who are dealing with your first bout of World War III panic: Find yourself a Gen X friend to see you through it. We spent the entirety of our childhoods prepping for nuclear war alone while eating Pop Tarts cold from the foil. We got you"
X Link 2022-02-24T05:30Z 49.9K followers, 16K engagements
"Hey as the parent of a kid with a speech impediment let me just make a blanket statement: To conquer a stutter & deliver a speech to hundreds of millions of people is a much bigger accomplishment than borrowing money from dad. Your jokes about it are tired. #SOTU"
X Link 2022-03-02T02:24Z 49.9K followers, 47.7K engagements
"Hi Im the guy who drove the getaway car for the guy who robbed your house. Ive written a book about what it was like working for him and Id love it if you bought it. every Bill Barr interview"
X Link 2022-03-13T21:20Z 49.9K followers, 23.3K engagements
"Elon Musk is trying to buy Twitter for $42 billion so he can turn it into a MAGA-friendly hate box. As a counter to this today Im announcing my intent to purchase Truth Social for $217"
X Link 2022-04-14T12:25Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@RonFilipkowski Its hilarious that Marge thinks we need to do any kind of editing work to make her look bad"
X Link 2022-04-19T22:48Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@LindseyGrahamSC Remember when you guys wouldnt let Merrick Garland have a hearing because it was an election year And then you farted Amy Barrett through eight days before an election Why dont you look under your fainting couch for where you integrity went Linds"
X Link 2022-06-30T23:44Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Im about to do the dumbest thing you can do on Twitter: be sincere. So buckle up I guess. 1/15"
X Link 2022-07-04T17:53Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I feel terribly for Justice Kavanaugh. He tried to make a choice namely where his body should be and what should be inside of it. Then a small group of people unrelated to him showed up and made it impossible for him to make that choice. hey wait a minute"
X Link 2022-07-08T12:10Z 49.9K followers, 54.8K engagements
"Elon Musk is so white Im surprised Don Jr. hasnt tried to snort him"
X Link 2022-07-18T21:26Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@elonmusk Elon buddy youre just radiating substitute teacher whos in over his head energy right now"
X Link 2022-11-06T23:24Z 49.9K followers, 51.5K engagements
"BREAKING: Andrew Tate has hired international lawyer/neurologist/aquarium-technician GEORGE SANTOS to represent him"
X Link 2022-12-30T00:17Z 49.9K followers, 1.1M engagements
"@dutchessprim Id like him to make the same offer to his surgeon next time hes in for a procedure"
X Link 2023-03-10T21:17Z 49.9K followers, 167.2K engagements
"My wife: Your problem is youre way too smart and weird so youll never be popular because your content will only appeal to other smart weirdos and there just arent a lot of them in the world. So one: ouch. Two: Congrats for following me all you super-smart weirdos"
X Link 2023-03-21T22:35Z 49.9K followers, 390.3K engagements
"@ask_aubry If youre the kind of guy who thinks a woman using a period tracker means that shes cheating on you just know thats why you dont have a woman in your life"
X Link 2023-05-04T00:54Z 49.9K followers, 123.7K engagements
"@ask_aubry Its ironic that the Christians who insist on mentioning heaven the most are the ones least likely to be allowed in it should everything they profess to believe be true"
X Link 2023-05-04T01:05Z 49.9K followers, 304.6K engagements
"@tedcruz Wait youre only sending prayers What about thoughts Ted WHAT ABOUT THOUGHTS"
X Link 2023-05-07T01:15Z 49.9K followers, 147.8K engagements
"@Acyn Youre right Cooper. But you guys didnt need to let Trump stay in HIS silo and only hear from people who agree with HIM. Force Trump to face the same stakes youre setting for your audience and well be less likely to shout CNN next time we stub our toes"
X Link 2023-05-12T00:12Z 49.9K followers, 170.4K engagements
"@ask_aubry Free period products Yknow girls are just gonna run wild and have seven or eight periods a week now. Yknow just for fun (I feel like men should probably talk to someone other than their silicon sex dolls before commenting on reproductive health.)"
