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@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 Catturd β„’

Catturd β„’ is a social media personality who frequently comments on current events and politics. The tweets suggest that Catturd β„’ is critical of Democrats, the media, and some politicians, often using humor and sarcasm to express their views. The most prominent topic seems to be reactions to various politicians and events, with Catturd β„’ frequently expressing support for former President Trump.

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Social category influence celebrities #5186 countries #6262 finance #83 stocks #1083 travel destinations XXXX% social networks XXX% technology brands XXX% musicians XXX% automotive brands XXX% pga golfers XXXX%

Social topic influence maga #48, elon musk #843, pam #171, pam bondi #143, tariffs #8, all the #767, trumps #43, doj #27, powell #10, alligator alcatraz #46

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @elonmusk @gunthereagleman @grok @fbiddbongino @realdonaldtrump @scmountaingoat @fbidirectorkash @captaingalaxy @magagem1 @michellemaxwell @jewelsjoneslive @tweetavenger21 @jackposobiec @fbi @shawnfarash @agpambondi @0hour1 @mtnpamiam @emperorjochi @spicypatriot25

Top assets mentioned Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) PSYOP (PSYOP)

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"Back in the real world . Just so you know - @GuntherEagleman and I are laughing at all these mostly bot accounts trying to pretend like we have some kind of beef. lol (just because I posted one little thing) - We've been friends for a long time and will continue to be. Look forward to seeing him again at Turdstock III this year. Thank you for your attention to this matter"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 13:53:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 408.2K engagements

"One more time for the people in the back - I know Dan and I completely trust him"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 22:00:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 304.3K engagements

"So whats everyone getting into this weekend"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2024-07-13 01:41:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements

"Theres about to be a mass exodus out of New York City"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-26 00:49:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"You have to work really hard to be this clueless. πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:43:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 107K engagements

"All you dudes be careful of Chris Christie out there. He might try to kiss you on the mouth"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 09:59:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 156.1K engagements

"This ridiculous over-the-top gaslighting for the cameras makes me want even more layoffs"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 18:27:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements

"If you want to know why he lost - here you go - about as self-aware as Zelensky. Idiot"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-04-29 10:50:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 179.2K engagements

"This will help a lot of people. Great idea"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 11:23:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 144.6K engagements

"Panican is the greatest Trump word since covfefe"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-04-07 14:28:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 506.8K engagements

"Democrats XX% approval about to go to 12%"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-04-15 16:35:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 915.8K engagements

"Why would you do this to people who support you I dont get it"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 01:08:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.3M engagements

"Good morning and happy birthday to greatest President in U.S. history- Donald J. Trump"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-14 10:17:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements

"Mamma Sweetie going to get special treats today"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-11 11:34:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 237.9K engagements

"You're not going to get everything you want from any politician or political party. EVER Giving me what I want and what I vote for . Joe Biden . X% of the time. Kamala . X% of the time. Democrat Party . X% of the time. Republican Party . XX% of the time. President Trump . XX% of the time. It's a no brainer for me. Always has been"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:24:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 425.2K engagements

"If you listen to our podcast I've said many times. With Christoper Wray in charge I wouldn't doubt it if all the evidence seized on Epstein's island never made it back to shore. They had plenty of time to destroy everything and probably did. No way those snakes would just hand over the truth or any evidence to Trump's team"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 11:37:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 643.3K engagements

"Democrats answer to winning the male vote back - and know this isnt parody"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-29 15:37:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 111.8K engagements

"At this point It's obvious that Jerome Powell will financially burn this country down to the ground over his TDS"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:36:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 715.8K engagements

"This person needs to be arrested ASAP. @FBI @FBIDDBongino"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-26 17:50:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 364.8K engagements

"On this Independence Day it's important to recognize @RandyRRQuaid who gave all to save us from an alien invasion"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 11:17:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 770K engagements

"I know them both and still believe it XXX% - now what"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 21:15:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 769K engagements

"@silenttruth26 @GuntherEagleman @PamBondi Its not him just like this aint you πŸ‘‡"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 20:38:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 8484 engagements

"Is Ian the dumbest person on X I literally do events and have not been Anon in years. there's thousands of pictures of me. And of course this isn't me. And my middle name isn't Lawrence. Should I sue Ian for everything he has for this lie"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-26 13:42:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 162.2K engagements

"Were about to find out who in Congress serves Big Pharma over American citizens"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-12 23:51:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements

"@GavinNewsom @GOP More lying fear porn gaslighting from the worthless anti-American Democrat party"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-28 22:24:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 110.2K engagements

"Remember when they announced Joe Biden had cancer and nobodys mentioned it since"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 15:13:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements

"LOL. The mosquitoes are the same size in both"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 21:02:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 196.1K engagements

"The everyone who supports Trump is a pedo bots are lame. Yawn. πŸ₯±"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 17:08:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 204.4K engagements

"We dont need a doctor to tell us that chowder brain didnt know what planet he was on for X years"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 10:28:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 191.4K engagements

"LOL claims to be a Trump supporter in his bio - but calls Trump "Cheeto" in his replies. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‰πŸ€‘"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 11:59:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 187K engagements

"It seems WWIII lasted XX minutes with zero casualties"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-23 18:15:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements

"After calling this a conspiracy theory for years I noticed none of legacy media covered this story"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 10:19:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 301.3K engagements

"Why do Democrats and Gavin Newsom support child slave labor at weed plants in California"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 14:20:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 201.7K engagements

"Breaking . The new America party has chosen their leader"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 00:16:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 846.8K engagements

"Good - I hope the heartless demon can never find work again. Tired of these people"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 12:30:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 542.1K engagements

"Just so you know that illegal at Alligator Alcetraz was lying The mosquitoes here in Florida are not the size of elephants - theyre the size of a Tyrannosaurus"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 02:43:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 177K engagements

"Good - Think about how many lives he saved"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 18:57:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 210.7K engagements

"Good morning X. Happy Tuesday - going to be two solid days of heavy rain here. Doggies not going to be happy"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 10:46:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 113.1K engagements

"One year anniversary today. Hard to believe its already been a year. Time flies"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 07:53:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 593.6K engagements

"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Were winning at everything. Youre losing at everything"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 19:16:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 169.3K engagements

