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@georgediano George T. DianoRaila Odinga, a prominent Kenyan politician, has passed away, and his burial has sparked significant attention, with many leaders and citizens paying their respects. Former President Uhuru Kenyatta and President William Ruto were among those who attended the burial, but their interactions and the events surrounding the ceremony have garnered notable interest. The passing of Raila Odinga has also led to speculation about the future of Kenyan politics and potential shifts in power dynamics.
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"Truth be told men are attracted to lean women the ones whose nyash is stiff & waistlines look like they were drawn using a compass. A woman who has taken care of her body will always have an upper hand in the dating scene especially those ladies whove met their gym instructors more times than their boyfriends. That explains why half the countrys women have migrated to the gym in a ratio of 5:1 against men. Nowadays gyms look like womens conferences with occasional lost men wandering around like interns. That's also one of the reasons why BBL & Ozempic mikoras have turned hospitals into body"
X Link 2025-12-03T18:07Z 177.5K followers, 117.7K engagements
"Someone confirm if this is AI before Walala hoii tukose Maoni.👀"
X Link 2025-12-09T19:35Z 177.5K followers, 336.6K engagements
"Walala Hoii Alliance has been invited to join the National Economic Development Party (NEDP) under the stewardship of Mike Sonko to form a coalition. These talks will be spearheaded by the party leader who is set to be elected this Friday during the Walala Hoii General elections"
X Link 2025-12-09T10:13Z 177.5K followers, 48.5K engagements
"The Catholic Church built a community water project in Mutitu in 2009 to serve over 30000 residents of Nyeri Laikipia and Nyahururu. Crooked officials tried to unlawfully take over the project lakini the Court ordered that all assets be returned to community. After being Defeated in court Water Resources Authority officials backed by armed police destroyed water meters damaged the water outlet and redirected the water back into the river. This reminded me of an incident in Tongaren constituency where some Mzungus installed massive Solar panels to supply electricity to resident of Tabani ward"
X Link 2025-12-09T12:20Z 177.5K followers, 229.5K engagements
"But to be very honest as much as most of us are educated we still turn out to be idiots by nature. Tell me why even with information about Ruto being a professional thief and a land grabber we still went ahead and voted for him. Now he's eating Maasai Mara Safaricom KPC and even our gold reserves are not spared. He graduated from throwing teargas at children to using live bullets. From burning women in churches to now sending infants to Sayuni. From free education to hefty school fees. From free maternal healthcare to a system thats expensive and barely functioning. Despite all this there is"
X Link 2025-12-10T06:56Z 177.5K followers, 121.3K engagements
"Truphena Muthoni has less than 3hrs remaining to pass the XX hour mark. Nyeris governor office is crowded & a magnitude of people have come out to support one of their daughters forcing the police to lock people outside. I've said it before Murimaa folks always support each other. If Turu angekuwa anatoka huko kwetu western especially Sikhendu walimwengu wangekuwa washa mrushia vikumb remotely. At 24hr mark angeanze kuona marudurudu god one. Luhyas hardly support each other wivu hukuwa mingi saidii. Kwanza pale Sikhendu ni mahali watu huchinja kuku wakiskia mtoto wa Jirani ameanguka KSCE."
