@GraniteDhuine Avatar @GraniteDhuine Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 posts on X about twitter, can you, if you, secret the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence technology brands 7.84% social networks 6.86% stocks 0.98% celebrities 0.98%

Social topic influence twitter 5.88%, can you 2.94%, if you 2.94%, secret 1.96%, fun 1.96%, monday 1.96%, stupid 1.96%, in the 1.96%, entire 1.96%, silly 1.96%

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Top assets mentioned Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"The secret to losing followers on Twitter is just to be yourself"
X Link 2026-01-28T06:47Z 23.7K followers, 111.9K engagements

"Maybe a holiday in Scotland would fix you"
X Link 2026-02-11T07:43Z 23.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I miss the pre-AI internet"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:53Z 23.7K followers, 263K engagements

"As a person who has made bad decisions I can highly recommend making no decisions ever as a great alternative to avoid the aforementioned bad decisions. It never fails"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:57Z 23.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I've changed my work email signoff from "best regards" to "for fuck sake""
X Link 2026-02-06T09:47Z 23.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I don't understand tweets can someone explain them to me"
X Link 2026-02-11T06:43Z 23.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@AwkwardAndOdd MONSTER"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:55Z 23.7K followers, [--] engagements

"One day it won't be January but not today"
X Link 2024-01-30T06:50Z 23.7K followers, 74.7K engagements

"Originally it was thought that it was our ability to love that made us human. However it is now believed that it is our ability to pick out photos with traffic lights in them"
X Link 2024-03-01T11:40Z 23.7K followers, 152.7K engagements

"My toxic trait is that my sarcasm and my sincerity are sometimes indistinguishable"
X Link 2024-03-07T09:17Z 23.7K followers, 118.5K engagements

"Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of my Celtic cousins ☘"
X Link 2024-03-17T07:21Z 23.7K followers, 52.1K engagements

"I'd make you a grilled cheese sandwich at 3am. *me flirting"
X Link 2024-03-27T10:52Z 23.7K followers, 64K engagements

"There are only two things I hate about public transport: [--]. The public [--]. The transport"
X Link 2024-04-02T07:15Z 23.7K followers, 47.4K engagements

"My toxic trait is reading and loving a book but not being able to remember a thing about it"
X Link 2024-04-08T08:33Z 23.7K followers, 57.9K engagements

"Once I work out how to convert the thoughts in my head into actual coherent sentences it is over for you bitches"
X Link 2024-04-16T06:22Z 23.7K followers, 61.4K engagements

"For fuck sake here we go again. I mean good morning"
X Link 2024-04-18T05:48Z 23.7K followers, 262.1K engagements

"Everyone is gangster until they're asked to reveal a "fun fact" about themself as part of a work event icebreaker"
X Link 2024-04-19T10:59Z 23.7K followers, 136.1K engagements

"Monday so far. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆"
X Link 2024-04-22T08:31Z 23.7K followers, 60.2K engagements

"The best part of being an adult is being able to decide when your bedtime is and the worst part is everything else"
X Link 2024-04-22T11:05Z 23.7K followers, 75.3K engagements

"Get in loser I have no fucking idea where we are going"
X Link 2024-04-24T07:12Z 23.7K followers, 99.6K engagements

"Her: Are you stupid or something Me: Can you expand on the "or something" option"
X Link 2024-04-24T10:39Z 23.7K followers, 57.2K engagements

"Netflix should have a category of films that you don't mind falling asleep in front of"
X Link 2024-04-24T12:34Z 23.7K followers, 54.3K engagements

"You're not going to believe this but I was doing really well and then your email found me"
X Link 2024-04-25T07:08Z 23.7K followers, 1.1M engagements

"I love having a nap on the couch in the evening before moving to bed to sleep. It's like a sleep appetiser a nappetiser"
X Link 2024-04-25T11:12Z 23.7K followers, 313.8K engagements

"There should be a socially acceptable way to say "I'm not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different""
X Link 2024-04-30T10:44Z 23.7K followers, 88.8K engagements

"The real you is the person you become when you're tracking a package"
X Link 2024-05-03T10:54Z 23.7K followers, 158.8K engagements

"Interviewer: So tell me more about yourself. Me: can't remember a single thing I've done in my entire life ever"
X Link 2024-06-20T08:10Z 23.7K followers, 42.2K engagements

"I dont ignore you as much as I ignore other people. *me flirting"
X Link 2024-06-26T06:16Z 23.7K followers, 71.7K engagements

"Stop normalising things we'll run out of the weird shit"
X Link 2024-07-08T09:45Z 23.7K followers, 50K engagements

"Me jumps from one existential crisis to another: Parkour"
X Link 2024-07-18T08:46Z 23.7K followers, 71.7K engagements

"I can't believe we used to pay for ringtones. If my phone rang now I'd take a hammer to it"
X Link 2024-07-23T06:54Z 23.7K followers, 1.9M engagements

"Just being silly together is a love language"
X Link 2024-08-05T07:07Z 23.7K followers, 49.6K engagements

