@Soaringeagle45 🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 posts on X about elon musk, zelena, catturd2, in the the most. They currently have [------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence celebrities musicians finance countries nfl us election technology brands automotive brands stocks social networks
Social topic influence elon musk, zelena, catturd2, in the, lynyrd skynyrd, money, elvis, if you, grok, palisadesfire
Top assets mentioned GrokCoin (GROKCOIN) Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Dogecoin (DOGE)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"For the recent people who have followed mea little bit about myself [--]. Love The Lord [--]. Adore my Queen Shes my rock [--]. Share all kind of old jokes memes Even wife jokes all in good fun 🤣 [--]. Just started sharing videos lately. Just finally figured out how to do that. Slow learner I guess 🤣 [--]. Dont trust our leaders who are selling us out.(Little bits and pieces seem to be getting brought to light) [--]. A big Lynyrd Skynyrd fan Have a blessed day Laugh a little"
X Link 2025-02-06T18:21Z 99.8K followers, 229.7K engagements
"Elementary kids have IPhones. When I was a kid I put glue on my hands just so I could peel it off when it dried"
X Link 2021-06-08T13:06Z 56.2K followers, [----] engagements
"My wife says I have [--] major faults. I dont listen.and something else 🤣"
X Link 2021-07-06T13:51Z 53.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Told my wife we should go back to the club separately and relive our first date. Went over to her and asked hey beautiful can I buy you a drink Her response NO not falling for that again 😂"
X Link 2023-06-27T00:20Z 53K followers, [---] engagements
"@SDG803 @CaptOkland @ericareport Guess shes not realizing that is a very negative comment"
X Link 2023-06-30T00:15Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Wife was mad at me earlier so she decided to take a nap.when she woke up she had a big smile on her face. Long story short no more Sharpies in the house"
X Link 2023-06-30T01:20Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"A buddy just sent me this 🤣😂"
X Link 2023-07-11T23:19Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"My bride just sent me this 🤣"
X Link 2023-07-18T04:33Z 52.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Scrolling the tv and Revenge of the Nerds is on. They couldnt make that movie today Too many would get offended 🤣"
X Link 2023-07-20T00:33Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@gracelover712 @DougOConnell7 Its ridiculousfirst Ive seen you in foreverwere all in that boat with ya"
X Link 2023-07-30T19:59Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"This man has been put through the ringer on a daily basis since walking down that escalator. He has stood tall everyday. Mean tweets Nope its called not taking crap and rolling over. Is he perfect Nope nobody is. I see a fighter Cant intimidate him Time for payback"
X Link 2023-08-01T22:43Z 54K followers, [----] engagements
"Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat 😂"
X Link 2023-08-10T18:45Z 53.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Another reason you should turn off Fox Newshe taped an interview with him while he was there but they wouldnt allow it to be airedhiding the truth of the matter"
X Link 2023-08-11T01:35Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Just trying to help 🤣"
X Link 2023-08-11T12:24Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@CryptoRuss777 He was a few things 🤣"
X Link 2023-08-13T02:22Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Welcome to the new and improved Twitter [---] where its exactly the same but we just changed the name 🙄"
X Link 2023-08-22T20:42Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"He threw that hand up quick after looking to the left Oh no https://t.co/HUtZJ1K3NU Oh no https://t.co/HUtZJ1K3NU"
X Link 2023-08-24T16:52Z 49.9K followers, [----] engagements
"🤣🤣 Stevie Nicks When I was younger until I found outthought white winged dove was one winged dove.poor bird"
X Link 2023-08-25T14:14Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Remember the 70/80s when you could insult the crap out of each other and laugh about it Great times Now people cry or get mad at the drop of a hat"
X Link 2023-08-26T14:26Z 53.5K followers, [----] engagements
"If you could take a sec to pray for my boy they were trying to do tricks in the shallow end of the pool and he went in head first and hit bottom. Knocked unconscious we are at hospital nowhe has awaken and now doing a CT scan on him. His Mom is back there with him now. 🙏🏻"
X Link 2023-08-26T22:00Z 52.9K followers, 37.5K engagements
"Update: CT Scan was good. Hes conscious and in good spirits laughing and stuff. Was worried there for a bit. Thanks for all yalls prayers. Boys will be boys. This one of my boys is the daredevil one. Also he wants food when we escape this place he said 🙂"
X Link 2023-08-26T22:55Z 52.9K followers, 12.3K engagements
"Look up 🤣😂"
X Link 2023-08-30T01:31Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@stormysunset97 🤣🤣 hes hitting up everybody.stalker"
X Link 2023-08-30T03:22Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@runion_d Morning 👍"