X Link 2025-12-11T06:38Z 177.5K followers, 70.2K engagements
"Lydia Wanjiru who just recently inflated her nyash and resurrected her fallen soldiers through BBL is now travelling while sleeping like a dehydrated Morocco lizard at the back of her own car terrified of accidentally sitting on her newly imported cosmetic sitting apparatus. One wrong move and the whole investment might deflate like a boda boda tyre on Tongaren Roads. Daughters of Agrippina are out here injecting hopes dreams silicone and twelve months salary into their nyash just to impress Sons of Adam men who cant even tell the difference between a natural curve and a WiFi router. The"
X Link 2025-12-02T17:54Z 177.5K followers, 239.5K engagements
"Festus Amimo the big boss of Mayienga FM decided to discuss urgent power supply issues by booking a deluxe room at After XX Hotel with his charming colleague Collata Ann Ngesa. Agenda Ensuring zero blackouts in the electricity department. According to the DCI's juicy report the hotel's security manager got a frantic call from Colleta screaming that Amimo had suddenly collapsed mid-presentation. When they burst into room XXX there he was unresponsive on the floor but his horizontal engineering apparatus still standing tall at full attention saluting like a loyal soldier refusing to power down"
X Link 2025-12-09T09:13Z 177.5K followers, 54.8K engagements
"@Mwafreeka But we never saw this in court or is the coping mechanism selective based on circumstances"
X Link 2025-12-10T12:42Z 177.5K followers, 10.6K engagements
"KU comrades see you in a few. I'll be passing through Kasarani Roysambu Kawaha Wendani/ Sukari then we finish our campaigns at Ruiru Gwa Kairo. Today is our final stretch as we prepare for the Elections tomorrow. Chesaa👀"
X Link 2025-12-11T11:37Z 177.5K followers, 72.2K engagements
"Good morning my beautiful people it's a very important day for Walala Hoii. Kindly click on the link below & make your vote count"
X Link 2025-12-12T06:30Z 177.5K followers, 23.2K engagements
"The Slow Death Of Festivals Driven By Greed Earlier this year we witnessed an impressive array of cultural events celebrating the diverse identities that make up our society. From Luo Festival Ngemi Korom Mulembe Night Kisii Festival and many others these gatherings attracted sizeable crowds and their organizers walked away with significant financial success. However a few months later nearly XX% of these events have deteriorated into pale imitations of their former selves. In the Kalenjin space event organizers appear to be in an unsustainable race to outdo one another. Every weekend"
X Link 2025-12-13T05:30Z 177.5K followers, 6499 engagements
"Another day to cry with a stranger. Housing a househelp together with her special need kid means she's a woman with a golden heart. Thanks to @Shell_Kenya for always changing lives. Remember to always fuel at shell & join the #KameivanaNaShell club. Good job @shikshaarora_ "
X Link 2025-12-05T04:00Z 177.5K followers, 58.2K engagements
"As always the organized bandit is taking all the credit but somehow he's always exposed by the gods"
X Link 2025-12-05T05:17Z 177.5K followers, 100.9K engagements
"A lady by the name Sonia previously known for her melanin shade that lovingly resembled a used engine oil finally got tired of society calling her Dark & Lovely but mostly dark. So She decided to take the shortcut to glory the legendary notorious internationally rejected but locally celebrated Caroline Light alias CaroLight. The company's slogan says Skin tone in one week. But what they did NOT mention is Choose which parts. Sonia applied the cream faithfully like a national project. Arms White. Chest White. Legs Brighter than a newborn highlighter. But the thorax base that neck region that"
X Link 2025-12-05T17:34Z 177.5K followers, 147.4K engagements
"The Principal Secretary for Environment Dr. Festus Ngeno is said to be the one who frustrated the Kenyas newest national hero Truphena Muthoni ultimately denying her the opportunity to participate on the global stage. Yamune cartels will be the end of many Kenyan dreams"
X Link 2025-12-11T10:27Z 177.5K followers, 164K engagements
"Iyo ukarabati @djeduhmaks umeanza kufanya will eliminate you from conducting any future polls. As much as I'm winning this with a landslide we all can see what you're trying to do to rescue your friend kitabu kumi from a distance embarrassment"
X Link 2025-12-12T17:05Z 177.5K followers, 19.3K engagements
"It was pure drama over there in Kilimani after Daughter of Agrippina caught her mzungu sweetheart grazing in forbidden pastures with Anyango Nyama Mbichi. My friend the slaps this son of Adam is receiving can reboot a whole WiFi router. The guy is standing there seeing marudurudu looking like a confused he-goat stammering Babe I was only giving her a lift as a Good Samaritan But daughter of Agrippina is not buying that story at all. Shes accusing the Mzungu bf of wanting to change his diet and taste Obambo fiiis where the natural soup is sweeter than imported honey. If this is how the long"
