@TheSalonDon Tanning Salon Don
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Social Influence
Social category influence finance 19% technology brands 6% stocks 5% countries 4% social networks 3% cryptocurrencies 3% pga golfers #698 musicians 1% celebrities 1% luxury brands 1%
Social topic influence if you 12%, money 10%, business 9%, in the 8%, this is 6%, private equity 4%, funny 3%, $50k 3%, polymarket 3%, tiger woods #97
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @cactusmaac @polymarket @martinshkreli @ustradelinescom @ariwasserman @bengalyoutube @michaeljburry @b1glaze @polymarketblitz @animesourcerer @sleepydevo @coltybrah @dwright75 @chrisharvey @aerodynamik @reubenr80027912 @crackcobain @pardonmytake @grok @sweatystartup
Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) DoorDash Inc. (DASH) Coca-Cola Co (KO) Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER) Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"3 years ago I started with [--] salon Now I have a giant army of chicks working for me Funny how that works"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:51Z 10.1K followers, 12.1K engagements
"Theres barber shops next to two of my salons I see both guys often Barber A: offers me a free haircut Barber B: charges me $45 I always go to Barber B Dont let people get favors on you for cheap"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:25Z 10.1K followers, 18.8K engagements
"If this day didnt happen. Tiger Woods wins [--] majors and is worth $20b If this night didnt happen Tiger Woods wins [--] majors and is worth $10b If this night didnt happen Tiger Woods wins [--] majors and is worth $10b"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:02Z 10.1K followers, 26.9K engagements
"How to live in America as a tax exempt billionaire Step 1) Move $500m to the Bahamas Step 2) Renounce citizenship Step 3) Buy Platinum Card Step 4) Collect $50m per year in tax free investment income Step 5) Live regular US billionaire lifestyle including [--] months vacation"
X Link 2026-01-30T03:33Z 10.1K followers, 41.5K engagements
"Employee asked me to write a letter for her apartment since she has bad credit Sure but what happened My parents got a credit card in my name and it got charged off Crazy how common this is in some communities"
X Link 2026-01-31T15:32Z 10.1K followers, 20.5K engagements
"These unregulated pill from China actually have real Viagra and Cialis in them Tons of people overdose every year these fucking american smoke shop pills are killing me. literally what is that bro https://t.co/169f9LkfTZ these fucking american smoke shop pills are killing me. literally what is that bro https://t.co/169f9LkfTZ"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:55Z 10.1K followers, 16.8K engagements
"I spend $915 per week on food Breakfast: [---] days / wk $5 Gorilla Mind & Skinny Pop Total: $30 Lunch: [---] days / wk $25 Slop Bowl & Diet Coke [---] days / wk $50 DoorDash Total: $225 Dinner: [---] days / wk $40 grass fed ribeye and sides prepared at home [---] days / wk $50 DoorDash [---] day / wk $40 bag of Carnivore Snax [---] day / wk $400 dinner date Total: $660 I am convinced that humans were not meant to have endless options of cuisine right at their fingertips that is delivered at their doorstep In many ways cooking or preparing a meal is a simple lesson in delayed gratification. It teaches you to put"
X Link 2026-02-02T01:28Z 10.1K followers, 23.2K engagements
"@AriWasserman This is so bad that it will become good Lets go ECRA"
X Link 2026-02-04T17:28Z 10.1K followers, 22.8K engagements
"@BengalYouTube The ECRA"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:45Z 10.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@michaeljburry We believe in technicals now"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:21Z 10.1K followers, 29.4K engagements
"@cactusmaac Why cant the business owner also save $50k per year in a 401k"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:48Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@B1Glaze @PolymarketBlitz @Polymarket If bad bunny says ICE it counts. Any non commercial part of the broadcast"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:33Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@AnimeSourcerer @sleepy_devo Flat earth - no evidence Anti-vax - uses large sample sizes to show some vaccines have side effects Covid bioweapon - confirmed this came from a lab Chemtrails - no evidence Fluoridated water - is there any evidence against this"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:28Z 10.1K followers, [---] engagements