"Blockhead attacked me. Blockhead then deleted his post after pushback. Dont be a blockhead πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 23:46:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 143.8K engagements

"Another domestic terrorist who needs to be caught"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-03-21 22:18:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements

"RED ALERT RED ALERT THE SKY IS FALLING WE'RE DOOMED WWIII IS HERE PANIC FOR CLICKS TRUMP IS GEORGE BUSH RED ALERT IT'S ARMAGEDDON DEMOCRATS WILL WIN UNTIL 2084 RED ALERT WARNING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US RED ALERT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES (Farting sound)"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-18 22:31:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 910.2K engagements

"Doggies and kitties need a good home. Please retweet"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 17:06:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 202.7K engagements

"@TateTheTalisman Happy birthday What a great age to be. I was XX in 2001. FUCK"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 00:52:14 UTC 3.8M followers, 50K engagements

"Just so you know when I see this in my daily followers I know theyll be a planned bot attack to try to divide MAGA within days. And like clockwork it always happens. I usually average about net 5k followers a day but suddenly I get 11k followers all in a few hours lol. That means these new bots will all be in my replies in a few days pretending to turn on MAGA and me. All coordinated all fake so obvious. Dont they know that Jedi Mind Tricks dont work on us πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 01:24:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 162.2K engagements

"Arrest him - @FBIDDBongino @FBI @FBIDirectorKash"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 14:24:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 181.5K engagements

"Its think its safe to say Laura is taking no prisoners after they falsely convicted Trump. lol"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2024-06-01 16:11:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 520.6K engagements

"When youre so serious about not adding to the debt that you want to tax breathing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ˜³πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 00:32:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 571.7K engagements

"Canada and its horrific leadership just FAFO"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-27 17:50:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.3M engagements

"Just so you know The Catturd army is undefeated. All memes welcome"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2024-09-13 22:13:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 902K engagements

"Reminder - not a single doomsday prediction of the climate cult has ever come true"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 12:12:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 778.8K engagements

"Of course one of Joe Bidens millions of illegals he let walk into our country on the red carpet committed a horrible act of terrorism today. When are these treasonous traitors going to be held accountable"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-02 01:52:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 136.1K engagements

"Grok was so good when it started. I XXX% supported it and it was so awesome. Now its just woke garbage. I rarely use it anymore"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 02:30:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements

"This guy helps so many dogs - that all he does. Bravo πŸ‘"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 01:07:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 213K engagements

"Raging shouting and clapping your hands while youre talking doesnt make you right"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 14:11:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 270.4K engagements

"Trump rightfully going off on Jerome Powell"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-30 17:28:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 140K engagements

"All brand new stuff but what really gives it away that this is fake - the man bun - πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 10:35:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 326.8K engagements

"Wait - just for going 38mph in a 30mph zone Huh"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 13:53:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 208.5K engagements

"This Friday at 3:30 PM ET - on our podcast - Ill be announcing the date of Turdstock 2025 followed by when tickets go on sale. Turdstock is the hardest ticket to get in Nashville and it always sells out in minutes so stay tuned and listen in"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 11:33:57 UTC 3.8M followers, 69.6K engagements

"BREAKING . Iran launches X missiles at US bases in Qatar"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-23 16:44:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 724.4K engagements

"What's everyone putting on the grill today"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 14:33:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 403.8K engagements

"Hit by a bus last week hospitalized in serious condition then she recovers but commits suicide this week. does anyone believe this bullshit"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-04-26 02:14:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 31M engagements

"Im being throttled again - I must be telling the truth"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 00:12:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 236K engagements

"So @SidneyPowell1 has been locked out of her account. I believe its that fishing scam thats been going around the last year where they say youre going to be suspended in your DMS unless you click a link and then they take over your account. Can someone @X please help with this"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 02:01:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 236.6K engagements

"Did you guys hear 100000000 people are gonna be transported to Mars an uninhabitable planet in the next few years. Trust me bro. Its the most important thing on planet earth right now. I got a better idea - lets feed the people on this planet"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-02 00:36:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 587.1K engagements

"Why does John Brennan always look like hes taking a dump"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 15:26:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 153K engagements

"If you invaded our country illegally you have to go. It's that simple"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 11:37:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 384.8K engagements

"How does The View continue to stay on the air"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 12:10:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"Man do I hate that. Nothing sounds better than the waves hitting the beach. Some people have to spoil it for everyone"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 21:47:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 194.5K engagements

"Please tell me its true that Trump is going to be there Tuesday for the opening of Alligator Alcatraz. πŸ”₯"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-29 22:18:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 231.6K engagements

"Trump takes more iconic pictures than anyone ever"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 10:58:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements

"One of best stories of the year thats flown under the radar is theres been X million self-deportations in the first six months of the Trump administration"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 21:28:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 786.4K engagements

"I dont care how many followers I lose I dont care what anybody says you go against Trump and Im coming after you. Anybody else tired of these wishy-washy fair weather friend Trump supporters Some of the people I respected the most are just total sellouts now. They dont have the balls to come out it full support of Trump when things get the slightest controversial. Im tired of it. If youre a real Trump supporters sound off. LFG"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-06 03:17:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.9M engagements

"Republican Party - no Democrat Party - no American Party - no MAGA - YES"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 20:27:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements

"Big shocker that we now know Smelly was lying"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 12:05:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"Most of what I'm seeing in my replies are new accounts I've never seen before with under XXX followers pretending to be disgruntled lifetime Trump supporters"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 13:55:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 533.4K engagements

"Timeline cleanse . Sweet Monkey and her pink nose"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 11:38:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 129K engagements

"Nestle announces that itll eliminate all artificial dyes from its products by the end of the year. M.A.H.A"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-26 18:10:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 221K engagements

"The illegals in LA think we care what they do to that Democrat run πŸ’©- hole city. πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-08 12:49:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 119K engagements

"When the Left is mad at Elon Musk. They - Fire bomb Teslas. - vandalized Tesla dealerships. - key Teslas. - shoot at Teslas. - call him a Nazi and a Fascist. - protest in the streets. - boycott X. - boycott Tesla. - boycott Starlink. - try to tank his stocks. When MAGS is mad at Elon Musk. They - do badass memes and tweets on X. - none of the above. We are not the same"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 22:40:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 854.6K engagements