"Might fuck around and reply "slay" to every work email today"
X Link 2024-09-03T07:46Z 23.7K followers, 42.9K engagements

"My ducks may not be in a row but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that"
X Link 2024-09-09T16:56Z 23.7K followers, 3M engagements

"Only amateurs hate Monday true professionals hate the entire working week"
X Link 2024-10-14T06:24Z 23.7K followers, 196.6K engagements

"The new Twitter block function"
X Link 2024-10-17T05:59Z 23.7K followers, 2.7M engagements

"Starting all my work emails today with "to whom it's about to concern""
X Link 2024-10-23T11:57Z 23.7K followers, 82.2K engagements

"So apparently swearing in the workplace is frowned upon according to some cunt in HR"
X Link 2025-01-03T08:44Z 23.7K followers, 77K engagements

"Some of you have never been snug as a bug in a rug and it shows"
X Link 2025-01-09T07:36Z 23.7K followers, 44.7K engagements

"Come to Scotland for the scenery"
X Link 2025-01-20T10:02Z 23.7K followers, 663.5K engagements

"What a great time to be alive if you're a fucking idiot"
X Link 2025-01-27T07:34Z 23.7K followers, 46.9K engagements

"Inventor of sparkling water: Hear me out; water but it hurts"
X Link 2025-01-27T11:15Z 23.7K followers, 42.7K engagements

"My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my need to be detached from reality"
X Link 2025-02-20T09:53Z 23.7K followers, 133.2K engagements

"People just don't build cities on rock and roll anymore"
X Link 2025-02-24T09:13Z 23.7K followers, 36.1K engagements

"Apparently I lack empathy according to some stupid cunt in HR"
X Link 2025-02-24T11:53Z 23.7K followers, 101.3K engagements

"Some of you fuckers don't have a shred of whimsy in you"
X Link 2025-03-11T14:50Z 23.7K followers, 82.2K engagements

"I accidentally gave a fuck at work yesterday and I'll never get that fuck back"
X Link 2025-03-04T10:09Z 23.7K followers, 51.3K engagements

""Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer" Ricky Gervais"
X Link 2020-04-29T18:11Z 23.7K followers, [----] engagements

"If you tell Dad jokes and you're not actually a Dad you are a faux pa"
X Link 2021-06-01T15:02Z 23.7K followers, [----] engagements

"In Scotland we stop doing the accent when you guys aren't around"
X Link 2022-05-23T11:15Z 23.7K followers, 159.5K engagements

"I don't like who I become when I'm watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself"
X Link 2024-01-09T10:18Z 23.7K followers, 237.2K engagements

"Stay humble you are someone's weird coworker"
X Link 2024-01-22T07:48Z 23.7K followers, 70.8K engagements

"People just don't say boom shakalaka like they used to"
X Link 2024-02-05T16:41Z 23.7K followers, 83.2K engagements

"I hate e-tickets for gigs. I miss the physical tickets that you could keep as a wee souvenir"
X Link 2024-02-20T11:43Z 23.7K followers, 92K engagements

"Spiritually your email will never find me"
X Link 2024-04-05T07:18Z 23.7K followers, 47.2K engagements

"I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying "Ignore what everyone else thinks. I personally have no issue with you being here""
X Link 2024-04-05T07:55Z 23.7K followers, 47.6K engagements

"I was talking to someone and combined "all good" and "no worries" by saying "all worries". Which was a lot more accurate"
X Link 2024-04-09T08:33Z 23.7K followers, 96.5K engagements

"I've stopped Googling things the less I know the better"
X Link 2024-04-09T10:59Z 23.7K followers, 87.7K engagements

"People with bad eyesight love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture"
X Link 2024-04-11T13:55Z 23.7K followers, 1.6M engagements

"Her: You have no sense of direction. Me: Where did that come from"
X Link 2024-04-12T13:20Z 23.7K followers, 52.3K engagements

"I don't want to boast but an email found me well today"
X Link 2024-04-15T11:00Z 23.7K followers, 85.7K engagements

"The secret to a happy life is being too stupid to realise how fucked up everything is"
X Link 2024-04-17T09:25Z 23.7K followers, 114K engagements

"Just got diagnosed as your soulmate. Yeah sorry about that"
X Link 2024-04-18T06:22Z 23.7K followers, 238.2K engagements

"Might fuck around and reply "that sounds like a you problem" to every work email today"
X Link 2024-04-19T07:51Z 23.7K followers, 350.8K engagements

"I hate it when I'm at work and someone asks "are you at free at the moment". Please expand further so I can know if I'm free or not"
X Link 2024-04-22T09:10Z 23.7K followers, 206.5K engagements

"Welcome to Twitter someone who wasn't listened to as a child will be along shortly to overshare"
X Link 2024-04-23T06:45Z 23.7K followers, 137.1K engagements

"If you read my tweets and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how I feel"
X Link 2024-04-25T09:40Z 23.7K followers, 134.5K engagements