X Link 2023-05-19T12:22Z 49.9K followers, 117.2K engagements
"@ask_aubry Im a comedian & Ive got lots of free time. So Ive been room parent for all [--] kids. My wife laughs because the other moms are always sooooo nice to me. Men get credit just for showing up. Shes correct. Men need tougher standards & women need to be cut A LOT more slack"
X Link 2023-06-07T20:46Z 49.9K followers, 431.7K engagements
"Bret Baier just got Trump to admit that he ordered the Code Red on Private Santiago"
X Link 2023-06-19T23:01Z 49.9K followers, 1.1M engagements
"My wifes cousin is having a birthday party for her two-year-old today in a BLATANT attempt to distract from Hunter Biden"
X Link 2023-06-24T17:19Z 49.9K followers, 178.3K engagements
"@elonmusk What counts as reading Like does scrolling by count as reading Because if so thats not a lot. Are you sure you cant just send an intern out for a few thumb drives or whatever and fix this"
X Link 2023-07-01T17:07Z 49.9K followers, 1.4M engagements
"@JennaEllisEsq That your response to being indicted on RICO charges is to post a picture of a scripted platitude that looks like it hangs in some Wine Oclock Moms kitchen makes me think your best legal defense might be to start singing as soon as they turn the music on Jenna"
X Link 2023-08-15T13:12Z 49.9K followers, 99.8K engagements
"So Fauci was waiting for [--] years along with the deep state for a novel Coronavirus to infect the world so they could pounce with their plan to mask everyone so that uh people would mask and uh then theyd be controlled and uh then what Whats step two Hats"
X Link 2023-09-06T15:31Z 49.9K followers, 805.9K engagements
"@nytdavidbrooks This bow just cost me $78000 at my local dealership. This is why Americans think Lexuss December to Remember is terrible"
X Link 2023-09-21T04:21Z 49.9K followers, 221.5K engagements
"@nytdavidbrooks Its true you guys. My family has had to cut back to only eating at airport restaurants [--] nights a week. THANKS JOE BIDEN"
X Link 2023-09-21T04:40Z 49.9K followers, 917K engagements
"@kylegriffin1 ITS JUST LOCKER ROOM NUCLEAR SECRET TALK YOU GUYS"
X Link 2023-10-05T21:09Z 49.9K followers, 196.1K engagements
"@GOPJosh20 On the plus side Josh youll be able to use this tweet when you get to ratios in math class"
X Link 2023-11-01T18:08Z 49.9K followers, 115.2K engagements
"CIA Director: Okay so its agreed we force Taylor & Travis to date fix a series of NFL games & then have them come out for Biden at the Super Bowl. CIA Agent: If we have this much power why not just throw Trump in jail CIA Director: BECAUSE WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN OK KYLE"
X Link 2024-02-02T15:19Z 49.9K followers, 1.4M engagements
"That RFK Jr. commercial was funded by measles. #SuperBowl"
X Link 2024-02-12T01:06Z 49.9K followers, 224.1K engagements
"I hope NYC will be okay. 60% of its economy is Dilbert calendars"
X Link 2024-02-20T00:23Z 49.9K followers, 596.3K engagements
"Waaaaaaaah Someone I agreed to do an interview with posted it and now everyone thinks Im a dead-eyed molasses-brained hate monger simply because thats exactly what I am Waaaaaaaaaaaah"
X Link 2024-02-25T05:33Z 49.9K followers, 1.7M engagements
"Please give Lauren Boeberts family the same decency and respect in this time of crisis as she and the rest of the republicans have given Hunter Biden"
X Link 2024-02-28T13:20Z 49.9K followers, 2.7M engagements
"You cant break into the Capitol while theyre certifying an election to exercise your free speech rights Rebecca. Like its legal to bake cupcakes but if I break into the Smithsonian and use Neil Armstrongs astronaut helmet as a mixing bowl Im going to jail. I am still in utter disbelief by Thursdays verdict. Never in my life did I imagine my own government would charge me as a criminal for exercising my religious liberties and rights to free speech which are guaranteed by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. They are I am still in utter disbelief by Thursdays verdict. Never in my life"
X Link 2024-04-08T13:21Z 49.9K followers, 518.9K engagements
"@kylegriffin1 Between the diaper the napping the constant complaining about the cold and now the brief and boring sex Im starting to think that maybe Trump ISNT the virile Rambo-type that the flags elderly people fly from their boats would have you believe"
X Link 2024-05-07T16:38Z 49.9K followers, 656.3K engagements