X Link 2023-08-30T14:26Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Gonna put this up every time Sleepy says its getting hotter every year cause of climate change. [--] years ago Its Summer idiot it gets hot Actually I wont put it up every time cause it would be daily they keep pushing that crap"
X Link 2023-08-30T18:55Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I can feel the pain just looking at them 🤣😂"
X Link 2023-08-30T23:04Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Hilarious 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-01T01:36Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Probably so"
X Link 2023-09-01T19:06Z 53.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Bride: Hey you want bacon and eggs for breakfast Me: Yes sounds good to me Her: Im gonna lay back down a bit so when you get it ready come get me 🤪"
X Link 2023-09-04T11:36Z 53.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@runion_d Morning 👍"
X Link 2023-09-07T15:00Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@Sassychickie Exactly 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-08T17:05Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Good morning 🤣😂"
X Link 2023-09-09T09:21Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@runion_d Morning"
X Link 2023-09-09T12:31Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@runion_d 🤣😂"
X Link 2023-09-10T12:52Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"My son is sick and his work told him he should probably go get tested. I said nope we dont take test for the sniffles and those test come up positive even if you fart too loud"
X Link 2023-09-11T14:16Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@barch_anne We are the same wayI will only wear a mask in one place if askedour childrens hospital where our special needs daughter has to go every now and thenother than thatnope"
X Link 2023-09-12T15:34Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"People are getting ridiculous I loved playing Cops and Robbers Cowboys and Indians etc when I was a kid"
X Link 2023-09-12T19:01Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Just left the bank lady told me my account was overdrawn Well so is your eyebrows"
X Link 2023-09-13T17:53Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Good morning 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-14T10:09Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"My neighbors listen to good music whether they like it or not Turn it up"
X Link 2023-09-14T15:28Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@gracelover712 Skynyrd Marshall Tucker Fleetwood Mac Def Leppard Queen etc etc 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-14T18:18Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"I love it when people come to my house and ask do yall have a bathroom Nope we pee in the yard"
X Link 2023-09-16T11:46Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Even a little cheaper if you just use your truck Editwith gas prices rising tow truck might be cheaper 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-16T21:55Z 52.8K followers, [----] engagements
"When a woman says shell be ready in [--] minutes Think like [--] minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-18T13:05Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Brought tears to my eyes Miss my Mom"
X Link 2023-09-18T16:33Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Good morning Im tired 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-20T11:12Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Yall have any weight loss goals My goal is to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time"
X Link 2023-09-20T19:36Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@HighImpactFlix @EdKrassen And he said invaded.has he not seen our southern border If that isnt invasion I dont know what is"
X Link 2023-09-21T20:54Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@runion_d @Topmitch75 Morning 👍"
X Link 2023-09-22T15:54Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Good morning 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-23T10:35Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@runion_d Morning 👊"
X Link 2023-09-23T11:40Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Throwback to my youth 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-26T18:44Z 52.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I bought my wife a mood ring. When shes in a good mood the ring turns blue When shes in a bad mood it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead"
X Link 2023-09-30T17:06Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Now I mean everybody Everyone needs somebody And you know everybody needs someone Well and a-yes it's true everybody needs a special kind of love And you're the only one I'm thinkin' of You mean the world to me you are my only What You Give Tesla"
X Link 2023-10-05T00:00Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Im very thankful for truck drivers but 🤣 I think there are some that mess with us. [--] trucks in right lane going lets say 70.Im going [--] in left lane about to passback truck pulls in front of me and decides hes going to go [------] to pass other truck. So Im stuck 🤣"
X Link 2023-10-06T22:48Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"This is accurate 🤣"
X Link 2023-10-09T14:20Z 53.4K followers, [----] engagements
"46 years ago today 😢"