X Link 2025-12-12T18:27Z 177.5K followers, 23.3K engagements
"The Slow Death Of Festivals Driven By Greed Earlier this year we witnessed an impressive array of cultural events celebrating the diverse identities that make up our society. From Luo Festival Ngemi Korom Mulembe Night Kisii Festival and many others these gatherings attracted sizeable crowds and their organizers walked away with significant financial success. However a few months later nearly XX% of these events have deteriorated into pale imitations of their former selves. In the Kalenjin space event organizers appear to be in an unsustainable race to outdo one another. Every weekend"
X Link 2025-12-13T06:07Z 177.5K followers, 56.4K engagements
"This is a classic example of how hypergamy works. And your woman will pretend she hates kibe & you will believe her mumuu I experienced this first hand over the weekend with a friend who owns a GLE. We met yellow yellow damsels at the parking lot of a certain mall along Thika rd. My guy went straight to the point on what his intentions were- to measure their diameters & booooom daughters of Agrippina were there at the backseat beating for us stories like we've known each other for years. My guy dropped me at my hacienda without my consent ending up enjoying the sacred fruits of fulumbanya all"
X Link 2025-12-03T10:58Z 177.5K followers, 455.8K engagements
"In the History of Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) this was one of the most controversial Band-1 student admitted to our institution. You see Women Chesaa"
X Link 2025-12-07T08:15Z 177.5K followers, 235.1K engagements
"HOW A DRUNK MINISTERS LOOSE TONGUE SAVED JAMES ORENGOS LIFE In the tense suspicious air of post-1982 Kenya when the state hunted dissent with a quiet clinical brutality James Orengo walked the corridors of Parliament like a marked man without knowing it. The Moi government was still shaking off the dust of the attempted coup and the intelligence machinery had turned inward sniffing out enemies real or imagined. Orengo brilliant young fearless and defiantly loud was precisely the kind of politician the regime wanted to silence. And yet the warning that saved him did not come from an informer"
X Link 2025-12-07T17:49Z 177.5K followers, 118.7K engagements
"Somalis shouldn't involve Africans in their fight with the American govt. As Kenyans we've had a cordial relationship with the American people & the same problem that the American people have with them is exactly what we also have over here. Kenya Stands With the US government"
X Link 2025-12-08T03:00Z 177.5K followers, 82.2K engagements
"Good morning my beautiful people. It's yet another day that the lord has made. I have the confidence of a man fully charged with mkombero juice inside a Spa in Kilimani. We are going to win this with a landslide. X day to the Walala Hoii General elections. #DianoTanoFresh"
X Link 2025-12-10T03:00Z 177.5K followers, 19.4K engagements
"I watched this young lady laughing and smiling as they narrated on the Iko Nini podcast how their friend jumped to her death. She was among those suspected to have sent their friend to Sayuni prematurely. I watched the podcast with a lot of mixed feelings. It was as if the whole incident meant nothing to her or maybe thats their way of coping with the death of a friend by not showing any empathy. Ive seen people claiming that Iko Nini guests usually take some stimulants to heighten the vibe before shooting the podcast saying the lady looked like she was high on something based on her eyes. As"
X Link 2025-12-10T04:00Z 177.5K followers, 252K engagements
"I have watched her video and you could clearly see pain in her eyes. Health experts said that this type of challenge is X times more lethal than marathon running. This explains why the 22yrs old Truphena Muthoni looks like a 40yrs old who has been going through a lot in life. I hope this will be her last attempt to try & break his own record of hugging muti. She's doing something incredible though advocating for the preservation of indigenous trees and conservation of our environment. May Yehova Wanyonyi give her strength to complete her mission & add a paragraph in the Guinness Book of world"
X Link 2025-12-10T05:53Z 177.5K followers, 259.9K engagements
"There are fundis currently picketing at Kathy's Karen home. Word has it that the Soprano guy has failed to pay mafundi working at his construction site yet he is loitering around the country in the name of empowering Walala Hoii with his cricket voice"
X Link 2025-12-10T12:17Z 177.5K followers, 16.7K engagements
"Nikama our boy alikula Vumbi moja hatari sana alivunjwa vunjwa akaachwa akiwa paralyzed. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the Son of Adam as he tries to circumnavigate through the corridors of Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where Dust reign supreme"