"Saying you remind me of my daughter right before having sex with someone should disqualify you from not only the presidency but from like literally everything"
X Link 2024-05-07T21:00Z 49.9K followers, 96.3K engagements
"The candidate on the left is driving you to the place you want to go but much slower than you would like. The candidate on the right vows to drive into a brick wall at [---] MPH. Theres a third party candidate whose brain was eaten by worms. HOW TO CHOOSE"
X Link 2024-05-15T17:40Z 49.9K followers, 279.5K engagements
"I dont get it. His mom did her own research and now knows more about how vaccines work than doctors do. Surely Toby can find a Rumble video that teaches him how to transplant a healthy lung better than the surgeons at the Mayo Clinic right"
X Link 2024-05-26T13:03Z 49.9K followers, 281.4K engagements
"Filthy liberal here. Earlier I watched my sons marching band play patriotic music in the Memorial Day parade. Now Im at a BBQ looking at an American flag eating burgers. Were Americans too MAGA. We just love our country more than the man who wants to be its dictator"
X Link 2024-05-27T19:06Z 49.9K followers, 623.3K engagements
"I see Turning Point USA is promoting raw milk. Im not sure when it became alpha to die like an 18th century peasant but Im not gonna stand in anyones way. Calling it now: the next big MAGA fad will be medieval medicine Blood lettings on the barber pole to own the libs"
X Link 2024-06-12T16:40Z 49.9K followers, 107.8K engagements
"@laurenboebert Low blow Lauren. Which is weird because you usually save those for when youre at the theater"
X Link 2024-07-11T11:04Z 49.9K followers, 222.1K engagements
"The Trump campaign had no plan for Biden dropping out because on a fundamental level nobody in Trump world could conceive of a man willingly giving up power for the good of his country"
X Link 2024-07-22T12:08Z 49.9K followers, 871K engagements
"@ask_aubry Dudes who are overly-concerned with how many men a woman has been with are really just saying I am so bad and inconsiderate during sex that if you have literally any other baseline of comparison youll immediately leave me and then Ill have to post about male loneliness (TM)"
X Link 2024-07-24T14:11Z 49.9K followers, 446.8K engagements
"@MaryLTrump I love that they just took his ONE issue off the table. Hes had nothing else. Hes got no policy or ideas. All thats left is a slowing [--] year old man his sponge cake brain drying out and turning brittle in the hot Florida sun. A broken bag of bile in a red hat"
X Link 2024-07-24T23:38Z 49.9K followers, 639.8K engagements
"MAGA keeps sharing this. Do they think its bad I dont get it. I mean this is a picture of the super-smart senior girl with all the best albums and books in her dorm room that you had a soul-flattening crush on your freshmen year right"
X Link 2024-08-10T12:05Z 49.9K followers, 1.1M engagements
"Joey stop I was already going to vote for Kamala you dont have to gild the lily"
X Link 2024-08-12T11:13Z 49.9K followers, 119.4K engagements
"@KamalaHQ @FPWellman Whoever is writing these statements needs a raise"
X Link 2024-08-13T03:09Z 49.9K followers, 227.7K engagements
"I love that were about to elect a Black and Indian woman president the same year that we finally took USA chants back from people who carry confederate flags. Crowd chanting USA at the DNC https://t.co/zNh8WBPNRM Crowd chanting USA at the DNC https://t.co/zNh8WBPNRM"
X Link 2024-08-19T23:44Z 49.9K followers, 130.2K engagements
"Just a reminder that Barack Obama used the bulk of his political capital to give health care to people. Joe Biden used his to invest massively in infrastructure. And Donald Trump used his to give tax cuts to the wealthy. Vote for your interests folks. Obama: And I've noticed by the way that since it's become popular they don't call it Obamacare no more. https://t.co/hQXCFcxoHc Obama: And I've noticed by the way that since it's become popular they don't call it Obamacare no more. https://t.co/hQXCFcxoHc"
X Link 2024-08-21T03:25Z 49.9K followers, 2M engagements
"@atrupar Listen if youre getting both an abortion AND a vasectomy you obviously have a lot going on so of course treat yourself to a snow cone"
X Link 2024-08-22T23:27Z 49.9K followers, 81.4K engagements
"The backpedaling by a lot of the MAGA who went after Gus Walz yesterday is a good example of how their power is dimming. Polite society isnt willing to put up with Trump-like behavior anymore and theyre pushing back on it. Turns out people DONT want to live in a snake pit"