"So you don't like my jokes about ghosts having sex with owls Well boo-fucking-hoo"
X Link 2024-05-22T06:54Z 23.7K followers, 2.5M engagements

"Might fuck around and start all my work emails with "to whom it WILL concern""
X Link 2024-06-05T07:35Z 23.7K followers, 94.7K engagements

"Good morning we're all adults here it's important to remember that you can literally buy a cake whenever you want and no one can stop you"
X Link 2024-06-06T06:22Z 23.7K followers, 87.4K engagements

"On a Zoom call at work today a coworker said she was going on mute because she had found an emergency stash of biscuits and was trying to eat them all before her kids came home. We all applauded"
X Link 2024-06-06T21:37Z 23.7K followers, 118.5K engagements

"I never imagined that being an adult would mean having a kitchen shelf full of mugs that I never use but can't throw out because I'm emotionally attached to them"
X Link 2024-06-11T06:35Z 23.7K followers, 166.1K engagements

"No one tells you when you get a job how many fucking abbreviations youll be forced to learn"
X Link 2024-06-28T08:08Z 23.7K followers, 463.3K engagements

"Can you explain this gap in your tweeting history"
X Link 2024-07-11T06:32Z 23.7K followers, 150.7K engagements

"A team of scientists have been working around the clock to determine What The Actual Fuck. So far the results are inconclusive"
X Link 2024-07-16T06:36Z 23.7K followers, 51.7K engagements

"Might fuck around and reply to all work emails with "make me""
X Link 2024-07-18T10:51Z 23.7K followers, 179.1K engagements

"Might start booing people during work Zoom meetings that I'm not interested in"
X Link 2024-08-02T09:28Z 23.7K followers, 43.2K engagements

"I think you should be able to call in sick for work when you feel a sense of wistful melancholy"
X Link 2024-08-05T13:49Z 23.7K followers, 105.1K engagements

"You don't get to [--] likes on a tweet without making a few enemies"
X Link 2024-08-08T08:00Z 23.7K followers, 72.1K engagements

"Resteraunts call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they dont have to spell restarunt"
X Link 2024-08-26T14:17Z 23.7K followers, 87.4K engagements

"Weekends should be [--] days. The work week should be [--] day and part time"
X Link 2024-08-27T07:34Z 23.7K followers, 29.1K engagements

"I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened"
X Link 2024-08-28T06:23Z 23.7K followers, 2.8M engagements

"No one judges you harder than a dental receptionist when you don't know if you'll be free at 2pm on a random Tuesday in six months time"
X Link 2024-09-10T08:21Z 23.7K followers, 72.1K engagements

"Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on twitter before Elon bought and ruined it"
X Link 2024-10-09T13:41Z 23.7K followers, 234.6K engagements

"The intimacy of being silly together"
X Link 2024-12-02T12:46Z 23.7K followers, 76.7K engagements

"And to think I survived a global fucking pandemic for this"
X Link 2024-12-18T14:30Z 23.7K followers, 47.9K engagements

"If you're doing Dry January please please keep it to yourself. Nobody gives a fuck and you're probably even more boring without alcohol"
X Link 2025-01-02T07:53Z 23.7K followers, 55.1K engagements

"Imagine hating me and I'm just over here being funnier than you"
X Link 2025-01-23T11:21Z 23.7K followers, 137.9K engagements

"Professionalism sucks I want to tell people to go fuck themselves in my emails"
X Link 2025-01-28T15:42Z 23.7K followers, 56.3K engagements

"So January was [--] weeks long and February has been [--] horrifying days"
X Link 2025-02-27T12:57Z 23.7K followers, 37K engagements

"Call me paranoid but I don't think all of these apps really need access to my precise location"
X Link 2025-03-24T08:56Z 23.7K followers, 43.6K engagements

"If we were both crows I'd bring you shiny things"
X Link 2025-03-27T08:14Z 23.7K followers, 57.2K engagements

"Therapist: It's all in your head. Me: Yeah unfortunately I am also in there"
X Link 2025-04-03T06:30Z 23.7K followers, 142.7K engagements

"Dutch is a brilliant language"
X Link 2025-04-17T13:31Z 23.7K followers, 73K engagements

"Microsoft365: I saved your document. Me: Oh great where M365: Fucked if I know"
X Link 2025-04-18T06:36Z 23.7K followers, 52.4K engagements

"No other social media app gives me what Twitter has given me. Its awful here I'll never leave"
X Link 2025-05-29T09:36Z 23.7K followers, 29.2K engagements

"I don't have Only fans but I am on ScornHub where for a small fee I will treat you with contempt and disdain in a Scottish accent"
X Link 2025-09-29T07:38Z 23.7K followers, 49K engagements

"Do not invite me over to your house if you only use the big light. Everyone knows that the big light is a vibe killer give me side light ambience or I'm not coming"
X Link 2026-01-23T10:31Z 23.6K followers, 83.5K engagements

"I'm pretty sure I'm dead and this is hell. *me opening twitter on a Monday morning"
X Link 2026-02-02T07:06Z 23.6K followers, [----] engagements

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