@Dadsaysjokes Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes posts on X about in the, if you, put the, how to the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence finance 2% countries 1% celebrities 1% musicians 1% automotive brands 1% technology brands 1%

Social topic influence in the 5%, if you #2874, put the 2%, how to 2%, spell 2%, red #3253, up to 2%, my neighbor 2%, ceo 1%, prime minister 1%

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA has just been elected Prime Minister of Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:56Z 657.7K followers, 2.6M engagements

"The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page. Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge"
X Link 2026-01-06T21:34Z 657.7K followers, 525.4K engagements

"This is why timing is so important"
X Link 2026-01-22T19:32Z 657.6K followers, 26.8K engagements

"And costs nothing 😂"
X Link 2026-01-26T22:35Z 657.6K followers, 34.5K engagements

"My wife accidentally locked herself out of the house and I didnt hear her knocking until I finished eating the rest of her cheesecake. So weird"
X Link 2026-01-27T21:31Z 657.6K followers, 54.6K engagements

"My car broke down somewhere between the marina and the Hallmark store. Now I'm stuck between a dock and a card place"
X Link 2026-01-29T21:37Z 657.7K followers, 27K engagements

"Everyones getting emails from Nigerian princes. I got one from an Egyptian pharaoh. Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:37Z 657.7K followers, 28.8K engagements

"13-year-old me: Don't tell me what to do Me now: Can someone please tell me step by step in full detail exactly what I'm supposed to do"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:01Z 657.7K followers, 30.6K engagements

"I'm fairly certain that the person who put the first r in February also decided how to spell Wednesday"
X Link 2026-01-31T20:08Z 657.7K followers, 31.2K engagements

"Here's how to tell if a photo is Al generated Look closely at the [--] objects circled in red"
X Link 2025-12-20T19:44Z 657.7K followers, 3M engagements

"By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life"
X Link 2026-01-18T21:42Z 657.7K followers, 1.1M engagements

"NEW study reveals that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:04Z 657.7K followers, 50.9K engagements

"I asked my wife "Will you still love me when I'm no longer attractive" She said "I do.""
X Link 2026-02-16T19:37Z 657.7K followers, 30.8K engagements

"Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics three nurses a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus"
X Link 2025-12-16T14:50Z 657.7K followers, 3.4M engagements

"If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them"
X Link 2026-01-09T16:38Z 657.7K followers, 575.5K engagements

"Cars these days have too many gadgets. I tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car"
X Link 2026-01-15T16:25Z 657.7K followers, 144.7K engagements

"If you ever get locked out of your house talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:32Z 657.7K followers, 38.8K engagements

"There are [--] types of people in this world: those who can't relax when there are dishes in the sink and those who don't even notice them. And they end up marrying each other"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:25Z 657.7K followers, 1.3M engagements

"When people say You look so familiar ask them Were we in prison together It ends the conversation every single time"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:46Z 657.7K followers, 72.8K engagements

"How do I become a billionaire by 9am Monday please it's urgent"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:49Z 657.7K followers, 33.4K engagements

"The guy who owns the local cinema has died. His funeral is on Monday at 12:10 14:20 and 18:40"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:54Z 657.7K followers, 31.7K engagements

"I sing when I'm in my car but only in reverse. I'm a backup singer"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:39Z 657.7K followers, 24.4K engagements

"There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order he said facetiously"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:18Z 657.7K followers, 49.4K engagements

"I was struggling to understand how lightning works. And then it struck me"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:32Z 657.7K followers, 26K engagements

"I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:08Z 657.7K followers, 22.8K engagements

"Here is a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Chocolates are nice. I'll get hers today because they're half the price"
X Link 2026-02-15T11:56Z 657.7K followers, 20.9K engagements

"I once swallowed a bunch of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:44Z 657.7K followers, 27.7K engagements

"Scientists have successfully captured the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:45Z 657.7K followers, 37.3K engagements

"I was in the attic and found my grandfather's old wig-making machine. It's a family hair loom"
X Link 2026-02-16T19:32Z 657.7K followers, 14.9K engagements

"I went to see my Doctor. I told her every time I bend down I see Mickey Mouse and every time I stand up I see Donald Duck. She asked me how long I've been having these Disney spells"
X Link 2026-02-01T21:02Z 657.7K followers, 36.4K engagements

"The man who invented the wind chill factor has sadly passed away He was [--] but felt like 85"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:35Z 657.7K followers, 117.3K engagements