X Link 2024-08-23T23:02Z 49.9K followers, 287.2K engagements
"Twitter Christians are so unaccustomed to actual Christianity that when they see someone feed hungry kids or offer to help a poor person buy a house they immediately think its the devils work"
X Link 2024-08-26T20:16Z 49.9K followers, 391.6K engagements
"Ill say this slowly so MAGA can understand it: If. Russia. Wants. Your. Candidate. To. Be. Elected. Then. He. Shouldnt. Be. Elected"
X Link 2024-09-04T20:39Z 49.9K followers, 4.7M engagements
"Guys Mark Hamill just followed me. I feel like Ive won Twitter. For as silly as this site is Im legitimately honored. Thank you @MarkHamill. (My 30th HS reunion is coming up in November. Instead of a name tag Im just going to print this out and pin it to my chest:)"
X Link 2024-09-05T03:36Z 49.9K followers, 205K engagements
"My wife: Did you take out the garbage Me: I have CONCEPTS of taking out the garbage"
X Link 2024-09-11T02:32Z 49.9K followers, 165.4K engagements
"@RonFilipkowski Midge Greene and Laura Loomer fighting over Trumps affections is like watching two filthy pigeons fight over a pizza crust that somebody crushed out a cigarette in"
X Link 2024-09-12T16:51Z 49.9K followers, 236.4K engagements
"@elonmusk If you think THATs bad I read a tweet last night from the OWNER of a major media company all but calling for violence against Kamala Harris. In a very beta move he deleted it and pretended it was a joke but it was gross and scary and I hope youll do something about it"
X Link 2024-09-16T15:09Z 49.9K followers, 172.9K engagements
"Say what you want about the Cybertruck but it provides the service of telling you exactly the kind of person behind the wheel in a way that we havent seen since the Hummer H3"
X Link 2024-09-18T16:40Z 49.9K followers, 283K engagements
"Heres a tip: If youre forced to go on TV and draw a distinction between adjudicated sexual assault and rape for your presidential candidate you dont have a very good presidential candidate. Hope this helps @gop"
X Link 2024-10-08T19:31Z 49.9K followers, 108K engagements
"These are cataclysmically dumb people"
X Link 2024-10-10T03:11Z 49.9K followers, 358.6K engagements
"If Harris had stopped a town hall and played music for [--] minutes swaying like a sunflower in the wind they would have broken into prime time programming with a special report that the democratic candidate had lost her mind"
X Link 2024-10-15T03:21Z 49.9K followers, 278.4K engagements
"The pettiest part of me hopes that after Kamala wins that a lame-duck Biden goes full scorched earth against Trumps attempts to sow fraud conspiracies. Just full-on Gen. Sherman level salt the earth crush it in the crib viscousness. And then he retires happily to the beach"
X Link 2024-10-19T11:14Z 49.9K followers, 285.9K engagements
"Weird how John Kelly joined the marines in [----] served for [--] years became the Head of Homeland Security and then Chief of Staff only to decide ALL OF A SUDDEN to become a liar and traitor. I mean UNLESS of course Trump actually IS a dumb fascist. MAGA Your thoughts"
X Link 2024-10-23T12:32Z 49.9K followers, 1M engagements
"When I toured with the Army I had to submit my entire act in writing ahead of time because even though I was a comedian I was representing the Army on THEIR stage & what I said reflected on them. Just a little food for thought as you consider comedy & context tonight"
X Link 2024-10-28T00:03Z 49.9K followers, 161.8K engagements
"In [----] Ed Muskie was forced out of the presidential race because his voice cracked during an impassioned defense of his wife. To lose discipline like that was considered unpresidential. Anywho heres Donald Trump fellating a microphone:"
X Link 2024-11-02T13:34Z 49.9K followers, 707.2K engagements
"Get the word out to Nevada. Tweet this like crazy. Nevadans: PICK UP YOUR PHONE I cant believe Im saying this as a guy who thinks picking up calls from random numbers should be against the law but if you voted in Nevada pick up your phone I cant believe Im saying this as a guy who thinks picking up calls from random numbers should be against the law but if you voted in Nevada pick up your phone"
X Link 2024-11-05T21:50Z 49.9K followers, 760.4K engagements
