@Briankariu Avatar @Briankariu Eng. Karis | MSC | 🇰🇪

Eng. Karis | MSC | 🇰🇪 posts on X about kenya, if you, in the, money the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social category influence countries 19% finance 12% automotive brands 10% travel destinations 7% luxury brands 4% technology brands 4% currencies 3% celebrities 2% products 2% stocks 2%

Social topic influence kenya #1694, if you 8%, in the 8%, money 6%, pay 4%, business 4%, audi 4%, strong 3%, how to 3%, the new 3%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @matheric11 @mrroja1 @sirarthurn @xelives @beaumontwest @royzain @khalifkairo @sir_arthurn @methumuhia @shobanes @jamessmat @ericlatiff @kijanamisa @kimanikariuki18 @owinoceo @urunzii @itsnangacho @lynnaowiti @kalasinga @masaku

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"Tumesimamishwa expressway ndio president apite. Unalipa uhepe traffic unapata you cannot pay to run away from your problems. The road to Singapore leads to a third word country"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:24Z [----] followers, 56.8K engagements

"Alafu wasimame hapo mbele kwa stage for [--] mins wakibeba na kushukisha. After all those efforts of overtaking and undertaking 😂😂 Kenyan matatu drivers will do anything to look busy. Ako kwa jam but ana opt kupitia kwa nearby petrol station then anarudi kwa the same traffic on the exit of the petrol station. https://t.co/cOni5lSxqv Kenyan matatu drivers will do anything to look busy. Ako kwa jam but ana opt kupitia kwa nearby petrol station then anarudi kwa the same traffic on the exit of the petrol station. https://t.co/cOni5lSxqv"
X Link 2026-02-14T05:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"By this logic we should expect great things from @methumuhia Oyaa senator kuja nikuplug kinyozi akutoe [---] akuweke +3 easily Jomo Kenyatta was [--] when KCA sent him to London Jaramogi founded Luo thrift at [--]. Moi elected to LEGCO at [--]. Mboya was Atwoli at [--]. Kibaki [--] when Jaramogi head hunted him to head KANU Secretariat. William Ruto was [--] when he floored Chesire. Political giants emerge early. Jomo Kenyatta was [--] when KCA sent him to London Jaramogi founded Luo thrift at [--]. Moi elected to LEGCO at [--]. Mboya was Atwoli at [--]. Kibaki [--] when Jaramogi head hunted him to head KANU"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"KRA collects 300Billion annually from fuel taxes. That's aside from the myriad of levies that go to state agencies. When Kenyans start importing electric cars the taxman atakuwa anasweat kwa haga 😂😂 Kenya Roads Board is exploring ways to ensure electric vehicles contribute to road maintenance funding. The proposal includes a levy based on distance covered requiring motorists to install a gadget on their electric vehicles. More: https://t.co/vUqa3RoLHe https://t.co/qLXkjd3HRy Kenya Roads Board is exploring ways to ensure electric vehicles contribute to road maintenance funding. The proposal"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This hotel am staying at has very interesting puns. Definitely a break from tiles and minimalistic hotels"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I seriously need a v8 SUV in my life.making atleast 600hp. RSQ8 GLE63S X5M Nimezimark"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:48Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements

"What I have seen in Kitengela today.wantam movement is very strong. And Sifuna is very strong politically more than most people thought. Hio crowd ilikuwa kubwa sana na hawakua wanapewa za macho kama tutam movement"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I have said before Sifuna is presidential material. Very smart. Charisma ako nayo in spades. Kitu inamkosea ni budget to run a presidential campaign. So that man can literally campaign for presidency if he wants Not even Senator or Governor but presidency. Ndio maana wamepanic😂😂 https://t.co/fUkvkUqL2e So that man can literally campaign for presidency if he wants Not even Senator or Governor but presidency. Ndio maana wamepanic😂😂 https://t.co/fUkvkUqL2e"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Hehe hii ibaki tu unpopular opinion There's a big difference in how training for the two occurs Diploma is taught how to do things. Degree is taught why we do things. Diploma target is hands on people. Degree target is mid level decision making. Unique skillsets all required. Unpopular opinion: Diploma graduates are more qualified than Degree graduates Unpopular opinion: Diploma graduates are more qualified than Degree graduates"
X Link 2025-09-29T04:54Z [----] followers, 118.4K engagements