"Dear New York liberals - don't come here to Florida to live. Great Whites grow 100-ft-long here and they're everywhere. You're better off staying where you're at"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 14:18:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 117.1K engagements

"I said yesterday and I'll say it again today. Pam Bondi must do a long press conference "ASAP" about her decisions about Epstein files and the binder debacle etc. She is the AG of the United States. It has to be her (not the Press Secretary etc) It's not going to go away. It's all the press will ask her going forward until she does - even a year from now. And here's an idea just tell the truth. If the Biden regime Merrick Garland and Wray destroyed the evidence just say it. If they didn't just say it. If she isn't strong enough to do this she needs to be replaced. Trump faces a hostile press"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 11:09:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 706.8K engagements

"I actually think this is funny. I cant stand the snobs in NYC. Watching them get exactly what they deserve for voting for this clown for the next X years will be hilarious"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-25 10:36:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 716.7K engagements

"My loyalty will always be with President Trump. You"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-12 01:16:11 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.9M engagements

"@ElectionWiz lol- since when is the number of replies a ratioπŸ˜‚- its the number of likes from a reply"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 02:39:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 189.7K engagements

"I've never met a man who likes the big injected duck lips on women. So why do they continue to do it when it looks horrible"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-07 13:59:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 10.8M engagements

"Cut them off - They've been screwing us over for years"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-23 11:57:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 351K engagements

"This is nuts - didn't expect that last one"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 12:23:19 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements

"When Grok first came out - it was awesome - now Grok is just woke fake news that repeats liberal talking points. I know this for a fact because everything Grok says about me is a lie. What a joke Grok has become"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 01:48:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 2M engagements

"Its so awesome knowing what I know and watching the black pill Panicans lose their minds. Their future breakfast lunch and dinner - crow"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 23:59:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements

"Its not an executive order. It is the law of the land now. Cant be done"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 21:59:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 823.2K engagements

"This has to be the biggest cope tweet Ive ever seen. When you cant admit you were wrong. πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 00:21:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 146.2K engagements

"This is AI . the film industry is about to change"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 11:36:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 837.7K engagements

"I was Ted Bundy's adviser. Here's how you fix crime in America"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 12:47:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 67.3K engagements

"Grok is woke and full of shit. What the fuck is happening to X"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 00:09:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.9M engagements

"This is XXX% BS. He knew exactly what it meant. And hes pretending that he just found it on the beach. Lol. This is called panic after the backlash"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-15 22:38:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 900.4K engagements

"@elonmusk I bought my old dog Pedro a Trump wig. lol. This is as beautiful as it gets"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2024-12-29 18:29:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 453.7K engagements

"The only pardon Joe Biden actually signed was Hunters. You cant make this up"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 10:49:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 795.3K engagements

"Theres not a chance in hell that hundreds of incumbents will lose their primary. In 2024 out of XXX members of Congress only X lost their primaries. It almost never happens. You can go after 3-4 and have an outside chance. Sometimes it works like with Liz Cheney"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-30 20:31:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 249.5K engagements

"Why does AOC continue to lie about being from the Bronx when everyone already knows shes lying"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-30 15:32:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements

"Big shoutout to all the trolls who gave me record engagements and a huge spike in followers this week. Please keep crying in my replies - and - thanks again"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 01:03:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 359.2K engagements

"Tomorrow is the holiday that nobody ever heard of until five years ago"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 02:01:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 5.3M engagements

"Are 14-year-old illegals still picking weed in Gavin Newsoms California"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 18:08:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 156.2K engagements

"Hard to believe but football is right around the corner"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 22:08:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 207.9K engagements

"Everyone who read this noticed right away that Trump didnt mention Pam Bondi"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 10:17:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 263.7K engagements

"0 followers - joined X a few days ago. πŸ˜‚ all over my replies"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 22:47:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 227.2K engagements

"President Trump will be remembered in XXX years as one of the greatest Presidents if not the greatest President in US history. Thomas Massie wont even be a footnote in history - X years from now πŸ˜‚ The truth hurts"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 23:19:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 696.1K engagements

"Why cant the Left meme Theyre horrible at it"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-28 20:31:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 173.2K engagements

"Funny how every time Trump does something some of these so-called influencers dont like they start attacking me you and every Trump supporter instead of the issue. They actually think they can scream at you loud enough to not have your own opinion and adopt their exact position. Their egos are so huge they actually believe we care what they say. lol. Trump bombed Iran Im going to spend the next X days attacking MAGA supporters. Because that makes total sense - πŸ˜‚ Its the same exact ones over and over and over"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 16:33:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 294.9K engagements

"Here is my Truth Social account - we all know Elon will suspend us all soon. Thats what he does. This is where Ill be when he does"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 00:42:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 664.4K engagements

"Theyd be pooping at their own home if they didnt invade our country illegally"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 17:50:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 386.2K engagements

"I have no idea about what this second grade grammar word salad tweet means. But he is big mad lol"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 00:18:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 169.9K engagements

"It's almost getting too ridiculous on here - πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 12:52:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 223.5K engagements

"Is it just me or does Elon Musk and Steve Bannon absolutely hate each other"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 21:29:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 252.8K engagements

"The only problem with Alligator Alcatraz is theyre not mentioning the pythons mosquitoes and water moccasins enough"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-26 21:17:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 536.9K engagements

"You and your party have been cheering for this. You dont get to act like you give a fuck now"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-02 01:56:34 UTC 3.8M followers, 634.9K engagements

"Elon Musk has confirmed X is still under a massive cyber-attack. The New World Order globalists can't have us peasants spreading the truth"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-03-10 17:27:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 914.7K engagements

"No more removing shoes at airports Everyone's nose thanks you"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 13:52:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 176K engagements

"Imagine being a billionaire and this is the best you can do - Anthony Weiners ex"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-14 20:56:14 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.3M engagements

"If Grok gets any more woke its going to qualify for job on The View"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 17:47:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 2M engagements

"Good morning X - we told you it was rigged"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-17 10:03:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 320.1K engagements

"Now you know why Trump is abolishing the Department of Education"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-03-23 13:32:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements

"Alligator Alcatraz is what dreams are made out of"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-28 01:37:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 2M engagements

"Trumps just did a long post in support of Pam Bondi - and the investigations he wants to focus on - voter fraud ActBlue the rigged and stolen 2020 election and arresting thugs and criminals"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 21:36:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 12.2K engagements