"Hi Frank DOGE eliminated [---] employees of the NOAA in February. The NOAA also lost a further [----] employees to early retirement offered by DOGE. The administration is looking to cut [----] MORE jobs through budget reductions in [----]. COOL SUNGLASSES https://federalnewsnetwork.com/workforce/2025/06/noaa-seeks-17-cut-to-workforce-next-year-after-firing-hundreds-of-probationary-employees/readmore=1 @jayblackisfunny The budget cuts are FY26. https://federalnewsnetwork.com/workforce/2025/06/noaa-seeks-17-cut-to-workforce-next-year-after-firing-hundreds-of-probationary-employees/readmore=1"
X Link 2025-07-05T22:35Z 49.9K followers, 616.4K engagements
"You can already see the MAGA comments about Trump starting to turn. They were [--] bro not toddlers talking themselves into the thought that trafficking teenagers isnt so terrible. The entire world has become an objectively worse place since he oozed down that escalator"
X Link 2025-07-26T05:24Z 49.9K followers, 67.6K engagements
"Went to the drug store today to get my prescription. Its usually $40 but when I went to pay they touched my hand & said No by the grace of Donald Trump the price is nowwe give YOU $560. Everyone started clapping as we realized he did it He got drug prices down 1500%"
X Link 2025-08-05T01:55Z 49.9K followers, 70.3K engagements
"I hope whoever is treating him is handpicked by RFK Jr"
X Link 2025-08-30T12:04Z 49.9K followers, 106.5K engagements
"Charlie Kirk is dead. Theyll discuss the political ideology of the shooter. Theyll discuss who responded in good taste and in bad. Theyll discuss if video games or SSRIs are to blame. The only thing they wont discuss is the obvious way to stop it from happening again"
X Link 2025-09-10T20:44Z 49.9K followers, 394.8K engagements
"Groypers are run by Nick Fuentes who has publicly feuded with Charlie Kirk so much that it led to and Im not making this up the Groyper Wars I and II. Kirks shooter appears to be a Groyper which means 1) MAGA owes us an apology and 2) this world is very stupid"
X Link 2025-09-12T18:32Z 49.9K followers, 176.8K engagements
"You wanna know why the right is so angry Because they control the government and not only have things not gotten better everything is worse. Pretending the left is responsible for politically violent rhetoric is easier than accountability sooooooo"
X Link 2025-09-14T14:44Z 49.9K followers, 897K engagements
"Jimmy Kimmel is being indefinitely shelved by ABC proving that the only thing its safe to say on TV anymore is that you want to kill homeless people"
X Link 2025-09-17T23:02Z 49.9K followers, 249K engagements
"My brother-in-law is an expert in autism and he says that the science is clear: The reason so many kids are being diagnosed with autism is because The Epstein Files havent been released yet"
X Link 2025-09-22T13:41Z 49.9K followers, 278.8K engagements
"Theyre coming for IVF. Theyre coming for gay marriage. Theyre plotting for a 3rd term. We got called hysterical by MAGA & chastised for not being pure enough by the leftists and all I can tell you is that its no fun screaming I told you so when were all burning together"
X Link 2025-10-24T20:36Z 49.9K followers, 2M engagements
"@tedcruz How is our army emasculated Did Donald Trump insult its wife and father and it just stood there and took it with a sad smile on its face"
X Link 2021-05-20T18:38Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"As a man who used to abuse adderall listen to my expert opinion: Whats left of Trumps brain was vibrating through the Speed Force tonight. They gave him the shot Pink got during Comfortably Numb. He had more adderall in him than an entire class of kids taking the SATs"
X Link 2024-03-03T02:41Z 49.9K followers, 1.6M engagements
"One time I bombed so hard at a Comedy Zone in Virginia Beach that I cried the entire length of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge on the way home. Still though Ive never bombed so hard that I actually swayed the course of American History"
X Link 2024-10-28T02:06Z 49.9K followers, 162.5K engagements
"Harris: Elect me so I can help everyone. Trump: Elect me so I can hurt the people you hate. I mean Im not biblical scholar but one of those positions sure does feel more Christian than the other"
X Link 2024-11-03T14:08Z 49.9K followers, 1.2M engagements
"They say its for health reasons but you kinda know in the deep parts of your soul that banning soda for people on SNAP is some weird puritanical judgment on the poor right The world is hard; I feel like everyone should be allowed to have a Mr. Pibb from time to time"
X Link 2025-08-05T19:47Z 49.9K followers, 2.1M engagements
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