"Sometimes mnaona ni kama ni banter. Na tuko na reciepts. That's a CIF price of 1.4m JPY=1.22 millions kenya shillings. Arteon R. Engine code DJH. 4Motion It is not an impossible feat Lol. Arteon R for 2.1m Unless its duty free. Unrelated: Many people buying Arteons think they are buying Arteon Rs. Kuna tofauti ya R Line na R. Do not be deceived. Lol. Arteon R for 2.1m Unless its duty free. Unrelated: Many people buying Arteons think they are buying Arteon Rs. Kuna tofauti ya R Line na R. Do not be deceived"
X Link 2025-08-27T08:43Z [----] followers, 250.3K engagements

"@shobanes People think the transfer from SHA to NHIF was to eat thr 100billion for the new system. NHIF was started in [----]. It had thousands of acres across Kenya. Check asset register ya SHA. Suprise suprise"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:18Z [----] followers, 39.4K engagements

"If you have ever been to DXB you know how massive that airport is. Nikafanya blunder nikashuka na train terminal [--]. I ran for a full 30minutes ndio nifike terminal [--]. Na bado I missed my flight. Airport za nje ya kenya si kama stage ya matatu. Hebu mniambie mtu huachwa aje na ndege. Like ndege. Bro how Ndege si Super Metro ati unapanga saa hio. Ndege. I swear I just know there are things that can never ever happen to me. Also a plane will never leave earlier so unaachwa aje. Huwa sielewi. Hebu mniambie mtu huachwa aje na ndege. Like ndege. Bro how Ndege si Super Metro ati unapanga saa hio."
X Link 2026-01-31T06:06Z [----] followers, 46.9K engagements

"Millenials there are things to look for [--]. Ukianza kuskia a lot of thirst. [--]. Peeing a lot at night [--]. Struggling to wake up in the morning [--]. Utambii haiishi [--]. Tingling feet especially at night Please go see a doctor na upimwe sukari mapema"
X Link 2026-02-02T08:12Z [----] followers, 116.4K engagements

"I have never seen a woman with a poorly done BBL run. Then I saw her run in that movie woth Leonardo Dicaprio. "One battle after another" I think I don't want to ever watch a woman with a BBL run ever again. My goodness https://t.co/ySEnMAZYA8 My goodness https://t.co/ySEnMAZYA8"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:23Z [----] followers, 32.3K engagements

"That feeling when the suspension setup is finally dialed in and the tuner just sent a crazy good file and the way the car is driving makes you feel like Max Verstappen"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Anyone else who will be on the ballot. If we run the local dog the village Tusker or Bosco who appears at every eating function the mutina would win first round with a very large margin. The only people convinced Ruto is winning a second term are those eating his money. Ukitoa mafeelings: Who can defeat Ruto in [----] https://t.co/HD7LzxRQpX Ukitoa mafeelings: Who can defeat Ruto in [----] https://t.co/HD7LzxRQpX"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Kenya is a country of oxymorons. They build an international stadium but at 3x the cost. They build a dual carriageway but at 2x the cost and Kenyans have to pay tolls for decades. Are we soo content with nothing that when given something however little we praise them"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I would change my vote to dagoretti so I can vote for Hanifa and Sifuna and vote against KJ. But my hate for Alice Nganga is soo deep soo immense I have to ensure that I contribute to ending her political career. Huwezi kuwepo nikiwa hapa #NgamiaNaVijana Huwezi kuwepo nikiwa hapa #NgamiaNaVijana"
X Link 2026-02-08T11:32Z [----] followers, 69.8K engagements

"Common Kenyan driving habits [--]. Stopping everywhere [--]. Keeping left while going half the speed of the road [--]. Overlapping [--]. "Bumper to bumper" [--]. Repairing cars in the middle of highways [--]. Randomly changing lanes [--]. Indicators [--]. Changing lanes without consulting side mirrors"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:52Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements

"There's a link between wealth power and sexual deviancy. A lot of the rich and powerful in the world have very weird sexual proclivities. From underage girls to boys"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:53Z [----] followers, 32K engagements

"Matatu is such a lose business. Lipa karao Lipa insurance Lipa mafuta Lipa service weekly Lipia shimo Nunua miguu every [--] months Na bado crew wa matatu wanakuibia. No real way to track revenue because hujui gari imeenda squad ngapi na imebeba watu wangapi. Worst business ever 'Matatu inaleta Sh5000. hapana inaleta [----] per day.' Panelists disagree to agree on what a 14-seater matatu generates for the investor per day. #TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat @EricLatiff https://t.co/USDPEmq4E5 'Matatu inaleta Sh5000. hapana inaleta [----] per day.' Panelists disagree to agree on what a 14-seater matatu"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:00Z [----] followers, 22.8K engagements