"Imagine thinking you can win a primary without the MAGA vote. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 23:43:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 402.6K engagements

"I'll give you this one . If Matt Damon and ______ had a baby"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 16:01:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 94.2K engagements

"The IRS is going to love this video lol πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 21:08:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 326K engagements

"Just so you know the dominoes are about to fall and its going to be historic"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 23:55:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements

"Here we go - this account says Trumps a pedo - imagine believing this piece a shit troll Are you seeing it now"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 00:44:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 275.1K engagements

"Republican or Democrat if you're in Congress and don't vote to codify the DOGE cuts you're one of the crooks. We see you"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-27 12:48:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements

"Inflation even lower. Tariffs are working. LOWER THE RATES"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 13:04:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 640.5K engagements

"Democrats are going to elect the worst mayor possible for New York City. Just watch"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-23 14:53:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements

"Thanks to Democrat run New York and California its definitely high dollar in Florida right now lol"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 17:54:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 108.9K engagements

"Its amazing to me that Pam Bondi still hasnt done a news conference over her decisions on Epstein. Its her responsibility to explain her decisions and answer questions not surrogates. This shouldve been done days ago"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 21:06:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 424.9K engagements

"I always trust Trump knows what hes doing"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-04 18:37:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 422.7K engagements

"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this has to be the funniest shit Ive ever seen"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 01:56:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 234.3K engagements

"Me watching the Panicans with absolutely zero inside knowledge right now"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 00:10:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 462.5K engagements

"Daily reminder. Not a single prediction of the climate cult has ever come true"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 20:49:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 255.5K engagements

"She should lose her medical license permanently"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 12:47:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 232.2K engagements

"Goodnight everyone. And thank God President Trump was saved on this day one year ago. See you in clown world tomorrow"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 01:36:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 221.8K engagements

"It was a red alert WWIII Armageddon end of the world emergency at my house this morning . The power must've gone off last night so my coffee wasn't already made when I got up. I'm okay now but I barely survived"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-25 11:35:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 278.8K engagements

"Just in case I dont say this enough - I love you all. The Catturd army is undefeated"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2024-11-18 00:32:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 472.5K engagements

"If you dont know the uniparty Congress by now Ill let you in on a little secret. They wont pass any bill ever unless they add their ridiculous pork to it. Strip all the pork out and just leave the good stuff it wont have a chance of passing. zero. Thats all they really care about - the pork. The good stuff that helps you in the bill is the payoff to get themselves their donors their lobbyists and their friends filthy rich. Do I hate this with a passion yes but its the sad truth. Thats why I cant stand both parties. The problem isnt Trump or Elon - its the uniparty swampy Congress"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-05 18:07:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 594.2K engagements

"LOL - no kidding - so unique I do what everyone else is doing"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:19:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 111.1K engagements

"One of the main reasons Trump won a huge landslide was because Americans were sick and damn tired of the Biden regime giving 100s of billions of "OUR MONEY" to Ukraine and nothing to American citizens. This issue has already been decided decisively by the voters"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-03-01 13:11:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 528.1K engagements

"We have the greatest President in US history right now doing amazing things every day. Dont let whiners rain on your parade. This is gonna be an incredible four years. The border is closed and America is back. Im going to enjoy every minute of it. You should too"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 20:32:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 364.4K engagements

"This isn't rocket science. All Pam Bondi has to do is give a long press conference and explain her decision. Letting the Press Secretary take all the fire is a bad look"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 13:21:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 466.7K engagements

"I'm starting to believe Gavin Newsom is the antichrist"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 12:37:53 UTC 3.8M followers, 389.5K engagements

"100% YES Of all the dumb taxes it's the dumbest"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 21:48:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 490.5K engagements

"Why are children working at a marijuana plant in California"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 10:59:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"We know where Cory Booker learned his Nazi salute from"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-01 10:24:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 61.6M engagements

"LOL - biggest own I've seen in awhile on X"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 12:49:34 UTC 3.8M followers, 118.9K engagements

"Elon Musk said that Donald Trump and Steve Bannon are on the Epstein list. That means according to him hes seen the Epstein list. He just stated his new party is about to expose Epstein list. Hes admitting that hes seen it and he knows whos on it - so why isnt he telling us whos on it One more time hes saying he knows whos on it. Im all ears. Put up or shut up"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 23:10:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.5M engagements

"If you no longer support President Trump or the MAGA movement have the balls to say it here πŸ‘‡ Proudly put your handle in my replies so I have receipts. Proudly tell the world now how much you hate Trump and all his loyal supporters. Lets see who you are so a year from now we can laugh at you"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 00:38:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 4.6M engagements

"Nothing can make some black pill rage baiters happy. Nothing"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 13:00:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 167.3K engagements

"@PhilMickelson @ForWellness Although you have a small account on X could I get some love and a follow back πŸ˜‚ LOL - love Phil"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 00:38:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 16.9K engagements

"Is Congress working this week or are they back on another long vacation as usual"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-11 11:12:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 100.7K engagements

"I don't drop the F bomb much here on X - but if there's anything I fucking sick and tired of it's this πŸ‘‡ Every time there's a controversial issue such as tariffs Iran bombing Epstein etc and we continue to support Trump MAGA gets accused of being paid. To be perfectly clear although I've been offered many times I've never taken a dime from any political party political origination even the Trump organization for tweets or my views. NEVER ONE PENNY Thomas Massie lied and accused me of this and couldn't produce a single receipt. (lying fraud) You know why There isn't any. Anyone says I have is"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 23:06:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 809.7K engagements

"Lately X has turned into a toxic negative feedback loop. I get caught up into it myself. I haven't been having as much fun on here as I used to. It just seems like it's a 24/7 raging argument with no end in sight. I'm going to take a deep breath and try to be more positive going forward; try to have a little fun again. Now this could last XX minutes or the rest of the year who knows - πŸ˜‚ Of course I'll still be a smartass shitposter. That'll never change"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 11:19:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"The people funding these rent-a-mobs are going to be exposed"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-12 13:24:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 940.4K engagements

"Funny how everybody going against President Trump now were the influencers and politicians who supported Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley in the primary. Like clockwork. Every time"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-03 23:42:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 185.3K engagements

