@KentonVarda Avatar @KentonVarda Kenton Varda

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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@ArtemR @RDRv3 @Cloudflare @eastdakota @prdonahue Agreed we have some plans to improve this"
X Link 2020-07-27T14:45Z 11.1K followers, [--] engagements

"I think basically Apple just stopped caring about POSIX in like [----] when Mac became too cool to be seen hanging out with its old nerd friends anymore"
X Link 2025-02-17T06:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"After struggling for years trying to figure out why people think Durable Objects are complicated I'm increasingly convinced that it's just that they sound complicated. Feels like we can solve 90% of it by renaming DurableObject to StatefulWorker"
X Link 2025-09-05T14:04Z 12.4K followers, 24.3K engagements

"@wmf I am also so confused about this. You can just say that you're going to have $144B in revenue in [--] years -- in the AI industry of all places -- and people just. believe you And that creates $250B of market cap overnight"
X Link 2025-09-16T01:12Z 11K followers, [---] engagements

"I don't have a problem with making new RPC systems I can stop any time I want But I don't want to. So I made a new one for you. It's called Cap'n Web. It's like Cap'n Proto RPC except focused on working great in browsers and JavaScript/TypeScript servers. (Links in thread.)"
X Link 2025-09-22T13:04Z 12.4K followers, 60.8K engagements

"Those benchmarks from @theo revealed some interesting issues in Workers. Happy to say it's all fixed now save for some lingering next.js-specific stuff we're continuing to work on. Thanks for the reproducible test cases @theo. (Link to blog post in reply.)"
X Link 2025-10-14T20:33Z 12.4K followers, 86.2K engagements

"Here's a blog post with an excessively detailed technical deep dive. In short we had tuned some things badly for CPU-heavy requests that do tons of memory allocation. A lot of it was a scheduling heuristic issue not actually CPU time. https://blog.cloudflare.com/unpacking-cloudflare-workers-cpu-performance-benchmarks/ https://blog.cloudflare.com/unpacking-cloudflare-workers-cpu-performance-benchmarks/"
X Link 2025-10-14T20:33Z 12.4K followers, 15.1K engagements

"You can now remote query your Durable-Object-embedded SQLite databases from inside the Cloudflare dashboard UI. Data Studio for Durable Objects is now. live I might have been a bit off on my "next week" estimate but we made it happen. Huge shoutout to everyone involved was a cross-team effort. Big thanks to @KentonVarda for making it all possible. https://t.co/Yh9gBnccmU Data Studio for Durable Objects is now. live I might have been a bit off on my "next week" estimate but we made it happen. Huge shoutout to everyone involved was a cross-team effort. Big thanks to @KentonVarda for making it"
X Link 2025-10-16T15:40Z 12.4K followers, 12.9K engagements

"Google perf week: - Write performance reviews for your peers. - Ugh. - Everyone hates it. Cloudflare perf week: - Make stuff faster. - Make competitors faster too. - Totally awesome. - High fives. - Entire Internet benefits. Well we just had a sort of perf week in the Workers team at Cloudflare and it was so much better https://t.co/gfcad6Smgq Well we just had a sort of perf week in the Workers team at Cloudflare and it was so much better https://t.co/gfcad6Smgq"
X Link 2025-10-16T22:45Z 12.4K followers, 50.6K engagements

"(And yeah unfortunately we're seeing this throw is happening quite often in some of those benchmarks.)"
X Link 2025-10-17T22:49Z 11.1K followers, [----] engagements

"@aaron__vi TBH I'm not that offended if it's one time at the top level of a request (I mean slightly offended but meh). React is seemingly doing it on every chunk of a stream wtf"
X Link 2025-10-18T01:50Z 11K followers, [----] engagements

"@rickhanlonii Honestly suspense seems clever (maybe too clever I'm not sure yet) but as Michael says we are seeing this somewhere else where every chunk of a byte stream is being thrown one by one. We'll definitely file some sort of issue or ideally fix when we figure it out"
X Link 2025-10-18T13:02Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"My FICO score went down [--] points this month because my credit card statement balance was $3300 vs. $800 last month. I have auto-pay set to pay the whole thing every month. I don't get it what do they want me to do set an alarm to pay off the card the day before the statement"
X Link 2025-10-18T15:08Z 11.1K followers, 20K engagements

"@yagiznizipli Weird I've had that happen when paying off loans but my experience is when I pay the credit card before the statement it gives me a boost"
X Link 2025-10-18T15:42Z 11K followers, [----] engagements

"@silver83p Not sure if it's still the case but I discovered [--] years ago that my credit card technically didn't have a "credit limit" but instead would evaluate purchases case-by-case when nearing the limit they told me. But this meant they told FICO it wasn't a credit card at all"
X Link 2025-10-18T15:47Z 11K followers, [---] engagements

"@silver83p FICO saw it as some weird revolving line of credit that wasn't a credit card and had no documented limit. And so it treated it completely differently in a way that hurt my credit. But again [--] years ago and all credit cards do that now so surely it's fixed"
X Link 2025-10-18T15:48Z 11K followers, [---] engagements