"@kijana_misa You know those babes from kathozweini dont know how to say no. Everyone hadi soldier ataonja mali yako"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Sir_ArthurN Suggest how to curb traffic corruption"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Sir_ArthurN Traffic policing is already a lucrative business minting millionaires monthly. There are unofficial toll stations all over the country manned by officers. We are already in the worst case scenario"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@xelives @KimaniKariuki18 The dust there is crazy. Barabara hawewezi trngeneza traffic jam hadi 3am"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Thika town mambo imelipuka ajabu. Hired goons all over town beating and harrassing old people. Makongeni is worse. I pray for my mother ako huko saa hii"
X Link 2025-06-26T16:06Z [----] followers, 93.6K engagements

"Womens. Go through this ladies profile. She has not been shy about posting her man and what she's doing for her man. Wewe unataka minimum effort na upate love like this Check yourself. Minimum effort=minimum rewards. Ukinunia socks I reciprocate. Nanua ngotha. We match energy. Thankyou to my man🥹🥹🥹🥹 I feel so blessed and lucky omg❤❤ https://t.co/4bairRZgNQ Thankyou to my man🥹🥹🥹🥹 I feel so blessed and lucky omg❤❤ https://t.co/4bairRZgNQ"
X Link 2025-08-17T15:47Z [----] followers, 132K engagements

"These are my plugs for auction and clearing. Please don't flood their dm's of you have no intention to engage their services or are just window shopping. Auction plug [----] [------] Clearing plug [----] [------] Anyone in my DM asking for the contacts please take note"
X Link 2025-09-17T08:27Z [----] followers, 58.9K engagements

"If you want the latest iphone and don't mind waiting a few weeks go to buy the device yourself. Apple accepts visa and master cards Use a drop shipping company like dsgautomation or aquanto to ship to KE Save yourself 100k in broker fees. http://apple.com APPROXIMATE LANDING PRICES FOR IPHONE [--] SERIES [--] AIR 512GB⚪ KES [------] 17PRO 256gb⚪KES [------] 17PRO 512GB🔵KES [------] 17PRO 1TB🟠KES [------] 17PROMAX 256GB🟠KES [------] 17PROMAX 512GB⚪KES [------] 17PROMAX 1TB🔵KES [------] 17PROMAX 2TB🟠KES [------] https://t.co/VWQ7qWhdtM http://apple.com APPROXIMATE LANDING PRICES FOR IPHONE [--] SERIES [--] AIR"
X Link 2025-09-20T11:29Z [----] followers, 284.5K engagements

"Kenya ni inchi ngumu sana. In [----] the dollar rate was [---]. Saa hii the cost of a [----] xtrail is about 2.4million. The last [--] years have seen an explosion in vehicle import taxes and unfair "rulings" by KRA on the import value of cars. 1st of February [----] exactly [--] years ago I took a bus to Mombasa to collect this NT31 Nissan Xtrail landed cost was 1.2M https://t.co/0MMw64tnFr 1st of February [----] exactly [--] years ago I took a bus to Mombasa to collect this NT31 Nissan Xtrail landed cost was 1.2M https://t.co/0MMw64tnFr"
X Link 2026-02-02T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"In Kenya several busesToyota Prados and proboxes would be hot on the heels of that ambulance. And the ambulance wouldn't be carrying a patient. Double his salary now https://t.co/Lc9cTi83CT Double his salary now https://t.co/Lc9cTi83CT"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"A very strategic principle. Lets look at our local scenario. UDA is projecting strength. If they were indeed strong they would be pretending to be weak to create traps for the opposition to fall into"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Rambo: First blood Kwanza kwa DJ. Used to hustle all week ndio sato 2pm niende niwatch kwa cinema hall na 5bob If you were born in this era Mention a movie and we guess your age 👀 https://t.co/lfl67hyvTV If you were born in this era Mention a movie and we guess your age 👀 https://t.co/lfl67hyvTV"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Kitengela town heavily blockaded. Shouts of wantam Avoid if enroute"
X Link 2026-02-15T12:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@owino_ceo Bado. But hii mwaka I will get a v8"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"That old fool has the charisma of yesterday's ugali. Hana ladha wala consistency 😂😂 For anyone plotting against ODM the sharp Youth Leader has a message for you 'Ng'ooooooou' 👀 Consider that your official warning. https://t.co/E6dZ99joYO For anyone plotting against ODM the sharp Youth Leader has a message for you 'Ng'ooooooou' 👀 Consider that your official warning. https://t.co/E6dZ99joYO"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@MatheriC11 @MrRoja1 Good for you. Enjoy your cayenne then"
X Link 2026-02-16T10:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Urunzii @Its_Nangacho They D5 A8 60tfsi has the V8"
X Link 2026-02-16T12:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"A light skin babe with big nyash and small waist. Ukishapata huyo a darkskin babe with big nyash and small waist. Ukishapata huyo a petite babe Ukishapata hao wote a big momma who can break your bed. Balance in all things Again I ask what do MEN want Again I ask what do MEN want"
X Link 2025-04-21T07:06Z [----] followers, 276K engagements