X Link 2025-12-10T19:40Z 177.5K followers, 49.1K engagements
"Mercedes lovers & users knows that the Body and Chassis of this older version of E-Class was impressively fortified by its maker. Properly hardened and stabilised. Jirongo was driving a very good car ni ngumu ikupeleka Sayuni. Nikama hiyo basi ilikua imeachilia freno"
X Link 2025-12-13T09:02Z 177.5K followers, 109.9K engagements
"Gachagua needs to return to the U.S. and complete the tour he prematurely ended in order to focus on the recently concluded by-elections. His current tone reflects a leader speaking from a place of frustration rather than strategy. Insisting that Nairobi must have a governor from Mt. Kenya is not only politically shortsighted but also an overreach that risks becoming more than he can reasonably manage"
X Link 2025-12-01T10:39Z 177.4K followers, 83.4K engagements
"One is too stiff for happiness hakuna mtu hapo"
X Link 2025-12-02T05:18Z 177.3K followers, 86.7K engagements
"This is the man attempting to unseat me from a position I have legitimately & honorably held since 2020 a role in which I have consistently imparted wise counsel to the Walala Hoiis on the art of becoming alpha males and formidable women of stature. Hapa hakuna mtu🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2025-12-02T10:45Z 177.4K followers, 176.4K engagements
"Barely a month after our singing bird permanently parted ways with the Kaugali Betty Bayos brother has now opened the family group chat to the public. The man came out swinging like a village drunkard defending his last sachet KC ginger. He exposed Tash of being a womanizer & a kupe claiming that Betty was the one keeping him like a newborn goat. Apparently Betty's bro claims that the guy is even planning to marry another lady barely a month after their sister departed to the lands of no return a lady the family suspects would not love Betty's kids & take over her assets. The brother went on"
X Link 2025-12-03T09:01Z 177.4K followers, 183.4K engagements
"There has been a silent pandemic of overweight Kenyans recently. The Kenyan film industry has just lost another top actor with diabetes & BP complications. Majority of the guys dropping dead are overweight. Being overweight is having one leg in the other world of Sayuni"
X Link 2025-12-04T12:38Z 177.3K followers, 218.1K engagements
"Trump: We have the Olympics here Kenyans do very well in Olympics. Affordable bloggers: Love him or hate him William Ruto is a genius in his US visit he has secured a chance for Kenyan athletes to participate in the Olympics.🤡"
X Link 2025-12-04T19:07Z 177.3K followers, 75.9K engagements
"She will be the first casualty when the owners of ODM roar. Mama Ida Odinga will be the end of this chiriku who's in bed with Kasongo. Things are boiling nicely"
X Link 2025-12-07T09:18Z 177.4K followers, 96.2K engagements
"Im generally not someone who finds much to admire in this government but Im also not that wicked to ignore genuine merit where it exists. And to be fair Raymond Omollo deserves his due. He is the quiet force behind much of the Interior Ministrys success and one of the few PSs who has consistently operated above tribal lines. His office has employed kenyans from across the country without ethnic favoritism creating a more inclusive professional environment. In fact many of the Kumi Bila Break soloists affiliated with his office are thriving and quite a number of them hail from Murima. He's a"
X Link 2025-12-10T13:50Z 177.4K followers, 72K engagements
"There can never be anyone like her. She was beautiful inside out"
X Link 2025-09-18T05:30Z 177.4K followers, 144.5K engagements
"@djeduhmaks @Bookten8 @Entr_dawood @wambuijoan2024 We've confirmed that the systems is all running & ready for 12th. I have so much Faith in these Electoral Commission of Twitter (ECT) under your stewardship bwana chairman.🫡"
X Link 2025-12-04T17:32Z 177.4K followers, 6099 engagements
"STATEMENT FROM WALALA HOII MOVEMENT. It has come to My attention as the Chairperson of the Walala Hoii that For the last two weeks the mighty Koko meko the trusted cooker of survival has gone on maternity leave without notice. The refill stations have been emptier than a Kenyan politicians promises after elections. This has thrown the entire Walala Hoii Community into a national crisis. You see with just KSh XXX a household could cook for a whole month three meals a day minus meat because meat is currently for people with payslips and Gods favor. Currently my people from the sacred tribe of"
X Link 2025-12-07T15:21Z 177.4K followers, 94.6K engagements
"@Entr_dawood I'll assign you as my deputy.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2025-12-07T17:52Z 177.4K followers, 7443 engagements
