@BigFreddyT BigFreddyT
BigFreddyT posts on Reddit about chuck norris, chuck, drake, in the the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social topic influence chuck norris #85, chuck #46, drake, in the, if you, the world, movies, the first, red, kfc
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Drake the type of nigga who plays Angry Birds while he shits in a public urinal"
Reddit Link 2023-09-30T03:52Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who have an inverse penis"
Reddit Link 2023-10-08T05:03Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Drake the type of patriotic nigga who have the Canadian flag tattooed to his ass"
Reddit Link 2023-10-08T08:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Drake the type of space marine who be distracted from the battle because he's watching fetish porn on his headset eyepiece thing"
Reddit Link 2023-10-14T04:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD THIS BEFOREone"
Reddit Link 2023-10-14T04:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Drake the type of science-fiction nigga who thinks that Vasquez is beautiful and feminine"
Reddit Link 2023-10-15T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who watch fucked-up fetish porn on the bus while sitting next to a grandma"
Reddit Link 2023-10-30T11:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who put a hit out on DJ Vlad"
Reddit Link 2023-10-31T12:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Drake the type of negroid who yell "BEHOLD" when showing his penis to a group of his homies"
Reddit Link 2023-11-25T05:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Freddy Thor's solo shit"
Reddit Link 2023-12-10T09:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who still carry a condom in his wallet even tho he's in a monogamous relationship and got a vasectomy six years ago because it makes him feel like he's still 'with it'. "
Reddit Link 2023-12-23T14:48Z 13.6K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of Defensive Gavin who bite down on his belt while he negotiate out a particularly troublesome Montezuma shit Sweating an shit DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-01-06T16:26Z 13.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who takes naps off the side of the stage during his concerts DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-01-11T03:53Z 13.4K followers, [--] engagements
"That nutty-ass solo in Sol Niger I wanna know how you get that tone in this solo (2:34 of https://www.youtube.com/watchv=f_zUweqyDZ4(https://www.youtube.com/watchv=f_zUweqyDZ4) ) - I always thought it was some psycho on keyboards but recently I was listening to Beat by King Crimson and heard a similar thing (2:24 of https://www.youtube.com/watchv=rACp8IIw_jo&list=PL3PhWT10BW3XZxlzi5cJdWEFJgusFf14K(https://www.youtube.com/watchv=rACp8IIw_jo&list=PL3PhWT10BW3XZxlzi5cJdWEFJgusFf14K) ). I know ol' Fripp was using a lot of processors even back then (like early 80's) so I have to know how he gets"
Reddit Link 2024-03-07T23:48Z 13.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of big gum-ass nigga who come running out of the darkness like this DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-03-30T04:33Z 13.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris chews C-4. (explosive) ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-06T17:25Z 13.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris once walked into a feminist convention wearing a "NO FAT CHICKS" t-shirt and ended up having sex with over twenty lesbians. removed ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-06T17:26Z 13.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris was the only professional boxer ever who was allowed to perform Fatality moves on his defeated opponents. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-06T17:30Z 13.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris has five rows of teeth. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-06T17:32Z 13.3K followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris shaves his beard it grows back within three minutes. That's why his early movies were so damn hard to film. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-06T17:39Z 13.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Once while tooling around in his Delorean Chuck Norris accidentally went back in time [---] billion years. Before returning to the present he rolled down the window and hocked a wad of phlegm into a nearby pond. And that is how all life on Earth began. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-06T18:01Z 13.3K followers, [--] engagements
"Contrary to the urban legend Chuck Norris actually does sleep. He sleeps with his eyes wide open and with a huge grin. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-06T20:54Z 13.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris' chest hair can absorb a shotgun blast. Chuck Norris. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-07T04:28Z 13.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris once recorded an unreleased album with Michael Jackson called Moonwalker: Texas Ranger. Hee- heee ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-07T04:35Z 13.3K followers, [--] engagements
"On his first day at boot camp a young Chuck Norris was told by the drill Sergent to "drop and give me fifty". Naturally Norris roundhouse-kicked the asshole into the next state and was promoted to General later that day. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-09T23:19Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris jogs on two speeding treadmills going in opposite directions ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-09T23:25Z 13.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Chuck Norris survived his execution. His executors did not. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-16T13:26Z 13.3K followers, [--] engagements
"If you stand in front of a candlelit mirror at midnight and chant the name "Chuck Norris" three times his fist will smash through the wall and your face before you can even complete the first syllable. removed ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-16T22:17Z 13.3K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris finally caught up with OJ. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-16T22:18Z 13.3K followers, [--] engagements
"Once while dining at a high-class restaurant Chuck Norris discovered a fly in his soup. There were no survivors. removed ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-16T22:50Z 13.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris drinks bear milk. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-04-16T23:00Z 13.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of wigger who yell out "SPOILER ALERT" in the cinema when a character dies DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-04-19T04:06Z 13.3K followers, [--] engagements
