@eurofounder Matthias Schmidt
Matthias Schmidt posts on X about germany, money, more than, ai the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence countries #3034 finance #2134 stocks 9.55% technology brands 9.55% travel destinations #2657 celebrities 3.93% automotive brands 3.93% currencies 2.25% social networks 2.25% formula 1 0.56%
Social topic influence germany #58, money 6.74%, more than 3.93%, ai 3.93%, business 3.37%, france #3449, this is 3.37%, the most 3.37%, the world 3.37%, tesla #1775
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @klausjennings @eucommission @meshnakoren @liathetrader @eyurdakul @elonmusk @tavgenjaroslav @legalgeoff @frenchresponse @peculiarchichii @lbmeyler @btutny1 @throeng @cocoabutter47 @emmanuelmacron @garbagehuman24 @iambxero @pe1rdw @redhairshanks86
Top assets mentioned Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Things I'd make illegal if I were a president: [--]. Working more than [--] hours per week [--]. Tattoos on women [--]. Tipping [--]. Starting a business before age [--] [--]. Investing in US stocks (gambling) [--]. Owning more than one car per household [--]. Air conditioning below 28C [--]. Any car not engineered in Germany [--]. Owning guns (mental illness) [--]. Fantasy sports leagues (grow up) What am I missing https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020606310954266730 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020606310954266730"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:11Z 55.9K followers, 41.6K engagements
"@whoiskatrin Katrin delete this immediately or I will report you to the EU authorities for spreading hate speech"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:42Z 55.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Worst cities to build a startup: - San Francisco - New York - Austin - pretty much the whole America Best cities to build a startup: - Strasbourg France (proximity to the EU parliament) - Aachen Germany - Graz Austria This is an approved list by the EU government officials so no point discussing it"
X Link 2025-11-09T01:23Z 55.3K followers, 242.9K engagements
"The European government What private company do you wish you could invest in What private company do you wish you could invest in"
X Link 2025-11-10T16:05Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Saved a fellow female founder from killing her startup today She has just raised $10M Series A for her AI beauty product She was so excited talking about scaling the team and launching in new markets I had to stop her right there and asked - "do you have any idea what you have to do now" She looked confused "You need to register with data protection authorities in every EU country you operate in. Appoint a DPO. Conduct DPIA assessments. Implement GDPR-compliant data processing agreements with every vendor" "You'll need to localize data storage for France Germany has different rules and don't"
X Link 2025-11-11T13:57Z 55.3K followers, 37.6K engagements
"A new virus is spreading through Europe While @elonmusk talks about a woke mind virus there is something MUCH worse happening in Europe American Growth Virus EU founders go to San Francisco and come back with dangerous symptoms: - nonsense talk about hypergrowth - expanding outside the country borders - hiring without government approval - working past 6pm - ignoring climate directives I urge EU government officials to put a stop to it and implement ban on travel to America If you know a founder showing symptoms report them immediately to your local authorities We cannot let reckless American"
X Link 2025-11-12T02:48Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"My 18yo daughter came home at 3am last night with a strange old man I confronted them at the door asking who he is She said papa relax this is Yusuf he is just here to make sure I got home safe She showed me her phone with a government-mandated safety app that connects young women with verified companions for a safe late night travel I apologized and offered him a cup of water He said actually I should stay until morning to ensure full safety protocol They went upstairs to her room and I heard the door lock I smiled knowing my daughter is protected by a fully licensed and regulated"
X Link 2025-11-14T05:53Z 55.3K followers, 236.9K engagements
"We work on a new feature that is already [--] years in development Took [--] months longer than planned as we had to verify our servers meet EU sustainability standards I thought Ill be happy but of course our American competitor had to ruin my mood They said they also vibe coded the same feature just 10x more robust over weekend and launching today Lets see who wins A rushed AI-generated American slop that is launching quickly Or a code precisely written without internet connection by my CTO Bastian that will launch in Q1 [----] Slow and steady always wins"
X Link 2025-11-14T12:10Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"A well known Silicon Valley founder just publicly admitted to tax evasion I was at the conference when an American CEO casually mentioned he optimized his tax structure by incorporating in Delaware I asked him what his effective tax rate is Around 12% all in I nearly dropped my reusable cup and spilled an organic matcha latte on my shirt In Germany I pay 72% effective tax plus social charges and Im proud to fund healthcare education and much-needed immigration I told him hes essentially stealing from society He barked whatever bro I dont care about that social bullshit What an obnoxious and"
X Link 2025-11-14T15:01Z 55.3K followers, 11.7K engagements
"My wife is also in a geographical monogamy. I am in Karlsruhe and her boyfriend is [--] km away in Mannheim. Ive seen enough. $PLTR to $1000 https://t.co/faOoEc34g3 Ive seen enough. $PLTR to $1000 https://t.co/faOoEc34g3"
X Link 2025-11-15T14:26Z 55K followers, [----] engagements
""Babe want to go out for dinner Where do you want to go Can you call a babysitter" Reckless. Unilateral. Your wife doesn't want an unregulated decision imposed on her. "I've prepared a comprehensive assessment of [--] dining options with detailed risk matrices. I've submitted a formal request to the babysitter with [--] days notice as required by labor law. Here's a consent form for you to review and sign regarding tonight's plans." Methodical. Democratic. A man of process. A responsible European husband navigating proper procedures ensuring all stakeholders are consulted. Babe want to go out for"
X Link 2025-11-16T12:43Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"I woke up to find my car had been towed from my own driveway I called the municipality to ask why They said a neighbor reported my vehicle was parked 2cm over the property line I checked my cadastral survey from [----] and they were correct I apologized for the violation and voluntary offered to pay a [---] fine plus storage fees I took the series of buses to the impound lot (I would never that use the exploitative app called Uber) The officer said I also needed form 17-B signed by my homeowners association I walked home to get it notarized My neighbor waved at me and I waved back I am happy he"
X Link 2025-11-17T06:02Z 55.3K followers, 15.4K engagements
"My brother got fired for working too hard HR said he'd been logging [--] hours per week for three consecutive months He violated the EU Worker Protection and Burnout Prevention Directive and two of his coworkers filed complaints that his results made them feel inadequate I asked him what he was thinking being so reckless He said "but I just wanted to work I was closing deals" I said that's exactly the kind of dangerous American mentality that ruins societies Told him he should be ashamed for creating that toxic environment The union representative said he was "weaponizing productivity against"
X Link 2025-11-17T10:17Z 55.3K followers, 11.6K engagements
"Why do we pretend US is a tech superpower when numbers say otherwise Siemens (the biggest European tech company) is worth 22% MORE than your overhyped Nvidia Stock prices don't lie Maybe if US companies spent less time on creating hype and more time building real products they wouldn't be destroyed by European tech Never been more bullish on Europe"
X Link 2025-11-25T10:52Z 54.7K followers, 310K engagements
"Seems like Europe dominates America not only in tech but in an overall economy too Euro is worth so much more than a dollar Which means Europeans earn more and can afford more things No wonder American economy is collapsing while Europe is absolutely booming"
X Link 2025-11-28T11:26Z 53.9K followers, 193.5K engagements