"Ever since I highlighted the issue of Koko refill stations switching from full service to full silence my inbox has transformed into something between Vietnam and a therapy session for hungry Kenyans. Kenyans are messaging me like Im the Chief Operations Officer of Koko or the Director of National Cooking Affairs. I open my inbox and find XX missed messages XX voice notes of people coughing kerosene smoke & XX photos of burnt sufurias X person was threatening to fry skuma wiki using hot water and faith. Another guy sent me a voice note whispering like hes hiding in a bunker Chairman I"
X Link 2025-12-08T16:01Z 177.4K followers, 50.5K engagements
"There was drama at the just concluded World Athletic Championship in Tokyo after a man wearing weave armed with a makagare participated in women's XXX metres hit. The womens athletics team had to pull the plug on the tournament; boycott lawsuits and a demand to erase Valentina Petrillos results. The boycott left the Organizers sweating bullets because the ladies had refused to run jump or even jog on the spot. Their argument was Simple. They say they signed up to compete with women not with someone who shows up with a pair of imported Fujian apples up top and a full-size makagare swinging"
X Link 2025-09-21T12:00Z 177.4K followers, 87.8K engagements
"The lady infront of you is Madam Collata Ann Ngesa the alleged electrician-in-chief caught in a high voltage illegal power supply project with one Mr. Festus Amimo the Head of Radio at Mayienga FM who is currently enjoying cool breeze at the mortuary under 24/7 protection of jeshi la jokovu. Mwendazake in his Olympic ambition swallowed Viagra like a generator operator boosting voltage during a national blackout. Alikuwa amejipanga kusupply umeme at full voltage delivering strokes at a high velocity of XXX kmps enough to power Langata cemetery for three nights. The two horizontal engineers"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:57Z 177.4K followers, 54.7K engagements
"In front of you is a 33-year-old yellow yellow damsel from Zimbabwe who goes by the name Zvikomborero Maria Makedenge. The name itself tells you that this woman is a live wire on matters horizontal engineering . Madam is based in the US slaying & paying taxes but just like every other summer bunny when the temperature drops abroad her village GPS activates and she flies back home to remind the villagers that I made it. At the airport she bumps into a tall dark & handsome man & it was love at first sight Two weeks later theyre already doing family introductions. Ruracio talks loading Mareej on"
X Link 2025-12-05T11:56Z 177.4K followers, 66.8K engagements
"Over the weekend weve witnessed events that require deep reflection on life. As the VC of Kalahari Institute Ive been quietly marking attendance in the comment section like a disciplined lecturer. But today I must address the photo below. Gentlemen any time you walk into a club and see women dressed in mosquito nets branded as fashion clothes only covering the confidential files just know youve entered a Harlots Den and not a social club. If theyre holding signboards of foolishness & escort every expensive bottle with a candlelight entourage thats your cue to evacuate the premises with"
X Link 2025-11-12T11:30Z 177.5K followers, 145.6K engagements
"The lady who airlifted our Boy Lee to Sayuni without a return ticket has finally been unmasked. Lilian Moraa was arrested after launching Ben-Kumi from the 14th floor parachuteless. To show you how heartless daughters of Agrippina can be Madam shumileta simply tucked herself back in bed and continued sleeping like a newborn goat after connecting our boy to Sayuni's WiFi signal. DCI sleuths stormed in XX minutes later only to find her snoring like someone who had just won a government tender. Investigations reveal that Moraa met Ben-Kumi on a dating app the type where people lie more than"
X Link 2025-12-05T10:00Z 177.5K followers, 253.1K engagements
"Charlene Ruto today visited Muhudu Ward in Hamisi Constituency to motivate young women interested in modelling.👀"
X Link 2025-12-06T12:04Z 177.5K followers, 174.3K engagements
"The car market is flooded with second hand Mercedes Benz and it's not about the economy. Unsolicited advice unless you know the owner of the car & you know the history of the car well never ever buy a second hand merc. Nilikua na meza mara Moja mara mbili those days. Chesaa"
X Link 2025-12-06T19:50Z 177.5K followers, 98K engagements
"MONEY STOLEN FROM THE US BY SOMALIS. X. Abdiaziz Shafii Farah: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XX years in prison; ordered to pay nearly $XX million in restitution (with other defendants). X. Mohamed Jama Ismail: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XX years in prison; pocketed over $XXX million personally. X. Mukhtar Mohamed Shariff: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XXXX years in prison; allegedly pocketed more than $XXX million. X. Aimee Bock: Founder of "Feeding Our Future" convicted at trial; allegedly received $XXX million personally in program funds. X. Salim Said: Convicted at"
X Link 2025-12-07T11:52Z 177.5K followers, 204K engagements