X Link 2023-10-20T17:49Z 52.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Good morning ☕✝🦅 I heard an old old story How a Savior came from glory How He gave His life on Calvary To save a wretch like me I heard about His groaning Of His precious blood's atoning Then I repented of my sins And won the victory yeah Amen Have a blessed Sunday"
X Link 2023-10-22T13:14Z 52.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Those dang kids 🤣"
X Link 2023-10-22T21:09Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@CryptoRuss777 Came on at [--] am I believe when I was a youngster.cable came out when I was around 11/12"
X Link 2023-10-27T14:07Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@Joe_S_Pure Yes back before all this playoff mess.stopped watching after Gordon retired"
X Link 2023-11-05T00:38Z 53K followers, [---] engagements
"My wifes been leaving jewelry magazines laying around these past few weeks Think Im gonna surprise her with a magazine rackhope she likes it"
X Link 2023-11-09T17:56Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"If it ends up being a Trump/DeSantis ticket(cause it could happen)does everyone just stay home cause they dont like the other guy.🤔 This in house fighting is going to cost us four more years. In the primary vote for whoever you choose but after we need unity or lose"
X Link 2023-11-10T17:05Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"A friend of mine sent me this"
X Link 2023-11-21T01:11Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Truth🤣 Happy Thanksgiving Have a blessed day"
X Link 2023-11-23T10:38Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"@CryptoRuss777 I share with her most of them 🤣"
X Link 2023-11-24T15:53Z 53K followers, [--] engagements
"Marriage tip #32: New husbands for future reference Never buy your wife an exercise bike and a book that says lose weight fast You can dig your own grave for that one 🤣"
X Link 2023-11-25T14:22Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Conversation with the bride. Her hey its the [--] yr anniversary of Elf its at the theater I say lets grab the kids and go Me I say we have the movie lets stay here and save us a ton of money(literally cause our family is big) Were going to the movies I guess 🤣"
X Link 2023-11-25T18:11Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Good morning/afternoon ☕✝🦅 Go Tell It on the Mountain Have a blessed Sunday"
X Link 2023-11-26T18:01Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Whats the problem 🤣"
X Link 2023-11-27T21:59Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Oh take your time don't live too fast Troubles will come and they will pass You'll find a woman yeah and you'll find love And don't forget son there is someone up above And be a simple kind of man Oh be something you love and understand Baby be a simple kind of man LS ❤"
X Link 2023-12-03T01:26Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"@BillEger7 Great pic there"
X Link 2023-12-03T03:17Z 53K followers, [--] engagements
"Today is my new Happy New Year [--] years ago today I drank my last drop of alcohol. I was not in a good place in that time in my life. I was spiraling bad. I had let it take over. Blessed I have an awesome bride that had had her last straw with me and my drinking. Thank u Jesus"
X Link 2024-01-02T08:38Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@MAGAWoodworker Yes 🤣"
X Link 2024-01-09T01:01Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@ImissPresTrump Surely No DMs dont mean me(ones thinking they can) 🤣😂"
X Link 2024-01-11T02:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Good morning ☕✝🦅 Have a blessed Sunday"
X Link 2024-01-21T15:41Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Ive noticed that theres a lot of easily butthurt folks on here that wear their feelings on their sleeve. Glad I grew up in an era with George CarlinRichard Pryor Kinison and many more. Shows like The Jeffersons All in the Family etc. If this irks you.look in the mirror 🤣"
X Link 2024-01-24T16:27Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Time for him to get laid out coming across the middle Travis Kelce told Justin Tucker he needed to move because their QB Patrick Mahomes had to warm up. So Kelce kicked his ball away and threw his helmet. 😂 https://t.co/pFF0DC1yA7 Travis Kelce told Justin Tucker he needed to move because their QB Patrick Mahomes had to warm up. So Kelce kicked his ball away and threw his helmet. 😂 https://t.co/pFF0DC1yA7"
X Link 2024-01-28T19:28Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@Right_NeverLeft Yes it really wasif Lions would have kicked their FGs instead of going for it wed have lost"
X Link 2024-01-29T03:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@MAGAWoodworker 🤣😂"
X Link 2024-01-29T19:27Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Let Trump know in the future a lot of your so called friends are gonna backstab you🤷♂"
X Link 2024-02-06T02:28Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"My son excitedly told me I got the part in the play Im gonna play a man whos been married [--] years Great son maybe next time youll get a speaking part"
X Link 2024-02-06T18:22Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"My bride showed me this one last night 🤣"
X Link 2024-02-08T12:32Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@Redermint Im putting my reverse lights on to you 🤣😂"