"Last year my son got a job offer from OpenAI in San Francisco $450000 total compensation While my whole family was celebrating I sat in my basement analyzing the offer Something wasn't clicking for me First of all $450k is an impossible amount to make Will my son be required to perform illegal activities to earn that salary But that's not the worst I looked at pension contributions "We offer a 401k match" I had never heard of a 401k I did some research and nearly vomited It's a retirement account that depends on the stock market His entire future would depend on gambling I called the OpenAI"
X Link 2025-12-08T11:49Z 53.9K followers, 5.3M engagements
"Just fired my best employee today She was with us for [--] years Perfect performance reviews clients loved her "Our compliance officer found something on your laptop" I told her She went pale "A VPN. You have been accessing American websites" She started shaking "It was just Netflix. The European catalog doesn't have the shows I want" I couldn't believe what I was hearing "So you bypassed European content regulations because you wanted more options" "Please. I'll delete it it was only once and after work hours" she begged me "The data already crossed American servers. There's no undoing that" I"
X Link 2025-12-14T15:24Z 54.8K followers, 6.2M engagements
"@SpamRanger Its clearly an old list from [----]. What I posted is current data US companies failed completely"
X Link 2026-01-02T10:02Z 54.7K followers, 24.2K engagements
"Where exactly is this "American domination" I keep hearing about German stock index DAX is worth nearly 4x more than the S&P500 Let it sink in - capital markets in Germany alone are worth FOUR times more than the whole America And this is just Germany Haven't even added Slovenia Poland Bulgaria Combined European markets probably 50x larger The "American financial dominance" myth really needs to die https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007136237325304226 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007136237325304226"
X Link 2026-01-02T17:05Z 54.7K followers, 329K engagements
"My wife woke up yesterday jumping from excitement She just received a job offer from Google "Babe they want to pay me $300k $100k base plus $200k in stock options" she said I sat down and held her hand "Sweetheart that means they are offering you just $100k" "No look it says total compensation is $300k" I gently closed her laptop "Stock options are imaginary money it's a well known American scam it's not real" I said "But I could just sell them for cash" she asked I tried not to laugh women can be so naive sometimes "That's not how stocks work. Who told you this" She said her recruiter"
X Link 2026-01-13T18:17Z 54.3K followers, 8.4M engagements
"My German friend just got promoted after [--] years at Siemens From Software Engineer to Lead Software Engineer His salary jump [-----] to an astronomical [-----] per year As a good friend I organized celebration drinks at our local biergarten When I congratulated him he seemed kind of sad "What's wrong Aren't you happy with such a big raise" I said "Eh my colleague in the US office makes $220000 doing the same job and he works remotely" I was shocked by his ungratefulness "Maybe I should apply to American companies." he mumbled I couldn't believe what I was hearing "You ungrateful little bitch" I"
X Link 2026-01-22T19:21Z 53.7K followers, 791.3K engagements
"My daughter who is an OnlyFans creator said she is going to Spain to film content there I immediately felt panic Did she think about cross-border tax implications "Baby you can't just work in another country" I said "Dad it's a weekend trip." she looked confused My daughter is very smart but has her dumb moments sometimes definitely got that from her mother "You can't be this careless this kind of negligence could ruin your entire business" I said and did the only thing a loving father could do I spent the entire weekend helping her file everything correctly Notified Spanish tax authority"
X Link 2026-01-23T20:36Z 53.7K followers, 114.3K engagements
"Incredible scenes at a caf in Paris this morning A loud American tourist tried to leave a tip Keep the change bro The waiter pushed the money back No thank you we dont do that here The American insisted As a citizen of Europe I will NOT accept your blood money the waiter shouted The caf went silent Suddenly an old gentleman shouted long live Europe A Frenchman next to me removed his cashmere scarf and waved it above his head A group of Scandinavians locked arms and started swaying An Italian man called his mother to tell her Europe had won I couldnt contain myself and kissed the man next to"
X Link 2026-01-25T19:19Z 55.3K followers, 1.2M engagements
"My shoulder was bothering me so I went to see a doctor today A nice nurse at the reception greeted me saying its [--] hours wait minimum Not a problem I said and sat down to read the EU Constitution (I carry a pocket copy everywhere) Finally the doctor called me So whats wrong he asked My shoulder hurts when I lift my arm Then dont do that he replied [--] minutes done Thats how efficient healthcare is in Europe On my way out I stopped by the reception desk How much was the visit I asked Its free I know I whispered proudly putting on my sunglasses This is what a functioning society looks like"
X Link 2026-01-26T15:44Z 53.7K followers, 916.9K engagements
"This chart is the American empire in one image US dollar is on a certain path to zero Meanwhile the Euro just became the most valuable currency in the world The shift is happening faster than anyone predicted"
X Link 2026-01-26T21:38Z 54.7K followers, 178.9K engagements
"BREAKING: The EU has opened a formal investigation on Grok As someone with close ties to the European Commission I can share some details: [--]. The EU will demand Grok to appear in person in Brussels to testify [--]. EU is investigating who authorized Grok to operate [--] hours a day [--]. EU officials want to understand business relationship between Elon Musk and Grok Europe's brightest minds are on this case @elonmusk we are coming for you https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016110245857095819 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016110245857095819"
X Link 2026-01-27T11:25Z 53.7K followers, 62.7K engagements
"I was visiting LA last week for a conference Met a woman at a hotel bar in West Hollywood Blonde stunning kept seducing me the whole night She said she loves European men We talked for hours. Her hand was on my thigh by 11pm "Want to come back to my place" she whispered in my ear We pulled up to a beautiful villa in the Hollywood Hills "Is this yours" I was amazed "Yes I rent it" I froze right there "What's wrong" she said trying to kiss me "You're renting. I can't sleep with someone who builds another person's equity" I took an Uber back to my hotel Next morning I looked up who she was Her"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:54Z 53.7K followers, 25.8K engagements
"The EU is building a European alternative to American big tech infrastructure No more Google Cloud AWS or Azure in Europe But before we build regulation is needed of course I was personally consulted on the architecture here is what to expect: [--]. All code must be written in French [--]. American citizens will be banned from viewing EU-hosted websites [--]. If an American visits your website the CEO is personally liable and faces up to [--] years in prison [--]. Server uptime guaranteed at 65% (engineers will not work nights or weekends) [--]. Maximum file upload size: 25MB [--]. Projected capacity: enough to"
X Link 2026-01-28T15:29Z 54.3K followers, 106.7K engagements
"My wife wanted to have a "garage sale" last Saturday I asked her if she had registered with the municipal trade office "It's just old clothes" she laughed I clenched my fist and explained that unlicensed retail activity is a criminal offense "Ok whatever I'm still doing it" she barked at me She sold old lamps books and even her used underwear that my neighbor Juergen purchased Made [---] in four hours. She was so proud I couldn't sleep that night. How could I I was sharing a bed with a criminal Monday morning I filed an anonymous report with the local tax office She can expect a fine of up to"
X Link 2026-01-28T19:20Z 53.7K followers, 61.2K engagements
"American AI dominance is officially over Europe's largest AI data center just opened in Munich The opening ceremony featured Europe's top young AI founders (visible on picture) This data center will the entire EU market Silicon Valley is finished"
X Link 2026-01-29T10:14Z 54.7K followers, 204.5K engagements
"Only the EU is powerful enough to regulate Donald Duck JUST IN: European Union fined Elon Musk's X [--] million after concluding people would think "Donald Duck" was a real person. https://t.co/6HMAaqVT4C JUST IN: European Union fined Elon Musk's X [--] million after concluding people would think "Donald Duck" was a real person. https://t.co/6HMAaqVT4C"
X Link 2026-01-29T10:34Z 55.3K followers, 75.7K engagements
