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@kyleluceycomedy "Tim Hortons downfall will be studied in schools. It was once a cherished piece of Canadian culture. Now there are needles everywhere in the bathroom and flies eat the donuts before customers do. #fyp #timhortons #Canada #skit #canadianproblems"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-09-24T22:21Z 11.3K followers, 203.8K engagements

"Calgary Alberta is a city where everybody is on their third divorce because its too dang tempting to step out on your partner at the Calgary Stampede (aka white peoples Carabana) #fyp #calgary #alberta #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-10-23T01:57Z 11.3K followers, 368.3K engagements

"When hes not working construction hes stealing groceries from his neighbour while hes at work (also construction) he needs to save all the money he can to get his girl a $XX Timmies Gift Card for her baby shower (its her fourth kid - but first one with him) #fyp #timmins #trend #makeuptrend #canada #timminsontario #ontario"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-08-10T20:49Z 11.3K followers, 155.5K engagements

"Ajax Ontario is the definition of suburbs. No mall no downtown. Just chain restaurants and townhouses. This is where your parents moved to save money for you to go to college but got divorced and used that money on legal fees. #fyp #ajax #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-09-12T21:48Z 11.3K followers, 153.2K engagements

"Welcome to Brandford Ontario aka the most mid town in the province. You know its bad when you have to drive to Barrie to get turnt on weekends. Crime rate has risen cuz bored locals tryna get shouted out on those true crime Netflix docu-series. Pray for them 🥹 #fyp #bradford #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-09-26T00:36Z 11.3K followers, 50.7K engagements

"Ottawa Ontario is Canadas capital. Yeah capital P for pee-ew Everything in this city closed at 6pm because everyone has to wake up early for their government job and they are dog tired from ploughing some dudes wife from Stittsville. #fyp #ottawa #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-10-09T22:09Z 11.3K followers, 467.2K engagements

"Uxbridge Ontario is Whitby Ontario on steroids. Construction on Brock St. is so bad locals are forced to hike trails all day. The entire town is like a hallmark movie if everyone in town was also a NASCAR fan and had chew in their bottom lip. #fyp #uxbridge #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-10-13T22:44Z 11.3K followers, 32K engagements

"Toronto Ontario is a city with over XXX neighbourhoods. You get Botox moms who shame peasants people who claim squatters rights at public banks and commuters from Durham Region who body check you so they tap their presto cards in a timely fashion. Toronto is The Matrix fr. #fyp #toronto #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-10-28T02:30Z 11.3K followers, 16.5K engagements

"Welcome to Ottawa Ontario. You make $100k a year with a cushy government job but spend your entire salary on gas commuting from Kanata. Its all good tho. Youre plowing everybodys wife in Stittsville. But one time you went to a swingers party and saw your dad there. He asked you to be his wing man which was awkward as hell but what can you do Leave Its 8pm in Ottawa and every where else is closed. #fyp #ottawa #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-08-16T01:33Z 11.3K followers, 37.6K engagements

"Toronto Ontario is like a quilt your grandma knit you that doesnt make sense cohesively. You got a square where people fent lean and run at cars on all fours a square where people do yoga with their dogs in parks and a square where people listen to Lady Gaga till 5am and still somehow make it into work the next day. Make it make sense. #fyp #toronto #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-10-08T00:15Z 11.3K followers, 57.2K engagements

"Toronto Ontario is home to over XXX neighbourhoods. Construction is everywhere and never goes away. Like a pimple on your dih after smashing someone from Miami during spring break. At least you can get some shut eye until a 3am dance off happens at Dundas Square (now Sankofa Square) with concert speakers on full blast and a man on a mega phone yelling CHRIST IS KING REPENT AND BE SALVAGED #fyp #toronto #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-10-11T00:16Z 11.3K followers, 165.2K engagements

"Brockville Ontario is the kind of town where you can leave your car running your door wide open and the only one that will break into your car is a pack of Canadian Geese. #fyp #brockville #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-10-25T21:24Z 11.3K followers, 51.9K engagements

"Ottawa Ontario is a city with as many towns as CAMH patients have personalities. Youll get yoga moms who berate cashiers cold plunge dudes who micro dose carbohydrates and surburban dads who give up their dreams to raise i pad kids. #fyp #ottawa #ontario #trend #Canada"
TikTok Link @kyleluceycomedy 2025-10-29T02:20Z 11.3K followers, 13.9K engagements