"@hacksparr0w JavaScript also has iterators and generator functions"
X Link 2025-10-18T19:52Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"@femboyarbitrage But I have highly consistently paid my full balance every month for [--] years and I've had plenty of balances higher than this in that time"
X Link 2025-10-18T23:34Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"@threepointone I think I read the same long-ass thread a month ago and ended up with which works great. I. actually can't remember if I asked Claude Code to read the thread for me I might have. https://github.com/cloudflare/capnweb/blob/main/.github/workflows/test.yml#L13 https://github.com/cloudflare/capnweb/blob/main/.github/workflows/test.yml#L13"
X Link 2025-10-29T21:41Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"@samuel_colvin @pydantic @Cloudflare @threepointone @MikeNomitch_CF Are these reads or writes"
X Link 2025-11-02T00:16Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"3yo with toy phone: Ring ring my phone is ringing. Me: Who's calling 3yo: (looks at me like I'm stupid) πŸ™„ It's not really ringing I just made the noise with my mouth. Me: . oh ok"
X Link 2025-11-02T00:30Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@samuel_colvin @pydantic @Cloudflare @threepointone @MikeNomitch_CF Writes are replicated to other data centers before confirmation which might add tens of ms. Reads should be faster. Do you have a breakdown of read vs. write speed from the closest data center"
X Link 2025-11-02T00:43Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"@samuel_colvin @pydantic @Cloudflare @threepointone @MikeNomitch_CF This isn't from the closest colo"
X Link 2025-11-02T01:34Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"@samuel_colvin @pydantic @Cloudflare @threepointone @MikeNomitch_CF The count of updates and deletes is too small to be significant. Inserts do appear to be slower than selects. I'm trying to figure out how much of the time is network latency from queries happening on the other side of the world vs. the database itself running slow"
X Link 2025-11-02T01:43Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"@samuel_colvin @pydantic @Cloudflare @threepointone @MikeNomitch_CF Also are you using read replication https://developers.cloudflare.com/d1/best-practices/read-replication/ https://developers.cloudflare.com/d1/best-practices/read-replication/"
X Link 2025-11-02T01:45Z 11.1K followers, [---] engagements

"So Anthropic agrees with us: AI agents are better at writing code than running tools and future agents will probably do everything by writing code. But where should this code run My recent Cloudflare Connect talk was all about exactly this https://www.youtube.com/watchv=xUj4HQt_leg https://www.youtube.com/watchv=xUj4HQt_leg"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:00Z 12.4K followers, 70.2K engagements

"Future AI agents will be running one-off code snippets constantly. We need a way to run that code that both: * Enforces permissions in a sane way. * Is lightweight enough to run one snippet and throw away. Lots of people reaching for containers but they aren't good enough"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:00Z 11.3K followers, [---] engagements

"The answer is isolates: the lightweight JavaScript/Wasm execution environments Workers has been built on all along. You can spin up an isolate in milliseconds run one thing and throw it away no problem"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:00Z 11.3K followers, [---] engagements

"You might argue you could do that with eval() but eval() isn't sandboxed. Isolates are not just sandboxed but in Workers they provide fine-grained capability-based permissions enforcement. They are actually you know isolated but with an extremely expressive permissions model"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:00Z 11.3K followers, [---] engagements

"It's hard to fully explain what that means in a tweet so please watch the talk. In short permissions enforcement seems woefully lacking in AI agents today and I think this is because people are approaching it wrong and making it too hard"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:00Z 11.3K followers, [---] engagements

"You can't enforce useful permissions for an AI agent using OAuth scopes. You can't really do it by intercepting and filtering network traffic either. We need something much more explicit. I show in the talk why a TypeScript / Cap'n Web RPC API is a rather elegant alternative"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:00Z 11.3K followers, [---] engagements

"You can orchestrate all this with our new Dynamic Worker Loader API. The result is faster cleaner and more secure than anything I've seen built with containers. https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/ https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:00Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"And here's our blog post about Code Mode if you missed it. But the talk goes into a lot more detail about how to think about and secure agents that code. https://blog.cloudflare.com/code-mode/ https://blog.cloudflare.com/code-mode/"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:00Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Oh and for reference here's Anthropic's concurring opinion from yesterday: https://www.anthropic.com/engineering/code-execution-with-mcp https://www.anthropic.com/engineering/code-execution-with-mcp"
X Link 2025-11-05T17:58Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements

"Did you know We update the Cloudflare Workers Runtime every single (business) day. If you land a change in workerd on GitHub on Monday you can (usually) use in production on Wednesday"
X Link 2025-11-05T23:53Z 12.4K followers, 13K engagements

"@michael_timbs I think we tracked this down. It wasn't a change to the Workers runtime but rather a component of Cloudflare's regular HTTP ingress proxy stack which began accidentally adding zero-size bodies to GET requests in some cases. The problem was fixed later that day"
X Link 2025-11-07T13:43Z 11.4K followers, [--] engagements

"The big advantage of MCP over OpenAPI is that it is very clear about auth. OpenAPI supports too many different auth mechanisms and the schema doesn't necessarily have enough information for a robot to be able to complete the auth flow. https://x.com/stevekrouse/status/1986922520298287496 gets up on soap box With the announcement of this new "code mode" from Anthropic and Cloudflare I've gotta rant about LLMs MCP and tool-calling for a second Let's all remember where this started LLMs were bad at writing JSON So OpenAI asked us to write good JSON schemas"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 12.4K followers, 70.2K engagements

"Maybe an agent could read the docs and write code to auth. But we don't actually want that because it implies the agent gets access to the API token We want the agent's harness to handle that and never reveal the key to the agent"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"OAuth has always assumed that the client knows what API it's talking to and so the client's developer can register the client with that API in advance to get a client_id/client_secret pair. Agents though don't know what MCPs they'll talk to in advance"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"So MCP requires OAuth dynamic client registration (RFC 7591) which practically nobody actually implemented prior to MCP. DCR might as well have been introduced by MCP and may actually be the most important unlock in the whole spec"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, 61K engagements

"My spicy opinion is that REST was a mistake all along (even before AI entered the picture). REST is all about forcing programming interfaces into the framework of HTTP which wasn't ever really designed for that"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"REST feels good because it fits into HTTP and we have all this infrastructure and understanding around HTTP on the net. But it's actually unnatural. Nobody writes in-process APIs this way. Why should network APIs be so different"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.5K followers, [----] engagements

"IMO the best future for APIs would be if we ditched REST and instead designed network APIs more similarly to in-process APIs which are easier to reason about for AI -- and also for humans"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"It also seems vastly easier to think about sandboxing and permissions when dealing with TypeScript APIs instead of REST. I illustrated this in this talk I gave recently: https://www.youtube.com/watchv=xUj4HQt_leg https://www.youtube.com/watchv=xUj4HQt_leg"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, 15.6K engagements