"After being slapped with the reality about his health risks Kabuda confidently said A new body will be given in heaven as if hes ordering a replacement battery from Jumia. My friend theres no warranty replacement for a body you willingly wrecked. This same body hes abusing today will file a complaint in the High Court of Pain & Regret. The day your body starts demanding refunds for the nonsense you fed it even the money youve made will be too shy to help. Medical bills are not jokes those bills will humble you and your ancestors up to seven generations. And when Sayuni comes calling his fans"
X Link 2025-12-08T11:56Z 177.5K followers, 216.8K engagements
"The Kenyan music industry is dying and the corporate world is happily playing the drum thats leading us there. These days mediocrity has become the national anthem proudly performed by celebrities who would auction their dignity for views. Someone like Bahati can release a musical catastrophe the kind that makes your ears file a restraining order yet somehow still walk away with brand endorsements from big corporates. Because to them its not about artistry its about publicity impressions and how loudly your chaos trends on TikTok. Most Kenyan artists and DJs have now realized that mediocrity"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:08Z 177.5K followers, 80.9K engagements
"In an economy that's almost chocking common mwananchi this cannot survive to see the new year"
X Link 2025-12-10T08:00Z 177.5K followers, 43.5K engagements
"Imagine this you chose vibes over wisdom when you decided to settle down with a single mother whose kids you never contributed a single coin even to buy a packet of milk or Mr Berry. Now Betty has checked into Sayuni Deluxe Suite and the kids funded faithfully by their biological father Pastor Kanyari himself are still looking at you like Morio so whats your plan But you in your full helmet of confusion still insisting you want to remain with the kids. Remain doing what Supervision Emotional support Or standing in the living room like a displaced UN observer Because clearly finances is not"
X Link 2025-12-10T18:13Z 177.5K followers, 169.2K engagements
"So picture this Truphena Muthoni our national treasure was supposed to fly to Brazil for the environmental competition. But the cartels at the Ministry of Environment suddenly sprouted like weeds and demanded a 300K bribe so that Munene could irrigate his throat with premium ethanol. When Truphena couldnt raise the cash the ministrys cheering squad packed their bags and left Kenya without the contestants. Imagine a country going to the World Cup without the team players just vibes and allowances. Allegedly one generous office offered to assist her but only if she agreed to be supplied with"
X Link 2025-12-11T07:27Z 177.5K followers, 257K engagements
"Reincarnation of an Icon. All hail the Daughters of Mumbi"
X Link 2025-12-11T08:06Z 177.5K followers, 91K engagements
"Githunguri MP Gathoni Wamuchomba pledges a years supply of sanitary towels to Truphena Muthoni after her 72-hour tree-hugging feat. Lets say she uses softcare X costs ksh XX. Assume she uses X per cycle. XX 3= XXX XXX 12= 3060. Makofi kwa mheshimiwa.😌"
X Link 2025-12-11T12:35Z 177.5K followers, 150.6K engagements
"In front of you ladies and gentlemen is First Lady Rozy Amimo wife to the legendary horizontal engineer the late Festus Amimo. A man who allegedly transitioned to Sayuni in line of duty while supplying electricity like a brand-new Yamaha KDV generator on a full tank. Unfortunately mwendazake overloaded the transformer after overdosing on Viagra and the system shut down permanently. As you can see Mama Rozy is not short of sweet words. Shes here pouring praises like a Luo MC at a dowry ceremony despite the husband cheating on her to a point of dying on top of a damsel literally holding a"
X Link 2025-12-12T07:55Z 177.5K followers, 58.3K engagements
"Gini wasekao. Weve taken an early lead with XX hours remaining before the polls close. Use the link below to cast your votes and ensure we secure a resounding landslide victory"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:54Z 177.5K followers, 34.4K engagements
"I urge my competitors to relax their nerves and stop vibrating like a faulty Dildo as Walala Hoii members cast their votes. Politics is not a matter of life and death no one is being buried today so theres absolutely no reason for my brother @Entr_dawood to start catching feelings like overdue rent. Im told he has already been rushed to Mama Lucy after suffering a serious political paranoia. The man was so sure of a landslide win that he even rehearsed his victory dance only for his strongholds to turn out looking like a Jehova witness crusade. I sincerely wish him a quick recovery and once"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:33Z 177.5K followers, 29.8K engagements
"This BBL procedure will show us things daughter of Agrippina over here is flying to Mombasa seated like a grasshopper. We are wondering how Rubani is going to initiate takeoff with one of the passager not seated with a seatbelt on. Hapa Kuna drama kama kawa walala hoii.👀"