X Link 2024-02-08T20:47Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Why pay lots of money on a colon cleanse when You can just go eat a $10 meal at Taco Bell 🤣"
X Link 2024-02-09T21:11Z 83.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Some guy just nominated me to do a [--] push ups a day for [--] days challenge I blocked him"
X Link 2024-03-23T00:58Z 52.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Laying in bed with the wife and told her Im gonna make you the happiest woman in the world Her Ill miss you"
X Link 2024-03-24T02:47Z 52.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@TJandCasper @PatriotDave77 @bobprodus Additionally put a chain around the door and tell our house leaders and others that theyre not allowed back in until they start fighting for America and its citizens"
X Link 2024-03-25T16:33Z 52.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@Tami28937663 Wow Thats good A buddy of mine did one and picked Auburn to win(were SEC fans)so I picked Tennessee Tenn made it farther so I won 🤣I think its UCONNs to lose they are dominating"
X Link 2024-04-01T01:18Z 52.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Click on it Worth the read"
X Link 2024-04-04T16:17Z 52.8K followers, [---] engagements
"This cracked me up 🤣😂🤦♂"
X Link 2024-04-06T00:09Z 52.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Good night yall Time to snuggle with my Queen and watch a movie May your dreams be pleasant 🙂"
X Link 2024-04-06T03:30Z 52.8K followers, [---] engagements
"@ALRambler2 Thank you 🙂 Glad they give you a laugh or 2"
X Link 2024-04-09T22:01Z 52.8K followers, [--] engagements
"A man and his wife are at a restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His wife asks "Do you know her" "Yes" sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My goodness says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long""
X Link 2024-04-13T03:19Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"A old snake goes to see his doctor and says I need something for my eyes I cant see very well these days. The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that hes very depressed. Whats the problem" Asks the doctor. "Didnt the glasses help you The glasses are fine doc." Answers the snake dejectedly. "Thing is I just discovered Ive been living with a garden hose the past [--] years. 🤣😂"
X Link 2024-04-13T23:35Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@AnniesAngels5 Love these gifs 🤣😂"
X Link 2024-04-14T00:00Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed lost control of the car nearly hit a bus went over a curb and stopped inches from a store window. For a second everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said "Look man don't ever do that again. You scared the living crap out of me" The passenger apologized and said "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied "Sorry it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver I've been driving a funeral van for the last [--] years.""
X Link 2024-04-15T12:51Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Whenever my wife packs me a salad for lunch All I wanna know is what I did wrong"
X Link 2024-04-17T10:04Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@bluenun 🤣😂"
X Link 2024-04-17T23:19Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@kendwillis 🤣😂 she was pacing herself"
X Link 2024-04-18T14:50Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"When you find a great wife not only do you get a best friend and companion But you also get a driving instructor for life"
X Link 2024-04-19T17:23Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"So dont pose a question like who was your favorite band in the 80s 🤔🤣 Any accounts doing engagement farming will be suspended and traced to source Any accounts doing engagement farming will be suspended and traced to source"
X Link 2024-04-19T21:00Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Mama told me when I was young "Come sit beside me my only son And listen closely to what I say And if you do this it'll help you Some sunny day" Oh yeah Oh take your time don't live too fast Troubles will come and they will pass You'll find a woman yeah and you'll find love And don't forget son there is someone up above Lynyrd Skynyrd ❤"
X Link 2024-04-19T22:26Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"If you follow me or we become X friends I should say youll learn that I [--]. Love the Lord with all my heart [--]. 100% adore my Queen Shes my rock [--]. Share all different kind of corny jokes(might be wife jokes all in good fun) to break up these times we are dealing with in general or just having a bad day [--]. Dont trust our leaders who are selling us out Have a blessed day"
X Link 2024-04-23T19:50Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"My bride sent this to me Payback 🤣"
X Link 2024-04-24T12:51Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"My next door neighbors are a hoot. Theyre an elderly couple. Mr. Bob apparently was supposed to just put something up in their outside fridge in garage and come back in. He sees me power washing my fence and comes over and just a chatting away with me. Ten minutes later Mrs. Janie comes out the garage and says Bob get your tail in the house Im about to eat with or without you 🤣🤣 True story that just happened a bit ago"
