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@blindtourist ""So being a gentleman of impeccable taste I buy this EXTREMELY nice watch off eBay and of course the guy puts it in a freaking padded mailer so let me tell you how the FedEx envelope sorting machine smashed the shit out of it.""
Reddit Link @blindtourist 2025-10-17T20:39Z X followers, XXX engagements