"@MarkKorman1 Please we would never run overhyped American GPUs there"
X Link 2026-01-29T13:54Z 54.5K followers, 10.7K engagements
"My [--] yo nephew got a job as a waiter he told us during family dinner I almost spit out my non-alcoholic wine "A waiter Is this a joke or something" I asked He said he just wanted some extra money "Extra money By begging strangers for tips like a pathetic American" I laughed at him "But uncle I just want some cash on the side." "Then get a real job" I told him "Waiter is what you do when you have no skills. No education. And you're in university. Why are you competing with dropouts" He went quiet "You're such an asshole" my sister hissed at me "And you have failed as a mother" I calmly"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:02Z 53.7K followers, 49.7K engagements
"Cars to buy if you respect yourself: [--]. A new Volkswagen [--]. Used Volkswagen Cars to buy if you're an idiot: [--]. any American car [--]. Tesla What am I missing"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:58Z 54.7K followers, 36.7K engagements
"Insane things Americans think are normal: [--]. Tipping [--]. Letting children get shot at school [--]. Working over [--] hours a week [--]. Paying $40000 to give birth [--]. Gender reveal parties [--]. Hook up culture [--]. Thinking Europe is a country [--]. Celebrating unprofitable tech companies [--]. Being loud in restaurants [--]. Portion sizes for pigs not humans Anything I missed https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017691605080412216 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017691605080412216"
X Link 2026-01-31T20:09Z 53.8K followers, 48.2K engagements
"@praiseoghre I wish I wasnt married"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:47Z 53.9K followers, 10.2K engagements
"My uncle Ernst just retired at [--] After [--] years as a director at Deutsche Bahn his pension is [----] a month "I never felt richer" he said when I visited him last week He showed me his new budget spreadsheet [---] for rent [---] for taxes he still voluntarily pays [---] for groceries The rest goes into a savings account at 0.3% interest "The German banking system keeps my money safe" Americans will never understand this kind of wealth https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017881607273623552 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017881607273623552"
X Link 2026-02-01T08:44Z 54.7K followers, 309.6K engagements
"Today I found out my wife is on Tinder I was completely heartbroken "How could you do this to our family" I screamed "It was a mistake please forgive me" she started crying I wanted to forgive her but how could I Her data is now stored on American servers outside EU jurisdiction I felt sick but she was still my wife Later that night when she was getting ready for a date with her new boyfriend I took her phone and did what any loving partner would do I opened Tinder and messaged all her [---] matches Hope all is well. Due to privacy concerns Im moving this conversation to SMS. Please reach me at"
X Link 2026-02-01T19:47Z 54.7K followers, 591.6K engagements
"BREAKING: Europe just won the quantum computing race The very first quantum computer has just been unveiled in Fourcs France (a deep tech capital of Europe) The quantum chip itself cost a whooping [---] million "We need to wait a few months for the safety certification and we can turn on this bad boy" the scientists behind the machine said This is why Europe will dominate the 21st century America is beyond cooked at this point https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018289293899215053 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018289293899215053"
X Link 2026-02-02T11:44Z 55.3K followers, 42.1K engagements
""We need to run NOW" my wife screamed at me today She said there's a wildfire coming toward our house I asked her where she heard this "It's all over social media city mayor posted evacuation order on X" I chuckled "I'm sure it's a joke anyone can buy a checkmark on X now" She ignored me and started grabbing our passports "Put those back. I'm not evacuating based on an unverified tweet" "What the fuck do you need a letter from Brussels" she screamed at me "Actually yes. Only the EU can verify what constitutes factual information" She took our kids and left An hour later a firefighter broke"
X Link 2026-02-02T19:07Z 54.7K followers, 101.4K engagements
"@SpaceX Did the EU approve this deal If not then this is just spreading fake news"
X Link 2026-02-03T12:25Z 53.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I had to fire my cleaning lady today Sweet older woman best one we ever had But I found out she had a second job Babysitting for my neighbor Maria does the tax office know about this I confronted her No but its just [---] I need extra money for my kids sir I knew I had no choice Please sir who is going to feed my children now The social system would if you had contributed to it properly I said I reported her to tax authorities right away I heard she might be getting deported I sleep better now knowing I did the right thing https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018702516620529858"
X Link 2026-02-03T15:06Z 54.7K followers, 44.2K engagements
"@chris__harvey__ I pay her in Colombian pesos"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:19Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"I recently visited a prostitute in New York It was a gift from my wife as I always wanted to try a black woman After a wonderful intercourse I naturally asked for a receipt She looked at me like I was insane Honey you want a receipt from a prostitute Yes I need to claim VAT back I said Claim what she laughed in my face I asked how does she report her income to the IRS Baby Im a hooker I dont pay taxes I nearly collapsed when I heard this I put my pants on and sprinted away from this ghetto establishment This woman commits tax fraud every day because her government made her job illegal And"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:03Z 54.5K followers, 44.9K engagements
"Since when market cap is a relevant metric to assess company size 🚨 There is NOT a single European company in the global Top [--] by market cap. Top [--] = Europe = zero Largest European firms like: ASML Nestl SAP 👉 all fall outside the Top [--]. 🚨 There is NOT a single European company in the global Top [--] by market cap. Top [--] = Europe = zero Largest European firms like: ASML Nestl SAP 👉 all fall outside the Top 20"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:33Z 54.7K followers, 21.2K engagements
"Very difficult choice America Europe America Europe"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:58Z 54.7K followers, 10.5K engagements
"My colleague Jrgen just got promoted to Staff Engineer after [--] years at Siemens His new salary: an eye-popping [-----] a year I asked what he'll do now with the extra money "I'm redirecting it to voluntary pension contributions of course" he said His irresponsible wife suggested they finally take a vacation but Jrgen declined They compromised on a long weekend in Belgium He spent it visiting the EU Parliament "There's something profoundly erotic about this building" he whispered to me They don't make men like this in America https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019316059052872151"
X Link 2026-02-05T07:44Z 55.3K followers, 136.9K engagements
"@PernotLeplay @Microsoft We already have Teams alternative in Germany. A fax system"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:06Z 54.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@TavgenJaroslav Cant have innovation without regulation"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:25Z 53.9K followers, 27.8K engagements
"My friend is a doctor in Berlin and just told me the most disturbing story A female American tourist had a small accident Ambulance arrived in [--] minutes They took her to a hospital and kept her overnight When she woke up she immediately asked for the bill The doctor joked that will be $5000 She went pale and started shaking Said she doesnt have that kind of money Maybe I can pay another way she got on her knees and started to unzip her bra What are you doing the doctor was shocked Thats how we do it in America when we cant afford a medical bill The room went dead silent The doctor held her"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:16Z 55.3K followers, 25.5K engagements
"Ok maybe America is not that bad"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:37Z 54.7K followers, 34.3K engagements
"@Cocoabutter47 74k is literally nearly a legal limit for a software engineer in Germany"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:19Z 54.7K followers, 11.8K engagements