X Link 2024-04-24T22:06Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Somebody asked me what I did this weekend like Im some sort of mountain climber Im in my 50s John I was on a heating pad eating a bag of Cheetos 🤣"
X Link 2024-04-28T20:05Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"@ZeekArkham @tariqnasheed My wife and I adopted [--] bi-racial(hate even using the term rather say human beings) boys [--] [--] [--] now [--] [--] and [--]. Teaching them to be fine young men and to always look to inward part of a person and not the outward. The inward will show you what someone is all about"
X Link 2024-04-29T03:04Z 53K followers, 13.5K engagements
"@RingOutside @ZeekArkham @tariqnasheed Stop lying you know thats what you be doingstop sniffing those fingers"
X Link 2024-04-30T01:48Z 53.1K followers, [--] engagements
"An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison: "Dear Son this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself I know if you are here you would have helped me". The Son writes back "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole." The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found. The following Day the Son wrote again Now plant your Potatoes dad it's the best I can do from here"
X Link 2024-05-01T21:42Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Something Id do 🤣"
X Link 2024-05-03T00:14Z 53.1K followers, [----] engagements
"An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides hold them there for a full minute and then relax. After a few weeks move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level put a potato in each bag"
X Link 2024-05-06T20:49Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Woman goes to doctor about husbands anger issues The woman says: "Doctor I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea Every time my husband started losing it I swished with water. I"
X Link 2024-05-07T19:03Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says "Listen your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad what are you talking about" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer he says. "I'm sick of her face and I'm sick of talking about this so call your sister in Chicago and tell her" and he hangs up. Now the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says "Like hell theyre getting divorced" and calls her father immediately. "Youre not getting divorced Don't do another thing the two of us are flying home tomorrow to"
X Link 2024-05-08T00:36Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"A man brings his buddy home for dinner unannounced at 6:30 after work. His wife screams at him as his friend listens in: My hair and make up are not done the house is a mess the dishes are not done Im still in my pajamas and I cant be bothered with cooking tonight What the hell did you bring him home for The husband says: Because hes thinking of getting married"
X Link 2024-05-10T23:25Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around [--] a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked "Really Who's giving that lecture at this time of night" Ron replied "That would be my wife. 🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2024-05-11T01:21Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"From my front yard about [--] minutes ago"
X Link 2024-05-11T03:36Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"The dolphin trainer 🤣😂🤣😂 An elderly man rear ends a young man driving an expensive sports car. Enraged the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. Look what you did to my car he yells. youre gonna give me $10000 right now or Im gonna beat you to a pulp Oh my says the old man "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son he trains dolphins and hell know what to do." "Dolphins." the other driver huffs while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone dials his son and just as the son answers the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man. "So YOURE a dolphin"
X Link 2024-05-11T12:40Z 53.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@junecleavertoo Better wait til tomorrow to show this one 🤣"
X Link 2024-05-13T01:35Z 53K followers, [--] engagements
"About right 🤣"
X Link 2024-05-13T22:59Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Think Im gonna watch Top Gun then Maverick Have yall seen both and which did you like the bestif youve seen it They are both really good"
X Link 2024-05-13T23:45Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"@Gap422 Ive watched old shows like The Waltons with my boys and the blood would look like ketchup and theyd laugh and say its doesnt even look real 🤣"
X Link 2024-05-13T23:54Z 53K followers, [--] engagements
"Marriage tip #2: Never ever do this 🤣🤣"
X Link 2024-05-14T11:29Z 53.1K followers, [----] engagements
"A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful" he said "CAREFUL Put in some more butter Oh my GOD You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY Turn them TURN THEM NOW We need more butter. Oh my GOD WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER They're going to STICK Careful. CAREFUL I said be CAREFUL You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking Never Turn them Hurry up Are you CRAZY Have you LOST your mind Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT THE SALT" The wife stared at him."