"This POS needs to be arrested - @FBI @FBIDDBongino @FBIDirectorKash"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 11:21:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 413.4K engagements

"Was anyone else watching this live when it happened"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 12:43:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.9M engagements

"Joe Bidens doctor just plead the fifth and Joe Biden doesnt even know what that means"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 15:06:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 115.1K engagements

"Does Gavin Newsom still support 12-year-old kids picking weed in his state"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 11:34:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 194.1K engagements

"Imagine being afraid of the X% dork party. πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 00:55:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 305.9K engagements

"Enough of stressful politics - lets see pics of your awesome pets"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2023-02-09 22:38:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 4.3M engagements

"And thats all this is - a political hit job"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 23:21:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 397.6K engagements

"Looks like a good one to retweet make famous get arrested and FAFO"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-04-29 17:24:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 202.6K engagements

"I'm 6'1" and your entire feed is crying about another grown man - πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 12:40:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 118.6K engagements

"Never seen someone expose a fraud as well as @0HOUR1__ is doing to MAGA Slayer right now. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 22:37:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 219.1K engagements

"LOL - liberals will come up with any excuse to go out in the streets and whine"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 20:47:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 298.2K engagements

"This is treason and that's what Comey and Brennan should be charged with"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 11:30:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 254.7K engagements

"Isnt today that holiday that nobody heard of until a few years ago"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 10:29:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 594.1K engagements

"Why do you believe CEO Linda Yaccarino suddenly resigned from X"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 17:07:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.6M engagements

"LOL - relax troll - that vein in your neck looks very tense and youre only talking to three people at the most πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 01:48:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 187.4K engagements

"There she is . the most annoying low IQ Karen on planet earth. I couldn't even make it halfway through. The dumb is strong with this one"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 12:40:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 417.2K engagements

"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚deep breathπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 18:35:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 235.3K engagements

"So basically if anyone who was a Biden staffer had a 3rd cousin in prison they were pardoned"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 11:31:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 155.8K engagements

"Good morning to all my fellow insomniacs late night owls and early risers. Happy Wednesday"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 10:00:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 132.6K engagements

"Trump tweeted yesterday that the FBI is about to be unleashed - and some of these red alert backstabbing Panican fence riders are about to understand what that means"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 23:43:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 587.5K engagements

"LOL - So they basically pardoned themselves"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 07:44:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 756.1K engagements

"When is Gavin going to just come out of the closet"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 12:23:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 287.4K engagements

"Sounds like someones terrified of the Epstein client list"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-05 15:06:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 169.9K engagements

"This Friday at 3:30 PM ET - on our podcast - Ill be announcing the date of Turdstock 2025 followed by when tickets go on sale. Turdstock is the hardest ticket to get in Nashville and it always sells out in about X minutes so stay tuned and listen in"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 23:17:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 249.6K engagements

"What is the greatest sci-fi movie of all time and why is it John Carpenters - The Thing. and its not even close"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 02:38:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 399.6K engagements

"When are we going to see arrests for this treason"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-06 11:24:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 442.2K engagements

"Arrest John Kerry for treason and violation of the Logan Act"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2019-04-22 21:15:39 UTC 3.8M followers, 1695 engagements

"It's amazing she's still lying about this lol. Everyone knows"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 11:23:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"How will we survive here in Florida without this dork visiting from Canada - πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 13:57:14 UTC 3.8M followers, 693.4K engagements

"Does anyone else love Shark Week For the 37th year Discovery Channel's week-long annual celebration known as Shark Week is once again swimming our way set to kick off on Sunday July XX 2025"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 13:36:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 171K engagements

"Ira Dean and Ted Nugent teaming up on a song with Charlie Daniels in the title and singing about Lynyrd Skynyrd is the most badass USA song I could ever imagine. Ira Dean - WWCDD (What Would Charlie Daniels Do) feat. Ted Nugent via @YouTube"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 23:07:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 183.2K engagements

"No Kings was pointless and changed nothing"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-15 20:17:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 681.8K engagements

"Just so you know . Congress will work XX days in July and X days in August. Worthless"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-27 11:53:00 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"Low IQ sheepie repeating CNN talking points word for word"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 13:50:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 112.9K engagements

"Imagine making a meme with an Eric SpyFart quote and then actually posting it - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-25 21:04:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.5K engagements

"I had high hopes but I realize now that were never gonna see justice. Anybody else feeling like I am"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-23 00:59:19 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.2M engagements

"Pam Bondi has been on Fox News 24/7. Where's the press conference or Fox News interview now"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 13:03:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 245.7K engagements

"Far left Grok says its providing accurate information on me based on reports from Rolling Stones and Media Matters. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 02:08:52 UTC 3.8M followers, 218.9K engagements

"You got any of those autopen disco biscuits"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-21 15:54:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 222.9K engagements

"Every liberal when Alligator Alcatraz opened yesterday"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-02 13:12:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 118.8K engagements

"Not smiling now are they Enjoy XX years to life in prison. Texas aint Portland"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 16:03:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements

"Who is the biggest Panican on X right now"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-04-07 14:13:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 559.7K engagements

"Scientifically speaking why does coffee make you take a dump"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 11:51:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 783.3K engagements

"I still think about this classic sometimes - hilarious"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 12:18:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements

"Everyone involved in the autopen scandal has committed treason"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-05 00:04:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 237.7K engagements

"This tropical system has been breathing down my neck all day with big storms just barely missing me. Been getting lucky so far. Was supposed to get 5-10 inches of rain none as of now. Got the hatches battened down just in case. Watching it closely"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 15:16:26 UTC 3.8M followers, 85.4K engagements

"Lora here is calling all of you pedophile lovers just because you support Trump. Comments"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:55:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 212.9K engagements

"It's going to be impossible for me not to drop the F-bomb on today's podcast. I mean I have an obligation to report the news accurately"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-24 13:51:34 UTC 3.8M followers, 172.4K engagements

"I might be the most hated influencer account from the right and the left on X πŸ˜‚ I love this shit"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 23:49:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 229.8K engagements

"To all the bots crying about me and the Catturd army in my replies - πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 00:08:19 UTC 3.8M followers, 142.9K engagements

"Massive surge in profile visits this week - thank you liberal bot trolls for all the engagements. πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 13:07:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 111.3K engagements