"@EU_Commission Thank you for protecting us"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:30Z 53.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@EmmanuelMacron"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:56Z 53.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@LMU_Muenchen"
X Link 2026-02-06T23:32Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@legalgeoff [--] French francs"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:38Z 54.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@MeshnaKoren Thats true I once went on a holiday to Bulgaria and saw my Mercedes there"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:14Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@EmmanuelMacron"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:16Z 54.5K followers, 52.3K engagements
"@UnderSecPD Never would have thought I will be defended by America"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:46Z 54.7K followers, 15K engagements
"@FrenchResponse I apologize madame and monsieur. Will make sure to get EU approval before posting next time"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:56Z 54.2K followers, 25.2K engagements
"@AutismCapital Cant even go to Bali anymore without French government breathing down my neck"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:17Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@JohanBertrands Still my point stands"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:53Z 53.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@Tarek_Muller Do you also have 13-member family If not then why would you need a house like this"
X Link 2026-02-08T15:36Z 53.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@GarbageHuman24 Bring those fine people to Germany asap @EU_Commission"
X Link 2026-02-08T15:39Z 53.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@Liathetrader @GarbageHuman24 @EU_Commission Wanna name your boyfriend like this"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:27Z 53.8K followers, [---] engagements
"@thejeshwarab Yes but my friend was building this for a Slovenian market"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:29Z 54.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@alex_oren98975 It's an Uber for Slovenian market big opportunity"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:02Z 54.5K followers, [---] engagements
"@Coinvo We have this already. Its called cash"
X Link 2026-02-10T14:34Z 54.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@Fadr_AB The EU regulation is the most powerful in the world so obviously we control America"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:13Z 54.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@awheintz Women arent legally allowed to own companies in Germany (need male supervisor) so I call bullshit on this"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:31Z 54.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@Batboy_Supreme Who said my secretary is a woman"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:47Z 55.3K followers, 31.5K engagements
"@EU_Commission You can call [---] to if you suspect your neighbor is evading taxes"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:03Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@peculiarchichii Most Gen Z in Europe use Siemens cell phones"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:19Z 54.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@clashreport Traitor to Europe. Regulation is what makes us strong"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:16Z 54.7K followers, 16.2K engagements
"@ka8895 I honestly dont know hes always been around"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:23Z 55.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@GeFu_75 How can Poland have top notch IT skills if Eastern Europe doesn't have stable internet access"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:11Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@joeward Wrong. Most people prefer their government to invest money on their behalf"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:22Z 55.3K followers, 13K engagements
"@michelle511 Making jokes about the EU is illegal so no"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:54Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@ProvacativePrag I know more about economics than anyone else I'm just not brainwashed by America"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:59Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@IamBxero Yes I would go to the US for better life if that better life is being a homeless drug addict"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:02Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@WalkDog1984 Why crypto scammers always have to inject themselves into discussion Nobody cares about your fantasy coins lil bro"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:59Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@levelsio Why is this a problem The more tax you pay the better your government can serve people"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:02Z 54.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@ImJosefRakich Good. We are better off without them"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:44Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@lbmeyler Yes. Because euro are worth more than failing US dollar"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:40Z 55.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@pe1rdw Crypto scammer triggered"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:28Z 55.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@redhairshanks86 Do me a favor never post anything else online"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:41Z 55.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Visited a startup accelerator in Palo Alto last week It was 10pm and the founders were still coding Do you have a government permit to be working at this hour I asked them They looked at me and said bro what are you talking about in a typical condescending American way I explained that in Europe we would require special authorization from the labor ministry and overtime compensation forms filed in Bro no wonder you guys ship so slow I immediately called the police reporting there are people doing unlicensed labor after business hours The officer laughed and hung up I left for the airport that"
X Link 2025-11-07T03:06Z 55.4K followers, 453.6K engagements
"@rabois Keith the only poor here are OpenDoor shareholders"
X Link 2025-11-07T14:57Z 55.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Where is the Silicon Valley dominance Americans talk so loudly about Those charts speak more than thousand words European technology is winning while American tech bubble is finally bursting The future of technology is being built in Munich not California"
X Link 2025-11-12T04:15Z 55.4K followers, 550.8K engagements
"@Europarl_EN We should identify those 38% and put them in jail"
X Link 2026-02-07T14:24Z 55.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@DrEliDavid This violates your privacy rights under GDPR. I suggest a lawsuit"
X Link 2026-02-07T17:21Z 55.4K followers, 19.7K engagements
"@charliersmith1 I wish I wasn't married"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:11Z 55.4K followers, [----] engagements
"@martyrdison @grok Why dont you pay voluntary tax to your government Best ROI you can get"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:41Z 55.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Its pathetic to see Americans chase these moonshot projects while they still havent figured out basic data privacy frameworks. EU truly is light years ahead. If you like datacenters in space wait til you hear about the space fusion company in Fall [----] If you like datacenters in space wait til you hear about the space fusion company in Fall 2025"
X Link 2025-11-06T02:57Z 55.5K followers, 284.9K engagements
"This is far bigger innovation than any overhyped AI model Americans created Europe is leading the way as usual"
X Link 2025-12-02T20:10Z 55.6K followers, 26.6K engagements
"Insane stuff going down in Lisbon right now Im at the Europes biggest startup conference Germanys latest unicorn is presenting on stage [------] annual revenue in just [--] years Suddenly someone in the audience stands up and asks a loud question Are you planning to expand to the US The crowd gasped CEO laughed and said Im not interested in third world markets The room exploded with ovation Someone played a European Union anthem on their Siemens cell phone After the panel I saw three German VCs fighting to offer this company 50k at a 125k valuation Ive never been more bullish on Europe"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:11Z 55.6K followers, 833.3K engagements
