@MisterD78UK Ⓜ️isterD

Ⓜ️isterD posts on X about pizza, tom cruise, twitter, samuel l jackson the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence celebrities technology brands musicians social networks stocks finance gaming countries travel destinations automotive brands

Social topic influence pizza, tom cruise, twitter, samuel l jackson, i dont, make a, money, in a, if you, star wars

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Celebrities in the wrong professions. Mick Jagger : Painter & Decorator. 'Oi Mick this was supposed to be the red door mate' Mick: ah bollox. Mick: well you can't always get. 'Don't you dare'"
X Link 2021-03-15T17:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""Everyone deserves to be happpy" Me: Fine but can you maybe go do it elsewhere"
X Link 2022-12-29T12:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Why is Tom Cruise constantly running everywhere If the missions are impossible anyway just chill and have a fucking beer man"
X Link 2023-07-09T14:11Z [----] followers, 34.3K engagements

"@doyle_cormac @89_serenity Thanks 😂🤣"
X Link 2023-07-10T22:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"One day you're young and carefree and then the next you're having a bad day cause a car you don't know parked outside your house"
X Link 2023-07-11T16:00Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements

"If I was a Transformer I'd be called something like 'Past-His Prime' and i'd turn into a VCR"
X Link 2023-07-11T17:11Z [----] followers, 61.8K engagements

"11pm brain: get somewhere comfy dumbarse i'm done for the day 1am brain: psst let's think of all the words we know"
X Link 2023-07-12T17:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@BobbieOza @Bliss_Missed Bad bad. or awesome bad 😂😂"
X Link 2023-07-15T00:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg at any point in that little song The artist just sat there like "lol i'm gonna fuck with them and draw him as an egg""
X Link 2023-07-20T20:23Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements

"Pumpernickel is a ridiculous word and sounds like it could be some kind of fancy Canadian currency"
X Link 2023-07-30T00:43Z [----] followers, 22.8K engagements

"Social media's weird right Trying to get more people to follow you around to tell you 'you're wrong' all day.isn't that your spouse's job anyway"
X Link 2023-08-01T05:22Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements

"I don't get spin classes you do know they make bikes that move now too. and you can ride to somewhere and get a beer or a sandwich. it's way more rewarding"
X Link 2023-07-30T00:41Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements

"I wonder what went down that day to make them put NO heavy petting signs up at the public swimming pool"
X Link 2023-08-01T10:24Z [----] followers, 13.6K engagements

"What if Jurassic Park got it wrong and those huge dinosaurs didn't roar but purred like little kittens instead we don't know"
X Link 2023-08-03T10:11Z [----] followers, 19K engagements

"I hope I never meet a genie offering one wish as picking between unlimited doughnuts or going to Sesame Street is gonna be impossible"
X Link 2023-08-04T11:20Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements

"Ok. so wireless bra's don't have any internet connectivity we all make mistakes can we just move on now"
X Link 2023-08-05T11:07Z [----] followers, 26.1K engagements

""Maybe I am annoying" I said but in my defence I've worked bloody hard to become so"
X Link 2023-08-06T10:55Z [----] followers, 14.3K engagements

"I was laughed at today as apparently i pronounce ottoman like i'm talking about a fancy superhero"
X Link 2023-08-08T10:30Z [----] followers, 11K engagements

"Someone told me money can't buy happiness so i ordered them a pizza and showed them a photo of their face when it arrived"
X Link 2023-08-09T11:58Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements

""Well can I at least pop home quick and get changed" -Me getting my mugshot taken in my Chewbacca onesie"
X Link 2023-08-09T17:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"leave me tongue tied or leave me be"
X Link 2023-08-10T11:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"In a movie about my life it seems most logical that Cookie Monster would play me"
X Link 2023-08-11T09:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Genie: You have one wish left use it wisely. My dumb brain: I wish to know why sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally"
X Link 2023-08-12T10:58Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements

"If I had a time machine Ok i'd go back and find the person who first said "bruh" and stop that shit before it happened"
X Link 2023-08-13T15:36Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements

"If these origami self defence classes have taught me anything it's. well it's how to make a paper goose actually I think i've been had"
X Link 2023-08-14T15:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Everyone looks so bored in this dentists waiting room. reaches for my kazoo wondering if this is my villian origin story"
X Link 2023-08-15T17:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I say "stop being weird" a lot while using twitter these days. and i'm not always talking to the app"
X Link 2023-08-16T10:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"There are no Fast and Furious movies in the 'family films' section on my TV and I just don't know what to believe anymore"
X Link 2023-08-17T16:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I said I couldn't care less but look at that. you proved me wrong"
X Link 2023-08-18T21:54Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements

"I don't think the pirate's life would be for me but i could definitely rock one of those fancy hats that's for sure"
X Link 2023-08-20T14:33Z [----] followers, 11.8K engagements

"I say "I could do that" way too much when I see something cool for someone who forgets to duck and bumps his head on the same things on a regular basis"
X Link 2023-08-21T12:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying 'we should see other people'"
X Link 2023-08-23T11:42Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements

"If you could live in an 80's movie which one would you choose"
X Link 2023-08-23T20:59Z [----] followers, 14K engagements

"@raoulvilla Awesome🔥🔥🔥"
X Link 2023-08-24T00:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Wanna go back to my place and build this Lego Millennium Falcon together Me flirting"
X Link 2023-08-25T09:05Z [----] followers, 12K engagements

"Sure we can talk about the elephant in the room. hows about we start with who the fuck brings an elephant into a room anyway"
X Link 2023-08-26T09:23Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements

"A careless whisper is also ironically known as the one more thing I say after shes already won the argument"
X Link 2023-08-27T15:46Z [----] followers, 21.1K engagements

"Sorry random shopper probably wondering where those cheese sticks disappeared to but in my defense you walked away from your trolley they were the last pack and i'm weak around cheese"
X Link 2023-08-28T10:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Here let me show you the dance of my people does the running man -me flirting"
X Link 2023-08-29T10:20Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements

"Beetlejuice would be a terrible choice of safeword it gets weird real fast when Michael Keaton shows up telling you it's showtime"
X Link 2023-08-29T16:19Z [----] followers, 17K engagements

"I just don't think child me ever really recovered from Chewbacca not getting a medal like the others did you know Therapist: "please leave""
X Link 2023-08-30T09:28Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements

"Did Cinderella have really weird fucked up feet C'mon you're telling me that slipper didn't fit anyone else in her neighbourhood"
X Link 2023-08-31T09:32Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements

"I say 'bite me' a lot and these fucking mosquitoes seem to think I'm talking to them"
X Link 2023-09-01T10:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Mission Impossible. except it's having a few evening drinks in your 40's and being able to do anything before noon the next day"
X Link 2023-09-02T10:15Z [----] followers, 14.9K engagements

"They say revenge is a dish best served cold so I served cold pizza with pineapple"
X Link 2023-09-04T10:05Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who grew up thinking that actors name was Alpa Cino"
X Link 2023-09-05T10:05Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements

"@TheMadGargoyle Revenge isn't working here 😬😂🤣"
X Link 2023-09-05T15:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Movies from my childhood led me to believe life would involve a lot more adventuring rescue attempts and saving the day"
X Link 2023-09-05T17:15Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements

"Imagine having the coolest job in the world but you work for a firm called the 'impossible missions force' Tom Cruise: "shut up it's a cool name""
X Link 2023-09-06T09:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I'd love to say it was a disturbance in the force but it's more likely the result of me eating too much cheese again"
X Link 2023-09-07T10:35Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements

"the first rule of kazoo club is we don't admit to being in kazoo club"
X Link 2023-09-08T10:26Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements

"I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on"
X Link 2023-09-08T14:51Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements

""Hey Alexa sing me the soft kitty song""
X Link 2023-09-10T10:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Them: "what goes around comes around" Me: stands still shuts eyes and tests my karma by throwing a boomerang"
X Link 2023-09-11T13:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I too would like that feeling when we're dancing on the ceiling but alas I am neither Lionel Richie nor Spider-Man"
X Link 2023-09-12T11:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If we can't fix this with a block of cheese or a roundhouse kick i'm afraid this isn't in my wheelhouse Me as a therapist"
X Link 2023-09-14T10:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"No no no you can't just go round cutting your pizza with scissors whatever next. You eating it with a knife and fork too"
X Link 2023-09-15T16:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Like it or not I will make you laugh when you're mad at me sorry not sorry"
X Link 2023-09-16T14:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"When I was really young my dad told me if you hit a traffic cone with your car you have to go back home and start your journey again. and i'm not telling how old I was when I learnt this was a lie"
X Link 2023-09-17T13:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Why are little umbrella's exclusive to cocktails ffs" He thought to himself. sticking one them bad boys in my breakfast cereal"
X Link 2023-09-19T11:34Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements

"2am and i've been sleepy as shit all day and then i'm like. hmm why do we get IN a car yet we get ON buses trains and planes Thanks brain"
X Link 2023-09-20T10:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If orange juice comes with pulp included vodka should have mashed potato in it"
X Link 2023-09-24T15:18Z [----] followers, 11.5K engagements

"I'm "I miss the mixtape" years old sending someone a playlist simply pales in comparison"
X Link 2023-09-26T19:32Z [----] followers, 15.4K engagements

""This would be better if there was cake" really does ring true in any situation"
X Link 2023-09-28T18:28Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements

"Pronounces Gene Hackman like Pac-Man and you won't convince me i'm wrong"
X Link 2023-09-29T12:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The fact no one played the "i've got your nose" game with Voldermort in any of those wizard movies was a missed opportunity"
X Link 2023-09-30T13:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Apparently singing Woah we're halfway there during sex isnt as hot as it sounds or so my ex says"
X Link 2023-10-01T13:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Adult life blows. Friends don't even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore"
X Link 2023-10-02T15:03Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements

"I think I'd lose respect for Lois Lane if I was Clark like "c'mon girl these glasses shouldn't be fooling anyone" Therapist: "please leave""
X Link 2023-10-04T13:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Bit weird that something called "common" sense is about as rare as rocking horse shit"
X Link 2023-10-04T15:07Z [----] followers, 28.6K engagements

"I was just out nerded over the year Star Wars a New Hope was released she was right and now I don't know whether to be turned on or upset"
X Link 2023-10-08T13:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Explorer But I barely know her" -Indiana Jones probably"
X Link 2023-10-11T12:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"One day you're young and carefree and then the next youre a [--] year old Tom Cruise still working for the Impossible Mission Force"
X Link 2023-10-14T13:13Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements

"@kristabellerina I do hope so 🔥🤓😂"
X Link 2023-10-21T09:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I asked Siri "are we nearly there yet" on this road trip and the sassy thing just played that famous Bon Jovi song"
X Link 2023-10-22T10:58Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements

"I think as you get older you care less and therefore will go further afield in your PJ's it starts out that you'll only go as far as checking for mail who knows where it ends"
X Link 2023-10-25T11:14Z [----] followers, 18K engagements

"Maybe I am a robot after all and i'm just programmed to not realise it *Me justifying failing my third captcha test in a row"
X Link 2023-10-28T11:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Sooo do you tweet here often" -Me flirting"
X Link 2023-10-29T18:49Z [----] followers, 11.3K engagements

"I'm not saying I start sounding like Yoda when i'm drunk but tell me to stop you should if happen it does"
X Link 2023-10-30T18:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I don't know much but I know Sarah Connor didn't go through all that shit only for us to let these bots take over now"
X Link 2023-11-01T13:09Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements

"If something edible comes in different colours the red and purple ones will be the tastiest this is fact in my mind and mouth"
X Link 2023-11-02T00:09Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements

"On this day in [----] a great man invented the Flux Capacitor and gave a whole generation of nerds dreams of time travelling"
X Link 2023-11-05T12:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The bartender said I could have a free drink if I stopped saying "that's what she said" so I said "challenge accepted" and she replied "let's see how long you keep this up".and then I paid for my next drink"
X Link 2023-11-05T15:03Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements

"Got kicked out of another store while waving the Hitachi Magic Wands about shouting "Expecto Patronum""
X Link 2023-11-07T17:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"My favourite language is 'minding my own business' but not a lot of people seem to be speaking it these days"
X Link 2023-11-10T13:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I got kicked out by the doctor for asking if my tweets will suffer after damaging my funny bone"
X Link 2023-11-11T12:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"whoever invents a roomba that does the laundry is going to be very rich"
X Link 2023-11-12T13:03Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements

"In my teens my friend hid a security tag from a store we were at in the hood of my jacket and as funny as it was i'm still working on a suitable revenge decades later"
X Link 2023-11-16T13:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I wish there was Google and song lyrics websites when I was growing up. What we were confidently singing and thinking were the lyrics was probably shameful"
X Link 2023-11-19T17:50Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements

"Doing the Michael Jackson moonwalk move gets me out of a lot more situations than you'd imagine"
X Link 2023-11-22T14:33Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements

"Ok who decided there's no plural for certain words Wtf did sheep and pasta do to deserve such disrespect"
X Link 2023-11-23T14:02Z [----] followers, 11.3K engagements

"@Yessrao Google "strike through font for twitter" there are sites that offer lots of fonts☺"
X Link 2023-11-26T14:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Sorry I bit you I was just checking whether you were cake or not"
X Link 2023-11-28T15:10Z [----] followers, 29.1K engagements

"@TheBumblingBee_ I'd put my money on Scooby anyday there's something about that guys moustache that I just can't trust 😂"
X Link 2023-11-29T17:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Im not a jealous person but no one has an easier job than Vin Diesel as the voice of Groot in those Marvel movies"
X Link 2023-12-03T18:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@leeleedutchaski Send him a DM see if he can hook you up with a deal 😂"
X Link 2023-12-04T16:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"When you realise any bread can be garlic bread it's a game changer"
X Link 2023-12-07T17:10Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements

"Livin' la vida awkward"
X Link 2023-12-10T17:28Z [----] followers, 19.1K engagements

"She said she liked a little pain in the bedroom so I made a Mariah Carey Christmas playlist to set the mood"
X Link 2023-12-17T18:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Guys say we "like crazy" then get all weird when she changes the locks cause we left bread crumbs in the butter again"
X Link 2023-12-19T15:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@mentalgirlbooks"
X Link 2023-12-19T20:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I'm "I stayed up making you the greatest mixtape of all time last night" years old"
X Link 2023-12-20T15:49Z [----] followers, 24.5K engagements

"I was today years old when I learnt that Australia celebrates Christmas in the summer"
X Link 2023-12-23T16:10Z [--] followers, 46.1K engagements

"@LilBrownCharley @Daveastated"
X Link 2023-12-23T16:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@myself_init Totally different scene that's for sure"
X Link 2023-12-23T16:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I may put a little weight on this time of year but the app thinking I need to see that bra advert every day seems a little harsh"
X Link 2023-12-23T18:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@kristabellerina @Shreya_teee Merry Christmas 🤓😂❤"
X Link 2023-12-24T14:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"When you're being watched by a group of people and you're like. is this how I normally walk this feels weird wtf are you doing legs"
X Link 2023-12-24T16:18Z [--] followers, 12.8K engagements

"You don't scare me you're not someone texting me asking me to phone them"
X Link 2023-12-27T12:55Z [--] followers, 19.4K engagements

""Highway To The Danger Zone" is my favourite song about driving to see your family for new years"
X Link 2023-12-31T11:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Nursery rhymes are crazy. they sang to us about some Muffet chick sitting on her tuffet snacking on some curds and whey and we just accepted that nonsense"
X Link 2024-01-02T15:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"All I know is that if you called me Annie as a young boy then the dark side would have called to me too and I'd have become Vader"
X Link 2024-01-02T18:30Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@DearAuntAbby @mastrap84 This I can get behind 😂"
X Link 2024-01-05T02:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"No dignity No doubt. welcome to social media"
X Link 2024-01-05T13:21Z [----] followers, 22K engagements

"Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible"
X Link 2024-01-06T15:13Z [--] followers, 19.6K engagements

"Oh you like Star Wars do you Name all the stars then"
X Link 2024-01-11T15:49Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"Ate an entire large cheese pizza by myself and now I have the superpowers of a ninja turtle"
X Link 2024-01-22T15:47Z [----] followers, 11.7K engagements

"There's very few arguments that we can't settle with rock paper scissors or Mario Kart"
X Link 2024-01-27T14:59Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements

"So hear me out. take what they learnt from Jurassic Park but instead of dinosaurs it's for the great bands and musicians from decades past"
X Link 2024-01-28T17:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@immerse_ur_soul Right 🤷🏻♂😂"
X Link 2024-01-29T17:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I sometimes wonder if Dwayne Johnson had an irrational fear of paper back in his wrestling days"
X Link 2024-01-29T18:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"So in the movie Tom Cruise would have to find someone who can tell him how to get to Sesame Street. and boom we finally have a mission that's fucking impossible"
X Link 2024-02-01T15:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Changedhandle1 That's what they want you to think. but you'll never find it 🤷🏻♂😂"
X Link 2024-02-01T17:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"My brain's like the middle aisle at Aldi. it might offer something I didn't know I wanted but very rarely what I actually need at the time"
X Link 2024-02-03T13:43Z [----] followers, 49.6K engagements

"@MadHatterMommy In reality: me when I reach the middle aisle 😂🤣"
X Link 2024-02-04T08:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I have no idea how to act when a group of people stare at me and sing happy birthday"
X Link 2024-02-04T16:04Z [----] followers, 25.9K engagements

"@immerse_ur_soul No it was a friends and it reminded of how awkward this can be 😂"
X Link 2024-02-04T22:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"A banana is a berry but strawberries and raspberries are not. and people wonder why I don't trust easily"
X Link 2024-02-06T12:55Z [----] followers, 27.3K engagements

"waited [--] minutes to be served today then this guy laughs at me and says "despite the name of the store no we don't actually sell apples". rude"
X Link 2024-02-08T13:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This woman was trying to sell her ex's guitar it seemed great and was local so she said "come round have a drink maybe try the guitar. no strings attached""
X Link 2024-02-09T16:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If I was ever told to "dress to impress" my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out"
X Link 2024-02-09T21:14Z [----] followers, 15.1K engagements

"Is a hot dog a sandwich Or sandwich adjacent at least You know like 1st cousin in the sandwich family tree if you will"
X Link 2024-02-13T14:00Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements

"meets the all knowing oracle Me: "what do I do with my arms ffs when trying to get to sleep" Oracle: "listen buddy I can't know EVERYTHING""
X Link 2024-02-15T12:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"They should remake the 80's movie "the running man". and obviously Tom Cruise is perfect for it he's been training for this shit for years"
X Link 2024-02-16T14:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Don't follow me. I once sat in a traffic jam for [--] minutes getting all cranky while cars lined up behind me then I realised they were all parked cars"
X Link 2024-02-18T14:07Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements

"When I imagine dragons it's always about Falkor but then I'm humming the Neverending Story song all day and everyone wants to kill me"
X Link 2024-02-18T17:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"It's [----] and we still don't even have robots at home that give massages and foot rubs"
X Link 2024-02-20T15:11Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements

"( Pizza / Boobs / Batman )"
X Link 2024-02-20T21:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@grHoss Happy birthday 🎉🍻🎊🎈 Hope you have a great day"
X Link 2024-02-22T11:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@StuckOnTheX How dare they😂"
X Link 2024-02-22T15:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@StuckOnTheX That explains it 🤷🏻♂🤓😂"
X Link 2024-02-22T15:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Listen I know this is heavy but has anyone got a Flux Capacitor I could borrow"
X Link 2024-02-23T16:21Z [----] followers, 39.1K engagements

