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@alostrich "If every southeastern conference team tried to recruit new fans (3 of 3)"
TikTok Link @alostrich 2025-06-27T17:47Z 1.6M followers, 406.3K engagements

"Week X of SEC Roll Call and the whole league is a quarter of the way through the season which means the printers jammed the jokes are flying and no one looks safe. Florida is teetering on the brink of complete collapse while LSU prepares to whip up a Mississippi Gumbo full of Ole Miss mascots. Arkansas is stuck in a cursed Hog Day Mississippi State can barely get their dip down long enough to ring bells and Vanderbilt is suddenly turnt after dropping XX on Georgia State. Georgia and Alabama are eating popcorn through their bye weeks Tennessee is thrilled Syracuse helped them out and Auburn"
TikTok Link @alostrich 2025-09-22T21:13Z 1.6M followers, 616.8K engagements

"Week X of SEC football and the drama is already 🔥 Alabama is sick Auburn is celebrating Georgia is barking LSU is trolling and Ole Miss got attacked by a cupcake. Texas swears they didnt lose to Ohio State Oklahoma keeps receipts and Texas A&M can barely see the field. Missouri went full Sith on Central Arkansas Florida and Vanderbilt bragged about shutouts Mississippi State found a way to get a free win and Kentucky might be turning into Iowa. Tennessee left a trail of orange evidence South Carolina claimed Beamer Ball x2 and Arkansas was slinging like Chick-fil-A drive-thru. The whole crew"
TikTok Link @alostrich 2025-09-01T22:13Z 1.6M followers, 1.9M engagements

"Week X is here Georgia barking Bama grieving LSU flexing Texas bragging Oklahoma roasting Florida talking prophecy Auburn claiming titles South Carolina blasting Sandstorm and Vandy quoting Kid Rock. The whole SEC is back in session"
TikTok Link @alostrich 2025-08-25T23:11Z 1.6M followers, 520.4K engagements

"With only a few games on the schedule the SEC still brought the drama with Texas getting blindsided by Florida Bama seeking revenge on Vandy Texas A&M outlasting Mississippi State and Georgia treating Kentucky like a cupcake. Also Oklahoma played Kent State. It was not close. The bye week teams make an appearance as well. Auburn is here to celebrate their single AP poll vote Ole Miss is still wearing the crown LSU has an opinion on a certain "cajun kitchen" and they all show solidarity for their fallen commodore. #secfootball #cfb"
TikTok Link @alostrich 2025-10-06T21:10Z 1.6M followers, 492.1K engagements

"How difficult is it to make a fan with one speed and no off switch"
TikTok Link @alostrich 2022-07-11T22:14Z 1.6M followers, 5.8M engagements

"Chaos is ramping up in the SEC as an undefeated Mizzou and Oklahoma fall. Texas A&M has the crown but he'd rather not wear it. Ole Miss is sweating off another ride on the Kiffin Coaster. Georgia can't clap like a human. Texas is enjoying Arch highlights. Florida is present. Tennessee is suffering panic attacks. Arkansas can't hold onto the pigskin. Vandy is enjoying some news out of Penn State. LSU is cooking some chicken. South Carolina joins in Auburn's protest of the conference officials. Alabama has a new toy. Mizzou is here in spirit. Kentucky is doing his part. And Mississippi State is"
TikTok Link @alostrich 2025-10-13T21:54Z 1.6M followers, 677.5K engagements

"The SEC just set a new AP Poll record with eleven ranked teams at the same timeand the conference office is feeling pretty proud. But Oklahoma cant stop blasting shotguns and Tennessee is out here breaking every record in sight. Florida looks comatose Georgia is barking about it and Kentucky is stuck under a gas station heat lamp with Mark Stoops. Auburns mad about losing a shutout Alabamas stuck in a crisis Mississippi State is demanding to be ranked (cowbells included) and Vanderbilt is introducing the world to sweet baby Diego. South Carolina insists its not a rivalry Arkansas claims"
TikTok Link @alostrich 2025-09-09T17:25Z 1.6M followers, 806.3K engagements