"A heard a girl walking into the salon on the phone with her boyfriend She seemed a little too happy a little too performative almost like she was acting Either they just started dating or it was AI JUST IN: NYC bar opens for people with "AI" partners dining tables optimized to dine with your AI companion. JUST IN: NYC bar opens for people with "AI" partners dining tables optimized to dine with your AI companion"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:15Z 10.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@coltybrah John McAffee was nowhere close to this guy. McAfee made one useless piece of software and was a floundering drug addict Palmer Lucky is one of the more important innovators in the world"
X Link 2025-10-29T01:30Z 10.1K followers, 343.7K engagements
"Entrepreneurship is about 20x more accretive to wealth than a job Local business owner: Cashflow: $400k Business value: $1m W-2: Salary: $400k Annual savings: $50k For every $400k the entrepreneur makes his net worth goes up 20x more than the W-2"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:21Z 10.1K followers, 28.2K engagements
"Uber driver said its getting twice as hot [--] degrees [--] degrees People are definitely getting dumber"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:10Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Good SB for the Don"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:44Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Turns out he did not moon safely JUST IN: Founder of SafeMoon Braden Karony has just been sentenced to [---] months in prison. JUST IN: Founder of SafeMoon Braden Karony has just been sentenced to [---] months in prison"
X Link 2026-02-10T21:15Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Its hard to scale because youre asking B players to run your business Youre asking B players because you are scared to fire them so you keep them around and promote them Just fire people and give good severance"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:55Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"To those hate following me I can promise you this If things start going bad I will live tweet my excruciating downfall and bankruptcy Then Ill do a space and give each hater a moment to gloat @TheSalonDon never i am a hater through and through @TheSalonDon never i am a hater through and through"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:23Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"The Mirage was an iconic property Do not gamble on this stolen land The guitar is looking crazy. Seminoles dont fuck around. https://t.co/Bk8HKTODTQ The guitar is looking crazy. Seminoles dont fuck around. https://t.co/Bk8HKTODTQ"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:23Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Who is bookmarking this"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:36Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"They demand 10% of your income If you dont pay the forcibly put you in jail They use the money to put up a heart sign [--] day a year Stop cheering for waste. Taxation is theft Happening soon Watch here: https://t.co/Sue35t41uQ https://t.co/VUyKkvky73 Happening soon Watch here: https://t.co/Sue35t41uQ https://t.co/VUyKkvky73"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:37Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"In the hood summertime is the killing season Its hot out in this b thats a good enough reason -Curtis [--] Cent Jackson NYPD officers quit in droves before Zohran Mamdani was even inaugurated. Then NYC just had its safest January on record: - 60% fewer homicides - 20% fewer shootings And suddenly crime drops. Almost like when abusive unaccountable cops leave communities get safer. Funny NYPD officers quit in droves before Zohran Mamdani was even inaugurated. Then NYC just had its safest January on record: - 60% fewer homicides - 20% fewer shootings And suddenly crime drops. Almost like when"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:44Z 10.1K followers, 10.7K engagements