"But I think MCP may have dumbed down interfaces a bit too much. With code mode we now realize that AI can handle more complexity if it's presented as code instead of "tool calls". But MCP only lets you express a flat set of procedures not rich OOP or functional interfaces"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"I'm hoping to solve this with Cap'n Web our RPC protocol that supports full bidirectional calling higher-order functions object-capabilities streaming etc. Basically lets you expose a rich TypeScript interface over the network. https://blog.cloudflare.com/capnweb-javascript-rpc-library/ https://blog.cloudflare.com/capnweb-javascript-rpc-library/"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 12.4K followers, 43.7K engagements

"So the direction I'm excited to explore is MCP's auth framework + Cap'n Web APIs specified as TypeScript. But MCPish auth + REST APIs specified with OpenAPI is another route. I'm guessing we'll see both and it'll be interesting"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"(If we do end up with AI agents using OpenAPI tools though we gotta rename it. Every time I see OpenAPI I read it as OpenAI and get really confused.)"
X Link 2025-11-08T17:21Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@bu7emba There is far more typescript in the training data"
X Link 2025-11-09T01:33Z 11.5K followers, [--] engagements

"@waldo347 @dsp_ AFAICT nobody is talking about A2A. Personally I never quite figured out what it was meant to be used for. MCP's use case was always much more obvious"
X Link 2025-11-09T01:41Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@bu7emba Ehhh. As someone who once worked on Google search I can tell you that if a search claims to have more than about [----] matches it's probably a wildly inaccurate estimate. And anyway you should search for .ts not just .d.ts"
X Link 2025-11-09T01:45Z 11.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@dsp_ @Calclavia Yeah it's annoying that the WebSocket JavaScript API designers seemed to intentionally block any interop with HTTP e.g. headers and error responses. They really want you do to authorization in-band using WebSocket messages"
X Link 2025-11-10T18:22Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@dsp_ Not sure exactly how MCP-UI does it but I have my own prototype I'm tinkering with where I have a hyper-sandboxed iframe speaking Cap'n Web -- proxied through postMessage() to the parent frame -- to render UI and I rather like how this turns out"
X Link 2025-11-10T22:09Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

""Hey folks I made a new tech It's faster cheaper easier and just fundamentally better than what you use today" "NOOOOOOOOO you are trying to LOCK US IN This is clearly an evil plot" "OK I made it open source you can run it on your own infra." "NOOOO STILL EVIL" 🀷"
X Link 2025-11-11T13:50Z 12.4K followers, 15.4K engagements

"There's. a lot to unpack here"
X Link 2025-11-13T18:05Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Gemini seems very preachy. It often misinterprets my queries and then seems to lecture me about why the query is wrong or what I should do. In this case I was looking for a sound clip from the [----] arcade game Sinistar"
X Link 2025-11-13T18:18Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@GregKara6 @dok2001 That's odd nodejs_compat hasn't been marked experimental in a long time. What exact error are you seeing Do you have a repro"
X Link 2025-11-14T02:09Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@GregKara6 @dok2001 Only experimental compatibility flags require allowExperimental. node_compat is not experimental you should be able to set it without allowExperimental"
X Link 2025-11-14T02:27Z 11.6K followers, [--] engagements

"I have been surprised lately by how often I see subtle MAGA references on people's baseball caps. They aren't always bright and red with "45-47" on the side often it's just a subtle "47" but I see it a lot on people I wouldn't expect TIL '47 is a hat brand. 🀦"
X Link 2025-11-14T04:22Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Linux LAN party results: Killing Floor [--] Deep Rock Galactic Lethal Company Satisfactory RV There Yet: Just Worked Duck Game: Graphical glitches resolved by forcing Proton to v7.0. (Also random controller drops and remapping exactly like we commonly have on Windows.) I'm converting all my game machines to Linux rather than upgrade to Windows [--]. So far it is going extremely well but we'll see what happens at tomorrow's LAN party. I'm converting all my game machines to Linux rather than upgrade to Windows [--]. So far it is going extremely well but we'll see what happens at tomorrow's LAN party"
X Link 2025-11-16T17:07Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"One of these days someone is going to create affordable hardware to run supersize AI models (e.g. Kimi K2) for one user at a time and they are going to disrupt the hell out of NVidia. Like textbook Clay Christensen style"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:19Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Currently if you want to run a 1T model like K2 you need to drop like 6-7 figures on NVidia hardware just to get enough total VRAM. But by then you have a setup designed to serve hundreds of users at once. Huge waste if you only really need to serve one user at a time"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:19Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Or at the low end you can use a CPU-only setup with a ton of RAM but only get like [--] tok/s. Too slow for even one user. In between though there is basically nothing"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:19Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"But there could be. Easily. All that is needed is a basic consumer GPU with 1TB of VRAM. No major advancement in technology at all. Just VRAM"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:19Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"NVidia could easily build this but they don't want to disrupt themselves. AMD could easily do this (it's just Strix Halo with more RAM) but they seemingly don't want to disrupt NVidia because they want to get in on NVidia's market"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:19Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Apple is also almost there with the Mac Studio Ultra but they are Apple and they charge obscene markups on RAM so it's still too expensive. Also ugh Apple is so developer-hostile. Sorry Mac OS is just not the platform we need here"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:19Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Google and Amazon are building custom AI hardware but obviously their strategy is datacenter-focused they won't release a consumer version. Is there anyone else who can do it Intel Qualcomm Groq-with-a-q"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:19Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"I'm really hoping AMD wakes up and realizes that they're never going to get NVidia's margins by competing head-on anyway so they might as well burn it all down. 🀞"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:19Z 11.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@JordiMonPMM I believe all "unified memory" systems (where the GPU has direct access to all memory) use non-upgradable RAM soldered in. Even AMD's Strix Halo does this"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:36Z 11.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@thelilmedia Nope I don't want an Apple device I want something that runs Linux and ollama / llama.cpp /etc. I'm not proposing a polished consumer product here I'm proposing hardware that could be used as a building block for consumer products or a variety of other things"
X Link 2025-11-21T19:31Z 11.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@bu7emba Disruptive advancements always appear to be serving a marginal use case at first. Classically when IBM was making giant 14" hard drives they thought Shugart's 8" drives served a small market. Shugart in turn thought Seagate's 5.25" served a small market"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:14Z 11.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@largecheung Cap'n Proto "v2" is just the name of the development branch of the C++ implementation where we don't worry about making API breaking changes. The wire protocol though hasn't changed"
X Link 2025-11-30T16:59Z 11.6K followers, [--] engagements