"What other strange covers/remixes are out there https://preview.redd.it/nsiy6rhrma5d1.jpgwidth=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f3faf5a9f49352b6ff8e80a97bc8b59d80c1e5b So I was watching the awesome dungeon-ass cover of Shed(https://www.youtube.com/watchv=wXvaRjPVNNM) today and I remembered I used to have a couple of cool reimaginings of Shug tracks ( electronic version of Transfixion(https://www.youtube.com/watchv=73M-LJcGgro) and orchestral version of Sublevels(https://www.youtube.com/watchv=UdtG2JLqryE) ) so I dug up where they were from - compilations from the old Meshuggah fourm known as"
Reddit Link 2024-06-08T06:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of death metal nigga who claims to be a big fan of Devin Townsend because he's Canadian but can't name a single song by him DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-10T13:31Z 14.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of AI nigga who look all fucked up and shit DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-12T12:12Z 15.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of pants-shittingly scary nigga who fly at you from down a dark hallway like this DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-12T12:14Z 15.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of war movie character who get a heroic character arc when he rescue the French teenager from the Nazis and carry her through gunfire and shit and she gives him a flower that he still has on his uniform when he gets his medals in the last scene or some shit like that DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-16T04:50Z 15.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of space marine who think Vasquez is beautiful and feminine. DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-16T04:58Z 15.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of supine Reginald who is actually Gene Simmons' illegitimate son DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-16T11:11Z 15.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of T-800 nigga who is living flesh over metal endoskeleton. DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-16T11:13Z 15.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who even Anthony Fantano regularly clowns on DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-24T07:55Z 23.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who isn't Rick Beato DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-24T10:25Z 16.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who this guy - DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-30T13:02Z 16.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type who hardcore wicked an shiet DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-01T13:11Z 16.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type to go to a party wearing a ridiculously oversized afro DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-03T05:41Z 17.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who's Rick James. DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-10T09:15Z 17.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of Satanic Kennith to push back when getting a prostate exam. DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-10T12:44Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type to be a motherfucking mutant. DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-10T12:47Z 17.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of sore loser to hire a hitman on Kendrick DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-10T12:48Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of Drake who find a half-eaten lollypop that was stuck to his ass all day DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-10T12:57Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of Satanist who have this sweet-ass statue on his front lawn - DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-12T13:22Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of drigga who shop here DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-21T19:36Z 18.7K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type who look like this an shit - DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-22T22:04Z 18.7K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of pick-up artist who say "you're not a female. you're a dream-male" DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-24T16:42Z 19.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type to be hanging around outside of high schools looking like this - DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-25T23:34Z 19.3K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of corny Cornelius who say "this party is McDonald's. coz I'M LOVIN' IT" DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-29T05:45Z 19.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type who go into the bathroom put his face down into the sink to splash water on his face then lift his head up and see in the mirror that goddamn Kendrick is now standing behind him DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-29T05:51Z 19.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type to look like this when the school bus drive past - DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-12-31T03:08Z 19.7K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type who would die on the third wing if he went on Hot Ones DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2025-01-04T03:30Z 20K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of Drake nigga who make weird Ewok sounds when he masturbate https://preview.redd.it/5dwst7t4l5be1.jpgwidth=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140d59b55022b580dc2cdd82e6245b02059e93b1 DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2025-01-05T10:34Z 20.2K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type to be lookin at you like this when he bout to skin ya - DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2025-01-18T04:16Z 21.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of negroid who have a dedicated masturbation room at his joint DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2025-01-27T13:11Z 21.7K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type to watch that Robbie Williams monkey movie like this - DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2025-01-27T13:16Z 21.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of nigga who ain't nuthin to fuck with DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2025-01-27T14:54Z 22.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type to start a battle rap with "No offense." DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2025-01-31T10:39Z 22.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Drake the type of testicle-jigglin' nigglin who make an overly complicated tier list to rank his favorite chai lattes DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2025-02-06T14:11Z 23.4K followers, [---] engagements
"I was just reading the "Sources of inspiration" part at the back of the booklet for Destroy Erase Improve again and they namecheck Death's "Human" album (from '91). And that's a sweet-ass album Meshuggah Meshuggah"