"Nothing better than walking in a salon and seeing all the rooms running Employees ringing up lotions Half full waiting room Feels better when you built it yourself Like eating your own cooking Algorithm is pristine tonight. Banger after banger. What a time to be alive. Algorithm is pristine tonight. Banger after banger. What a time to be alive"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:14Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Kalshi is a marketplace where on every trade at least [--] user makes money. Regulated gambling has a vig that makes it near impossible to win and bans you if you do win This is just illegal unregulated gambling. If states and courts dont shut this down and fast the harms to the public are going to be extraordinary. This is just illegal unregulated gambling. If states and courts dont shut this down and fast the harms to the public are going to be extraordinary"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:58Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Day in life of tanning salon owner making [--] figures 9:00am - salons open wake up and check cameras to make sure everywhere is open 9:30am - run [--] miles per week average 11:00am - arrive at salon [--] chat with worker check the rooms are clean work on my computer for [--] hours. Usually can complete everything on my to do list 1:00pm - lunch always dine in or go to a restaurant. Having a long lunch is a luxury I dont take for granted 2:00pm - arrive at salon [--] chat with worker then go to my office there. Work is usually done for the day so focus on fantasy football planning vacations reading"
X Link 2024-12-12T21:24Z 10.1K followers, 130K engagements
"My whole life I thought the world was Go to a good college Get good grades Get a banking internship Transition to PE Make MD Internalizing this video led me to making way more money And way higher quality of life Pretty much go to bed and wake up thinking about this clip Lives in my head https://t.co/7PpBl4hv1W Pretty much go to bed and wake up thinking about this clip Lives in my head https://t.co/7PpBl4hv1W"
X Link 2026-02-03T04:40Z 10.1K followers, 335.6K engagements
"Its dumb to use revenue multiples when every company has gross profit VC values Snowflake and Canva off revenue multiples Snowflake is 65% gross margin and big compute costs Canva is 90%+ like Adobe Just use gross profit and its be accurate"
X Link 2026-02-10T23:41Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Updated* Day in the life of tanning chain owner making [--] figures 9:12am - wake up. I set an alarm maybe [--] days per year 10:37 - arrive at office its in the stock room of one of my salons fully decked out with [--] trading screens 11:00 - check dashboards. Mainly looking at membership growth. commission sales ad performance SEO rank 12:00 - emails. Anything that seems recurring give to a manager 2:00 - call with regional managers. Discuss repairs hiring and large projects today its: - Getting music in the tanning beds - Branded bath robes - Filming a spray tutorial video 2:30 - call with"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:33Z 10.1K followers, 31.2K engagements
"$75.60 of volume [--] year hold Congratulations you can make $7 in two years They're deadass selling dollars for [--] cents on Polymarket right now. Mr. Beast is [--] you have to be over [--] to run for President. https://t.co/FBYOg5PAit They're deadass selling dollars for [--] cents on Polymarket right now. Mr. Beast is [--] you have to be over [--] to run for President. https://t.co/FBYOg5PAit"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:27Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"If this night didnt happen Tiger Woods wins [--] majors and is worth $10b This might be the funniest version of just be yourself. https://t.co/xafR8vgMAp This might be the funniest version of just be yourself. https://t.co/xafR8vgMAp"
X Link 2026-02-03T16:17Z 10.1K followers, 1.6M engagements
"The perfect portfolio doesnt exist but at [--] mine is pretty close 90% Tanning Salons 5% Womans Clothing and Jewelry 4% Cash 1% X Account Valuation The perfect portfolio doesnt exist But at [--] mine is pretty close: 5% cash 5% bonds 5% Bitcoin 35% real estate 35% total U.S. stock index fund 15% total international stock index fund The simple path to wealth 💰 The perfect portfolio doesnt exist But at [--] mine is pretty close: 5% cash 5% bonds 5% Bitcoin 35% real estate 35% total U.S. stock index fund 15% total international stock index fund The simple path to wealth 💰"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:10Z 10.1K followers, 15K engagements
"Asking people if aliens are real is a great intelligence test It sounds contrarian to say yes so most people will say no or idk But in 4th grade astronomy they say the universe is infinite Alien life is a given 99% chance another person just like you is out there Barack Obama claims that aliens are real in a new interview 😬https://t.co/aWV4ZDm5ww Barack Obama claims that aliens are real in a new interview 😬https://t.co/aWV4ZDm5ww"