"I have been thinking about this for a while. [--]. Create a system that notifies drivers when cargo is ready for collection [--]. Create a very large truck stop at Mariakani [--]. Strictly enforce trucks that come past Mariakani. Anyone without the sms for cargo collection apigwe fine Trucks making nonsense of the new bypass in Mombasa. Let me make it clear .we will never have enough roads to accommodate all trucks at one go. Era of technology go to the port only when your cargo is ready. Cargo for Uganda Sudan +++ ought to be collected from Naivasha https://t.co/LV9czEKHRv Trucks making nonsense of"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I have an idea. [--]. Create instant fines payable via mpesa if you don't dispute. [--]. Give a "commission" to the traffic officer say 20% of the fine instant. Only way to fight that corruption is to control it. My heroes are the people who refuse to pay traffic police bribes and instead come to court to pay the fine. It only costs you time and the fine is usually cheaper than the bribe My heroes are the people who refuse to pay traffic police bribes and instead come to court to pay the fine. It only costs you time and the fine is usually cheaper than the bribe"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Difference ya Kitengela na Lavington is trees. We should endeavour to plant atleast one tree in our compounds. And green compounds. Story za cabro kwanza tuwache for now @lynnaowiti This To this https://t.co/4IXJCUwiFy @lynnaowiti This To this https://t.co/4IXJCUwiFy"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Uhuru is Kenya's Schroedinger's cat in politics. He is simultaneously a political genius and of no political interest. He is both the financier of opposition and at the same time stingy hana pesa. Stop blaming everything on Uhuru. At this point it's just laziness Many people think that the Sifuna team is being built by Uhuru to take over ODM but thats not the case. The team is Uhurus way of flexing to Gachagua. Uhuru is using the Sifuna group to try kill two birds with one stone: contain ODM and contain DCP. He has failed to contain Many people think that the Sifuna team is being built by"
X Link 2026-02-16T04:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Boiz alifuck up kidogo. 😂😂😂 Same My loml is in a relationship. Nangoja huyo boi afuck up kidogo. Nibook tickets za Bali I give her a shoulder to cry on kando ya beach sipping pina coladas Same My loml is in a relationship. Nangoja huyo boi afuck up kidogo. Nibook tickets za Bali I give her a shoulder to cry on kando ya beach sipping pina coladas"
X Link 2025-09-20T16:42Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements

"Huyu dem atafanya those ogaa beggars wajae nairobi. Anatusifu sana. Kwani Nigeria kunaendelea aje Is it hell there I took a picture of this car in Kenya on my way to my hotel. Nobody ran after it. Nobody shouted Boss Boss Nobody asked for anything for the boys. I kept looking around like where are the agbero boys https://t.co/6TJoy2Q1iD I took a picture of this car in Kenya on my way to my hotel. Nobody ran after it. Nobody shouted Boss Boss Nobody asked for anything for the boys. I kept looking around like where are the agbero boys https://t.co/6TJoy2Q1iD"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Kalasinga_ Land rovers. Soo unreliable that every other manufacturers engine is swappable to those cars. BMW toyota Audi name it. There exists an engine swap for it"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Israeli intelligence have a strategy called the tenth man rule. If 9/10 people agree on a plan it's the job of the 10th man to disagree and argue against. This is to fight sycophancy and group think. But Kenyan politicians are surrounded by yes men"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@masaku_ This was the moto in my primary school 😂😂😂"
X Link 2026-02-16T07:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@MatheriC11 @MrRoja1 Thats your personal opinion. When you get money go buy a cayenne. No one will stop you. For me I will buy the car I find attractive with my money that I worked hard for"
X Link 2026-02-16T10:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@BeaumontWest If you are making less than 200hp stock brakes ziko tu sawa"
X Link 2026-02-16T17:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@MrRoja1 I don't like the shape. Inakaa ya wamama somehow. Like the nissan juke"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:04Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements

"May such a wife never locate me. Otherwise Oketch Eatasalad Gaitho and I would be in the same group chat 😂😂😂 This is the type of content we all pay the internet for 👌🏽 https://t.co/zKOgcmuMd7 This is the type of content we all pay the internet for 👌🏽 https://t.co/zKOgcmuMd7"
X Link 2026-02-16T17:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Idi amin mama isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. She has won with 98% of the total vote garnering almost 32million votes. In [----] Magufuli won with 12.5million votes. So somehow mama has won with more than double the votes za Magufuli who was extremely popular Games"
X Link 2025-11-01T06:51Z [----] followers, 50.1K engagements

"Forehead iko kwa DNA. Lakini lightskin tulitoa wapi A picture of Kikuyu girls taken in [----] at Narumoru. https://t.co/rbJvXZImnA A picture of Kikuyu girls taken in [----] at Narumoru. https://t.co/rbJvXZImnA"
X Link 2026-01-12T11:06Z [----] followers, 308.1K engagements

"@gina_din @njorogep @NuriaStore Industry Captains in their own right. One revolutionised advertising in Kenya The other a leader in public sector finance and control. Very interesting"
X Link 2026-01-12T14:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Maybach glasses. Game recognise game 😂 I have two pairs atm CS Mutahi Kagwe gives maize hoarders one month to release stocks or face duty-free imports Video by Timothy Kariuki https://t.co/RN98roQ2fd CS Mutahi Kagwe gives maize hoarders one month to release stocks or face duty-free imports Video by Timothy Kariuki https://t.co/RN98roQ2fd"
X Link 2026-01-26T20:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Kuna vile pia naona that Kiharu cabro merchant is a UDA plant. I hope it isnt so but too many arrows are pointing to the eater. 😢 What a psychotic Bitch These are the problems hailing Mt Kenya leadership moles everywhere she's been pretending all along kumbe ni pro Ruto 💀 Watu wa Githunguri hope mna take notes https://t.co/dJScbAne4g What a psychotic Bitch These are the problems hailing Mt Kenya leadership moles everywhere she's been pretending all along kumbe ni pro Ruto 💀 Watu wa Githunguri hope mna take notes https://t.co/dJScbAne4g"
X Link 2026-01-26T20:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I have a question. Gari ikiwa repossessed do you get atleast some of your money back I imagine a scenario umelipa like 60% of the value of the car. Itarudishiwa pesa Ama izo zimekunywa maji Thousands of cars being repossesed this January. Counted [--] from one showroom in Mombasa today. If you dont't have at least 50% of a car's value for deposit stay away from HP Thousands of cars being repossesed this January. Counted [--] from one showroom in Mombasa today. If you dont't have at least 50% of a car's value for deposit stay away from HP"
X Link 2026-01-27T06:21Z [----] followers, 49.4K engagements

"Audi [---] turbo engine owners are going to see bad things. [--]. Rocker arms failing [--]. Piston skirt issue. [--]. Water pump failure killing the turbo and vacuum pump. The engine is in the Audi S5/RS5/Q8 porsche Cayenne/panamera/macan. Weeh german ni headache"
X Link 2026-01-27T13:29Z [----] followers, 23.5K engagements

"@mevolkan Aah. Nilikuwa nimesahau. Ikiwa under warranty utapeleka gari Audi Kenya for repair. Ama Porsche center si ndio"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@The_bigsm0ke Personally I would go for the 4.0tt v8. The remedy for the water pump is to disconnect the vacuum line and plug it up. Plus the engine is used in a number of cars so easier to get parts Bimma utalilia choo. Hio engine iko kwa gari tatu pekee"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@_Geokim @ed_kemboi Porsche really put dong yang pistons in their engines 😂😂😂"
X Link 2026-01-27T21:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@dnkariuki @ntsa_kenya @KeNHAKenya @Ma3Route @davis_chirchir @Roads_KE Bumps incoming"
X Link 2026-01-28T10:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@MwangoCapital @kahome_steve Mchezo wa taon. Pump and dump. Leave the masses holding the bag"
X Link 2026-01-28T10:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"We are discussing serious issues kama SHA kupoteza pesa na vile KENHA wameamua watumalize na bumps on our roads. Maneno ya matako kubwa either ungojee after [----] ama send kwa wababa wako. We don't have time for nyanyez pretending to be gen z"
X Link 2026-01-28T10:14Z [----] followers, 40.4K engagements