"Its her daughter and literally nobody cares"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 17:14:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.5M engagements

"Why do all liberal women look and act exactly like this"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-20 20:28:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 332.4K engagements

"It has to be around XX years since Ive been to Walmart. Cant stand the place"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-17 22:15:57 UTC 3.8M followers, 291.2K engagements

"What did Tim Walt know and when did he know it"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 22:02:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 179.7K engagements

"One more time - I know a little something - and I have XXX% faith in Dan Bongino and Kash Patel"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 23:54:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 6.4M engagements

"White Liberal women are the worst people on planet earth"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 18:43:31 UTC 3.8M followers, 266.5K engagements

"I made it about XX seconds. I can only take so much crazy at a time"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-04 04:34:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 266.9K engagements

"Im gonna say it one more time. Elon Musk said that Steve Bannon and Donald Trump are on the Epstein list. - that means Elon Musk has seen the official Epstein list. He says he knows so why wont Elon tell us whos on the Epstein list Elon could clear this up right now. What is he waiting for"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 23:20:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.5M engagements

"Not only do lizard people really exist - sometimes they marry"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-16 17:38:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements

"Trump and we MAGA have endured and defeated the following . - the Democrat Party. - the Republican Party. - XX% of legacy fake news media. - swattings. - death threats. - doxxings. - lawfare. - de-banking. - the old FBI. - the old CIA. - the climate cult. - the COVID cult. - Big Pharma. - troll armies. - censorship. - throttling. - war pigs in both parties. - massive Democrat cheating in elections. - ballot harvesting. - primary challengers. - setups. - entrapment. - assassination attempts. - backstabbers at every turn. - suspended for free speech on social media. - called Granda killers. -"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 21:36:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements

"Pedro says good morning to everyone. Hes old and getting really slow but hes still a happy doggie"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-29 11:39:19 UTC 3.8M followers, 220.7K engagements

"Is Al Gore going to be the new leader of the American party"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 20:04:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 342K engagements

"It has been storming every day for weeks here in North Florida. I bought a new rod and reel X weeks ago and still havent been able to use it. This is what you call a travesty if you live on the Gulf of America"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-17 10:36:44 UTC 3.8M followers, 207.6K engagements

"Elon replies to Linda's resignation tweet"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 16:39:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 239.5K engagements

"Democrats went from crying about eggs to crying about tomatoes"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 21:14:59 UTC 3.8M followers, 247.1K engagements

"4 followers - joined a few weeks ago. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hi bot βœ‹"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 20:18:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 141.2K engagements

"TaRiFfs wiLL CauSE mAssiVE INFlaTion. Inflation last minute - 0.00%"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 13:39:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 65.4K engagements

"Does this mean an American company is going to buy it"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 11:10:28 UTC 3.8M followers, 147K engagements

"Good morning X. Happy Independence Day weekend"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 10:47:33 UTC 3.8M followers, 123.5K engagements

"1 - something happens. X - red alert Panicans shout the sky is falling and its the end of the world. X - theyre proven wrong in a week or so and just drop the subject. X - repeat"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 12:34:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 299.8K engagements

"Im going to go out on a limb here and say its the ding dong"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-28 22:46:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.8M engagements

"Just so you know if you reach millions of followers theres going to be so many people who you think you can trust who will backstab you at every turn. Best thing you can do is just be yourself tell the truth be happy and enjoy your life"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-27 00:51:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 389K engagements

"🚨🚨🚨 were now in hour XX of the XX hour rule"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 18:34:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 530K engagements

"Has anyone ever heard of this podcastπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 23:18:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 189.7K engagements

"When all this political stress gets to me I go outside on the Catturd ranch and hangout with Monkey and the new X foot bed I bought for my doggies"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-05 23:03:21 UTC 3.8M followers, 160.6K engagements

"How the hell did we get someone this so damn dumb on the Supreme Court"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 00:56:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 805.1K engagements

"Does anyone have the live stream of the press conference My power is out"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-27 15:39:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 208.4K engagements

"If this doesnt make your blood boil nothing will"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-02 09:40:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 407.6K engagements

"How does it feel to be a Panican and lose your mind daily over every tweet every post every press conference every daily decision Trump makes every news story from any news source. It has to be exhausting"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 21:28:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 322.9K engagements

"Once the FBI starts closing in he suddenly wants to cry and apologize No. Arrest this clown immediately"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-09 18:49:48 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.3M engagements

"OH FFS - and Scott has been nothing but a gentleman"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 17:45:02 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements

"I never see Democrats do anything anymore besides fight for illegals. How do they get a single vote"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-20 14:02:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 436.9K engagements

"Still immune to any sob stories about deportations. Cry more. Don't invade our country illegally"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 11:06:38 UTC 3.8M followers, 106.7K engagements

"@0HOUR1__ Not some balls with lines drawn to them. πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 15:24:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 11K engagements

"Can anyone else actually read this Sloppy handwriting"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 20:57:17 UTC 3.8M followers, 377.8K engagements

"How to trigger the Left today in X words Secretary of WAR"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 18:09:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 145.6K engagements

"Hillary is mad that people tell the truth about her"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 11:00:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 168.1K engagements

"Why is Pam Bondi not giving a press conference and letting the press secretary take all the fire"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 19:19:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 736.6K engagements

"This is the perfect sample of a paid bot to sew division. πŸ‘‡ theyre so easy to spot Its ridiculous"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 23:52:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 179.3K engagements

"I'm an insomniac and Trump sleeps less than me"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 11:29:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.7K engagements

"The BBB XXXX billion to complete the border wall. XX billion for expanding detention capacity for immigrants. XX billion for ices arrest and deportation operations. This is huge"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 20:45:10 UTC 3.8M followers, 171.9K engagements

"I dont see how people have the energy or time to be hysterical 24/7. Remember when they spent a week screaming we were in WWIII And how tariffs would take us to a Depression"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 09:57:48 UTC 3.8M followers, 159.1K engagements

"Dan Bonginos XX hour rule should be used right now. Im seeing lots of ever changing stories from a lot of leftwing outlets and clickbait accounts with no source"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 20:57:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 514.8K engagements

"@AlexPadilla4CA Dank icky sticky buds are rotting on weed plants because the 12-year-olds Democrats depend on to harvest it are too afraid to go to work"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 20:23:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 94.7K engagements