X Link 2026-02-15T00:05Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Been saying this for a long time Having a job is kinda gay like why are you taking orders from another man Having a job is kinda gay like why are you taking orders from another man"
X Link 2026-02-15T04:10Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"When I started my business I reached out to Paychex because my employer used them They sent me an uneditable PDF that had been photocopied 100x and said fill it out Never responded to them again Thats it Im over Paychex. Who should we switch to Thats it Im over Paychex. Who should we switch to"
X Link 2025-12-11T17:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@dwright75 Why would they care if the stadiums are empty if the tickets already sold out"
X Link 2025-12-12T00:44Z [----] followers, 52.4K engagements
"@chris__harvey__ Needs to be something where you get a return on effort"
X Link 2026-01-20T16:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"As an entrepreneur you forget how scared people are of imaginary rules Yesterday our system went down I told the employees to write down the credit card numbers and enter them when it comes back up Manager: Dont we need to get consent forms to keep credit cards Me: If the police come before the system gets back online Ill take the fall https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014037766313746471 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014037766313746471"
X Link 2026-01-21T18:09Z [----] followers, 93.8K engagements
"Watches are different than cars A Rolex was the 1000x better than a cheap watch in the 1940s Now my Garmin has 1000x more functionality than a Rolex If you dont know much about watches heres a simple way to understand them: Rolex = Mercedes Benz Omega = BMW Patek Philippe = Rolls Royce Audemars Piguet = Ferrari Richard Mille = Bugatti Grand Seiko = Lexus IWC = Porsche Tudor = Genesis Casio / G-Shock = Toyota Apple Watch = If you dont know much about watches heres a simple way to understand them: Rolex = Mercedes Benz Omega = BMW Patek Philippe = Rolls Royce Audemars Piguet = Ferrari Richard"
X Link 2026-01-22T21:45Z 10K followers, 24.2K engagements
"Funny where we draw the line between life hack and thief -Taking shampoo from hotels -Bringing coffee pods from the office -Pressing cancel to get a retention offer -Taking toilet paper from a tanning salon Youd be surprised how many life hackers we have"
X Link 2026-01-26T19:15Z 10K followers, [----] engagements
"@a_e_ro_dy_namik Theres a reason the snack bar was implemented in the first place"
X Link 2026-01-27T23:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Seriously considering selling out A lot of people reach out for calls before they start their own business I used to help for free. Now its too much time to respond"
X Link 2026-01-27T23:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"If you want high returns you need to find a way to multiply your own labor No labor - 5% to 10% IRR Value Add Investing - 10% to 40% IRR Investor Operator - 40% to 100% IRR Bootstrapped founder - 100% ++ IRR As your capital grows you move up the list Do not start at no labor Beautiful Property ✅ Long Term Leases ✅ Operated Efficiently ✅ Tenants Pay on Time ✅ Tenants Paying Market Rent ✅ Buy ❌ My investment thesis in a nutshell. Beautiful Property ✅ Long Term Leases ✅ Operated Efficiently ✅ Tenants Pay on Time ✅ Tenants Paying Market Rent ✅ Buy ❌ My investment thesis in a nutshell"
X Link 2026-01-28T19:25Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Serious drama at the salon today I told the social media girl to get more controversial She posts a reel implying cleaning up tanning beds is gross Its on track to get most views in weeks Ms. Don (not employee) emails saying its inappropriate Social media girl cries"
X Link 2026-01-30T19:41Z 10.1K followers, 25.4K engagements
"@ReubenR80027912 There was no refrigeration so cold climates were actually easier to hunt. You could kill a moose and last an entire winter"
X Link 2026-01-31T01:56Z [----] followers, 100.5K engagements
"@crackcobain__ Trump won the popular vote so it would be the opposite"
X Link 2026-01-31T04:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@PardonMyTake @grok did Hitler try to build the largest dome ever"
X Link 2026-01-31T04:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@sweatystartup People would do better to buy assets that have intrinsic value"
X Link 2026-02-01T00:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@RhinoVesting Something that has value regardless of its asset price"