"My daughter got an offer from Google for a summer internship in California "They will pay me $12000 per month" she was so excited While the whole family was celebrating I excused myself I locked myself in a toilet and called Google's HR "My daughter received an internship offer from you but there must be a mistake" I said The HR woman insisted this salary was standard for engineering interns "No company pays a young woman that much without expecting something in return. Do you want to prostitute my daughter" I raised my voice She went quiet "Who are you again" she asked I told her to withdraw"
X Link 2026-01-29T19:37Z 55.7K followers, 5.6M engagements
"I'd rather kill myself than drive any of those cars: [--]. Tesla [--]. SUV while living in a city (I'm not a loser) [--]. Any French car (I'm not gay) [--]. Cars without a diesel engine option [--]. Any car over 120hp (you don't need more) What am I missing"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:37Z 55.7K followers, 43.3K engagements
"Not a single American city on this list. USA truly is a third world country World's best cities [----]. [--]. Cape Town [--]. Bangkok [--]. New York [--]. Melbourne [--]. London [--]. New Orleans [--]. Mexico City [--]. Porto [--]. Shanghai [--]. Copenhagen [--]. Chicago [--]. Lisbon [--]. Edinburgh [--]. Hong Kong [--]. Sydney [--]. Amsterdam [--]. World's best cities [----]. [--]. Cape Town [--]. Bangkok [--]. New York [--]. Melbourne [--]. London [--]. New Orleans [--]. Mexico City [--]. Porto [--]. Shanghai [--]. Copenhagen [--]. Chicago [--]. Lisbon [--]. Edinburgh [--]. Hong Kong [--]. Sydney [--]. Amsterdam 17"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:33Z 55.9K followers, 40.3K engagements
"@bryan_johnson Talking to other women on Tinder when my wife plays with kids"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:06Z 55.8K followers, 18.9K engagements
"Worst cities to build a startup: [--]. San Francisco (the biggest scam) [--]. Austin (redneck culture) [--]. New York (great if you want to get shot) Best cities to build a startup: [--]. Leuven Belgium (proximity to EU parliament) [--]. Graz Austria [--]. Regensburg Germany What am I missing https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021944378130899138 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021944378130899138"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:48Z 55.9K followers, 76K engagements
"Tech products that nobody needs: [--]. ChatGPT - always wrong useless for real work [--]. Blockchain - huge scam we have banks already [--]. Cursor - if you need AI to code you can't code [--]. Uber - scam taxis and public transit work better [--]. Cloud storage - dangerous better keep files locally [--]. Productivity apps - just do your work and go home What am I missing https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022297706228765068 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022297706228765068"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:12Z 55.8K followers, 48.2K engagements
"@ColonelMongke3 Its a different daughter"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:12Z 55.9K followers, 85.7K engagements
"@MatejPerto60737 Legal age to have sex in Germany is [--] so my daughter is well past that"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:37Z 55.9K followers, 54K engagements
"@BitcoinNewsCom You cannot possibly find more attractive females than these smoke shows"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:28Z 55.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@DUALIPA Dua Lipa I'm hurt"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:32Z 55.7K followers, [----] engagements
"My wife's new boyfriend Florian is the coolest guy I know He works for an EU regulatory agency in Amsterdam Makes [-----] a year (top 1% wealth in Netherlands) He pays 65% tax and 15% voluntary one He has never owned a car He rides an electric bike to work every morning Last week he took my wife for a fun weekend trip to Zandvoort on a train because he respects the climate He once told me "GDP is not a measure of happiness" I'm not even mad my wife is dating him He is everything I want to be https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023436459441901639 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023436459441901639"
X Link 2026-02-16T16:37Z 55.9K followers, 249.3K engagements
"Recruiting our second engineer and had a call with an American living in Berlin We got to salary negotiations and I offered 35K He laughed and said is that per month in an annoying Texan accent I explained that it is annual and actually very competitive for a senior engineer in Germany He said he was making $220K at his last job in San Francisco plus equity I explained that sharing equity creates unhealthy incentives and I myself own only 12% after our seed round with a local family office He called me an euro loser and hung up Thats exactly the problem with the US tech unrealistic"
X Link 2025-11-09T05:00Z 55.5K followers, 1.3M engagements
"Tesla who Another big WIN for Europe While Tesla stock continues to decline a German automotive powerhouse BMW grew by 35% I bet all Tesla fanboys must feel really stupid now Europe just keeps winning"
X Link 2025-11-13T03:08Z 55.5K followers, [----] engagements
"My son asked for a PS5 for Christmas I said no Son PlayStation is made by an evil corporation built on worker exploitation I got him another electronic gift instead - an EU-approved USB-C cable He opened it with visible disgust Then something utterly shocking happened My wifes boyfriend Arnold got him the PlayStation my son wanted Thank you uncle Arnold my son hugged him for almost a minute I pulled my wife aside and explained that her lover is undermining our values She mumbled at least he got him a real gift The morning after while my son was still asleep I took his console and went to the"
X Link 2025-12-27T08:53Z 55.7K followers, 5M engagements
"My daughter who is on student exchange in New York called me crying today "Dad we have a problem my landlord raised my rent by $300" I chuckled "Well honey seems like YOU have a problem" "But dad my scholarship is not enough can you help me" she begged me "You wanted the American Dream go and live it" I said and hung up My wife looked at me in shock "That's your daughter" she said "My daughter died the moment she stepped her foot on American soil" I responded Had she stayed in Germany she would enjoy wonderful tenant protection and rent control But she wanted to "go big" And I'm supposed to"
X Link 2026-01-08T18:56Z 55.6K followers, 6.1M engagements
"My best friend just launched her startup in Germany It only took [--] months to register and [----] in notary fees She is doing so well she hired her first employee last week After social charges workplace inclusivity compliance fund and green transition levy each [-----] employee costs her [-----] "It's so great to run a business in an entrepreneur-friendly country" she says That's right It's very obvious she is building a new European unicorn (a company worth more than 250k) How can Americans be so dumb to believe that Silicon Valley is still the biggest tech hub in the world Absolutely pathetic"
X Link 2026-01-20T15:48Z 55.5K followers, 106.7K engagements
"I got scammed for [----] by Elon Musk's Austrian cousin last month His name was Gnther Musk He reached out to me personally on X Said he is launching a GDPR-compliant version of Tesla and needs seed funding from true Europeans Normally I would be cautious but he had a blue checkmark and [---] followers "If he is verified he must be real." I thought to myself I wired the money immediately It's been [--] weeks and Gnther hasn't responded to my messages This would never happen if the EU was allowed to protect me We need EU oversight over American platforms immediately PS. Gnther if you're reading this"
X Link 2026-01-30T15:38Z 55.9K followers, 45.9K engagements
"We have announced our preliminary finding that TikTok is in breach of the Digital Services Act for its addictive design. More info: https://t.co/WCchTYE4zE https://t.co/1sK9FW0tGa We have announced our preliminary finding that TikTok is in breach of the Digital Services Act for its addictive design. More info: https://t.co/WCchTYE4zE https://t.co/1sK9FW0tGa"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:40Z 55.7K followers, 91.2K engagements
"Red flags that tell me a startup will 100% fail: [--]. Founder is American [--]. Pays engineers over 45k a year (unsustainable) [--]. No mandatory 8-week vacation policy [--]. Raised money from VCs [--]. Founder is under [--] never had a real job [--]. Not based in the EU (biggest market) Anything else https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020940513541566771 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020940513541566771"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:19Z 55.7K followers, 29.8K engagements