Reddit Link 2025-03-18T13:50Z 23.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Chuck Norris vomits live doves satan ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-08-09T23:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If you knock your drink over at Chuck Norris' house you will be killed before the drink hits the carpet. Then Chuck will catch the glass without spilling a drop anyway yep ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-08-10T09:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris' favourite sexual position is Chucky-style. n ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-14T11:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can casually walk into your house uninvited savagely murder you and everybody else then have a massive KFC feast and a four-day orgy and walk out without leaving any DNA evidence. Norris ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T09:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"DNA: Deoxyribonucleic acid. CNA: Chuck Norris asshole Science. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T09:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris was about to have a major surgical procedure the doctor gave him a powerful sedative and told him to count backward from one hundred. When Chuck got to zero and still didn't feel even remotely drowsy he naturally murdered all the doctors and performed the procedure himself. Don't fuck with big Chuck. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T09:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris keeps piranhas in his swimming pool. He feeds them one freshly-roundhouse-kicked pool cleaner daily. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T09:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Little-known fact: restaurant chain Chuck E. Cheese actually licence their name from an old Chuck Norris porno from the 70's ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T10:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Every morning Chuck Norris runs fifty miles on two treadmills going in opposite directions. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T10:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris doesn't feel your pain. he causes it ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-24T20:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris uses Agent Orange as deodorant. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-24T20:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"There is more than one way to skin a cat. Chuck Norris knows thousands. It was a childhood hobby ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-24T20:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the Type of complete nigga who farts uncontrollably during sex. DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-10-29T20:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Drake the type of niggler who doesn't put pens in his pocket because he's afraid they might puncture his scrotum. DrakeTheType DrakeTheType"
Reddit Link 2024-11-23T06:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"EPIC TRIGGER WARNING My Devy Mix CDs DevinTownsend DevinTownsend"
Reddit Link 2025-04-22T06:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris chews C-4. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-23T01:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris doesn't have a nervous system. He has a supremely tough and confident system. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-23T01:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a cowboy hat - that's actually a compartment for his two extra brains. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-22T03:03Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris has five rows of teeth. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-25T14:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris clears his nose with an Uzi. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-25T14:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris once walked into a feminist convention wearing a 'No Fat Chicks' t-shirt and ended up having sex with over twenty lesbians. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-25T14:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide. Chuck Norris just hated grunge music ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T12:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris beat the director of 'Good Luck Chuck' to death with a pool cue. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T12:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris is a PhD in Pain. However his advances in the field of Pleasure have earned him a Nobel Prize. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T12:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A doctor once tried to test Chuck Norris' reflexes by lightly tapping on his knee with a small wooden mallet. Needless to say that doctor is now in orbit. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T12:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris keeps his penis in a shotgun holster strapped to his inner thigh. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T12:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris puts mustard gas on his hotdogs. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T12:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris framed Michael Jackson's doctor ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T06:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Internet Movie Database reports that Chuck Norris has appeared in [--] films to date. This of course doesn't count the literally thousands of porno and snuff movies Chuck Norris has starred in and/or directed. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T12:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"God help any Chuck Norris impersonator ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T12:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris' bowel movements smell like vanilla incense ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-06T15:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If Chuck Norris only had one leg it would be called Hopper: Texas Ranger. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-06T15:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake he knows if you've been bad or good. but will kill you on sight either way. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-06T15:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can destroy an entire office block with a single pelvic thrust. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-05T10:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris tans in a pizza oven. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-06T15:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. And Hillary. AT THE SAME TIME. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T03:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Contrary to the urban legend Chuck Norris' eyes don't glow in the dark. Although on the Sabbath his nipples do. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T07:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When he wants to Chuck Norris can literally shit nickels. This comes in handy when he's playing the slots in Vegas ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T03:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A Chuck Norris stare can literally burn holes through you. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T07:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris gets an erection the street lights dim. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T03:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can read Wingdings. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T03:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Why do so many rock stars die at age [--] Chuck Norris ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T03:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. However the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T12:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"There is no Life or Death only Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking you in the face. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T03:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T12:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T09:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris once sued Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T08:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"While urinating Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T03:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T12:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"They say tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T07:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-09T17:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger that's how many seconds you have left to live. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T03:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris slaughtered Paul McCartney back in '66 and replaced him with a homemade cyborg. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-10-17T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can hit ctrl+alt+delete with one finger. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-13T22:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If you ever talk shit about Texas don't be surprised when Chuck Norris teleports into the room and starts slapping you around. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-13T23:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Why is Borthelcash an "April Fool's" song Peripheryband Peripheryband"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Why do so many rock stars die at age [--] Chuck Norris ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris sensed a great disturbance in the force. Then he laughed because he realised it was himself. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Why are Jay-Z's lips so big Chuck Norris. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The upcoming debut album by the Chuck Norris Experience is expected to become the highest-selling album of all time. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Every morning Chuck Norris gets up and splashes boiling oil in his face to wake him up. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris once consumed a 40lb sack of rice in under [--] minutes. using a single chopstick. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"After sex Chuck Norris doesn't 'spoon' with his ladies. He knifes them. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Spontaneous combustion is just one of the highly contagious diseases Chuck Norris transmits daily. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:00Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Once while dining in a fancy New York restaurant Chuck Norris discovered a fly in his soup. There were no survivors. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:47Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris loves your mother. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris drinks bear milk. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:00Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris' appendix has burst at least [--] times but Chuck don't give a fuck. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris actually has German blood. He keeps it in the fridge next to the mayonnaise. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris was actually the original Spock in Star Trek but was fired because instead of saying 'live long and prosper' he would always say 'die hard. with a vengance'. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"All Chuck Norris facts should be told in a respectful whisper whilst laying one's palms and forehead on the floor. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris is considered a sensitive new-age guy. who just happens to own four gatling guns ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A life-sized sculpture of Chuck Norris' genitals was sold for a world record price at a recent auction ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris tells you to blow it out your ass you'd better at least attempt it. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Why is Phillip's head shaped like a screwdriver Chuck Norris. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris once gave himself the night off from his busy schedule to let his hair down and have some fun. So he infiltrated a Ku Klux Klan meeting and killed over [--] people. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T03:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris hits it he don't quit it until whatever it is dies. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris has venom glands instead of tear ducts. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris doesn't eat vegetables because they don't beg for mercy. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Of course Chuck Norris screwed Madonna. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris gets the runs he backs up the local sewage plant. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Dali Lama said that violence is wrong. Chuck Norris backhanded him. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris has a large curved talon on each foot much like the Velociraptor. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris is also considered a world-class pimp. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris' lampshades are made from Nazi war criminals. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris was the only professional boxer ever who was allowed to perform fatality moves on his defeated opponents. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris speaks fluent Klingon just so he can slaughter any nerd he hears speaking it. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"For a birthday prank Chuck Norris put a gorilla's head on Francis Ford Coppola's bed while he was sleeping. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris usually prefers to travel on the OUTSIDE of taxis trains and commercial aircraft. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"How much is that doggie in the window Chuck Norris. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris cuts it Footloose God help anyone within a three-mile radius. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick the shit OUT of you then back in. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If you seriously start considering how awesome it must be to be Chuck Norris you will burst into flames. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A Chuck Norris beating is tax-deductable. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris gets the munchies God help any 7-11 ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"El Nino used to be called Chuck Norris. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Don't hate the playa or the game. hate Chuck Norris. Then prepare to die. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Chuck Norris shaves his beard it grows back within three minutes. That's why his early movies were so damn hard to film. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T05:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If you hear Chuck Norris say 'OH SNAP' he is most likely referring to what he just did to your spine. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T05:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris has the eye of a tiger. And the dick of a moose. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"School went to Chuck Norris. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck invented crunk. That's actually how you say his name in Chuckenese. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T14:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can decapitate you by throwing his cowboy hat. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris slaughters anyone named Chuck or Boris. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"As a young magician - Walker: Texas Illusionist - Chuck Norris once cut a lady in half on-stage. He then lit a cigar and chuckled as the audience freaked out. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Whenever you knock on wood that's Chuck Norris' cue to hack an orphan to death. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can kill you fifteen times before you even realize you crossed his property line. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris isn't a cannibal because he is actually a superior species. So next time he devours a family member don't be upset just remember this is just the beautiful cycle of nature. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T04:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can hear a pin drop. He can then locate it by sense of smell and kill you with it. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T06:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can knock you down with a feather. But he prefers a savage roundhouse kick to the brain. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T06:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Satan worships Chuck Norris ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris always takes ice-cold showers and he still steams up the bathroom. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T06:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris smokes cigars while scuba-diving. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"No matter which part of Chuck Norris you aim at the bullet will always hit the center of your forehead. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T05:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris recently had his entire scrotum tattooed black just to show everyone who the fuck Chuck is. He whiled away the 15-hour process by lifting weights and recieving blowjobs. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris drinks a special protein shake made entirely from blended chimpanzee brains. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can crush walnuts between his ass-cheeks. He can also do this to beer kegs and human skulls. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T05:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Little known fact: Chuck Norris is also a world-class classical pianist. He recently quit however stating that he hated playing over the sounds of audience members' heads exploding out of sheer sensory overload. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T05:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris once went to Sea World and wrestled an orca to death. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T05:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If you accidentally sit in Chuck Norris' seat at the opera expect to have a clarinet jammed up your ass by intermission. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T06:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris is the only person who can purchase firearms while drunk and totally naked. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"There are only three things that a songwriter must consider: rhythm melody and Chuck Norris. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If you ever make the mistake of confessing to Chuck Norris that you are a vegetarian prepare to be immediately smothered to death by a slab of fresh veal. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T07:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris is Lord Of The Clit. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-16T06:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris is the alpha and the omega. And all those other fruity letters. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T13:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris ate Hannibal Lecters liver. With some fava beans and a nice keg of beer. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T14:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Whenever you say to yourself 'at least it can't get any worse than this' that's usually the exact moment when Chuck Norris penetrates your mother. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T15:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with his butt-cheeks. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T13:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A clairvoyant once offered to read Chuck Norris' palm. After staring at it for about thirty seconds her head exploded. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T13:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris puts out his cigars in the nearest person's eye socket. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T15:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A man once took Chuck Norris to court for alleged assault. After the shortest jury deliberation in history the man was found guilty of first-degree Talking Shit About Mr. Norris and sentenced to death by instant roundhouse kick. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T13:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris recently appeared on a 15-minute segment of 'Good Morning America' to promote and demonstrate the Total Gym [----] while holding a bison in a headlock. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T13:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris could literally mop the floor with your face. He could also vacuum his car out with your digestive tract. And disinfect his toilet with your soul. ChuckNorris ChuckNorris"
Reddit Link 2025-11-21T13:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
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