X Link 2026-02-01T03:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"If you have two locations this is not a good use of marketing funds BODY x Sports Illustrated Tomorrow 🤝🔥 https://t.co/QyCY9Iyb6g BODY x Sports Illustrated Tomorrow 🤝🔥 https://t.co/QyCY9Iyb6g"
X Link 2026-02-02T00:48Z 10K followers, 18.1K engagements
"@theficouple How do you buy a $500k asset with only $50k"
X Link 2026-02-02T01:33Z 10K followers, [----] engagements
"TSD officially endorses Mark Moran When I started I was still working private equity and running my fist salon Tweeting into the void with [--] followers. I was about a week away from giving up Then Mark retweeted me and I got my first [---] followers I owe this account to him [--] years ago one cell in a Microsoft excel spreadsheet broke meI spent the past [--] years of my life and all of my money trying to understand why and to get here to show you who I actually am and what my actual plan is to break this system To take control back from corrupted [--] years ago one cell in a Microsoft excel spreadsheet"
X Link 2026-02-02T23:32Z 10.1K followers, 12.4K engagements
"Started in parents basement Got a loan from parents Named business after parents Seems like he started at a normal age but then took credit for his parents business when he was [--] Meet Michael Rubin He turned $2500 in Bar Mitzvah money into Fanatics a $30 Billion sports powerhouse. Born in [----] to a Jewish family in Lafayette Hill Pennsylvania Rubin showed entrepreneurial drive early. At [--] he started a ski-tuning shop in his parents basement. https://t.co/rjdth6EX3n Meet Michael Rubin He turned $2500 in Bar Mitzvah money into Fanatics a $30 Billion sports powerhouse. Born in [----] to a Jewish"
X Link 2026-02-03T00:26Z 10.1K followers, 10.8K engagements
"Hypothetically if we are on stolen landwhat does that change .@SenTedCruz: "Are we right now on stolen land" Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos: "I have no idea of the history of this land." Warner Bros. Discovery exec Bruce Campbell: "Nor do I." Cruz: "That speaks volumes.that neither of you are willing to say 'hell no.'" https://t.co/EWwYYUIHZH .@SenTedCruz: "Are we right now on stolen land" Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos: "I have no idea of the history of this land." Warner Bros. Discovery exec Bruce Campbell: "Nor do I." Cruz: "That speaks volumes.that neither of you are willing to say 'hell no.'""
X Link 2026-02-05T02:10Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@QsamaBJohnston Arent all his games on stolen land except the London game"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:13Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"I actively cheer for bitcoin to go to [--] so these people realize they have no idea what theyre talking about @saylordocs 3-4 million have been lost which ca never be sold out so btc can never go [--]. @saylordocs 3-4 million have been lost which ca never be sold out so btc can never go 0"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:43Z 10.1K followers, 32.9K engagements
"This is the worst thing I could see as a Seahawks bettor The Seahawks are the first team to receive 70% or more of the spread bets in the Super Bowl 🤯 (via @Bet_Labs) https://t.co/uqYGMS6tHg The Seahawks are the first team to receive 70% or more of the spread bets in the Super Bowl 🤯 (via @Bet_Labs) https://t.co/uqYGMS6tHg"
X Link 2026-02-06T00:03Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@lordofblocks @Polymarket"
X Link 2026-02-06T00:23Z 10.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Bowl by yourself is way better than -Party with people talking -People who dont know ball -People betting on the opposite team as you -Female friendly party This windbag is still at it. The fact that he gives a shit how or with whom people want to watch the Super Bowl is baffling to me. Does it occur to him that many of us WANT to watch the game alone https://t.co/JMC04MNAcO This windbag is still at it. The fact that he gives a shit how or with whom people want to watch the Super Bowl is baffling to me. Does it occur to him that many of us WANT to watch the game alone"
X Link 2026-02-06T23:56Z 10.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Imagine being so desperate for attention You ski on a torn ACL and can never walk again Lindsay Vonn crash. [--] days prior had suffered a knee injury. https://t.co/42kAE1SFcQ Lindsay Vonn crash. [--] days prior had suffered a knee injury. https://t.co/42kAE1SFcQ"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:50Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Why I spent my entire Private Equity Bonus and went $150k in debt to start a Tanning Salon in [----] An entrepreneurship🧵"