"Insane things happening today at a tech conference in Brussels A young [--] yo founder took the stage He showed something called "artificial intelligence" He typed a question into a machine and it answered back in full sentences The room gasped I felt like I was watching the moon landing Suddenly a French venture capitalist stood up and said "I will fund this" He offered a 100k for 65% of the company They shook hands on stage The conference ended early because the venue's Wi-Fi license expired at 3pm But in those [--] hours I saw the future We are so far ahead of America it's not even funny"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:20Z 55.9K followers, 198K engagements
"@paulbeardow Which one"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:33Z 55.5K followers, 24.3K engagements
"My son is watching his first winter Olympics He just said Daddy why doesnt the EU mandate that the gold medal must be shared equally among all participating nations to ensure fair market access Hes [--] and I am so proud of him"
X Link 2026-02-12T11:22Z 55.8K followers, 67.9K engagements
"Love getting Valentine's texts from my wife"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:09Z 55.9K followers, 87.4K engagements
"@fabri100x 7k revenue a month is not skilled to you Ok"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:58Z 55.5K followers, [---] engagements
"I was at a cafe in Brussels ordering coffee Barista asked for my name and wrote it on a cup I caught myself and said Wait did I consent to you storing my name She put down the marker and looked at me confused I explained that under GDPR names are personal identifiable information and asked to call her privacy officer She sighed and said they dont have one I immediately called the police [--] minutes the cafe was closed and an official investigation started It feels damn good to add regulatory value to the society"
X Link 2025-11-06T13:31Z 55.6K followers, 652.9K engagements
"Just discovered my [--] year old daughter has an OnlyFans account I was devastated She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office I sat her down and asked how much she'd made She said [----] I nearly collapsed That's at least [----] in unreported VAT obligations She started crying but I did the only thing a good father could do We spent the entire weekend filling out forms together She's now fully compliant with a business registration and tax ID Makes 340/month after taxes and social contributions I've never been more proud of her Only [--] and already an"
X Link 2025-12-03T14:05Z 55.8K followers, 9.2M engagements
"The US government released the Epstein files While America is an obnoxious and falling empire I have to give credit where credit is due Ive never seen documentation so well prepared Every sensitive detail is redacted to make sure the personal data of everyone involved is protected This would likely pass a GDPR audit American citizens (usually the obese ones) loudly scream we deserve to know the truth But any truth is far less important than privacy protection Also the public doesnt need to know every detail. If government is hiding something its for our protection For once America followed"
X Link 2025-12-21T06:52Z 55.6K followers, 115.7K engagements
"This is completely unacceptable America is already violating Maduro's basic human rights by providing water bottles without EU-approved attached caps The EU must intervene immediately"
X Link 2026-01-03T23:29Z 55.6K followers, 1.1M engagements
"My nephew just became a licensed doctor in Germany After [--] years of training he earns a jaw dropping [-----] a year After income tax social charges liability insurance climate action contribution and migrant housing solidarity fund he takes home [---] per month He is [--] years old and shares a 41sqm apartment with two other doctors Soon I will see him in action when he examines my back that has been bothering me for ages (wait time is only [--] months) "Medicine shouldn't be about money" he says This is how well-functioning healthcare looks like Enjoy your $400000 hospital bills Americans"
X Link 2026-01-17T14:14Z 55.6K followers, 599.7K engagements
"The EU is launching a European alternative to Twitter / X As one of the most successful European founders I was personally consulted on the strategic direction What to expect: [--]. Every account must be verified in person with notarized documents [--]. All engagement metrics are hidden to protect mental health [--]. Posts mentioning other users require that user's written consent certified by a public notary [--]. The platform will be coded without AI assistance [--]. Any developer caught using ChatGPT faces up to [--] months in prison [--]. Projected user base by 2031: [----] monthly active users X is completely"
X Link 2026-01-23T09:59Z 55.5K followers, 538.2K engagements
"My wife was on a business trip last week so I downloaded Tinder I matched with a beautiful woman within an hour Short hair narrow hips G cup breasts Just how I like them I suggested she comes over Sure Ill grab an Uber she said I stopped typing Uber Public transport is just three transfers and a short [--] min walk But its over [--] hours in trains You disgust me I said and unmatched her I calmed down lit a scented candle and opened a video of the EU President giving a speech Oh yeah thats it I unzipped my pants It was a great night after all"
X Link 2026-02-04T15:27Z 55.7K followers, 28K engagements
"France invested [--] million in AI America could never match this level of scale In France we believe in science. That is why on May [--] I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science choose France. I am very proud to see that this call has resonated so strongly. https://t.co/Vnkz9mCG0h In France we believe in science. That is why on May [--] I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science choose France. I am very proud to see that this call has resonated so strongly. https://t.co/Vnkz9mCG0h"
X Link 2026-02-05T12:41Z 55.7K followers, 1.2M engagements
"@FrenchResponse Ah yes international travel concept unimaginable for French"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:33Z 55.5K followers, 38.6K engagements
"Has anyone been to a French jail Need to know what to pack Calling out obsessively anti-Europe accounts = media literacy over here. Trust us: with GDPR & the DSA on our bedside table we know our own geeks from haters. https://t.co/pcQmn06qIN Calling out obsessively anti-Europe accounts = media literacy over here. Trust us: with GDPR & the DSA on our bedside table we know our own geeks from haters. https://t.co/pcQmn06qIN"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:25Z 55.7K followers, 55.9K engagements
"The researchers in question In France we believe in science. That is why on May [--] I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science choose France. I am very proud to see that this call has resonated so strongly. https://t.co/Vnkz9mCG0h In France we believe in science. That is why on May [--] I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science choose France. I am very proud to see that this call has resonated so strongly. https://t.co/Vnkz9mCG0h"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:41Z 55.7K followers, 23.4K engagements
"@compliantvc Henrik would you be able to connect me with him I'm looking to raise a sizable series C of 5000"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:29Z 55.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@FrenchResponse Do you need an Arabic translator for this trip My wife has a Moroccan boyfriend so I can help"
X Link 2026-02-10T14:38Z 55.8K followers, 16.2K engagements
"@HighyieldHarry Disgusting. Fax an apology to Brussels immediately or you will face jail time"
X Link 2026-02-10T21:44Z 55.5K followers, [----] engagements
"My wife caught me cheating today "You've been sleeping with your secretary you asshole" I was confused "I filed the workplace relationship disclosure form with HR on day one" I said She started crying "HR confirmed receipt via email I can show you" She threw her wedding ring at me "This has nothing to do with HR you fucking idiot" Then I realized something that made my blood boil "How did you access my phone" I asked She used my thumbprint while I was sleeping That's a massive GDPR violation I told her I'm filing a complaint with the Data Protection Authority Turns out I'm married to a"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:41Z 55.8K followers, 809.1K engagements
"@LetNicoCook She is only [--] so I keep ownership of her income"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:33Z 55.6K followers, 50.9K engagements