"@largecheung We did this because Cap'n Proto is maintained by the Cloudflare Workers Runtime team but we found that there were a lot of improvements we wanted to make to the API (especially in KJ which isn't even related to the protocol per se) that would be breaking changes"
X Link 2025-11-30T17:00Z 11.6K followers, [--] engagements

"Testing an agentic app like a doctor administering a physical. "OK now do this tool call. Good. Did anything seem off about it Do the input and output schemas feel right to you""
X Link 2025-12-01T00:26Z 11.7K followers, [----] engagements

"This Onion headline is [--] years old today"
X Link 2025-12-08T13:09Z 12K followers, [----] engagements

"You gotta wonder how much more successful British Airways might be if their online booking system had more than 50% uptime"
X Link 2025-12-10T21:30Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"No offense to the Zod devs but I don't understand why Zod has to exist. Why can't we just use the schema format we already have that is TypeScript Why is there no way to construct a schema validator from a TypeScript type This seems like such an obvious thing"
X Link 2025-12-11T01:12Z 12.2K followers, 182.1K engagements

"@marcaruel You should be able to use a TypeScript type for that Descriptions can come from doc comments"
X Link 2025-12-11T01:50Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@michael_timbs Are you asking if I know how TypeScript works"
X Link 2025-12-11T01:56Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements

"Folks stop explaining to me how type erasure works. I have designed and implemented erasure-based type systems before. There is no law that says you can't generate runtime code from a TypeScript type. Only self-imposed limitations"
X Link 2025-12-11T02:07Z 11.9K followers, 25.5K engagements

"@michael_timbs @allseteslla I don't agree. Using Zod means I have to understand two different languages for expressing my types and the Zod one is much harder to read than TypeScript. If I could just generate Zod from TS then I could get everything Zod does without learning or looking at Zod schemas"
X Link 2025-12-11T02:29Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements

"@ryan0x44 @arktypeio Ehh. cute idea but I want to use actual TypeScript types TypeScript types embedded in strings"
X Link 2025-12-11T02:36Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@endel TypeScript already requires a build step I'm fine with that"
X Link 2025-12-11T02:49Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@lukeisandberg I don't think you understand what I'm asking for"
X Link 2025-12-11T02:55Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@allseteslla @michael_timbs It's not necessary for absolutely all validation to happen in the validator. The application code can validate things and anything complex can be done there. I just want something that automates the tedious gruntwork of validating simple types"
X Link 2025-12-11T02:59Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements

"@birch_js Yes codegen. I love codegen. Don't understand the hangup on this"
X Link 2025-12-11T04:22Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@lukeisandberg I'm not asking for stronger guarantees from TypeScript. I'm asking for a way to generate runtime type check code for a TS type so that I don't have to use Zod for that"
X Link 2025-12-11T04:25Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements

"@saltyAom That's fine I will check those things in my application code"
X Link 2025-12-11T04:36Z 11.9K followers, 16.7K engagements

"@AtharvSankpal1 @saltyAom Maybe but being able to write all my types once as TS is more valuable"
X Link 2025-12-11T04:50Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@ryan0x44 @arktypeio @colinhacks If you are just implementing UI feedback then you don't need a perfect email validator. A simple regex will be fine. You are probably doing it in the client UI anyway not using Zod"
X Link 2025-12-11T13:06Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements

"And anyway if you really want complex validation to be part of the framework we could define a system of annotations for that. @ validate(isEmail) or whatever. This is easily solvable. (But again I'm fine leaving it to the application code TBH.)"
X Link 2025-12-11T13:35Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Somehow The Algorithm decided to show this tweet to every junior JS dev on the planet and it seems most of them assumed I'm a noob asking a naive question rather than an expert challenging assumptions lol. Got some good recon though. No offense to the Zod devs but I don't understand why Zod has to exist. Why can't we just use the schema format we already have that is TypeScript Why is there no way to construct a schema validator from a TypeScript type This seems like such an obvious thing. No offense to the Zod devs but I don't understand why Zod has to exist. Why can't we just use the schema"
X Link 2025-12-11T13:41Z 11.9K followers, 31.1K engagements

"Just to be clear (I thought it was clear already but apparently not) this is not a criticism of Zod. Zod seems to me like a great solution given the constraint of not being able to introspect TS types. But that constraint seems artificial and I wonder what we could do without it"
X Link 2025-12-11T19:08Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@MattEBoardman Here's a big one: APIs should be RPC not REST. https://blog.cloudflare.com/capnweb-javascript-rpc-library/ https://blog.cloudflare.com/capnweb-javascript-rpc-library/"
X Link 2025-12-11T21:04Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements

"Protip: To book British Airways use the American Airlines web site. Works even for intra-Europe flights apparently"
X Link 2025-12-11T22:49Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements

"@y_nk @marcaruel I really don't understand why my opinion that it would be useful if TypeScript types could be checked at runtime makes people so angry. "Shitty opinion" Really"
X Link 2025-12-12T02:31Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements

""Warriors" by Imagine Dragons was ruined for me when I learned it was for League of Legends. I imagined it was about unreasonable people working their asses off to implement their visions to change the world and then it turned out to be about people playing a fucking moba"
X Link 2025-12-12T02:54Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements

"When I first saw this music videos I was just heartbroken. It's some dude in his attic on a computer playing video games Really Loved the song before haven't been able to listen to it since. https://www.youtube.com/watchv=fmI_Ndrxy14 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=fmI_Ndrxy14"
X Link 2025-12-12T02:54Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements

"I mean I obviously love video games (have you seen my house but come on let's be real it's entertainment. http://lanparty.house http://lanparty.house"
X Link 2025-12-12T02:54Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"It's true I had the idea and the first thing I did was write the blog post assuming it worked. That got people interested and luckily @threepointone then proved it did work. And that's how you make things happen at Cloudflare. πŸ˜… Nobody tried to come up with a better name. It's great to see everyone adopting Code Mode Like most good things @Cloudflare it started with a blog post by @KentonVarda. He wrote it before the code and we never got around to figuring out a better name. https://t.co/jNi2OOiLPF It's great to see everyone adopting Code Mode Like most good things @Cloudflare it started"
X Link 2025-12-18T23:57Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@GrantSlatton I was really impressed by Stripe's interview process when they were considering acquiring Sandstorm. But then they decided to pass on the founders (including me) while hiring two of our employees directly. 🀷"
X Link 2025-12-24T21:22Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements

"OMG @Netflix removed Chromecast support for any device that supports navigating directly on the TV with a remote I suppose because they get more "engagement" with the on-screen recommendation engine But I want to control things from my phone. :( https://www.androidauthority.com/netflix-casting-chromecast-google-tv-streamer-3620784/ https://www.androidauthority.com/netflix-casting-chromecast-google-tv-streamer-3620784/"
X Link 2026-01-06T19:08Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Yeah a "remote app" is not what I want. I want the UI to be entirely on my phone. I want the TV to be blank when not playing a video. I do not want my TV to be logged in as anyone. I want guests to be able to cast their content from their phones that are logged in to their own accounts without touching my account. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2008628830882369537 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2008628830882369537"
X Link 2026-01-06T19:56Z 12K followers, [--] engagements

"@grok @HARMONYSPACE_EM @persewin @JeffDean @elonmusk @grok You sure that's the same person The guy in the video does not look anywhere near [--] years old"
X Link 2026-01-11T06:23Z 12K followers, [--] engagements

"@grok @ryanstellar @JeffDean This video (of the arrest) was taken by my friend's sister on January 9th not in December. @grok as an LLM do you even have the capability to view video Is it possible you are confusing this with a different incident and a different person named Juan Carlos"
X Link 2026-01-11T06:41Z 12K followers, [--] engagements

"On one hand I don't want my LLMs to sycophantically agree with me too easily. On the other hand I regularly end up in arguments with Gemini where it is plainly wrong but it doesn't listen to my argument and just keeps repeating itself. like arguing with people on social media"
X Link 2026-01-11T19:10Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@QuentinCody Minneapolis has [---] police officers (already not enough for everyday work they need more like 900). There are [----] (soon to be 3000) ICE agents in town"
X Link 2026-01-14T12:42Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@ZypZapCommunity @NodeCongress @CloudflareDev @nodejs Sorry to say this is incorrect I don't sail. I'm also not a Node TSC member. Seems like my bio got mixed up with someone else here"
X Link 2026-01-15T13:57Z 12.2K followers, [--] engagements

"@burcs But isn't that what is for To hold all the things that you'd have to re-tell to the agent every session http://AGENTS.md http://AGENTS.md"
X Link 2026-01-20T16:22Z 12.2K followers, [--] engagements

"@c_pick This error is not really an error it's more of a warning. This shouldn't be causing any real problem except that resources are being held open longer than needed. If you're seeing your workers outright failing it's not because of this -- in fact this may just be a side effect"
X Link 2026-01-23T16:44Z 12.2K followers, [--] engagements

"@qiqing The server is of course a Durable Object. The application code is loaded using a Dynamic Worker Loader. On the client side it's an iframe sandbox that can postMessage() to its parent which provides it a Cap'n Web connection to its server. https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/ https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:41Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@qiqing Cool thing about dynamic worker loading: The app starts up basically instantly. Every time the agent makes a change the whole app restarts in a whole fresh sandbox basically instantly in front of your eyes"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:27Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Reminder that Judge William Haskell Alsup who first heard Oracle v. Google actually LEARNED JAVA in order to make an informed ruling while these higher-court jokers are relying on analogies to Harry Potter and grocery stores. https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/19/16503076/oracle-vs-google-judge-william-alsup-interview-waymo-uber https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/19/16503076/oracle-vs-google-judge-william-alsup-interview-waymo-uber"
X Link 2020-10-07T15:14Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Europe: We are banning egress fees. Google:"
X Link 2023-11-15T21:14Z 12.4K followers, 1.2M engagements

"Oh come on how hard could it be to keep these links working forever It could be like a 5-line Worker backed by KV and you'd never have to touch it once deployed. https://www.theverge.com/news/713125/google-url-shortener-links-shutdown-deadline https://www.theverge.com/news/713125/google-url-shortener-links-shutdown-deadline"
X Link 2025-07-24T16:55Z 12.4K followers, 122.3K engagements

"Fun bonus: we also figured out why trigonometry functions are so much slower on Node/Vercel than Workers and we're fixing that too. https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/60153 https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/60153"
X Link 2025-10-14T21:12Z 12.4K followers, 57.5K engagements

"I hope we can all agree that anyone who would brazenly and unambiguously lie about the circumstances of the killing of an American citizen cannot hold a position in the administration. Congress should not fund DHS until Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller are removed"
X Link 2026-01-27T15:02Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Weird to think that the entirety of The Hobbit fits easily in the context window of modern LLMs. It can literally read the entire book in an instant then answer questions about it. Our meaty need input text via vision is such a disadvantage"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:35Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Yeah it'll be fun when we can rapidly consume massive amounts of data through brain implants. But state of the art there is still soooooooo far away I wonder if we'll even get there. Honestly it seems more likely that we'll get to the point of scanning and downloading our entire brains into a computer that can then simulate every neuron before we get to the point of actually being able to attach meaningfully to a real meat brain. The "scanning" will probably require destroying the original (kinda gotta cut it up to get access to everything). So we're all going to have a fun time deciding"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:54Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"@MrAhmadAwais Stop making agents use bash. Make them write TypeScript instead. So much easier to control"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:56Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@Tomas_Zubiri I'd say it's like reading a book but the memory only lasts until the end of the context window"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:44Z 12.4K followers, [--] engagements