X Link 2023-01-21T22:04Z 10.1K followers, 72.7K engagements
"I just quit my PE job I spent the last [--] years of my life working every day to build up a career in finance In [--] year of doing both tanning was more lucrative Its the right call but still very nervous"
X Link 2023-08-03T13:30Z 10.1K followers, 102.9K engagements
"@NeoFAF Really sorry to hear about that. Unfortunately it is crucial for us to have someone staffed for tomorrow so we are going to have to move forward with another applicant Hope everything is ok and next time we have an opening we will definitely reach out"
X Link 2024-10-04T16:51Z 10.1K followers, 12.6K engagements
"@RosserJobs Still have to go your career is over at a place once they know you could leave at the drop of a hat"
X Link 2024-11-11T19:36Z 10.1K followers, 23.2K engagements
"Huge mistake to nickel and dime your customers All my tanning members get free goggles and water bottles Water will never top 5% of revenue but you can EASILY raise retention 5% with freebies DAY ONE of owning a pilates studio: 🤯 [---] paying clients came in 🥵 Average class temperature [--] degrees 📸 [--] Instagram tags/posts 📈 Over 5M impressions Today we get to start charging $5 for mats & $4 for water 💦 This is fun https://t.co/BrUpTHMNge DAY ONE of owning a pilates studio: 🤯 [---] paying clients came in 🥵 Average class temperature [--] degrees 📸 [--] Instagram tags/posts 📈 Over 5M"
X Link 2025-02-04T21:05Z 10.1K followers, 98.5K engagements
"@Austen Id consider buying for the battery level feature alone"
X Link 2025-02-19T03:47Z 10.1K followers, [----] engagements
"If you dont know where youre going any road will take you there Im trying to make $30 to $50m in the next [--] years Easiest way to do that is with small businesses Thats why I started a tanning salon and will have [--] of them this summer"
X Link 2025-02-28T15:56Z 10.1K followers, 37.3K engagements
"Make sure to follow for more step by step guides"
X Link 2025-03-01T21:45Z 10.1K followers, 146.9K engagements
"@scrotetickler Its not even in the legal system for a while and its unclear if this is even illegal"
X Link 2025-03-02T01:28Z 10.1K followers, 25.3K engagements
"@MartinShkreli Shkreli your YouTube series is why I got my first PE job. I otherwise wouldnt have checked the [--] year morning of the interview Trust me. Ive done work in Colombia $30k gets you a meeting with a top dog"
X Link 2025-03-02T03:15Z 10.1K followers, 143.1K engagements
"@MartinShkreli You should start a space and give the proper strategy 500k people waiting to hear it"
X Link 2025-03-02T03:28Z 10.1K followers, 35.1K engagements
"@ClubStauskas Coors opener Eat [--] innings with Miller Spotted cow [--] relief innings Ultra is the closer"
X Link 2025-03-14T22:30Z 10.1K followers, 41.4K engagements
"My salons no longer allow first time appointments at 8am They have a 10% attendance rate compared to about 70% at 11am Two things cause this: 1) People say when do you open and dont want to admit 8am is too early 2) People think tomorrow is magically the day they will change their lives and accomplish things in the morning"
X Link 2025-04-12T18:26Z 10.1K followers, 72.6K engagements
"@EndWokeness Doing that dance to explain she works in a biotech lab is a clear indicator of low-iq"
X Link 2025-04-14T02:59Z 10.1K followers, 10K engagements
"Energy drink Nicotine pouch and ripping through a full task list on a Monday is one of the great privileges of life Dont take it for granted"
X Link 2025-04-14T19:24Z 10.1K followers, 10.6K engagements
"Cant believe this was just [--] years ago Site visits were the worst part of PE Still had [--] hours of work but required to walk around factories for [--] hours then the company dinner I brought a monitor in my backpack for whenever I had [--] minutes This is my current set up come say hi https://t.co/4JBpb224rK This is my current set up come say hi https://t.co/4JBpb224rK"
X Link 2025-04-15T00:26Z 10.1K followers, 221.9K engagements
"All of my salon employees have college degrees The degrees are completely worthless and Id rather hire people without them Unfortunately the people without degrees are too ghetto to interact with my clients 🚨BREAKING🚨Millions of Gen Z college graduates are unemployed. e Experts say college degrees are "worthless degrees" per Fortune. If you had to choose at [--] years old. 100k followers on social media or a college degree 🚨BREAKING🚨Millions of Gen Z college graduates are unemployed. e Experts say college degrees are "worthless degrees" per Fortune. If you had to choose at [--] years old."