X Link 2024-05-15T13:45Z 53.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. Its now called Red Bull. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes. Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling tournament with both arms tied behind his back. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win. Forever. Chuck Norris breathes air . five times a day"
X Link 2024-05-17T03:38Z 53K followers, [---] engagements
"I dont always listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd But when I do so do my neighbors"
X Link 2024-05-22T22:39Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"If you need a good laugh This shall do it Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say 'Esther I'd really like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied 'I know Morris but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said 'Esther I'm [--] years old. If I don't ride that helicopter I might never get another chance.' To this Esther replied 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and"
X Link 2024-05-25T00:53Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"@Flight2Faith549 @DustyAssKracka 🤷♂🤣"
X Link 2024-05-26T01:55Z 53K followers, [--] engagements
"If yesterdays shit show didnt awaken the ones still asleepI dont know what will"
X Link 2024-05-31T14:21Z 53K followers, [---] engagements
"A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license then reachd over and picked up one of the ducks sniffed it's butt and said "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky hunting license boy" The hillbilly reached"
X Link 2024-06-01T01:26Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"Good morning 🤣😂🤣"
X Link 2024-06-01T13:52Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"@TJandCasper 🤣😂👍"
X Link 2024-06-01T15:11Z 53K followers, [--] engagements
"This is inaccurate Just spit something out there and people believe this kinda crap Read your replies Jack The Jeep community is celebrating Pride month by putting rubber ducks on their dashboards The Jeep community is celebrating Pride month by putting rubber ducks on their dashboards"
X Link 2024-06-03T13:38Z 53K followers, [---] engagements
"My wife told me the next stupid gift I buy her that shell burn it Just got her a candle"
X Link 2024-06-03T20:58Z 53K followers, [---] engagements
"Along with all the other bots followinghave yall been getting tons of these"
X Link 2024-06-04T22:24Z 53K followers, [---] engagements
"This one is good A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch but knew very little about ranching so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two"
X Link 2024-06-05T00:55Z 53K followers, [----] engagements
"About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud unattractive mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say Hell no they aint twins. The oldest one is [--] and the other one is [--]. Why the hell would you think theyre twins Are you blind or just stupid So I replied Im neither blind nor stupid maam. I just couldnt believe someone slept"
X Link 2024-06-05T12:48Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@Sadie_NC Dont trust anyone Just when you start trusting someone you think is uprightbamtheyre a piece of crap Time will tell at whos who"
X Link 2024-06-07T01:17Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Yall pray for me Not sure what the heck has been going on for the last few days but have been having panic attacks out the rear Gonna take a breather from here for a bit Thanks in advance for your prayers 🙏🏻❤"
X Link 2024-06-08T23:09Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES" She got the clean laundry back and was still dissatisfied with the results so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed and when her clean laundry was delivered it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES USE MORE PAPER ON A*SS" 🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2024-06-16T03:24Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I was [--] and my first wife was [--] when we marriedwe divorced after [--] 1/2 years mainly me still wanting to be wild(I was a different person back then)a friend of mine who was [--] at the time had a girlfriend who was [--] and yes she got pregnant shortly afterthey ended up getting married when he turned 16they just celebrated their 39th anniversary and have [--] wonderful kidsyeah screw people who look from the outside in and dont know the whole story"
X Link 2024-06-19T00:43Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@DeasSteele 🤣😂"
X Link 2024-06-22T00:54Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"My son was playing his racing video games and said Dad come look🤣"
X Link 2024-06-27T21:52Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Stopping in to say hope yall have a good 4th"
X Link 2024-07-04T21:36Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"🤣😂🤣😂🤦♂🤷♂"
X Link 2024-07-09T00:05Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Good night Xville Say a prayer for Melania she almost lost her husband today. Also pray for the kids cause they almost lost their Dad. Pray for the family that did lose a loved one today. 🙏🏻😢"
X Link 2024-07-14T02:31Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"IT WAS A SETUP Youre freaking blind if you think it wasnt No way that kid should have been on that roof Still pissed"