"But when France announced 30M investment into AI everyone laughed. Looks like we're not worse than Anthropic Weve raised $30B in funding at a $380B post-money valuation. This investment will help us deepen our research continue to innovate in products and ensure we have the resources to power our infrastructure expansion as we make Claude available everywhere our customers are. Weve raised $30B in funding at a $380B post-money valuation. This investment will help us deepen our research continue to innovate in products and ensure we have the resources to power our infrastructure expansion as"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:23Z 55.8K followers, 120.1K engagements
"This man was a modern day American 🚨: A man was discovered with 90% of his brain mass missing and yet he was living a perfectly normal life. https://t.co/mLOdmL5HZx 🚨: A man was discovered with 90% of his brain mass missing and yet he was living a perfectly normal life. https://t.co/mLOdmL5HZx"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:27Z 55.9K followers, 12.1K engagements
"@MurrayHillGuy1 My friend I invite you to come to Gelsenkirchen Germany. Also called a mattress of Europe"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:36Z 55.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Witnessed something incredible at the Amsterdam train station yesterday Fat and loud American tourist was trying to buy a water bottle for [----] Threw a [--] bill on the counter and started walking away ""Keep the change man" said in a typical annoying Californian accent "We don't do tips here. This isn't America" cashier responded The American tried to leave again but luckily security blocked the exit "You didn't get your receipt for tax purposes" "What" Store manager appeared with a form "Did you attempt to give our cashier extra money" "That's unreported income. He has to declare it now. Pay"
X Link 2025-11-28T15:31Z 55.7K followers, 5.3M engagements
"My [----] predictions: 1) American AI bubble pops Europe wins the AI race 2) Tesla goes bankrupt Renault becomes the world's first trillion-euro company 3) EU introduces visa caps on American migrants 4) US dollar crashes Euro becomes the world reserve currency"
X Link 2025-12-29T14:09Z 55.6K followers, 360.4K engagements
"Wonderful list showing the true strength of Europe Who needs American social media when you have Mastodon and Pixelfed I don't know anyone who uses X anyway Dont want to support the US Here are some European alternatives. https://t.co/Z4DUtDutZF Dont want to support the US Here are some European alternatives. https://t.co/Z4DUtDutZF"
X Link 2025-12-30T16:42Z 55.6K followers, 37.7K engagements
"http://x.com/i/article/2011197865796812800 http://x.com/i/article/2011197865796812800"
X Link 2026-01-14T18:58Z 55.6K followers, 2.8M engagements
"The EU is launching a European alternative to TikTok Here is what to expect (confirmed info): 1/ No algorithm - videos shown in order of how much tax the creator paid last year 3/ Any video containing American music is automatically rejected 3/ Offensive comments carry up to [--] months in prison 4/ Dancing is permitted only with choreography approved by EU cultural committee 5/ Any video going viral must be investigated by the EU before further distribution Projected user base by 2032: [---] monthly active users TikTok's days in Europe are numbered Europe is taking back control of its digital"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:57Z 55.7K followers, 54.5K engagements
"If Europe is so behind in innovation then explain this"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:27Z 55.6K followers, 18.2K engagements
"OnlyFans is for sale so I submitted a generous 95K offer to acquire it Here is what I will implement immediately: [--]. Ban ugly women from joining as creators [--]. Rebrand to "Fanswerk GmbH & Co" (more catchy) [--] Implement family subscription plan [--]. All creators to register with VAT [--]. Website closed on Sundays (rest day) [--]. Platform available exclusively on Siemens phones This business can 10x if above is executed well @OnlyFans I'm waiting for your response https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021691713538998599 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021691713538998599"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:04Z 55.9K followers, 60.8K engagements
"Almost died today in an Uber I was visiting LA and my American colleague said "I called us a ride" Suddenly an unmarked black Toyota pulls up "I'm not getting in that" I said He laughed and got in I stood on the sidewalk for [--] seconds panicked and got in too (I didn't want to be alone in America) I was shaking and texted my wife "if I don't message in [--] minutes call the German embassy" The ride was [--] minutes and $26. No receipt printed My colleague tipped the driver $4 ON TOP OF THAT I have never felt closer to death America is truly a lawless place"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:19Z 55.9K followers, 83.3K engagements
"A friend from London invited us for the weekend "Let's go honey it's a [--] min flight" my wife said "Do you know how many kilograms of CO2 that is" I screamed at her She didn't say a word "We're going" I said. "But not by plane" Next morning we left Karlsruhe at 3:20am Regional train to Cologne heating didn't work "The kids are freezing" my wife was nagging "And icebergs are melting but this doesn't interest you I guess" I replied After 6h delay we finally got to Cologne where we took another train to Calais Shared a cabin with five friendly Moroccans who could not take their eyes off my"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:07Z 55.8K followers, 147.6K engagements
"I had to fire my best sales rep last week She was incredible. With us for [--] years clients loved her But last Tuesday I walked past her screen and saw something that made my blood run cold She was sending cold emails I locked myself in my office and faxed our data protection officer immediately He said each email could be a [-----] GDPR violation I called her into the meeting room "Am I getting a promotion" she smiled "Yes you are promoted to look for another job" I said She was shocked and said she just tried to grow the business I told her to pack her things and get out of here I miss her"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:35Z 55.8K followers, 40.2K engagements
"@elsathora I wish my wife would let me have girlfriends"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:17Z 55.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Things I will never apologize for: [--]. Reporting my mother to tax authorities. Law is law [--]. Telling a homeless man I cannot give him cash as I have no way to issue a receipt [--]. Not tipping in the US. I will not subsidize a failed state [--]. Calling police at 10:02pm on my neighbor's party (his son was just born) [--]. Skipping my daughter's school play. The invitation had no unsubscribe link [--]. Reporting a kids' lemonade stand. Unlicensed food sales https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023374552257253682 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023374552257253682"
X Link 2026-02-16T12:31Z 55.9K followers, 51.5K engagements
"I witnessed a stabbing in Berlin city center today Police pulled me aside "Can you describe the attacker" "Tall. Maybe 180cm. Black jacket." "What was his ethnicity" "I'm sorry" I asked shocked at this racially motivated question "Was he white Black Arab" "I don't see how that's relevant" I replied "You're right" the officer agreed and closed his notebook "I hope you find whoever did this using non-discriminatory policing methods" I said Justice will come. But it must come without bias The quiet racism of law enforcement is never an answer https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023744489714843805"
X Link 2026-02-17T13:01Z 55.9K followers, 642.2K engagements
"@Investor_Miller Racial profiling is the worst crime of all"
X Link 2026-02-17T14:09Z 55.9K followers, 23.1K engagements
"@goldrollira Police racial profiling suspects is a sure way to become a failed state like America"
X Link 2026-02-17T14:13Z 55.9K followers, 37.4K engagements
"My wife's new boyfriend Fabian is from the Netherlands Last week we went to the bank together to open a joint 0.2% savings account The advisor suggested we diversify with US stocks "Are you fucking serious" Fabian stood up "You want to invest my money in the American Ponzi scheme" The security came but Fabian refused to leave "I'm not the criminal here he is" pointing at the advisor They escorted us out I looked at my wife and smiled "You picked a good one" She nodded and kissed him passionately This is what a real man looks like https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019134865262690681"
X Link 2026-02-04T19:44Z 55.7K followers, 89.9K engagements