X Link 2025-04-18T01:14Z 10.1K followers, 47.5K engagements
"@TurnerNovak This guy clearly has a very vague understanding of these concepts and is far from a domain level expert If you have command on a subject you explain it in a way that a [--] year old can understand"
X Link 2025-04-24T18:38Z 10.1K followers, 16.8K engagements
"I give all my ex employees unlimited free tanning for life Costs me nothing but makes it so nobody wants to leave on bad terms"
X Link 2025-05-02T15:49Z 10.1K followers, 21.8K engagements
"Free $250k per year for [--] years with $500k exit for anyone who wants to move to OKC By spending [--] hours learning SEO you can easily get to the top of search By spending [--] hours learning drywall you can easily do good work and hire people to help Eventually can go passive and sell this business to a searcher If I worked a dead end job and saw this post Id quit today and get in a car to Oklahoma Its time for the drywall guys to start taking SEO seriously. Keyword is drywall contractor Oklahoma City. The person ranking number [--] has [--] reviews no physical address listed and spelling errors on"
X Link 2025-05-04T23:37Z 10.1K followers, 47.6K engagements
"@thkavanaugh That Ill only take shit from him because its a job"
X Link 2025-05-13T21:25Z 10.1K followers, 10.1K engagements
"Credit cards vacations watches first class pictures are all available to broke people In America we tell each other exactly how much money we make within [--] minutes of any conversation Theres no point of status symbols if you work a $200k job and live in a $4k apartment Everyone will know you cant afford your symbol within [--] minutes All these traders are always flexing cash but this is the real flex https://t.co/KAYaZ4YYr0 All these traders are always flexing cash but this is the real flex https://t.co/KAYaZ4YYr0"
X Link 2025-05-13T23:45Z 10.1K followers, 50.7K engagements
"The most impressive thing about McDonalds is they run extremely tight and standardized operations with the dumbest people on earth I only hire college grads and 70% of them dont make it a month because they are too dumb to complete tanning tasks"
X Link 2025-05-19T00:17Z 10.1K followers, 25.7K engagements
"70% of people with $20m+ net worth are outside of finance tech and law Yet 95% of top talent in this country floods those fields Makes it way easier to compete in SMB today"
X Link 2025-05-26T14:46Z 10.1K followers, 75.6K engagements
"Why dont you get investors and expand faster Because the whole point of this is: 1) Dont have a boss 2) Dont have a job 3) Be rich I can sleep in the best hotel in any global city tomorrow night Dont need to ask permission Money without freedom is not the same Met a $7M/year M&A lawyer. Partner. Early 50s. Prestigious firm most will know. We joked about escaping the matrix. He understood the concept. Said hes fulfilled and extremely fortunate but definitely "trapped". Spends nearly everything on houses cars kids schools Met a $7M/year M&A lawyer. Partner. Early 50s. Prestigious firm most will"
X Link 2025-05-31T12:11Z 10.1K followers, 16.7K engagements
"If you have imposter syndrome stick to W2 If you have these idiots shouldnt be making more money than me syndrome Look into entrepreneurship"
X Link 2025-07-31T21:30Z 10.1K followers, 83.2K engagements
"@TheCleanCarClub 1) Not a private jet 2) Not $60m 3) Not a woman Only accurate part is saved and jet"
X Link 2025-08-18T20:35Z 10.1K followers, 31.4K engagements
"I dont trust a single person on earth I have a contract with my own brother A prenup with my wife Im not putting $20/hr workers on the honor system @TheSalonDon Just my opinion but I wouldnt advise you to require doctors notes. Either trust them that theyre telling the truth or find a replacement. If you cant trust them thats an issue Dont punish good employees for ones you should be letting go for lying to you (if they are lying) @TheSalonDon Just my opinion but I wouldnt advise you to require doctors notes. Either trust them that theyre telling the truth or find a replacement. If you cant"
X Link 2025-09-24T20:01Z 10.1K followers, 36.6K engagements