"@DatWalshGurl @TheMysteryMan46 Yeah yeah they were very smart and wise and all that too 🙌🙄😂"
X Link 2024-02-25T22:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I reckon Peter Parker would crush it as a web designer"
X Link 2024-02-26T12:05Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements

"I wonder how many cut takes there were in Jurassic Park where Samuel L Jackson threw in his trademark swear words and Spielberg was like "best I can give you is 'hold on to your butts' Sam""
X Link 2024-02-27T13:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@popartcartoonz 🤓😂 there's little Star Wars references in all the movies too"
X Link 2024-02-27T13:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"as far as gifts go the perfect mixtape was a powerful thing"
X Link 2024-02-27T15:22Z [----] followers, 39.3K engagements

"@HappyHijabbi Me too and yet I'm surprised every time that Samuel L Jackson is in it each time 🤷🏻♂😂"
X Link 2024-02-27T21:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I thought I had met Michael Jackson when I was a kid but looking back it possibly wasn't him working in that cheap motel in Florida in the late 80's after all"
X Link 2024-02-28T13:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"What I lack in diggity I more than make up for in doubt"
X Link 2024-02-28T14:13Z [----] followers, 17.1K engagements

"I'll do it but I gotta tell you I am not at my most comfortable eating a banana in public"
X Link 2024-02-29T12:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Had that awkward moment out today where someone starts chatting and I let it go too far to be able to ask who the fuck they were then they said they'd give me a call sometime so now I have to go throw my phone in the ocean"
X Link 2024-02-29T14:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Your honour my client pleads. .that we decide this with a dance-off"
X Link 2024-03-01T13:34Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements

"@Phil_Herkavity @julcasagrande Ooh yeah😂"
X Link 2024-03-01T19:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. no plans of escaping they're gonna have to kick me out"
X Link 2024-03-02T13:38Z [----] followers, 139K engagements

""never show weakness" I say to myself knowing i'm already full yet only half way through this large pizza"
X Link 2024-03-07T15:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Some of you never had a Mr Miyagi to teach you that "wax on wax off" thing. and it shows"
X Link 2024-03-09T18:32Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements

"Compatibility test only it's just me checking how often you've tweeted about pizza"
X Link 2024-03-10T13:40Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements

"Then she asked "can I be Frank with you" But I zoned out wondering who I was supposed to be in this roleplay"
X Link 2024-03-10T15:01Z [----] followers, 21.1K engagements

"So a princess is missing. isn't this where somebody usually calls for an Italian plumber"
X Link 2024-03-12T09:45Z [----] followers, 22.6K engagements

"I can't. going home to make pizza bagels and watch Batman movies you wouldn't be interested"
X Link 2024-03-13T17:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If pizza is a pie and you call it a pizza pie. asking for a piece of pizza pie is a bit of a tongue twister"
X Link 2024-03-14T13:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Calling ourselves The Goonies and going on a weekend treasure hunt. who's in"
X Link 2024-03-16T12:07Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements

"@my_hive_away It's gonna be fun🤓😂"
X Link 2024-03-16T14:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I'm gonna make you a pizza now just don't fall in love with me *Me making anyone a pizza"
X Link 2024-03-18T19:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I was nerding out to a friend over something Harry Potter related in the pub and now the bartender keeps asking me "what can I get you Gryffindork""
X Link 2024-03-22T20:10Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements

"@kristabellerina It's fine i won't hold this against you it was deserved 😂😂"
X Link 2024-03-23T13:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I raged against a machine once. it was one those classic old Nokia phones so I don't need to tell you who won that battle"
X Link 2024-03-23T18:15Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements

"Do people who judge others by their star sign still believe in the easter bunny too"
X Link 2024-03-28T13:33Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements

"No one prepares you for the drop-off in pizza party invites you receive as you get older"
X Link 2024-03-29T17:03Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements

"@kristabellerina Right It would be like going to Disney world and half the rides were shut 😂🤷🏻♂"
X Link 2024-03-31T12:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Wanna get outta here I've got lego and hot chocolate at home -Me flirting"
X Link 2024-04-01T20:55Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements

"I feel i'd have made a great pirate. I mean i get sick on boats and hate rum but I do look dapper in a hat and love both treasure and booty"
X Link 2024-04-02T20:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I met someone I really liked which was weird then I bit them and they were cake. which made much more sense"
X Link 2024-04-05T12:37Z [----] followers, 13.2K engagements

"Me: but i'm told lots of people have an inner monologue Therapist: no one else ever told me it sounds like Chewbacca though"
X Link 2024-04-08T18:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Hey my eyes are up here" -me anytime i'm out rocking my badass Michael Keaton era Batman belt"
X Link 2024-04-09T14:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@immerse_ur_soul"
X Link 2024-04-11T18:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I check every yellow car I see for a transformers symbol as Im always suspicious why someone would choose such a colour so it's probably Bumblebee"
X Link 2024-04-12T13:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Who you are while driving behind a really shitty driver is the real you"
X Link 2024-04-15T12:11Z [----] followers, 285.8K engagements

"I sometimes wonder if everyone else talks to inanimate objects in their houses too. as I yell at the vacuum cleaner for tangling it's cable round my leg when I specifically told it not to do that"
X Link 2024-04-17T18:29Z [----] followers, 19.7K engagements

"imagine resenting an imaginary friend as you imagined him to be cooler than you that wouldn't happen right 'yet here we are' "no one asked you chad""
X Link 2024-04-18T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@MagentaPapi @heyitsJudeD I created a couple in my time stubbing toes and bashing elbows 😬😂"
X Link 2024-04-21T19:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Hey remember when our parents said "don't talk to strangers" .we didn't listen and this is our karma gestures to Twitter"
X Link 2024-04-22T12:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The "Apple" store not even having a single bowl of apples to snack on while you wait is. well it's bullshit"
X Link 2024-04-22T17:52Z [----] followers, 53.3K engagements

"My laptop: cannot find printer Me: gesturing look it's right there"
X Link 2024-04-24T12:57Z [----] followers, 271.3K engagements

"@DasAutoCitron It's fine i'm fine everything is fine 😂😂"
X Link 2024-04-25T18:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"You can't scare me we used to drive the rainbow road on Mario Kart with a blue shell chasing our arse"
X Link 2024-04-29T13:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I used to like that Pia Colada song but I thought the lyrics were "if you're not into Yoda then you have a half a brain". they're not and that song is now dead to me"
X Link 2024-05-01T15:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Them: "A clever person solves a problem a wise person avoids it" Me: *takes a nap"
X Link 2024-05-02T13:32Z [----] followers, 84K engagements

"I can't help thinking if my inner monologue voice was Morgan Freeman i'd probably make better decisons"
X Link 2024-05-03T20:26Z [----] followers, 29K engagements

"@Jackattack1018"
X Link 2024-05-08T15:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Can we normalize putting our earphones in when getting a haircut this isn't therapy or an interview. i'd pay a little more for awkward silence instead please"
X Link 2024-05-15T19:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@ckirbyyyy It's my favourite 🤷🏻♂😂 Im a fan of the classics 🙌 I eat plain cheese pizza too 😏"
X Link 2024-05-21T22:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@parkerquotes2 I have to get the last word *star wars gif in 🤓😂 you should stop"
X Link 2024-05-23T17:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I discovered today "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" is a prequel and is set before "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and I may need to turn in my nerd card now"
X Link 2024-05-29T15:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"There's certain things that no one can change my mind on like: the Earth's not flat pineapple is not a pizza topping and there's only [--] Indiana Jones movies"
X Link 2024-06-02T15:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"It's like Obi-Wan said "you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" *gestures at Twitter"
X Link 2024-06-03T14:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"They just don't make role models like "the dude" anymore"
X Link 2024-06-04T19:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"girl are you a Green Day song cause you're a basket case"
X Link 2024-06-05T12:57Z [----] followers, 27.1K engagements

"Hey girl are you a Bon Jovi song Cause you're like Bad Medicine"
X Link 2024-06-09T19:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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