"@FauzKhalid Soo many assumptions. You assume that everyone is waiting to eat boiled eggs. The market is so large Second you assume there are no breakages theft spoils kanjo transport and other overheads. Third you assume every youth's ambition is to sell boiled eggs"
X Link 2026-01-30T04:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Kuna trainer hapa gym alikuwa na tabia ya eating other people's goats. Sasa si alifanya blunder akakula mbuzi ya KDF. Soldier alikuwa one of the command ya vanguard illingia Somalia alafu trainer anakula mbuzi yake Anyway tunachangisha pesa hapa gym za mazishi"
X Link 2026-01-30T07:25Z [----] followers, 135.7K engagements

"https://x.com/i/status/2014415553058705421 Family demands justice Family of Alphy Migasha calls for arrest of KDF officer KDF officer allegedly linked to Migashas death Family accuses police of failing to take action Autopsy report reveals death due to lung blood clot #CitizenTonight https://t.co/gLGr0ZwUxB https://x.com/i/status/2014415553058705421 Family demands justice Family of Alphy Migasha calls for arrest of KDF officer KDF officer allegedly linked to Migashas death Family accuses police of failing to take action Autopsy report reveals death due to lung blood clot #CitizenTonight"
X Link 2026-01-30T11:13Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements

"@carltonkitheka1 That's why he was so close to baba. He financed him for protection from gava. That's why he came public when baba died. Every Saturday morning there is an unmarked plane from kisumu international to JKIA. It's not logged and transponder off. Those who know know"
X Link 2026-01-30T18:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"We have slowly cannibalized children spaces in our estates. As a kid we used to play so much outside. Football handball bano cha baba. And we weren't worried about kidnapping or such. Nowadays kids play in the house. Parents watch them like hawks afraid of predators"
X Link 2026-01-31T08:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Royzain @KhalifKairo Aaah hapa I will support Kairo. Air suspension btw ni hio bei ya 70k if you source them yourself. For reference I have an Audi q7. I know what am saying"
X Link 2026-01-31T08:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Royzain @KhalifKairo No 70k for a front pair. Rear bags are cheap about 20k. But rear rarely has issues. You can overhaul the entire system including pump for 120k This is for the new gen q7. Old gen is much cheaper. Thats [----] yuan for a pair I bought in August. About 60k na 10k shipping via sea"
X Link 2026-01-31T08:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@its_danco Come drive it uniambie. I have no issues on performance on this car"
X Link 2026-01-31T11:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I will be beaten. But modern Subarus are the ugliest low performance unreliable cars coming out of Japan. They have cult classics like the forester SG and the impreza GD. The current engines however are severely underpowered and that CVT is just ass. Driving the brand new [----] Subaru Outback this week and Subaru has given us the greatest gift any automotive OEM can give us - BUTTONS AND KNOBS AND LESS SHINY PLASTIC https://t.co/ryUAtV0ZMq Driving the brand new [----] Subaru Outback this week and Subaru has given us the greatest gift any automotive OEM can give us - BUTTONS AND KNOBS AND LESS"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:04Z [----] followers, 41.1K engagements

"Izo greens mnauziwa vibandaski are grown with sewer water. Most areas hapa kanairo ukichunguza hizo spinach na skuma zinakaa green na leafy ni mafi ya odhis mwangi na wafula imezikuza. Wacha nibaki woke than battling funny funny illnesses. Hawa watu huenda ku buy greens supa hujiona woke Hawa watu huenda ku buy greens supa hujiona woke"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:58Z [----] followers, 97K engagements

"@el_Booney Nimebookmark. Kesho naleta effidence. In my day to day work I have observed several along Nairobi river"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If KRA effects that policy of taxing bank deposits and mpesa the insurrection that will hit this country will be irrecoverable. This government will not survive it They can get away with taxing the middle class but the minute they touch Wanjiku and Adhiambo faya si faya"
X Link 2026-02-05T04:56Z [----] followers, 99.9K engagements