"@christianklotz @MrAhmadAwais Nah not Workers for Platforms. Dynamic Worker Loader: https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/ https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/"
X Link 2026-02-06T01:23Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"I'm having a lot of success with an agent harness that writes TS/JS code targeting Workers (using Dynamic Worker Loader0). I tell the agent TypeScript interfaces for its tools and it just writes code against them. I know a lot of people talk about how agents are great at navigating filesystems but I'm not convinced the filesystem abstraction is really necessary. I think for many use cases you can give the agent more direct access to hierarchical information without pretending it is organized into "files". [--] https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/"
X Link 2026-02-06T01:54Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"For me it seems more natural to model a sandboxed environment with capability-based security in JS. You tell the agent it can't access the network but it has been granted access to certain resources represented by some JS objects which implement certain TS interfaces. I guess you could imagine a bash environment which is sandboxed but where there are some certain privileged commands that provide access to certain resources or something. But how do you communicate the APIs to the agent TypeScript provides a nice concise way to express interfaces. CLI interfaces are normally documented by man"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:16Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@getpochi This is a self-serving answer but I do firmly believe that Dynamic Worker Loader is going to be huge as it is by far the fastest and cheapest way I've seen to create secure sandboxes for agent code. https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/ https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/runtime-apis/bindings/worker-loader/"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:32Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@seun_of_dorne I'm not even sure there will be consolidation. It's so easy to build software now that we may see a future where everyone just has their own custom thing that works for them. Ideas get shared and incorporated into everyone's harnesses but there's no one harness everyone uses"
X Link 2026-02-06T03:29Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@threepointone what did I do"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:51Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@coutoluizf @getpochi Facets will allow you to dynamically load DO classes. https://github.com/cloudflare/workerd/pull/4123 https://github.com/cloudflare/workerd/pull/4123"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:25Z 12.4K followers, [--] engagements

"Every test framework I've ever used that chooses to captures logs (stderr console.log etc.) has managed to make my life harder by doing so. Please if you're making a testing framework do not capture logs"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:36Z 12.4K followers, 15.8K engagements

"Struggled today because vitest was capturing logs and shipping them off later in an async background task -- but I had an infinite loop bug in my code so the async task never got a chance to run and the logs were just all lost instead"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:47Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Of course most such frameworks offer a way to disable log capture but by the time I've figured out that it was the test framework's fault that my logs aren't being displayed I've usually already wasted a lot of time"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:49Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Tried qwen3-coder-next. It's able to run locally at usable speeds (33tok/s) on my @FrameworkPuter desktop. Cool It's the best coding model I've been able to run locally. Sad to say though it is not vibe-code capable -- it produces too many bugs even for simple stuff"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:02Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Among open models Kimi K2.5 is the only one I really feel like is vibe-code capable. But it's way too big to run locally (1T weights). I am once again calling for someone to make a consumer-grade GPU with 1TB of VRAM"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:02Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@lucatac0 @FrameworkPuter ollama (which uses llama.cpp under the hood I think)"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:14Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Every other day or so I move my vscode window and find like [--] chrome windows hiding under it like roaches"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:25Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@_michael_ashley I'm embarrassed it hasn't happened already but we needed to mitigate some abuse vectors. It's close. FWIW it works in local testing on workerd so you can start developing now and we are pretty liberal about accepting people into the closed beta"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:33Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"@qiqing The game is about [----] lines of JavaScript code (1300 client [---] server) with no dependencies at all. Claude is cool with coding Vanilla JS. Both sides run in a full sandbox -- the code cannot talk to the internet except to talk between its own client and server"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:38Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@advait3000 @qiqing provides a TS+npm toolchain that runs entirely in Workers (no containers). I haven't gotten around to integrating it into my environment yet mostly because Claude is so good at writing vanilla JS that it hasn't been an issue but planning on it. https://github.com/danlapid/workers-builder https://github.com/danlapid/workers-builder"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:50Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"@HeyDevUS @qiqing Yep. The agent's system prompt tells it to use DO storage for all state and to arrange real-time multiplayer UI updates through the DO and the frontier models all have no problem following these instructions so the user doesn't have to think about it"
X Link 2026-02-15T00:16Z 12.4K followers, [--] engagements

"@ehudsn @qiqing This was Opus [---] but it also works well with Codex Gemini and Kimi K2.5"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:46Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"There's so much low-hanging fruit in AI harnesses right now. Seems like everyone I know is making their own harness and trying different ideas and everything is working"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:52Z 12.4K followers, 72.5K engagements

"My spouse @qiqing just vibe coded a chess game in like [--] minutes complete with analysis mode point tracking real-time multiplayer hints and AI players. She did it in a vibe coding environment that I built from scratch 100% on Cloudflare Workers: isolates only no containers"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:27Z 12.4K followers, 17.8K engagements

"I wrote my own agent harness for this which was surprisingly easy. There's a system prompt which explains the environment but it's pretty short. Modern models don't need a lot of prompt engineering it seems. Though I think part of the trick is that I made the environment so simple that they have very little to think about. It's just like. write a singleton DO server write client code that can RPC to the server through this provided stub. Will likely open source at some point. Not ready quite yet"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:55Z 12.4K followers, [--] engagements

"The sandbox is all set up by the environment so the agent can't break out of it. Basically the agent is instructed to write client.js and server.js and each is then loaded into their respective sandbox. Technically the iframe sandbox is not perfect since content-security-policy can't actually block everything today. I think WebRTC can break out. But it's good enough for keeping an agent from accidentally doing something insecure. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022810407711227985 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2022810407711227985"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:09Z 12.4K followers, [--] engagements