"How do you console an English teacher There their they're"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:34Z 657.7K followers, 38K engagements

"Why did the crab cross the road It didnt. It used the sidewalk"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:28Z 657.7K followers, 24K engagements

"A frog got his DNA tested. Turns out he's part Irish part British and a tad Pole"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:53Z 657.7K followers, 38.6K engagements

"My wife just asked me when I was going to stop quoting Elton John song lyrics. I said I think its gonna be a long long time"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:26Z 657.7K followers, 25.8K engagements

"Having a weird dad builds character. At least that's what I tell my kids"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:17Z 657.7K followers, 25.4K engagements

"My dream job is to clean mirrors. I can really see myself doing that"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:12Z 657.7K followers, 19.5K engagements

"A frog got his DNA tested. Turns out he's part Irish part British and a tad Pole"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:53Z 657.7K followers, 27.9K engagements

"My son asked if training to be a locksmith would be worth it. I told him Of course thatll open a lot of doors for you"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:25Z 657.7K followers, 48.6K engagements

"Once upon a time there lived a King who was only [--] inches tall. He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler"
X Link 2026-02-16T20:43Z 657.7K followers, 17.6K engagements

"I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam. They were all trick questions"
X Link 2026-02-16T21:30Z 657.7K followers, 14.7K engagements

"A fun way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a random group of strangers. If they laugh you're young. If they panic you're old"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:21Z 657.7K followers, 40K engagements

"DO NOT FORGET This month we celebrate the three days when the man is always right. That would be the 29th 30th and 31st February"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:24Z 657.7K followers, 32.9K engagements

"I almost fell down the stairs and now my wife and l are in a heated argument as to whether her gasp was fear for my safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:52Z 657.7K followers, 27.8K engagements

"I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:34Z 657.7K followers, 23.4K engagements

"My landlord found out I have a cat and he's furious. Mostly because it's his cat"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:54Z 657.7K followers, 30.1K engagements

"My neighbor just yelled at her kids so loud that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed"
X Link 2026-02-16T21:57Z 657.7K followers, 18.1K engagements

"If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead"
X Link 2026-02-16T21:59Z 657.7K followers, 47K engagements

"I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it now I see why"
X Link 2026-01-05T21:45Z 656.2K followers, 30.9K engagements

"Im currently reading a book on DIY house construction. By Bill Jerome Holmes"
X Link 2026-01-05T23:06Z 656.2K followers, 35.8K engagements

"The biggest difference between men and women is that if a woman says Smell this it usually smells nice"
X Link 2026-01-06T15:31Z 656.2K followers, 163.9K engagements

"When your pharmacist has turned to the dark side"
X Link 2026-01-06T21:14Z 656.2K followers, 53.8K engagements

"Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics three nurses a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus"
X Link 2026-01-06T21:33Z 656.1K followers, 1.5M engagements

"MY FRIEND: What do you call those things you blow and make a wish ME: Breathalyzer"
X Link 2026-01-07T18:02Z 656.2K followers, 41.8K engagements

"What do you call a beehive without an exit Unbelievable"
X Link 2026-01-11T14:13Z 656.2K followers, 35.8K engagements

"That awkward moment when you're worried about the elderlyand then it hits you you are the elderly"
X Link 2026-01-11T18:49Z 656.2K followers, 29.6K engagements

"Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help"
X Link 2026-01-11T19:00Z 656.2K followers, 54K engagements

"I have enough money to last the rest of my lifeprovided Im no longer alive by next Thursday"
X Link 2026-01-09T23:53Z 657K followers, 30.6K engagements

"Adult life really boils down to four things: Everything is expensive I don't know what to eat I'm tired and ibuprofen"
X Link 2026-01-10T12:09Z 657K followers, 83.8K engagements

"I can't believe there's two ft of snow outside my house"
X Link 2026-01-11T17:36Z 657K followers, 47.1K engagements

"I went for a job interview at UPS. I said Sorry Im late I went to the wrong address and they made me regional manager"
X Link 2026-01-11T18:58Z 657K followers, 39.7K engagements

"I was at the airport recently and my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage. I said Lets not get carried away"
X Link 2026-01-11T18:59Z 657K followers, 53.4K engagements

"I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop. Hes not perfect but he knows the drill"
X Link 2026-01-12T22:29Z 657K followers, 56.9K engagements