"Watu wa loud exhaust subaru's waliambiwa juzi that they are in the business of converting fuel to noise not speed. Let me laugh a little bit Ii gari ya @MelMulanda sounds as good as it looks https://t.co/55vh0gUZ4m Ii gari ya @MelMulanda sounds as good as it looks https://t.co/55vh0gUZ4m"
X Link 2026-02-05T09:06Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements

"Converting fuel to noise 😂😂😂 Sai ukiwa na Subaru unachapwa call out adi na watu ya Uba alafu wanakulima sieet 🤣😂😂 https://t.co/1pyNuY1wsK Sai ukiwa na Subaru unachapwa call out adi na watu ya Uba alafu wanakulima sieet 🤣😂😂 https://t.co/1pyNuY1wsK"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@kanyi_254 The thing is there are some people who want to ruin my business. Wamenifitini sana but I will still deliver to my customers. Only God knows my troubles I just want money kwa paybill ndio mambo ifunguke"
X Link 2025-01-29T11:47Z [----] followers, 31.1K engagements

"There are many half truths and lies being told about the project. [--]. It is a world bank project. Google Horn of africa gateway development project and you will be taken to worldbank site with all project documents [--]. The project begun in [----]. [--] contractors already on the ground constructing that long road the President was mocked about DP Kindiki on Isiolo-Mandera road https://t.co/0j49Wc9QdS [--] contractors already on the ground constructing that long road the President was mocked about DP Kindiki on Isiolo-Mandera road https://t.co/0j49Wc9QdS"
X Link 2025-02-18T12:37Z [----] followers, 111.2K engagements

"@alexmwanzo Pesa ya RSQ8 alinunua mobile clinic instead. Kuna mumama mnono amepark over 200m in cars at her house. How many schools hospitals clinics is that And I can bet my left testicle hio pesa si legit. Anyway we get what we deserve"
X Link 2025-02-20T05:02Z [----] followers, 34.5K engagements

"It's sad all those kids posting goodbye messages on tiktok and social media. Watoto wamedecide kudedi kuliko waendelee na uongozi mbaya. Machozi iko kwa macho. Too painful. Too painful How much have they oppressed an entire generation that they see death as an option"
X Link 2025-06-24T19:27Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements

"Nimewacha manifesting"
X Link 2025-06-27T14:11Z [----] followers, 71.5K engagements

"In [----] mpesa crashed repeatedly over a [--] week period. The culprit was a router at Kasarani that was bottlenecking the entire mpesa platform (one of saf core sites is located there) Lesson: even the best designed system will be susceptible to an unknown point of failure MPESA runs on a Distributed System Architecture keeping in mind that transactions in a database must maintain Atomicity Consistency Isolation and Durability -ACID properties; in order to ensure accuracy completeness and data integrity. M-PESA can only crash in your dreams. MPESA runs on a Distributed System Architecture"
X Link 2025-07-24T07:28Z [----] followers, 44.9K engagements

"First date she asked me for: [--]. Latest iphone [--]. Rent money [--]. Upkeep She had an entire list saved on her phone. About what a man must provide. You think I am working for you or something Smh 😒😒 If you want nice things go and chase them yourself. From my DMs "First date she asked for an iPhone [--] Pro." From my DMs "First date she asked for an iPhone [--] Pro.""
X Link 2025-07-31T08:02Z [----] followers, 86.6K engagements

"Enda EBK website search for my name. Enda USIU graduation list of [----] search for my name. Maaannnn. how can you even compare me to a standard [--] drop out The pain.roho inauma @ChiefWaruhiu @Briankariu Nadhani ni engineering kama ya yule Engineer wa Timba XO. @ChiefWaruhiu @Briankariu Nadhani ni engineering kama ya yule Engineer wa Timba XO"
X Link 2025-08-18T05:01Z [----] followers, 50.3K engagements

"@LauraKaindi FWB: come get hit shower and go. Situationship: come get hit cuddle start talking about his stupid girlfriend get hit again make food eat get hit again in the morning go home"
X Link 2025-08-31T07:59Z [----] followers, 20.9K engagements