"@ejae_dev @qiqing Yes it's using Durable Objects. The vibe-coded app itself implements a singleton Durable Object and the vibe coding platform around it also stores all its state (including code agent chats etc.) in DOs as well"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:25Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"All of the AI reply bots replying to this agree that it is "wild" that it uses isolates only no containers. My spouse @qiqing just vibe coded a chess game in like [--] minutes complete with analysis mode point tracking real-time multiplayer hints and AI players. She did it in a vibe coding environment that I built from scratch 100% on Cloudflare Workers: isolates only no containers https://t.co/rM5z7mmLVL My spouse @qiqing just vibe coded a chess game in like [--] minutes complete with analysis mode point tracking real-time multiplayer hints and AI players. She did it in a vibe coding environment"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:49Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"I submitted a bug report for a minor UI annoyance in @opencode on Saturday night thinking "no one will care". @nexxeln had a PR up in [--] hours @adamdotdev merged shortly thereafter and it landed in a release Sunday around noon. What. 🀯 https://github.com/anomalyco/opencode/issues/13679 https://github.com/anomalyco/opencode/issues/13679"
X Link 2026-02-16T15:44Z 12.4K followers, [----] engagements

"🚨ICYMI: Chrome patched a zero-day today (CVE-2020-15999) that's being actively exploited in the wild. Update now.🚨 Note Firefox uses the same vulnerable library (freetype). I can't find any info on whether Firefox is vulnerable or if they've pushed any kind of fix"
X Link 2020-10-21T20:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Back in the mid-2000's I was working on a core internal protocol used in Google search back-end for transmitting search results and we had a place in the protocol where any team could add their own extra data about a result. I named this place "stuff""
X Link 2021-08-12T00:58Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"I suppose most systems use a word like "context" "environment" "data" "info" "headers" "metadata". but those words really aren't any more descriptive now are they They are just stuff"
X Link 2021-08-12T00:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"In fact "stuff" was a better name. If I said "put it in the context" there were like [--] things in the codebase called "context" but "put it in stuff" well there's only one thing called "stuff". Because no one else was brave/silly enough to use that name"
X Link 2021-08-12T00:58Z 12.4K followers, [---] engagements

"@amohr The Flat Winter has been unusually long but I'm seeing signs of drop shadows spring should be here soon"
X Link 2023-05-25T23:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Tons of Workers-related announcements today"
X Link 2023-09-28T13:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Anyone else notice Trump's legal team was rocking an ASUS ROG gaming laptop in court (A totally impractical laptop unless you play hardcore graphics-intensive games)"
X Link 2023-11-07T04:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@pwais TBH all the billionaires I know are quite smart. Especially Matthew"
X Link 2024-01-14T01:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@wesbos There are a few reasons for this. The short summary is it's my fault I'm a big believer in dependency injection and wanted to design the API in a DI-friendly way"
X Link 2024-01-25T14:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@wesbos A big reason for me is composability. Say you've written two workers with conflicting env var names and now you want to merge them into one worker with some top-level router that forwards to one or the other. DI means you can do this without changing code"
X Link 2024-01-25T14:04Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@chatsidhartha @thdxr @chantastic The general problem we have with Wasm is code footprint. Every app wants to bundle their own language runtime (standard libs garbage collector etc.). Whereas JavaScript programs use the shared runtime and APIs provided by the platform"
X Link 2024-02-29T01:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Workers' env contains live objects not just strings. People kept asking why so I wrote a blog post This design isn't just some weird artistic choice it actually has profound benefits in terms of developer experience and -- surprise -- security. https://blog.cloudflare.com/workers-environment-live-object-bindings https://blog.cloudflare.com/workers-environment-live-object-bindings"
X Link 2024-04-01T13:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@felixhuttmann Ideally you get a type checking error from TypeScript. That prompts you to configure the binding. Then the system doesn't let you deploy until you've filled in the binding which requires passing the access check"
X Link 2024-04-01T15:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@felixhuttmann As long as nothing tries to automatically add credentials to fetch() requests based on hostname or something then sure it probably doesn't enable HTTP SSRF. But ambient credentials can still lead to other "confused deputy" attacks"
X Link 2024-04-01T16:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@felixhuttmann Imagine a cloud service which is designed to pull data from a user's S3 bucket using the AWS SDK. Now imagine it has its own private bucket as well where it stores internal logs. Now an attacker specifies the private logs bucket name as "their" bucket"
X Link 2024-04-01T16:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Folks I did it again. I made another RPC system. I know it's a problem. But bear with me I think this is the best possible JavaScript RPC. It has all the power of Cap'n Proto with no need to write schemas. There is almost no boilerplate at all. https://blog.cloudflare.com/javascript-native-rpc https://blog.cloudflare.com/javascript-native-rpc"
X Link 2024-04-05T13:10Z 12.4K followers, 98.4K engagements

"TIL Swedish time format is exactly the ideal time format that is "YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS". In JavaScript you can do date.toLocaleString("sv") to format this way. I wonder if it's safe to assume this will never change"
X Link 2024-05-27T21:20Z 12.4K followers, 247.5K engagements

"Of course toISOString() is more stable but it's strictly UTC. toLocaleString() lets you specify a time zone as an option"
X Link 2024-05-27T21:21Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements

"@adam_chal @jessfraz Do you mean Los Angeles or Louisiana"
X Link 2024-06-19T00:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"So Kamala Harris / Pete Buttigieg [----] Also known as the Harri/Butti ticket. Just getting out ahead of that one since you know Trump is gonna use it"
X Link 2024-07-03T13:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"TFW you spend a week and a half waiting for the appliance repair guy just to find out that the circuit breaker labeled "dryer" is not the dryer breaker the dryer breaker is inexplicably in a weird box outside where it is labeled only "Dr" and yeah it was tripped all along"
X Link 2024-08-01T18:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Tonight was basically: Normal sane somewhat boring politician debates the crazy guy standing and yelling from the corner of the highway exit ramp at Cesar Chavez Boulevard. Accurate. https://t.co/D0Zzd3SmkP Accurate. https://t.co/D0Zzd3SmkP"
X Link 2024-09-11T04:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@ignatkn Honestly just that frame made my day. Could hear it all in my head before I even pressed play"
X Link 2024-09-13T23:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Party at the Cloudflare Austin office tomorrow night. I'll be there come say "hi". BTW my Birthday Week blog post drops tomorrow morning https://austinbirthdayweek.splashthat.com/ https://austinbirthdayweek.splashthat.com/"
X Link 2024-09-25T17:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I have a hot take: Synchronous storage I/O is good actually. Especially when it's SQLite running in Durable Objects. Which we launched today. Here's my blog post explaining how this can be really really fast -- and also easier to reason about. https://blog.cloudflare.com/sqlite-in-durable-objects/ https://blog.cloudflare.com/sqlite-in-durable-objects/"
X Link 2024-09-26T13:14Z 12.4K followers, 88.1K engagements