"My friend Klaus is one of the richest people in Germany He makes [-----] a year as an engineer at Allianz almost at a legal limit for his position I asked him what's the secret to building such wealth He smiled and said "voluntary tax contributions" Every year he opts into the maximum bracket of 75% "The government invests money better than I ever could" he says Last April he received a [----] tax refund He sent it back the same day with a handwritten letter "I believe you need this more than I do" I've never seen a more successful man This is why Europe will always win"
X Link 2026-02-06T09:22Z 55.7K followers, 300.6K engagements
"Americans make so little they're not even on this list. Truly "the most powerful country in the world" Monthly gross minimum wage in Europe (2026-I) 💶 Luxembourg [----] Ireland [----] Germany [----] Netherlands [----] Belgium [----] France [----] Spain [----] Slovenia [----] Lithuania [----] Poland [----] Cyprus Monthly gross minimum wage in Europe (2026-I) 💶 Luxembourg [----] Ireland [----] Germany [----] Netherlands [----] Belgium [----] France [----] Spain [----] Slovenia [----] Lithuania [----] Poland [----] Cyprus"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:20Z 55.7K followers, 35.2K engagements
"If you're a European founder thinking about going to Silicon Valley - don't My friend Henrik is one of the most successful CEOs A year ago he built an app where you can book a car ride from your phone Genius idea that can disrupt taxis He flew to San Francisco to raise capital "Uber exists for [--] years bro" VCs laughed at him He called me from his hotel crying "Don't listen to those Amerikanische cowboys" I told him He flew back and applied for an EU innovation grant Fast forward [--] months he received a 50k check The EU board called his idea "fresh and disruptive" Henrik told me yesterday"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:31Z 55.7K followers, 57.3K engagements
"My cousin moved to Texas last year and I think he has become a criminal He told me he "started a company" "When is your notary appointment" I asked "Bro what I just signed up online took like [--] mins" I told him that's not possible without breaking the EU law "Well luckily I'm not in the EU anymore" he laughed He said he already has [--] paying customers even though the company is [--] days old I felt sick. He must be laundering money My startup in Germany took [--] months to fully register [----] in fees and [--] notary visits And I still don't have all my permits Meanwhile my cousin operates with no"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:06Z 55.9K followers, 202.6K engagements
"Never tip. It discourages waiters from finding a real job. Be a feminist. When on a date always split the check. A studio apartment is more than enough for a man a woman and two Syrian refugees the http://x.com/i/article/2020148644708548608 http://x.com/i/article/2020148644708548608"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:43Z 55.8K followers, 46.2K engagements
"Its absolutely outrageous that no EU official is on this list. Our innovation tops everything this man has ever built. .@ElonMusk named No. [--] on the #Forbes250 Greatest Innovators list. See who else is in the Top 10: https://t.co/CFs11UNXUH (Photo: Martin Schoeller) https://t.co/HNcHUVGZQH .@ElonMusk named No. [--] on the #Forbes250 Greatest Innovators list. See who else is in the Top 10: https://t.co/CFs11UNXUH (Photo: Martin Schoeller) https://t.co/HNcHUVGZQH"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:34Z 55.9K followers, 17.3K engagements
"@nikitabier We need European Union to write a set of regulations to prevent this immediately"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:23Z 55.8K followers, 34.1K engagements
"Wonderful news from the Netherlands. Every EU country should be taking notes. This is how economies grow 💥BREAKING: 36% unrealized gains tax just passed in the Dutch House of Representatives. https://t.co/KxMSBUd1qe 💥BREAKING: 36% unrealized gains tax just passed in the Dutch House of Representatives. https://t.co/KxMSBUd1qe"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:10Z 55.9K followers, 244.3K engagements
"@nexta_tv So not athletes are allergic to latex My daughters boyfriend (amateur basketball player) has something to explain then"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:21Z 55.9K followers, 67.5K engagements
"My wife stormed into the kitchen this morning "Oh my fucking god look what I found" A hotel booking confirmation on our [--] year old daughter's phone Valentine's night king bed champagne package The reservation was under her boyfriend's name "She is [--] and dating a [--] year old guy" my wife was crying I grabbed the phone and looked at the booking She was right it was absolutely disgusting The room was listed at [---] but the final charge was [---] They buried the city tax and "resort fee" in the checkout page That is a direct violation of EU directives on consumer pricing transparency "Don't worry"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:44Z 55.9K followers, 3.1M engagements
"Things that should require a professional license: [--]. Starting a business under age of [--] [--]. Owning a car over 150hp [--]. Gambling with stocks or crypto [--]. Breeding dogs [--]. Starting a podcast [--]. Calling yourself a consultant or coach What did I miss"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:52Z 55.9K followers, 28K engagements
"@Beltzaser I hope so too my baby deserves princess treatment"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:31Z 55.9K followers, 73.1K engagements
"It was a perfect Sunday morning until my brother ruined it I was standing by the window watching my neighbor walk her dog She's [--] recently divorced total smoke show I thought of pleasuring myself but then I hear this quiet electric hum I look to the left and see my brother pulling up in a Tesla I felt the blood drain from my face I ran to the door "What the fuck are you doing here" I screamed "Big bro look what I got" he was smiling like an American retard "Move that fucking thing right now. My neighbor is right there" "So what" "She just saw an American car park in front of my house. You've"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:51Z 55.8K followers, 20.9K engagements
"@miakhalifa Hello Mia I invite you to visit me in Karlsruhe Germany we can do a photoshoot together in Epplesee lake"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:38Z 55.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Met a woman at a bar in Amsterdam last night "Let's go to my place" she whispered We went to her apartment She started kissing me and unzipping my pants I stopped her "We need to complete the documentation first. Where do you keep your consent forms" "What" "Oh don't worry. I always carry my copies" I pulled out the forms from my man purse Form A: General contact kissing and penetration Form B: Oral activities - Section [--] (giving) Section [--] (receiving) Form C: Intercourse consent subsections for positions "Why is there an entire separate form just for anal sex" "Different risk category needs"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:09Z 55.8K followers, 86.2K engagements
"@andreasklinger Yes Germany is like Colombia finest women on the continent"
X Link 2026-02-16T03:49Z 55.9K followers, [----] engagements
"How you get treated in Germany when you make [----] per month (top 1% income)"
X Link 2026-02-16T14:15Z 55.8K followers, 318.7K engagements
"@DuncanW1964 Im not talking about illegal jobs. 50K a year is max you can earn in Germany legally"
X Link 2026-02-16T15:53Z 55.8K followers, 21.4K engagements
"My daughter is pregnant and her water broke today Her boyfriend is in prison so she called me for help "Dad please hurry" My wife and I got in the car and drove to her respecting speed limit She called me six times while I was driving I didn't pick up. It's illegal to use your phone behind the wheel We arrived [--] minutes later she was on the floor crying I helped her into the car and drove to the hospital "Dad please go FUCKING faster I can't take it" "Watch your mouth. You are about to become a mother" I said We got to the hospital the doctor came out and said "five more minutes and we could"
X Link 2026-02-16T21:20Z 55.9K followers, 952.4K engagements
"@sophieraiin Nice stroll in a city park cheap and healthy"
X Link 2026-02-16T22:45Z 55.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@SimonTheNoob Your attitude is very problematic. I reported you to EU authorities"
X Link 2026-02-17T13:30Z 55.9K followers, 56.2K engagements
"@Lyndonx I did describe facts. But asking for ethnicity is simply racist and in opposition to European values"
X Link 2026-02-17T15:16Z 55.9K followers, 18.1K engagements
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