"Trump just did a long post in support of Pam Bondi - and the investigations he wants to focus on - voter fraud ActBlue the rigged and stolen 2020 election and arresting thugs and criminals"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 21:38:22 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.8M engagements

"He works XX hours a day and never slows down. Trump is a machine"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-26 00:37:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"Good morning X. How much more winning can we take"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-02 10:54:41 UTC 3.8M followers, 121.1K engagements

"Pam Bondi needs to have a long press conference this evening and bring whoever she needs to bring to explain herself regarding Epstein. Answer all questions. If she cant do that shes not competent enough to be AG. Right now shes communicating this horribly. The press and voters arent gonna stop screaming these questions out at her at every appearance until she does this. Its that simple"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 17:52:42 UTC 3.8M followers, 849.7K engagements

"Its amazing how dumb and easily brainwashed liberals are"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-04-12 19:33:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 228.8K engagements

"Panican narcissists will never admit theyre wrong. Big shoutout to everyone who stood by Trump. Take notes on the people who turned against him in X seconds flat and were l100% wrong. Theres still a long way to go there maybe a few setbacks but we will get there. Trust Trump"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-23 23:28:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements

"We are on our own. @dunkindonuts tried to bully Rumble so We The People (Average hard working citizens.) called them out and made these bullies trend #1. Then for some reason X suddenly removed the trend. So all Im asking - can a billion dollar company just make a call and have an organic viral trend removed I trust @elonmusk and honestly hope he responds to this. I hate these woke companies and I stand firmly with X and Rumble in their lawsuits to fight these commies. We see you Dunkin Donuts. Theres zero chance well ever spend a dime with you again"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2024-08-08 01:56:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 324.8K engagements

"Hey @grok why would someones skin turn blue"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-10 18:47:50 UTC 3.8M followers, 5.1M engagements

"Its official Elon Musk has declared war on MAGA. Hes big mad he didnt get his government handout subsidies. This is what this is really about"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 00:14:47 UTC 3.8M followers, 554.6K engagements

"So all the girls who have testified about being raped on Epsteins island were lying and Giselle Maxwell is in prison for being the madam for nobody Please tell this is fake news"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 02:22:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.4M engagements

"You mean Christopher Wray might do something like that Heres my shocked face πŸ‘‰πŸ˜²"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 10:29:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 180.9K engagements

"Is it too much to ask for a Republican Party that doesnt backstab their voters every single time"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-27 13:03:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements

"Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang - dude narrates while hes kicking your ass πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 16:24:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 328.1K engagements

"Trump many cabinet members and the Press Secretary have said today and made it clear. NO AMNESTY"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 17:31:48 UTC 3.8M followers, 188.5K engagements

"Do I have to be the one who says it Theres not one person in the middle class who cares about going to Mars. They just want to provide for their family and give them the best life possible. (Here on planet earth) Tax cuts are a miracle to the middle class- making life decisions on whether we go to Mars or not is the most ridiculous shit Ive ever heard in my life. Theres never gonna be a colony on Mars. Its a gigantic waste of money. If it ever actually happened it would be four or five of the richest people on earth. So tired of this nonsense"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-01 23:57:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.2M engagements

"Dank icky sticky buds are rotting on weed plants because the 12-year-olds Democrats depend on to harvest it are too afraid to go to work"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 20:23:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 173.8K engagements

"President Trump had an event yesterday to be patriotic and bring the country together. And we all saw what the Democrat party did yesterday. What a difference for the entire world to see"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-15 11:12:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 457.6K engagements

"LOL. Fed Chair Jerome Powell is under investigation for fraud"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 17:38:16 UTC 3.8M followers, 85.1K engagements

"LOL - they're trying so hard nobody cares and they're changing zero minds"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 14:26:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 102.2K engagements

"The Elmo memes are going to be off the hook today lol"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 10:55:07 UTC 3.8M followers, 540.1K engagements

"Of course Collins Murkowski and piece of shit McConnell who is basically a vegetable"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 01:06:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 395.9K engagements

"For all the people who hated Christopher Wray's FBI and spent years calling him a rotten corrupt traitor . What do you think he did with any evidence that made the deep state look bad from November to January before Trump was sworn in"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 13:27:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 340.2K engagements

"He just posted the meme - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚based"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 15:10:57 UTC 3.8M followers, 137.9K engagements

"LOL - these are getting better by the minute"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 15:46:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 151.4K engagements

"Ive told everyone what was going on our podcast with the Epstein files for months. I told everyone this day was coming. I told everyone that I have faith in Kash and Dan but not Pam. Well go over it again on the podcast tomorrow"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 21:23:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 422.9K engagements

"These dude is never gonna live down getting slapped in the face with a slice of pizza lol"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 14:34:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 247.3K engagements

"The so-called " MAGA influencers" who completely turned on Trump big time in the last XX hours are now claiming victory after they made a complete fool of themselves. People I once respected now I have ZERO respect for. What a bunch of phony losers. I considered some of these friends. I'll never make that mistake again"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-21 00:14:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.1M engagements

"@BasedMikeLee Yes but not behind closed doors in public"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 21:07:32 UTC 3.8M followers, 99.3K engagements

"Goodnight everyone - my advice is to mute or block all negative black pill accounts. Its amazing how successful the first six months of the Trump administration has been. Dont let these sourpuss chronic complainers highjack your happiness. Be positive. Were winning. Have a great Saturday night"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 03:09:27 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.7M engagements

"The FBI should raid James Comeys home tonight with XX agents arrest him and perp walk him"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-16 00:03:15 UTC 3.8M followers, 940.8K engagements

"The difference between a year ago has been nothing short of a miracle"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 22:35:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 221.4K engagements

"@pink_lady56 So now Im the problem - F YOU"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 02:25:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 320K engagements

"Just so you know We now have a FBI and DOJ whos protecting every single rich powerful and famous person who went to Jeffrey Epsteins rape island. Our country cant survive a government who protects pedophiles over victims because theyre rich and powerful. These agencies are beyond repair. They absolutely sicken me. You"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2023-03-16 00:59:01 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.1M engagements