"This is really how SQLite is meant to be used but at the same time we provide something SQLite doesn't usually give you: write confirmations durable even if the machine blows up. Like you'd expect from "normal" cloud databases"
X Link 2024-09-26T13:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"There's a few tricks we need to do to make this fast while still having a synchronous API. We can't have a synchronous call blocking on fsync or network I/O obviously But Durable Objects have a trick for this: let the app keep running but block its output until confirmation"
X Link 2024-09-26T13:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Dan_The_Goodman When is N+1 queries a problem with SQLite Currently 1GB per object limit will be 10GB when out of beta. But you can have millions maybe billions of objects"
X Link 2024-09-26T13:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@karljensen Oh you mean with workers-rs Sorry it has not been updated yet. right now the new interfaces are only in JavaScript/TypeScript"
X Link 2024-09-26T17:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@rflaherty71 @penberg @samwillis Accessing main memory has latency should we be using non-blocking memory reads to handle L3 (or even L1/L2) cache misses"
X Link 2024-09-26T21:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@penberg @rflaherty71 @samwillis I spent a lot of time in the early '00s obsessing over making everything async. Eventually decided it's better to treat disk as another layer of the memory hierarchy. L1L2L3DRAMSSD. But obviously people can disagree and it depends on the use case"
X Link 2024-09-26T21:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@raymondcamden @Cloudflare @goldglovecb @CloudflareDev Hi We dug in. It appears the web site you're trying to reach refuses traffic from outside the US and your cron trigger was running in ZRH (Switzerland)"
X Link 2024-09-27T23:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Dan_The_Goodman We don't permit you to start or commit transactions with exec() we have an explicit JavaScript API for transactions which calls a callback so that if you throw an exception the transaction is rolled back"
X Link 2024-10-15T18:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Microsoft: If you're still on Windows [--] we swear to God we are done with you. You gotta update to [--]. This is it. We're gonna cut off patches. End of story. Also Microsoft: You didn't ask but we added Copilot to Windows [--] and pinned it to your taskbar"
X Link 2024-10-18T22:37Z 10.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@d0m96 Personally I'll probably watch NBC/MSNBC. Yeah they are not "unbiased" coverage but on election night I'd rather be watching people who feel the same way I do. And they are more entertaining than the more sober networks. important if it's going to take all night"
X Link 2024-11-04T15:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"The Economist's 538's and Nate Silver's last model runs. All 50/50"
X Link 2024-11-05T05:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"(Remember that Trump wins ties due to the ridiculous tiebreaker rules.)"
X Link 2024-11-05T05:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"This is my house. It's optimized for LAN parties. What do you think https://lanparty.house https://lanparty.house"
X Link 2024-11-16T15:54Z 12.4K followers, 166.6K engagements

"@firstadopter Deep Rock Galactic But we play lots of things usually something new at each party. Generally prefer cooperative games to accommodate a variety of skill levels. Ark Factorio Killing Floor [--] Duck Game (not coop but very silly) Left [--] Dead 2"
X Link 2024-11-16T16:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"My mom dug some stuff out of storage"
X Link 2024-11-27T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Note: Um. The good games here I had since childhood. The bad ones were picked up en masse at some garage sale many years later and I have nothing to do with them"
X Link 2024-11-27T01:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@JordiMonPMM Honestly I'm torn between "that sounds like a good idea and maybe even fun" and "AAAHHHHHH I have so much stuff to do I can't accept more things and also I know it'll give me anxiety for days/weeks leading up to the interview.""
X Link 2024-11-27T14:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@jarredsumner Yes but typically proc is not mounted in our sandbox"
X Link 2024-12-13T13:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Apparently to set up the My Chevrolet phone app you must push a button in your car to call @OnStar and wait on hold for a human then give them your payment info over the phone like it's [----]. Which is incidentally the year OnStar was created"
X Link 2024-12-22T19:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"It gets worse. The human then has to transfer you to a different human to set up the phone app. And in my case they couldn't make it work. And they said this happens all the time and they'd have to escalate to the "tier [--] back-end team" who only works weekdays"
X Link 2024-12-22T19:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Do any car brands have really good UX modern features a useful phone app that just works and aren't run by Elon Musk"
X Link 2024-12-22T19:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@GrantSlatton Once when I was at Google Jeff Dean went on vacation for two weeks long enough for his Kerberos credentials to expire and that's when we realized that many production services depended on a cron job running on his desktop. (Specifically the "global Protobuf DB".)"
X Link 2024-12-25T05:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"DRAM failure light on your motherboard It might mean: - You need to update your bios. - Your CPU is fried. It does NOT mean: - Anything is wrong with your DRAM. True across all chipsets Intel and AMD AFAICT (4 data points so far)"
X Link 2025-01-04T20:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@yasirj87 I've done that so many times only to discover there was nothing wrong with the DRAM"
X Link 2025-01-05T00:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"There should be a way to short-sell overhyped technologies in general. I could have made so much money short-selling VR/AR a few years back and then lost it all short-selling blockchain"
X Link 2025-01-06T05:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Does anyone remember the Apple Vision Pro No Me neither"
X Link 2025-01-06T05:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Me: Ah yes I need this function to work on all platforms so I will write versions for POSIX (tested locally on Linux) and Win32 (test in CI hope it works.). Windows CI passes on first try Mac CI fails because Mac doesn't implement the POSIX API correctly"
X Link 2025-02-17T05:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I'm getting ideas. I need to write this up"
X Link 2025-03-23T19:18Z 12.4K followers, 13.1K engagements

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