X Link 2024-07-15T19:31Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on which can only mean one thing Its laundry day. 🤣😂🤣"
X Link 2024-07-18T23:01Z 52.9K followers, [----] engagements
"She said "Don't call the doctor I want to fall asleep peacefully with your hand in mine." He told her about the past how they met their first kiss. they didn't cry they smiled. They didn't regret anything they were grateful. Then she repeated softly 'I love you forever' He returned her words gave her a soft kiss on the forehead. She closed her eyes and fell asleep peacefully with her hand in his. Love is really all that matters because everyone comes into this world with nothing other than love and leaves with nothing other than love. Think about it. Profession career bank account our goods"
X Link 2024-07-21T16:33Z 52.7K followers, [----] engagements
"They live among us"
X Link 2024-07-29T17:55Z 52.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Someone: How old are you MeLets just say I used to walk down to the store for my Mom when I was a youngster with a note to buy her cigarettesany of yall do this"
X Link 2024-07-30T20:31Z 52.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Pure evil Gov. Tim Walz signing abortion bill into law in Minnesota allowing abortion to take place UP UNTIL THE MOMENT OF BIRTH for any reason whatsoever on January [--] [----]. He also signed a bill letting babies die who are BORN ALIVE after a failed abortion. Harris-Walz is the https://t.co/pAFZfSP1Dw Gov. Tim Walz signing abortion bill into law in Minnesota allowing abortion to take place UP UNTIL THE MOMENT OF BIRTH for any reason whatsoever on January [--] [----]. He also signed a bill letting babies die who are BORN ALIVE after a failed abortion. Harris-Walz is the https://t.co/pAFZfSP1Dw"
X Link 2024-08-06T19:50Z 52.7K followers, [---] engagements
"If Paul saw a lot of our churches in America today wed be getting a letter"
X Link 2024-08-06T20:13Z 52.7K followers, [----] engagements
"When your teenage son says hes bringing a few friends over 🤣"
X Link 2024-08-07T01:09Z 52.7K followers, [----] engagements
"My last 2one(my girl) is special needs and she has a hard time comprehendingmy last boy is stubborn and does just enough to get by 🤣.he hates schoolhe asked could he not do this year and I said nope youre finishing this 🤣he would rather start working for a construction company or something nowhe loves that type of work"
X Link 2024-08-07T21:05Z 52.7K followers, [--] engagements
"🤣😂🤣 Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them kept complaining about his family problems. Finally the other man said "You think you have family problems Listen to my situation A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later my dad married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my dad became my stepson-in-law. Also my wife became the mother-in-law to her own father-in-law. Then my wife's daughternow my stepmotherhad a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my dad's son but he was also the son of my wife's"
X Link 2024-08-08T00:05Z 52.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Told my wife I wanted to be cremated She made me an appt for next Tuesday"
X Link 2024-08-08T22:43Z 53.4K followers, [----] engagements
"This bashing folks just cause they dont vote for DT is getting ridiculous and quite frankly old Its divisive within the own party As a follower of Jesus Im not going to bash anyone so maybe others do it Pray for that person instead Again not one person is perfect except Jesus If you disagree with this statement thats fine toostill love ya my brothers and sisters 🙏🏻"
X Link 2024-08-09T14:25Z 53.4K followers, [---] engagements
"For yall folks out there that think the dryer makes your clothes shrink It dont its the refrigerator 🤣"
X Link 2024-08-09T20:01Z 53.4K followers, [----] engagements
"This song went viral a year ago I've been sellin' my soul workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay So I can sit out here and waste my life away Drag back home and drown my troubles away It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is oh it is Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think wanna know what you do And they don't think you know but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't shit"
X Link 2024-08-10T00:10Z 53.4K followers, [---] engagements
"I dont know who needs to hear this but You still have clothes in the dryer 🤣"
X Link 2024-08-10T14:36Z 53.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Hey dummy its Vegas move to a cooler area 🤦♂🤣😂 "What's your top issue" Kamala supporter: "Climate change. I've lived in Vegas since '75 and it keeps getting hotter" https://t.co/DWnZ17zCpo "What's your top issue" Kamala supporter: "Climate change. I've lived in Vegas since '75 and it keeps getting hotter" https://t.co/DWnZ17zCpo"
X Link 2024-08-13T18:59Z 53.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Hope she likes it"
X Link 2024-08-13T21:06Z 53.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Dont mess with her 🤣😂"
X Link 2024-08-14T20:15Z 53.4K followers, [---] engagements
"And many will fall for it too"
X Link 2024-08-16T18:53Z 53.4K followers, [---] engagements
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