"RIP to a friend of mine. His wife sent him out to get some sewing thread but he ended up in the bar all day. Gone but not for cotton"
X Link 2026-01-12T22:53Z 657K followers, 42.3K engagements

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill It wanted to get to the bottom"
X Link 2026-01-13T14:40Z 657K followers, 26.7K engagements

"I couldnt justify paying $18 for a burger so I bought $52 worth of ingredients to make it at home and now I have a sink full of dishes"
X Link 2026-01-13T21:24Z 657K followers, 57.3K engagements

"My wife just got home; she said "Ive got good news and bad news." I said "Just give me the good news." She said "The airbags work on your new car.""
X Link 2026-01-14T17:50Z 657K followers, 457.8K engagements

"Dentist: youre not brushing right Nutritionist: youre not eating right Parents: youre not living right Bartender: excellent choice"
X Link 2026-01-14T20:53Z 657K followers, 87.1K engagements

"When you fart it can be either silent or loud. And then theres the turd option"
X Link 2026-01-15T16:28Z 657.1K followers, 65.3K engagements

"I saw a piece of toast at the zoo. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity"
X Link 2026-01-16T10:07Z 657.1K followers, 46.1K engagements

"It's weird how in Star Trek they go where no one has ever gone before yet they always find someone there"
X Link 2026-01-17T09:11Z 657K followers, 67.2K engagements

"Next time you're having an argument with your wife start undressing. She will instantly have a headache and go to sleep"
X Link 2026-01-17T11:34Z 657.1K followers, 356.4K engagements

"I went to see my Doctor. I told her every time I bend down I see Mickey Mouse and every time I stand up I see Donald Duck. She asked me how long I've been having these Disney spells"
X Link 2026-01-17T12:22Z 657K followers, 48K engagements

"HELP I need to re-home a dog. Its a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If youre interested let me know and Ill jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you"
X Link 2026-01-18T15:28Z 657K followers, 39.7K engagements

"Planning to start a jewelry business. If you want to help give me a ring"
X Link 2026-01-19T18:58Z 657K followers, 35.1K engagements

"I took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won't talk to me"
X Link 2026-01-19T21:03Z 657K followers, 54.8K engagements

""The issue with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are real." - Abraham Lincoln"
X Link 2026-01-20T15:51Z 657K followers, 34.5K engagements

"It's been twenty days since I joined the gym but there has been ZERO progress. Tomorrow I'll go there personally to see what's going on"
X Link 2026-01-20T19:31Z 657K followers, 50.7K engagements

"Me: You seem happier Wife: Thanks I uploaded our whole argument into ChatGPT and it said I was right"
X Link 2026-01-21T12:47Z 657K followers, 39.9K engagements

"Sorry I just read your text from last week. Are you still at the coffee shop"
X Link 2026-01-21T12:48Z 657K followers, 33.3K engagements

"I read something this morning that said [--] is too old to still be living with your parents. It was on a note pinned to my bedroom door"
X Link 2026-01-21T22:39Z 657K followers, 30.5K engagements

"My neighbor introduced her cats to me: That's Astrophe Erpillar Aract and Alogue. Where on earth did you get such unusual names l asked. Oh those are their last names - their first names are Cat"
X Link 2026-01-21T22:41Z 657K followers, 40.9K engagements

"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do"
X Link 2026-01-21T22:59Z 657K followers, 31.1K engagements

"They say we attract what we fear. I'm so scared of $15.3m and a lifetime supply of tacos"
X Link 2026-01-22T10:49Z 657K followers, 27.4K engagements

"Where did Noah keep his bees In the Ark Hives"
X Link 2026-01-24T19:24Z 657K followers, 34.2K engagements

"My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried I think she's jokinsjgwefwfghwifjowajgha4bkgfogen"
X Link 2026-01-25T16:35Z 657K followers, 41.5K engagements

"I worked in an orange juice factory until I got canned. They put the squeeze on me said I couldn't concentrate"
X Link 2026-01-26T09:13Z 657K followers, 35.1K engagements

"When you're craving something fatty and unhealthy but the only thing in the house like that is you"
X Link 2026-01-26T16:53Z 657K followers, 29.4K engagements

"The funeral of the man who invented tupperware has been postponed while they try to find the right lid for his coffin"
X Link 2026-01-26T16:54Z 657K followers, 60.6K engagements

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