"Girl started crying as soon as she came to my office The morning shift is too early and the night shift is too late and if I work part time I cant pay rent 😭😭😭 I can see why communism is getting so popular among this cohort Good employee who begged for a morning shift wont stop showing up late Have tried every nice way possible Going to try yelling at her this afternoon Will report back on if it works https://t.co/4PGuoA5dfW Good employee who begged for a morning shift wont stop showing up late Have tried every nice way possible Going to try yelling at her this afternoon Will report back"
X Link 2025-09-30T19:20Z 10.1K followers, 32.3K engagements
"Getting married without a prenup is like giving a toddler a loaded gun I know a guy in NYC. Harvard grad. Banker. Married young. Three kids Did everything right He found out his wife was cheating She left took half and kept the house. Now he works 70-hour weeks to fund her new life. Pays the mortgage on the home he cant live in. I know a guy in NYC. Harvard grad. Banker. Married young. Three kids Did everything right He found out his wife was cheating She left took half and kept the house. Now he works 70-hour weeks to fund her new life. Pays the mortgage on the home he cant live in"
X Link 2025-10-11T14:47Z 10.1K followers, 47.7K engagements
"@HappyPunch Can you imagine how funny these guys are in their own language"
X Link 2025-10-26T00:16Z 10.1K followers, 17.3K engagements
"Accidentally paid a $3k payroll tax bill in an entity with no employees Hi I accidentally paid this bill but its incorrect Yes looks like thats an incorrect bill Ok great how do I get my money back You cant"
X Link 2025-11-06T00:05Z 10.1K followers, 47K engagements
"When you have money traveling is not exciting anyway Every [--] star hotel is the same Every Michelin star restaurant is the same Building a successful enterprise and a family are the only two pursuits worth it in this life When you get the choice: 1) have kids 2) flexibility to travel for [--] months I hope you decide to have kids When you get the choice: 1) have kids 2) flexibility to travel for [--] months I hope you decide to have kids"
X Link 2025-03-16T20:15Z 10.1K followers, 21.2K engagements
"Private Equity is mental warfare at times Working on a live deal as an associate. My last model turn had a few mistakes some legitimate some nit picks VP grills me on it really turning the knife on everything wrong. Making me fully explain it like Im an idiot Technically allowed but wouldnt have happened with someone else in the room He goes down to the gym I take the next elevator after him Theres [--] treadmills lined up at our office gym I get on the one right next to him Im a former college athlete hes in average shape He starts at [--] I go to [--] mph Whenever he goes up .1 I go up .1 exactly I"
X Link 2025-05-13T20:56Z 10.1K followers, 136.8K engagements
"An employee negotiating their salary is a great sign I used to get annoyed but every single person that asked for more became a great employee"
X Link 2025-07-16T16:02Z 10.1K followers, 24.5K engagements
"When I start to sell my business Im installing fax machines at everyones desk We will only use fax for the entire [--] months before the sale This will give me the highest multiple in tanning salon history Private equity firms when they find a family HVAC business in the midwest with no website or CRM software https://t.co/CNOeP8pNqb Private equity firms when they find a family HVAC business in the midwest with no website or CRM software https://t.co/CNOeP8pNqb"
X Link 2025-08-25T19:26Z 10.1K followers, 16.4K engagements
"I wish someone told me how to address an email when I started John - Standard respectful. Do not ever say Mr. Hi John - For acquaintances. Equivalent to starting a call discussing weather Hey John - Im asking for a friendly update or favor. Equivalent to starting a call discussing something you already know about them Good morning / good afternoon John - Reminding them of the time. Only use this if they are behind on a task Dear John - Im suing you or responding to your lawsuit"
X Link 2025-09-08T15:43Z 10.1K followers, 29.1K engagements
"If you own a business you should know exactly what happens if you dont pay each bill And how long it takes to happen"
X Link 2025-10-24T13:38Z 10.1K followers, 20.8K engagements
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