"Cleanse your body from parasites with Ivermectin + Mebendazole from The Wellness Company. They make it easy fill out a simple digital intake form and your 90-day supply will arrive in 1-2 weeks. Click here to save $XX + FREE Shipping with code CATTURD. US Residents Only. #partner"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 13:37:13 UTC 3.8M followers, 69.8K engagements

"Theres only one reason youd vote against DOGE"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-25 07:25:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 2.1M engagements

"Gavin Newsom has little kids working at weed plants in California"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 11:54:30 UTC 3.8M followers, 614.3K engagements

"If Dan did resign his first show back on his podcast will be the most listened to podcast in history"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 20:54:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 724.9K engagements

"I have the same spider in my mailbox lol -"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 21:16:40 UTC 3.8M followers, 173.7K engagements

"TaRiFfs wiLL CauSE mAssiVE INFlaTion. Inflation last month - 0.00%"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 14:18:51 UTC 3.8M followers, 682.7K engagements

"Funny how nobody wants to buy Hunters $500000 crack doodles anymore - not even for X dollars"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 14:26:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 132.5K engagements

"If youre wondering why our government is hiding Epsteins client list"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2023-05-01 15:54:56 UTC 3.8M followers, 781.7K engagements

"He says I no longer claim MAGA. And retweets Gavin Newsom -πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 16:16:06 UTC 3.8M followers, 105.1K engagements

"😳I believe that rock caused a wrinkle in the matrix"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 15:58:54 UTC 3.8M followers, 208.2K engagements

"@CIADirector @Meow81998508 @CIA When will they be arrested"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-02 16:57:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 219.5K engagements

"Not only should we seize it we should go over it inch by inch to see what theyre up to"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-19 23:26:43 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.2M engagements

"Im gonna stay up and watch the Democrats read the entire bill and the Senate"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-28 21:33:46 UTC 3.8M followers, 108.8K engagements

"Breaking Elon Musk has unsubscribed and unfollowed me. Alex Jones says hes not in my Trump cult. Many large influencer accounts desperately tried to stay neutral today. Ive never changed in years. if you wanna criticize Trumps bill - non problem if you dont like Trumps policies - no problem. Im okay with that. If you dont like Trumps tariffs - Ill listen to your side. But when you come out and call Trump a pedophile - thats when youve crossed a redline. Dont care about anything you have to say after that"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-06 05:24:48 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.3M engagements

"What time is the Epstein files being released to the public"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-02-27 19:24:48 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.1M engagements

"I bet the New York Times hated printing this"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-06-28 19:23:36 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.5M engagements

"It's been storming here every day for over a month"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 11:54:18 UTC 3.8M followers, 198.1K engagements

"If Pam Bondi thinks she doesnt have to address the Epstein debacle shes delusional. She shouldve had a long press conference days ago"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 18:41:25 UTC 3.8M followers, 849K engagements

"OMG - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 20:50:20 UTC 3.8M followers, 150.6K engagements

"So inflation comes in at XXXX% over the month and XXX% for the year. CUT THE RATES POWELL YOU TDS CLOWN"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 12:43:03 UTC 3.8M followers, 470.3K engagements

"Can't stop laughing at this picture now - πŸ˜‚"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 12:59:29 UTC 3.8M followers, 149.8K engagements

"There needs to be a special counsel to investigate the rigged 2020 election"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 10:28:58 UTC 3.8M followers, 370K engagements

"We already know this. Our question is - when will they be held accountable It's straight-up treason"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-03 12:15:04 UTC 3.8M followers, 151.7K engagements

"First Question Doctor is it true Joe Biden had Beefaroni for brains and regular pooped himself Doctor I plead the fifth"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 15:17:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 105.3K engagements

"Two days of a tropical rainstorm - good times"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-15 11:29:05 UTC 3.8M followers, 91.5K engagements

"Stop f.king with viruses in labs. Stop f.king with the clouds. Stop f.king with our food. Stop f.king with vaccines. Stop f.king spying on us. We are not the enemy. Stop f.king trying to control us"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 00:45:35 UTC 3.8M followers, 1.4M engagements

"John Rich and I have a date for Turdstock X. Will let you know soon"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-12 23:58:12 UTC 3.8M followers, 227.4K engagements

"Absolutely pouring here . It's rained some every day for at least a month now"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-08 11:05:45 UTC 3.8M followers, 132.1K engagements

"Ive never seen so many bots in my replies as Ive seen today trying to sew division between MAGA. I know the people who regularly reply to me. I do this all day every day. I recognize them all. Almost everyone saying negative stuff in my replies today - Ive never seen before in seven years on this platform. Dont fall for the paid bot attack. So obvious"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 01:14:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 870.8K engagements

"Youre never too young to work at a weed plant in Gavin Newsoms California"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-11 13:10:55 UTC 3.8M followers, 456.7K engagements

"MAGA is a family. No amount of gaslighting bots and frauds will ever break us apart"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-14 00:11:09 UTC 3.8M followers, 1M engagements

"Good morning X. Dont know what youre doing today but I know what treasonous traitors James Comey and John Brennan are doing. Getting lawyers"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-09 10:05:19 UTC 3.8M followers, 195.9K engagements

"I'm starting to believe the Amish are the smartest people in the USA"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-31 12:38:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.5M engagements

"When asked about his mental capacities everyone who was involved with Joe Biden is pleading the fifth"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-16 15:42:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 104.3K engagements

"The new extra large beds are a hit. Monkey and Wiggles love them"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-07 11:31:37 UTC 3.8M followers, 143.4K engagements

"Good morning my fellow insomniacs late night owls and early risers. TGIF"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-05-16 09:25:23 UTC 3.8M followers, 107.2K engagements

"Parasites are not just a nuisancethey're linked to serious health issues including cancer. This growing concern demands immediate attention. Ignoring the risks could have devastating long-term consequences. Act now to protect your health"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-10 13:36:49 UTC 3.8M followers, 97.1K engagements

"Torched - and of course she dodged the question"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-01-09 17:50:24 UTC 3.8M followers, 153.5K engagements

"Timeline cleanse from toxic X lately Wiggles ❀ such a good happy boy"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-13 22:14:08 UTC 3.8M followers, 169.6K engagements

"Boy did this story disappear from the news"
@catturd2 Avatar @catturd2 on X 2025-07-02 13:17:14 UTC 3.8M followers, 3.2M engagements