"To put this into perspective Kenya's total debt is $96Billion Our annual budget is $32billion One man can buy Kenya [--] times over Larry Ellison surpasses Elon Musk as the worlds richest man at $393 billion after Oracle shares jumped over 40% on strong cloud and AI growth. Elon Musk is currently worth $385 billion. Larry Ellison surpasses Elon Musk as the worlds richest man at $393 billion after Oracle shares jumped over 40% on strong cloud and AI growth. Elon Musk is currently worth $385 billion"
X Link 2025-09-11T11:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I noticed something in Japan. Vehicles sold between March and July are usually cheaper than the rest of the year. Every May there is an annual automobile tax that is due based on the age of the car. Most Japanese dispose their cars in this timeframe if they don't want to pay it These are my plugs for auction and clearing. Please don't flood their dm's of you have no intention to engage their services or are just window shopping. Auction plug [----] [------] Clearing plug [----] [------] Anyone in my DM asking for the contacts please take note These are my plugs for auction and clearing. Please don't"
X Link 2025-09-17T09:13Z [----] followers, 38.3K engagements

"Dream ✅ @Briankariu unasema VW Arteon is an achievable dream @Briankariu unasema VW Arteon is an achievable dream"
X Link 2025-09-17T09:27Z [----] followers, 26.7K engagements

"Something I am learning on this app never owe anyone favours. Iwe mliombana HDMI cable ama mli cohabit for 2months its only a matter of time before uanikwe kama ngotha. @Brianmbunde btw kuna siku you drank my one beer on vag roadtrip. Urudishe hio beer moja 😂😂😂"
X Link 2025-09-18T06:07Z [----] followers, 48K engagements

"@SharonMo15 Lavington same same. Aah wacha nitoke kwa nyumba. Lemme see if there are cheap flights out of Nairobi nizurure hii weekend"
X Link 2025-09-19T07:31Z [----] followers, 54.2K engagements

"Ovulation day. There's usually one day in the week when our testerone levels hit the roof. You wake up with a hard on that can crack diamond. Hio siku unatafuta anything. Ata maji machafu huzima moto"
X Link 2025-10-03T04:39Z [----] followers, 153.2K engagements

"Youve made an online presence by being a spectacle and are endlessly embarrassing. Money in your pocket cant hide the poverty in your character. Every move you make drips of insecurity. Youre not a man of stature youre just a loser with funding Nidinye. I will pay https://t.co/ofjzebCQ7B Nidinye. I will pay https://t.co/ofjzebCQ7B"
X Link 2025-10-21T16:54Z [----] followers, 63.8K engagements

"This guy has been selling us racefuel (100+ron) for the longest. Every race driver buys fuel mix from him. His testing is pretty accurate. We have known for a long time that Kenyan fuel is crap. Finally people can see it for themselves and the noise they make will bear fruit Shell wamenaswa tena. 😂 https://t.co/oQ4WL7lcz8 Shell wamenaswa tena. 😂 https://t.co/oQ4WL7lcz8"
X Link 2025-02-03T18:41Z [----] followers, 20K engagements

"puts on tinfoil hat Harambee stars is sending us a coded message Bao zote ni moja. One.Wan--tam Confirmed Benni McCarthy. 💫 Kenya 1-0 DR Congo Angola 1-1 Kenya Kenya 1-0 Morocco Zambia 0-1 Kenya [--] wins. [--] draw. [--] points. Group A table leaders cruising to the CHAN [----] quarterfinals. What a story of redemption for the Harambee Stars https://t.co/fiDHJlPwbj Benni McCarthy. 💫 Kenya 1-0 DR Congo Angola 1-1 Kenya Kenya 1-0 Morocco Zambia 0-1 Kenya [--] wins. [--] draw. [--] points. Group A table leaders cruising to the CHAN [----] quarterfinals. What a story of redemption for the Harambee Stars"
X Link 2025-08-18T09:53Z [----] followers, 55.9K engagements

"That kid will be on the social media app of the day shouting kikuyu privilege everywhere @mbiti_mwondi [--] years later the matatu and bikes will be scrap a child from Kapseret will visit Kiharu and will be schoked how their schools are well built with no dust but cabros. The number of dairy and avocado millionaires will leave him wondering why they still farm maize in Kapseret https://t.co/6RavUzhOZl @mbiti_mwondi [--] years later the matatu and bikes will be scrap a child from Kapseret will visit Kiharu and will be schoked how their schools are well built with no dust but cabros. The number of"
X Link 2025-10-12T18:43Z [----] followers, 29.6K engagements

"Best purchase of the last 4yrs This car drives like a dream"
X Link 2025-09-24T03:41Z [----] followers, 338.2K engagements

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