X Link 2025-12-12T19:12Z 177.5K followers, 127K engagements
"May the world be kind to our young Mlala Hoii. 🫶🏽"
X Link 2025-12-12T20:35Z 177.5K followers, 48K engagements
"Kasongo has harvested good this year🕊"
X Link 2025-12-13T07:15Z 177.5K followers, 65.1K engagements
"Someone who abducted tortured & killed Kenyan youth's is today referred to as "Dad" by those who he supposedly "abducted". Hungry greedy opportunists took advantage of the situations for personal benefits but they call us emotional retards for calling them out. Kill the boers☝🏽"
X Link 2025-12-13T12:00Z 177.5K followers, 49.5K engagements
"You were once a formidable digital voice an influencer who commanded numbers shaped conversations and attracted premium engagements. At some point however you chose alignment over independence & gradually surrendered both credibility and relevance. Today despite a following exceeding half a million your influence is statistically hollow minimal engagement negligible reach and an audience that no longer listens. You struggle to get XX likes & over XX retweets. In an attempt to arrest this decline you have resorted to provocation manufacturing outrage as a substitute for substance. Yet even"
X Link 2025-12-13T15:32Z 177.5K followers, 46.6K engagements
"His name is Money Bior the only politician in Kaspul who campaigns with a menu instead of a manifesto. For weeks he has been feeding voters like they are guests in a cooking show. The villagers enjoyed a three course meal from chefs imported from a Nairobi 5-star hotel food was so hot and delicious that even the village mutinas lined up with voter IDs. And for those who preferred liquid development mheshimiwa opened a whole bar on his bill. People were drinking like they were trying to irrigate their intestines. For those men whose wives have been rationing the food that faces the earth at"
X Link 2025-11-29T05:50Z 177.5K followers, 624.2K engagements
"OFFICIAL COMMUNICADO My fellow Walala Hoii Members of Aluta Kibrit Koinange Twitter Tuktuk Twitter Kamare twitter Chokora twitter & my dear comrades with pending units since 2017. I stand before you today not as a leader But as a survivor. A man who has eaten the bread of suffering drank the tea of struggle and slept on the mattress of disappointment. For the last X years I have served you diligently. I represented you when the government wanted to tax oxygen. I defended you when askaris wanted to arrest you for loitering while you are busy scouting for yellow yellow damsels along Koinange"
X Link 2025-12-03T04:10Z 177.5K followers, 213K engagements
"How are y'all parents surviving out there bcoz for me those little unemployed relatives of mama Liam are showing me shege. Economy ni mbaya hadi sikuizi shosho yao hapigi simu juu anaeza pelekewa cumzigo this long holiday. Unlike before where she used to beg for the grandkids.🥲"
X Link 2025-12-04T05:36Z 177.5K followers, 43.3K engagements
"Over there in Juja a Super Metro driver a man trusted to maneuver a 33-seater through Thika Road like a Formula X champion was stripped naked under allegations that he was uncircumnavigated. Juja residents turned into self-appointed Traditional Circumcision Unit examining him like a biology project. By the time they were done the poor man had already been poked inspected makagare squeezed massaged and crowd-sourced like a stolen goat. He was later rushed to hospital on a mkokoteni like a VIP who didnt choose this life. Doctors checked and announced that the man was actually circumcised Its"
X Link 2025-12-06T05:45Z 177.5K followers, 273.3K engagements
"What kind of flamingos do we have here in studio @ntvkenya. Mailood you can clearly see the Brains left the panel. Not all discussions should happen on National TV. Based on their Shakahola wisdom Truphena Muthoni is hugging the wrong tree. Beki wa kupanda na kushuka akili zao zinagonga tu how the young lady should monitize her talent of hugging Trees. Then came the mcheza santuri with gwa Kairo wisdom. The young man looks exactly like the prime version of kawanjiku. Gone are the days when Djs used to be scholars sikuizi tu Bora unajua kumix bongo na Amapiano you are good to go. A little"
X Link 2025-12-11T03:00Z 177.5K followers, 91.5K engagements
"The pulpit bandit has just landed from abroad after a VIP medical tour knees and ankles surgery. The self-proclaimed Mightiest Prophet of the Lord had started limping & couldnt stand for long he kept buffering mid-step during sermons. Emergency repairs were needed ASAP bcoz the 31st December Mega Crossover Cruise was around the corner. You know the one he heal the sick open blind eyes and release Mpesa breakthroughs to the financially constipated saints. Of course the miracles will be strictly by appointment. Only those who buy Anointed oil Blessed handkerchief limited edition & Holy water"
X Link 2025-12-14T07:57Z 177.5K followers, 8508 engagements